Chapter 8 The masturbation pipe sprayed on the keyboard caused the keyboard to malfunction, so it was broken yesterday......
"Ha......" Wu Biao opened the door of the clinic sleepily and stretched lazily in the bright morning.
"The whole two trucks rushed to the house, and everyone was safe!"
Wu Biao heard the sound and looked, only to see the Kurosaki family of four standing at the gate, looking at the big hole that was broken by the invisible monster last night.
"Yo, boss, you're back!" Wu Biao, who was dressed in a torn white coat, waved his hand and walked over, his face full of excitement: "Boss, you don't know, I a monster three meters tall yesterday...... Not! ”
Before he finished speaking, Kurosaki Ichigo rushed up directly and covered Brother Biao's mouth, although I don't know how the Grim Reaper modified the memories of the wanderer and Xia Li, but since they all regarded this as a big truck, it's better not to remind them!
"Brother Biao, you can't talk nonsense about last night!" Ichigo Kurosaki leaned into Wu Biao's ear and whispered.
Wu Biao blinked when he heard this, then nodded, and Kurosaki Ichigo let him go.
"Ichigo said that you can't talk nonsense about yesterday's events, so I didn't fight any invisible monsters at all yesterday!"
"......" The corners of Kurosaki Ichigo's mouth twitched, and he couldn't wait to go up and give Brother Biao a kick directly, which TM had such a cover-up, but after measuring the combat effectiveness of the two, Kurosaki Ichigo could only sigh helplessly!
Kurosaki on the side frowned slightly, but he didn't say anything.
After discussing for a while, the prisoner who drove a big truck into Kurosaki's house did not exist, and the wanderer had already made breakfast, and after eating, they were all busy with their own work.
Ichigo goes to high school, while Yuko and Natsuri go to elementary school.
As for Wu Biao, he returned to the clinic and sat in the bar bored.
Squeak –
The door at the back of the clinic was pushed open, Wu Biao glanced up and waved his hand: "Isn't the boss going to visit today?" ”
"I'm not going!" Kurosaki shook his head wholeheartedly, then walked up to Wu Biao's side and asked, "What's the matter with the monster you said in the morning?" ”
Monster?
Wu Biao was slightly stunned, and then he understood that Kurosaki Yixin asked about last night, as a trustworthy young man with three good intentions, since he promised Ichigo, he couldn't say it, even if it was the boss, he definitely couldn't say it.
After all, there is a first-come-first-served approach to everything.
"No, Ichigo said that you can't talk nonsense about last night!"
The corners of Kurosaki's mouth twitched slightly, stupid, when you say this, isn't it obvious that you are expressing, there is something hidden from me......
However, then the corners of Kurosaki's mouth hooked up a wicked smile: "Actually, I know those monsters too, if you tell me the details of last night, I can tell you where to find them!" ”
A fighting idiot, Lao Tzu can't cure you anymore?
"Really?" Sure enough, Wu Biao suddenly came to his senses when he heard this: "Boss, do you really know where you can find that kind of monster?" ”
"Well, as long as you tell me what happened last night!"
When Wu Biao heard this, he immediately threw away the integrity of what bullshit, the biggest fight in the world, it is difficult to find a good opponent, and finding a strong person to fight can be said to be Wu Biao's lifelong dream.
Immediately, he did not hesitate to tell Kurosaki everything about yesterday.
When he heard Wu Biao directly blow up the void, the corners of Kurosaki's mouth twitched, this thing is definitely not an ordinary human being, it is the first time he has heard of using a fall to explode the void, and this strength is ...... Is it really what humans should have?
But when he heard the end, his brow furrowed: "You mean there were two Ichigo at that time, one was carrying a big knife and dressed in black; A motionless man in loungewear? ”
"That's right!"
"Aren't there anyone else around?" Kurosaki asked.
Wu Biao recalled after hearing this, nodded and said: "There is indeed a woman in white leaning against the corner, it should have been too much drinking, I didn't pay much attention to it, I went back to sleep after eating a pot of rice!" ”
I didn't bother to pay attention to Wu Biao's speculation, and the supper after the fight...... According to other clues, Kurosaki Isshin also speculated most of yesterday's events.
But why did this kid fall...... After killing the void, you can see the spirits?
Kurosaki looked at Wu Biao in disbelief for a long time, and finally couldn't figure out what was going on with Wu Biao's physique. As for why he didn't ask Wu Biao himself, Kurosaki could say with certainty: This thing will definitely think that he is too smart, so even the ghost can see it.
"Alright, keep watching!"
"Huh!" Wu Biao suddenly stood up, looked in one direction and tilted his head: "What is this feeling?" ”
"What's wrong?" Kurosaki was stunned when he saw this.
"I don't know, I can't depict it!" Wu Biao replied without thinking about it, but then his face was full of excitement: "But I can feel that my hands are signing, my heart is boiling, the time to lift the seal has finally arrived, if this world really needs someone to save, then I ...... Willing to be that person!! ”
"......" Kurosaki slapped his forehead with all his heart, and the middle and second degrees of the explosion came again, in fact, Wu Biao said this more than once, the first time he didn't quite understand it, and then Kurosaki understood it.
To put it simply: I sensed a strong person and wanted to go out to fight, give me a vacation......
Is it just a sense of emptiness?
Kurosaki glanced at Wu Biao in surprise, after having spiritual vision, the instinct against the sky can even sense the existence of the void?
Shaking his head, Kurosaki didn't bother to waste brain cells on non-humans like Wu Biao, and waved his hand straight: "Go, if you see Ichigo, let him go home early, and buy two cigarettes by the way!" ”
Wu Biao took the money handed over by Kurosaki Ichishin and wondered, "Why did you see Ichigo?" With that, he pondered for a moment and clapped his palms: "Could it be that those monsters and Ichigo are from the same school?" ”
"Get out!"
Wu Biao didn't care, he directly pushed open the door of the clinic and rushed out: "Monster, I want to destroy you on behalf of the moon!" ”
The pedestrians along the way immediately looked at the strange gaze, and Kurosaki directly chose to slam the door shut...... I really don't know this product!
Wu Biao took a big stride and ran towards the location he sensed, seeing the river crossing the river, seeing the house jumping off the house, and running all the way, he finally came to a place that looked like a park.
But...... What caught his eyes was the scene where Kurosaki Ichigo stabbed a knife into the monster's mask, and then the monster turned into starlight and dissipated, and the whole person immediately collapsed.
"Ichigo Kurosaki, you robbed me of my !!"
The terrible screams suddenly made Ichigo and Rukia stunned, and turned their heads to look in the direction of the entrance to the park.
Wu Biao strode forward directly, and looked at the position where he disappeared with great sadness: "No, your opponent is me, you can only be killed by me, why do you want to leave me first!" ”
"......" The corners of Kurosaki Ichigo's mouth twitched slightly, and he suddenly felt that the task of the pit father that Rukia had just given him would definitely make this thing happy!
Rukia glanced at Wu Biao strangely, this human is here to compete with their god of death for work? Do you dare to exaggerate?
"Brother Biao, why are you here?"
Wu Biao glared at Ichigo in extreme annoyance, and said angrily: "I felt the signal sent to me by the monster, and I rushed all the way over!" ”
Induction?
Rukia frowned, could it be that she visualized the spiritual network?
Impossible, even their god of death, only the high-ranking god of death can see it, how can this human be able to see it.
"What's the matter with induction? Did you see any ribbons? ”
Wu Biao found Rukia on the side: "Who are you!" With that, he glanced at Kurosaki Ichigo and nodded clearly, "Is your mating partner?" ”
"......" Ichigo Kurosaki.
The corners of Rukia's mouth twitched.
Bastard! A red artillery bombarded you believe it or not!!
"What kind of dementia, Brother Biao is so smart, he sent me a signal as soon as he came out!" Wu Biao said to himself, and then tidied up the collar of his white coat: "Even if that goods have vision, they know that when they get to Brother Biao's territory, they will report to me first." ”
Forget it, it's a battle idiot.
Rukia sighed to herself, "Ichigo, let's go, go back to your body." ”
"Hmm!"
"Wait!"
"What's wrong, Brother Biao? I'm going back to class! ”
"Hmm, I was in too much of a hurry just now, I didn't remember the way, you can send me home first."
“……”