Chapter 110: An Old Man and a Tiger
The man who spoke didn't care about Bai Yun's mood. Keep drinking.
Who knew that this was the last sip of wine in the gourd. Even if you turn it completely upside down, face it upright to your mouth, and shake it vigorously, only one or two drops will fall.
"Alas, what a pity. The man scolded hatefully, stamping his feet in anger and shaking hard, but he couldn't shake a drop.
I'm so angry!
There was a loud bang, and the sound of the wine gourd smashing.
Bai Yun was startled and opened her eyes.
Smashing things is generally a code for killing. You can't just close your eyes and wait for killing.
In the Master's class before, she seemed to hear it in her sleep. Becoming a ghost is not the most terrible result, but the most terrible thing is to disappear. So if you become a ghost, you have to protect your ghost life!
Who knows, when I opened my eyes, the scene in front of me was completely different from what I had just imagined.
It can almost be described as a beautiful fairy world.
The peach blossom trees all over the mountains are endless, layered on top of each other, such as clouds and clouds, and the petals are falling, which is beautiful.
Bai Yun was stunned for a moment. As the saying goes, "The peach is dying, scorching its glory." ”
And the one standing in front of her, blowing his nose and glaring at her, turned out to be a tall figure, wearing a white robe, with a ruddy complexion and a fairy air-
Brunette old man!
Yes, it can be seen that he is an old man who looks like a fairy!
It's just that it looks a little fierce. The hair was jet black. The sword eyebrows were not only black but also very thick, looking quite majestic and imposing.
The key is that his mount turned out to be a tiger as tall and strong as a horse, covered in gold, with a big king character on his forehead, majestic.
At his feet was obviously a jade wine gourd broken into several pieces. The tiger stepped on it casually, and there was no bleeding or screaming. He lifted his foot again and turned it into powder.
The old man looked at Bai Yun so lightly, and even burped. But it made Bai Yun feel like her knees were weak.
It's not like black and white!
Could it be that black and white impermanence is also old?! Could it be that the means of transportation in the underworld have also been upgraded? Business travel is equipped with Land Rover? Bai Yun has a feeling of unreality.
The old man leaned forward slightly, frowned, and asked casually, "Do you have any wine?"
The voice has its own majesty, and in the Peach Blossom Valley, it seems to have an aftershock echo, which makes Bai Yun's heart shake violently.
"I ......" Bai Yun was a little scared in her heart, and licked her lips with difficulty, "I don't have ......"
Could it be that black and white impermanence have to ask for bribes before they can take themselves to the underworld to be reincarnated? Bai Yun felt for a moment that this world was simply full of darkness.
"Then do you think I'm handsome?" asked the old man with a sudden tilt of his head and a smile.
This question seems relatively simple?
But the first time Bai Yun was asked the question of whether he was handsome or not by a stranger, he was still an old man, and his face was red. Although I don't know what kind of medicine is sold in the gourd, there is only one answer to this kind of question.
"Handsome ......"
Bai Yun blushed and whispered. I thought to myself, it's not a lie to say that.
Although the word "handsome" is rarely used to describe the elderly. But there's never a rule that says no. After all, no matter what, the other party is like a fairy-like existence, no matter whether handsome or not, the temperament is always there.
"What are you talking about? I can't hear you!" the old man plucked out his ears and shouted.
Who knew that this was still a super invincible and narcissistic old man.
Bai Yun had a faint worry in her heart. Generally ask whether handsome is handsome, the following topic, is it implying that he is bribing with sex? After all, the other party looks very old. If the other party is handsome, then maybe he takes the initiative........
But in order to survive. In addition to betraying the bottom line of hue that can't be broken, Bai Yun decided to let it go.
She took a deep breath, clasped her hands into a trumpet shape, and shouted to the peach blossom forest, "Handsome!"
The roar echoed violently through the valley, cascading out one after another.
"Handsome~~"
"Handsome~~~"
"Handsome ~~~~"
It can be described as deafening and overwhelming.
Then a tiger roared out. It is even more deafening and powerful.
Bai Yun only felt that her ears were about to become deaf. I wanted to cover my ears, but I was afraid that the fairy on the other side would be angry. I can only endure it alive.
It's just that it's too unlike an immortal. Haven't all the immortals jumped out of the five elements and don't care about the skin?
"It's very good!"
The old man patted the tiger on the head contentedly, coughed twice and cleared his throat. Three carrots were taken out of their sleeve pockets and stuffed into the tiger's gaping mouth.
What stunned Bai Yun was that the tiger was eating carrots with his head down, quite relishing.
"He also eats meat, like fox meat. ”
The old man looked at Bai Yun with interest, and asked nonchalantly, "By the way, little thing, what's your name?"
The tiger has apparently become a spirit as well. Before the old man could finish speaking, he immediately smashed his mouth full of carrot crumbs, drooling, and was very greedy.
"Uh, white tea," Bai Yun replied cautiously, with a roll of her eyes.
"Didn't tell the truth. The old man glanced at Bai Yun angrily, and said angrily, "White tea, I still have black tea! He is not honest in front of this immortal. If you're not honest, don't even think about going out!Hmph!"
The old man hates being cheated the most.
The tiger under the seat also snorted angrily, with a look of contempt.
Bai Yun's face stiffened, very embarrassed and anxious. Listening to the meaning of the old fairy, it is still possible to go out. His own caution has ruined his only hope.
"Grandpa, I'm sorry ......"
Before she finished speaking, the old man's face was even more unsightly. He patted the tiger's head and prepared to turn around and leave.
Bai Yun had a flash of inspiration in his mind, rushed over, and stopped in front of the tiger.
The tiger's eyes shimmered with undisguised green light, and saliva flowed again. That's the look of the eyes that look at the delicious food ready to feast, and that is the eyes of schadenfreude.
"Big, big, handsome, handsome. Bai Yun said these two sentences, and felt that her face was hot on the ground. I closed my eyes, took a deep breath, and let it go.
"You don't remember the villain. I'm sorry, but I recognized the wrong person. I just thought you were going to arrest me and go to the underworld to be reincarnated. I, I, wasn't I stewed in Ding? My name is Bai Yun. Immortal, can you help me escape?"
Bai Yun stammered and looked sad. She swallowed, not knowing what to say next. With such a bad fate, I couldn't help but sigh deeply.
At this time, the unfortunate death of the father and mother and the fate of the brother is uncertain. Suffocating sadness poured into my heart, and tears unconsciously welled up in my eyes. She tried her best to endure it, but she kept falling.
"Are you treating me like black and white?" the old man became even more angry when he heard this, "I am so handsome, how can I compare with the sad faces of the two of them?
"I, I ......"
The old man had such a strange temper that he had no idea that that he would offend him.
Bai Yun was a little at a loss, thinking that it was right to boast to the sky, so she had to hold back her tears and say aggrievedly.
"I'm sorry, it's me who didn't do it. It's all because I don't know. You look like a fairy, black and white impermanence is the most powerful god I know. ”
After speaking, the corners of Bai Yun's mouth twitched, and her expression was a little unnatural.
"I don't know!" the old man pouted, his face disdainful. The tiger also pursed his lips with a look of disdain.
As far as black and white impermanence is concerned, this kind of deputy director-level cadre of the underworld is the most capable immortal in her world?
How can an immortal like him deal with himself?