Yunlai Village, located in the northwest of Shanxi, has simple folk customs and is the outermost small village in the Beiyue base area of the Eighth Route Army. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Near noon, Ouyang and his party came here.

Seeing the three big characters of "Yunlai Village" marked at the entrance of the village, Ouyang suddenly laughed, which made everyone inexplicable.

Immediately, Ouyang explained with a smile: "I remembered a joke. ”

Said: There was once a restaurant, when the new store was about to open, the owner of the store thought, I have no culture, I have always been looked down upon by others, but I can ask a literate person to write a couplet to the store, to improve the grade of the store, so that others will no longer look down on me.

So, he found an old gentleman, and the old gentleman immediately agreed, and with a big stroke of the pen, the pen walked the dragon and snake, and wrote the couplet.

Shanglian: "The guest is like a cloud." ”

At that moment, the owner of the shop clapped his hands and applauded, and he was very happy in his heart, not to mention how beautiful it was.

This old gentleman writes well, this is to describe the arrival of guests, like a cloud, how hot the business should be!

However, when the shopkeeper saw Xialian, he almost didn't get angry with him, and almost beat the old gentleman.

Downlink: "Cloudless." ”

After listening to this joke, everyone burst into laughter.

Liu Tongluo smiled: "If I were the shopkeeper, I would have to beat that old gentleman, this is not a typical underbeating." ”

Tang Xinyi also nodded and said, "If you really press this couplet, if you fix it like this, it would be strange if this hotel didn't pay for death." ”

He Chenguang shook his head and retorted: "Instructor Tang, you are wrong when you say that. Think about it, if this couplet is hung out, and every guest who comes in can laugh from ear to ear, then how great and sensational the effect must be! ”

"Okay, don't laugh, let's hurry into the village and buy some food from the villagers." Ouyang stopped.

Food?

Hearing these two words, the soldiers suddenly felt like they had been beaten with chicken blood, and they became even more energetic.

These days, in order to hurry, there are prairies along the way, and the food has long been eaten, and everyone has been hungry for a day and a night, and they have already put their chests on their backs.

"Stop! Don't move! ”

Suddenly, at this moment, more than 20 people with sticks rushed out of the village and stopped Ouyang and the others.

The people at the head were a sturdy young man, shirtless, showing strong muscles, his eyebrows furrowed, and he shouted at the crowd: "Stop, don't move, and say, Who are you?" Isn't it a second devil! ”

Two devils?

In an instant, Ouyang and the others understood, now everyone is wearing the clothes of the common people, coupled with the dust and dust of the past few days, they really don't look like ordinary people, and they are mistaken by the people for puppet soldiers, which is also a joke.

Seeing this, Chief of Staff Wang Yaqiao stepped forward and explained with a smile: "Comrade, we are the Eighth Route Army, and we came to you just to buy some food to satisfy our hunger. ”

"Hahaha!"

Hearing this, more than 20 ordinary people all burst out laughing, and turned to shout one after another.

"You want to lie to us, let me tell you, we are not ordinary people, we are all militiamen of the Eighth Route Army."

"I, Wang Erniu, have been in the army for two years, and the Eighth Route Army in our base area, there is no one I don't know, how come I have never seen you!"

"That's it, he must be trying to trick us so that he can come to us to steal information."

"Captain, talk nonsense with them, arrest them all, and hand them over to the head of the Eighth Route Army!"

"Look at what, one-eyed dragon, it's you, you don't look like a good person at first glance!"

Cyclops?

Hearing the militia soldiers call Wang Yaqiao like this, Ouyang and the others were on the side, and they immediately laughed.

He Chenguang cooperated heartlessly: "Chief of Staff, they say that you are not a good person!" ”

At this moment, Wang Yaqiao spoke of suffering.

Wang Yaqiao, although he is the number one killer in the Republic of China and once the eldest brother of the Axe Gang, he always wears a long shirt and is gentle and elegant, and people who don't know him will think that he is a very cultured and well-educated scholar when they see him.

Now, when a group of militia fighters said that they were not good people, they suddenly became a little unhappy.

Ouyang thought about it for a while, and then understood.

At this moment, Wang Yaqiao is wearing a shabby sleeveless linen robe, plus he is blind in one eye, why does he really not look like a good person.

At that moment, Ouyang stepped forward, took out his ID from his arms, and handed it to the militia captain who led him.

After reading it, the militia captain laughed awkwardly, and exclaimed: "I'm sorry, everyone, I thought you were two dogs, don't blame, don't blame!" ”

"It's okay, it's all my own family, so I can't blame it." Ouyang said with a smile.

Immediately, the militia soldiers welcomed Ouyang and his party into the village, and shouted that they would entertain Ouyang and the others well.

On the way, Ouyang also learned the name of the militia captain, named Xue Dingshan.

Immediately, Ouyang praised: "Good name, this name is loud!" ”

Xue Dingshan, that is a big celebrity in the Tang Dynasty, the son of Xue Rengui, Lao Tzu is a general, and his son is also a general, all of whom are famous in battle.

After a while, everyone came to a ruined temple, which is the gathering place of the militia of Yunlai Village, and its beautiful name is the headquarters of the militia of Yunlai Village.

In the next time, Xue Dingshan and others, Haosheng entertained Ouyang and his party, chicken, duck and fish, none of them were missing.

Seeing this, even Ouyang, who was a little picky, couldn't help but sigh: "This is inevitably too rich." ”

For a while, Wang Yaoqiao and Lao Gao also nodded again and again.

This is still a very luxurious thing for them today.

Xue Dingshan, the captain of the militia, waved his hand again and again and said: "It's nothing, we come to Yunlai Village, rarely come to the Eighth Route Army, you are all a team of devils, I admire you, not to mention chicken, duck and fish, it is the stars in the sky, if you need it, I Xue Dingshan can also give you a few pieces." ”

Hearing this, Ouyang and the others couldn't help laughing out loud again, and sighed again and again, these simple militiamen were really too enthusiastic.

Xue Dingshan asked curiously: "By the way, comrades of the Eighth Route Army, you are not comrades from our Beiyue base area, so where are you from the Eighth Route Army?" ”

"White Tiger Detachment!" Ouyang confided.

White Tiger detachment?

At that moment, Xue Dingshan shook his head, indicating that he had not heard of it, and the other twenty or so militia fighters also stared at each other one by one.

"White Tiger detachment? This is the team of the Eighth Route Army, I haven't heard of it. ”

"Don't say that, maybe it's a guerrilla too."

"I guess it's not very famous."

Immediately, Ouyang also smiled.

The White Tiger Detachment, after all, is a newly formed team, not to mention that it is hundreds of miles away from the Beiyue base area, and in this remote and information-blocked town, it is normal not to hear of it.

Xue Dingshan asked again like a curious baby: "Captain Ou, have you ever seen a little devil?" ”

"I've seen it, many times."

"Oh? So have you ever killed a little devil? ”

"Huh? I guess I killed it. ”

"What do you mean by killing, don't worry, even if you haven't killed the little devil, we won't look down on you!" Militia Captain Xue Dingshan said with a firm look in his eyes.

Suddenly, Ouyang was speechless, he was going to be modest, who knew that the whole thing would come out like this.

I'll go!

Our White Tiger detachment, are you being underestimated?

What do you mean we haven't killed little devils?

The Baihe Blocking Battle, the Tongtianya Ambush Battle, the Pingxingguan Battle, the Annihilation of the Enemy's Yamaguchi Wing in Heishui City, the Bloody Battle of Zhonghua Gate in Nanjing, the Forcible Crossing of the Fuyang River, the Breakthrough Battle of Handan, the Battle of Xiayi, the Battle of Guide Breakout, and the Bloody Battle of Thousands of Miles in the Northeast have been fought dozens of times.

Our White Tiger detachment, the little devils killed, there are thousands of people, close to 10,000!

Xue Dingshan looked at the stunned Ouyang and the others, and said in a deep voice: "Captain Ou, then you have to come on, look at us, this year, our militia squad has slaughtered 3 little devils." ”

Immediately afterwards, other militia fighters also spoke.

"Captain Ou, rise up, you are a regular army!"

"Come on, this Eighth Route Army, how can it not kill the little devil, how embarrassing it is to spread this!"

"Captain Ou, you haven't killed the little devil, but you have also killed the second dog."

"Hey, Captain Ou, why don't you say it? Didn't we say something wrong, don't blame us for speaking straight, we haven't killed little devils, just keep working hard! ”

Suddenly, Ouyang looked at the old man who was also speechless, and smiled bitterly in his heart.

Yunlai village militia comrades, you bull pen, you have won!

You've managed to hit us!

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I haven't fallen down yet, so I'm going to move on to chapter 6. (To be continued.) )