Chapter Seventy-Seven: The Drunken Cat Man
So Dai Dameng walked up to the two drunkards and said to the braggart old man, "The proprietress asked me to tell you that you don't have to pay the money you owe." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info”
"There are no doors!" The old man opened his drunken eyes, and it took a long time to focus his eyes on Dai Dameng, slapped the wine glass, and said loudly: "Our family is the most creditworthy, and there are debts that must be repaid since the time of Septin!" ”
What he said was very reasonable, Dai Dameng didn't know how to convince him, and said with some embarrassment: "But the proprietress has decided, and she won't accept your wine money." ”
"You tell her," the drunken old man patted his chest, "that I have dignity!" ”
"Okay." Dignity is heavier than a mountain for a man, and Dai Dameng was successfully persuaded by him, stretched out his thumb, praised him, and said: "Good job, I support you!" ”
"Don't, meow......" At this time, the drunken cat who was paralyzed into mud raised his head and said, "You go and tell the proprietress that Gurum has no dignity and that he is willing to waive the money for the drink." ”
What the drunken cat said aroused Dai Dameng's curiosity, but he didn't expect that this inn was not big, but there were a lot of debts, and he asked the drunken cat: "Grum?" Who is he? ”
The drunken cat pointed to his nose and said, "Grum is here, Meow......"
It turned out that the drunk cat's mouth was him, and the way he spoke was really strange.
Dai Dameng scratched his head and asked, "Do you have a friendship with the boss lady for many years?" ”
"Gullum is very pitiful...... "The drunken cat said with his ears drooping and a handful of snot and tears, "Grum has taken a deal to escort a cat man to Windhelmet City for business." Who knew that when passing by the hot springs, a giant suddenly rushed out and smashed the cat-man's carriage, and the cat-man died. If Grum hadn't run fast, he would have been stoned to death by the giant. Gurum didn't get a single septin, and he almost died. Grum has no money, so he can only mix wine and drink here, poor Grum hasn't eaten moon candy for a long time, meow ......"
The cat man's big eyes were watery, as innocent as a child, Dai Dameng's heart suddenly softened, and he said to him: "Say, how can I help you?" ”
"Grum's nose is very sensitive to meow...... "The drunken cat leaned into Dai Dameng's ear and said, "Go and tell the boss that Grum smells of perfume on him, not his wife." ”
Really? Is that okay too?
"Are you sure this will work?" Dai Dameng couldn't help but wonder how much truth the drunken cat's words had.
"Why are you going...... the drunken cat pushed him and said, "How do you know if you don't try?" Be careful, be sure not to let the hostess hear. ”
So, Dai Dameng whispered the words of the drunken cat to the boss, and the boss's face immediately changed.
"Okay." The boss said, "Tell the damn cat that he'll pay for his drink." ”
Hum! The words of the drunken cat are actually true, I didn't expect the boss to be so ugly, and he is still an old. Demon gave him a deep disdain, then turned to leave.
"Hero," the boss grabbed him by the arm, "can you do me a favor and get that cat away." ”
"Why?" Dai Dameng hates the man who is the most flowery, and he especially looks down on this old, and he is unwilling to help him in his heart.
The old quietly stuffed him with a money bag and said, "This is a hundred septin." ”
"Okay!" No one has trouble with money, not to mention that the noble brother said that cat people have no good things, Dai Dameng patted his chest and said, "Leave this matter to me!" ”
Putting away the money bag, Dai Dameng walked up to the drunken cat and said to him, "The boss has agreed, and you will be exempted from the wine money." But he wants you to get out of here right away! ”
"Ah, Groome smells the gold coins." The drunken cat put his head on Dai Dameng and sniffed vigorously.
"You make a hammer too?" The drunken cat touched the glazed sledgehammer on Dai Dameng's back, blinked his eyes and said, "Grum also likes sledgehammers." It's also simple to let Grum go. The drunken cat took off the golden sledgehammer from his back and said, "As long as you win the sledgehammer in Gurum's hand, he will leave immediately." ”
It was exactly what Dai Dameng wanted, his hands were itching when he talked about fighting, he took off the glass sledgehammer and shouted: "Come on!" ”
"Don't regret meow......" The drunken cat winked slyly.
Dai Dameng nodded and said, "I speak the most, and you are not allowed to deny it." ”
"Okay." The drunken cat nodded and said, "The cat man is the most counted when he speaks......
The cat man was really treacherous, Dai Dameng thought that he hadn't finished his words, but he didn't expect him to smash it with a hammer.
It's good to come! Dai Dameng thought to himself, as long as it is not mystical magic, real swords and real guns, I am not afraid. Picking up the hammer, the two sledgehammers had not yet touched, and the cat man suddenly lost his shadow.
Bang, the drunken cat was lying straight on the ground.
"You win, Gurum loses." The drunken cat hugged Dai Dameng's thigh and said, "Now Grum is yours...... You can take him away at any time. ”
This...... Dai Dameng had planned to have a good fight, who knew that there would be such an outcome. Cat man, I don't want it, Dai Dameng kicked him away. The cat man flew out three meters away like a cloth bag, stretched out his limbs in the air, and landed firmly on the ground, and then he pounced and hugged Dai Dameng's thigh, saying, "Gurum is yours, you have to buy him candy to eat." Grum can smell a meow with a lot of gold on you......"
"Fuck off! Who's going to bring a drunken cat, no,...... Who wants to bring a cat! Dai Dameng raised his leg and kicked him away.
The Lai Pi cat stuck to Dai Dameng like maltose and was kicked out several times, and each time he landed on the ground he pounced on Dai Dameng's leg and hugged it.
Although this cat man is annoying, Dai Dameng found that he has a great ability, that is, his balance is particularly good.
Whether he was kicked away, thrown out, or grabbed by the tail and thrown out, the moment he took off, as soon as his limbs and tail were stretched out, he could instantly find balance and fall firmly to the ground, and then ran back to hold Dai Dameng's thighs with a dead face.
At first, Dai Dameng thought it was very interesting, but after playing a few games, he got tired of it, grabbed the collar of the cuirass and lifted the cat man to the door, opened the door, and said, "you!" ”
He threw the cat man out and immediately closed the door.
"Boss, open the door!" The cat man scratched the door and shouted: "There are a lot of women fighting outside, Grum is so scared, meow ......"
A lot of women? Fight? When Dai Dameng heard this, he immediately became interested.
You must know that the lifestyle of Skyrim people is very monotonous, and fighting and drinking are the most important forms of entertainment. Because of his father, who died of drinking poisoning, Dai Dameng never dared to drink, so fighting and watching people fight was especially important to him.
A group of women fighting, thinking about their white arms and thighs, disheveled and scuffling together, Dai Dameng felt excitement in his heart.
This time he was no more skeptical of the authenticity of the cat man's words, because he had already faintly heard the woman's screams and screams.
"Where?" Dai Dameng immediately opened the door and ran out, and then he found out that he had been fooled!
Where do any women fight?