Chapter 22: The Way to Make Money
The eldest sister was very shy, clenched her small fist, and punched Dai Dameng lightly in the chest. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info Dai Dameng has never been beaten so gently by a woman, the feeling is numb, it is wonderful, the whole body is as hot as fire, as if something is burning.
He swallowed his saliva and said, "Be strong." ”
The eldest sister hit a few more times, and the action slowly let go, punching and kicking, and then like crazy, she roared and screamed, and the small fist fell on Dai Dameng like raindrops.
It felt like a massage, so comfortable that Dai Dameng changed her position from time to time to make her play a little more even.
After a while, the eldest sister had enough, her face was ruddy and radiant, like a different person.
The eldest sister clapped her hands, brushed her hair, left ten septins, and left satisfied.
"See?" Dai Dameng pointed to the eldest sister and said to the onlookers: "You are satisfied, what are you waiting for?" ”
"I'm coming!" A red-skinned man walked over.
Dai Dameng looked at it and knew that it was the one who licked the soles of the lord's shoes. Dai Dameng hesitated, this job is not easy to take, he just scolded the man a few days ago, and now the man is carrying a stick, this is obviously seeking revenge!
Dai Dameng looked closely, and the man's arms had no muscle lines, and his body was full of delicate fat, so he didn't have much strength at first glance.
Dai Dameng has learned to block and parry with Illya in the past few days, and as long as he is careful not to be hit by that person, he estimates that the person will not be able to hurt him.
Dai Dameng nodded and said, "Okay, but you need to collect twenty septins with a wooden stick." ”
The man smiled evilly and nodded, and picked up his stick and struck.
Dai Dameng felt that something was wrong after a few blows, this man was so vicious that he did not hit him with a stick, but poked it with a stick, and specifically poked at the wound where he had been bitten by a snow rat.
His wounds had just grown in the past few days, and the blood scab had not yet fallen off, and he was poked and cracked by the man, and the blood flowed out and flowed all over his body, making him grin in pain.
The man didn't mean to stop at all, but became more and more addicted to it.
Dai Dameng was furious, grabbed the man's wooden stick, and shouted, "Enough, I bleed." ”
"I'm not over it yet." The man grabbed the stick and said, "If you are not satisfied, you will not give money." ”
How could Dai Dameng be willing, holding the wooden stick firmly, the man couldn't pull it even with all his might. Dai Dameng yelled at the man, "You beat me and bleed, you must give me money!" ”
The man didn't give it, so Dai Dameng quarreled with him. The two were arguing when a snowman guard came over and asked, "What happened?" ”
"Mr. Guard, you're just in time." The man said, "I am Naqim, the political adviser of the lord, and I am doing a business with him, and he asked me to fight, and I am satisfied." But I'm not satisfied now, so why should I give him money? ”
Naqim actually moved out of the name of the lord's advisor, and Dai Dameng was afraid that the guards would favor him, so he also moved his name, patted his chest and said: "I am Dai Dameng, the rat-slaying warrior of the lord's seal, he beat me and bled me, and I must be paid!" ”
"Is there still such a business in the world?" The guard couldn't help but laugh, and said to Dai Dameng: "Mr. Rat Slayer Warrior, the evidence is very unfavorable to you, you agreed to give money only if you are satisfied, and now he is not satisfied, and he has the right not to give money." ”
The guard turned in Nahim's favor, and Dietamon was so angry that he just wanted to hit someone, and he shouted at the guard: "Don't you see me bleeding? ”
"I have great sympathy for what happened to you." The guard spread his hands and said, "But Xueman is a city with a legal system, and everyone has to be reasonable. ”
Naqim listened to the guard's words, winked at Dai Dameng, and said proudly: "Fool, I will never be satisfied!" I'll beat you for nothing. ”
Maddened by the madness, he broke the stick, rushed up and grabbed Nahim by the collar, and lifted him up.
"What do you want?" Nachim's face turned white with fright.
"Don't hit anyone!" The guard said sharply: "Xueman is a city of the rule of law, and if you despise the law, you will despise me!" ”
"Ah......h
Demon sprayed all the grievances on Naqim's face, roaring like thunder and foaming at the mouth.
"Ah...... It hurts me to death. Nachem suddenly covered his ears and cried out in pain: "Mr. Guard, he yelled at me!" ”
"I see it." The guard spread his hands and said, "But Xueman doesn't have a law prohibiting yelling, so he didn't break the law." ”
The guard glanced at the northeast corner of the plaza, where there was a statue of the god Talos, clad in armor, with a serpent on his feet, and stabbed his sword seven inches into the serpent.
Beneath the idol stood a priest, shouting, "Truth! That's the truth! Talos the Great, who was born in the ordinary, became a god...... "The voice was hoarse and unpleasant, but it had a strong penetrating power like a mystery, and it was far away, but it seemed to be shouting in the ear, which was particularly harsh and uncomfortable."
The guard sighed and said, "If yelling was illegal, Hemsko's snow-filled tumor would have rotted in the prison of Longxiao Palace long ago. ”
"I have great sympathy for what happened to you." The guard said to Nahim, "But he didn't break the law, and you can yell at him if you think it's unfair." ”
Dai Dameng suddenly realized that this guard was also quite cute.
As soon as he heard this, what was he afraid of, Dai Dameng roared at Naqim with all his strength. Nachem was shocked and had a headache, all kinds of head-hugging rats were running, Dai Dameng was all kinds of chasing and intercepting, where did Nachem run him? After three laps around the square, Naqim was stunned and did not run out.
"Stop...... That's not right, shut up! A man suddenly stopped Didamon, and Nachem quickly ducked behind the man as if he had seen a savior, and said, "Heimsco, you help me judge, and he yells at me." ”
Dydamon saw that the man was the sacrificial Heimsco under the statue of Talos.
Heimsco was a Talos believer, shouting and promoting the teachings of Talos all day long. His voice was so loud that the noisy snowy residents couldn't live in peace. The inhabitants of Xueman refer to him and the particularly showy Naqim as the two evils of Xueman.
However, usually these two scourges do not like each other, and Dai Damont did not expect that Heimsco would stand up for Nachem today.
Heimsco stopped Dai Dameng and said with a serious face: "It's not right for you to yell at him like this." ”
"You don't care about it." Dai Damont took Heimsco's collar and threw him aside, and said angrily: "If he beats me and doesn't give me money, I will yell him to death today." ”
Heimsko hurriedly shook his hand and said, "No, no, no, I don't care about the dispute between you. He held Dai Dameng's hand and said solemnly: "I am purely from a technical level, it is not right for you to keep yelling at your throat like this, it is easy to damage your vocal cords." The exhale should be rapid, the pronunciation should be powerful, and it should have explosive and penetrating power. ”
"Just like this......" Heimsko took a deep breath and opened his mouth to shout, "Roar! Ooh! Ha ......"
"Come on, come on." Heimsco pulled Didamon to the statue of Talos, pointed to a small statue in the shape of an axe, and said, "This is the altar of Talos, a kiss will give you the blessing of Talos, which will make your roar faster, stronger, and less effortful." ”
Dai Dameng suddenly felt embarrassed, he blamed the uncle, it turned out that the uncle was a good person. Dai Dameng said thank you and kissed the altar of Talos, and sure enough, his throat immediately felt much more comfortable.
"Roar! Ooh! Ha ...... "Dai Dameng tried to roar like an uncle, and his voice was indeed louder, and he felt a kind of power spray out with the roar.
"Thank you, uncle!" Dai Dameng thanked the uncle again, looked up and looked for Naqim again, this guy had already run away, and Dai Dameng immediately chased after him.
Nachem ran out of the square and into a house, and Dietemon chased after him and tapped on the door, and a woman opened the crack and poked her head out of it.
Dai Dameng saw it and knew that it was the red-skinned eldest sister who was the first to take care of his business, and the eldest sister gave him a septin, blinked her eyes and whispered: "Big brother has worked hard, buy an apple to moisten his throat." ”
Dai Dameng unceremoniously took the gold coin and said gratefully, "Thank you, eldest sister." ”
At this time, Naqim shouted from inside the house: "Alam, close the door quickly, and I will kill you again!" ”
This eldest sister is so good, but it's a pity that there is such a man in the stall, Dai Dameng feels that she is already very unfortunate and can't make trouble for her anymore.
So Dai Damon left Nachim's house, reflexively walked to the stall in the square, figuring out the vocal skills taught to him by his uncle, and practicing all the way: "Roar! Ooh! Ha ......"
When he returned to the booth, the onlookers gave Dai Dameng thunderous applause, like a hero who greeted the triumphant.
Dai Dameng was in a good mood, and as soon as he was excited, he sang: "Paladin, Paladin, let him scatter his blood and soul ......"
Using his uncle's pronunciation skills, he sang this "Song of the Dragonborn" very impassionedly, and he was very moved.
Jingle, the people around generously threw out Septin, and the beggars next to them were dumbfounded.
After singing, Dai Dameng cleaned up the gold coins on the ground, and there were twenty-nine of them.
Now he had forty septins, ten for beating, one for roaring Nachim, and twenty-nine for singing.
It's still simple to sing to make money, so Dai Dameng wiped the words on the ground and concentrated on singing, but no one threw money at him anymore.
It seems that it is not easy to make money in one way, and part-time jobs have a future.
So Dai Dameng wrote on the ground again: "Human flesh gas bag, welcome to fight ......"
After waiting for a long time, someone finally came.
The man was dressed in a black hooded robe with a mask, his whole body was tightly covered, and his eyes glowed blue.
This person Dai Dameng has seen, the man in black who rescued people from the snow rat swarm under the city wall, his martial arts are very powerful.
The man in black walked straight towards Dai Dameng, did he want to take care of his business? Dai Dameng felt that this business could not be done, and he would be killed.
The man in black really stopped in front of Dai Dameng, and Dai Dameng immediately wiped the words on the ground, grabbed the head of the man in black and said, "I'm sorry, I closed the stall." ”