480 men need exercise
Fate is a thing that can't be explained, and the way is unclear.
You can't find it, but at a certain moment, you suddenly look back, and the man is in the dim light.
Cuihua is no longer the wild cat, she enlightened in Lianghua Temple, was guided by the Buddha, learned to be a man, and started the evolution of life. So her return to her hometown does not mean that she will become a cat, living in seclusion in the mountains and forests.
Hidden in the city, she stayed in the town and became an ordinary person.
Li Xianyu should have thought that like himself, that small temple and that mountain were also a past that Cuihua did not want to look back on.
Cuihua's whole person froze there all of a sudden, her eyes reflecting his figure, and she only had his figure in her mind.
During this time, I often dreamed of this short-lived fellow, and then woke up in the middle of the night, and it was difficult to fall asleep, and I sat alone by the window in a daze until dawn.
"But I'm not going to hallucinate in broad daylight, am I..... Isn't it still in a dream?" Cuihua muttered quietly.
Her appearance was stupid and funny, Li Xianyu's heart was full of tenderness, and she opened her arms: "It's not a dream, it's me, I'm resurrected." ”
After a pause, he added, "I just came back to life, and I came to you immediately." ”
She froze there, timid, holding her breath, for fear that a breath would blow him away. Cautiously reached out and poked and poked again, then touched his face, feeling the warmth and softness of his skin.
Sensing that her eyes and facial expressions began to change, Li Xianyu knew that a bitter cry was inevitable, he just opened his arms and sent out his broad shoulders: "Cuihua, I ....."
The figure flickered, but what greeted him was not the embrace of Cuihua's plump body, but the protruding face of a big cat.
"Who are you, what are your goals, what do you want to do by pretending to be him. ”
Every time he asked, he scratched his face.
"I'm Li Xianyu. ”
"Nonsense. ”
Tear pull.... A paw exhaled.
"I am truly myself, and I am resurrected. ”
"Nonsense. "Another claw.
The surveillance of the convenience store clearly captured the picture at this time, Li Xianyu hugged his head and ran around, and Cuihua sometimes stuck in his face and beat Wang Baquan wildly. Sometimes, when he was thrown out, she would raise her tail and attack, leap up, and wave her claws to leave claw marks on him.
Cuihua is like an agile assassin, sometimes protruding her face, sometimes wandering, sometimes sneaking attack.
Li Xianyu didn't expect her to be so reckless, grandma finally gave him a chance to speak, Cuihua was not, she was too wild, and she would do it directly if she didn't agree with her.
In my heart, I decided that Li Xianyu was fake.
Li Xianyu tried to stop her, but was stunned to find that her speed couldn't keep up, the emerald flower in the cat-like state was elusive, slippery and didn't leave her hands, and her strength was much stronger than when she first came down the mountain.
How could a person catch a cat with his bare hands, Li Xianyu was not good and really shot at her with all his might.
But soon, Thunder Zhan Ji and Grandma arrived, and they noticed the fluctuation of the gas engine in the car, so they immediately rushed to check the situation.
"Huh?" Cuihua's attacking pace paused suddenly, her limbs slid on the smooth tiles, until she slid to Li Xianyu's feet, she tilted her head, and looked at the Thunder Zhan Ji and Grandma who entered the store in confusion.
"What are you doing?" said Grandma.
Li Xianyu was old and miserable, his back was against the wall, the coat on his body, and the underwear inside were all hanging on his body, and his bare chest, waist, lower abdomen and other parts were covered with bloody claw marks.
The worst thing is his face, not to mention that his mother can't recognize it, and his grandmother almost can't recognize it.
Grandma's anger was justified, I had never hit him like that.
As a result, Cuihua's expression changed again, from anger and hostility to excitement and ecstasy, and finally she cried with joy, pounced, jumped on Li Xianyu's shoulder, and licked his face wildly: "You are still alive, you are still alive...."
As he spoke, he made a high-pitched cry of "meow meow".
Her amber vertical pupils were full of tears, the fleshy cushion pressed against her body, and she stretched out a front paw and gently touched Li Xianyu's cheek.
Thunder Zhan Ji didn't want her boyfriend to be taken advantage of by a female cat like this, but seeing Cuihua's mood swings so much, thinking about her past, forget it, it's just a cat, blame the pitiful, don't care about her.
The glass door of the convenience store was closed, the roller shutter door was also closed, and Cuihua squatted on the cash register, listening to Li Xianyu tell about the experience during this time.
She ignored a series of key points and secrets, slapped the counter with her front paws, and said angrily: "So I'm the last one, right, you minion don't have any consciousness." ”
That's the point.
"You didn't realize it, look at what you have made my great-grandson. Grandma scolded on the side.
Cuihua knew that she was wrong, and glanced to the side at a forty-five degree angle of her head, and "hummed".
I don't know what is wrong.
"Huh, what?" Grandma raised an eyebrow.
"Hmph. ”
"Hum again. ”
"Hmph. ”
"Tell me about you, how did you come here to be a clerk. Li Xianyu waved his hand to stop the quarrel that was about to escalate.
Thunder Battle Ji is not disappointed.
"I'm definitely not going back to the mountain, my cultivation has reached a critical juncture, and I want to learn to be a human being, so I won't do anything other than fight and catch mice, and I haven't gone to school. Cuihua said helplessly: "I had to buy the convenience store." ”
"Buy, buy?"
"I sold my beloved cat litter. Cuihua turned around and used her tail to protect her shyness, her cat form was customary, and her tail replaced her pants. The paw opened the drawer and pulled out Li Xianyu's wallet from it: "You just have money in your wallet, so I will take the convenience store down." ”
Grandma and Thunder Battle Ji showed painful expressions at the same time.
My great-grandson's money is mine.
My boyfriend's money is for me to pay off my bills.
Li Xianyu suddenly realized, it turned out that his original wallet was on Cuihua's body, and he thought it was left in the Pantheon Palace.
When Li Xianyu went into the bathroom to take a bath and change clothes, Cuihua opened the door and came in, "I forgot to take the towel in." ”
Li Xian Yuxin said Fortunately, I just packed up my things and left Baoze, and I had all the toiletries, towels, bath towels, and wallets. Otherwise, my twenty centimeters will be spied on.
At this time, Cuihua had already turned into a human form, tall and plump, convex and backward, and she stroked Li Xianyu's muscular chest with a little weakness: "The self-healing ability is really good, otherwise you annoying slave will be disfigured." ”
"Disfigured?" Li Xianyu was a little surprised: "In your eyes, there should be no difference between my grandmother and Ruhua, whether I am disfigured or not, what's the difference?"
"Nonsense, I can still see that you are very handsome. Cuihua knocked on his head dissatisfied: "I forgot my age?"
"Oooh. Li Xianyu was stunned.
In the eyes of young aliens, there is no difference between human beings, face blindness, normal phenomenon. Just like humans don't think how delicate a sow is, even if it is a stunning beauty in pigs.... The exception is when they are discharged from the army, according to their own words, after two years as a soldier, the sows look exceptionally delicate. It's amazing that the army can learn such an otherworldly skill.
Cuihua is nearly a year old, and has been mixed in human society early, so it has long had the same aesthetic as human beings.
But the widow, the lord of the harem, was negligent.
Li Xianyu thought about it, and suddenly found that Cuihua's hand touching his chest suddenly became soft, and her eyes were slightly confused.
"Ha, you haven't seen me for two months, do you think I'm very delicate? Li Xianyu proudly straightened his chest muscles.
"By the way, what about your convenience store. ”
"Shut it down, keep it as a way out. ”
Li Xianyu got along too little with heterogeneous people and was not keen enough, if he changed to a child of a bloodline clan who raised heterogeneous people, it would be time to see that Cuihua was in estrus.
In the operation of human beings, his performance in this wave of lonely life is destined to have no follow-up, but Cuihua is an outlier, and the outlier is not so pretentious, in the small hotel in the county seat, after the early hours of the morning, Cuihua knocked on Li Xianyu's door.
She was wearing a silk nightdress, her two tight long legs moved, the skirt fluttered, and before Li Xianyu asked, she lifted the quilt and got in.
“???”
Li Xianyu was startled, and didn't dare to speak for a while.
Cuihua's thighs clamped his waist in the futon, his face was close to his face, his expression was radiant, and he was a little shy and eager to try, "Let's mate!"
These legs can kill people.
“!!!”
You have to have a symbol to express his feelings.
"No, what do you mean. ”
"Mate," Cuihua explained, "didn't you want to mate with me before?" ”
"Condolences with your body...."
"What so much nonsense, I like you, you like me, let's mate. Cuihua frowned.
"But you are a disciple of Buddhism, shouldn't a disciple of Buddhism be abstaining? ”
"Lay disciples don't need to abstain from sex. Cuihua's two little hands were very sharp, she lifted the skirt, twisted her body, and the fat ci faded off.
It was black lace.
Cuihua, who decided to mate, was more open than expected, and after removing the fat ci, her legs clamped Li Xianyu's waist again, and without saying a word, she pressed his head into her chest: "How to do it, do you need me to lie on my stomach?"
"You, you, you...."Li Xianyu was stuffed in the facial cleanser, "You wait first, I'm faint, let me slow down." ”
Cuihua let go of his head in a daze, allowing Li Xianyu to pick up a life.
"I, I'm not ready. Li Xianyu said something that made him feel ashamed, which was suitable for Li Qianyu to say, but not for him Li Xianyu to say.
But he really wasn't ready, Cuihua was a cat.
"There's something I have to explain to you," the two were tightly wrapped in the quilt, and Li Xianyu said, "Zhan Ji is my girlfriend." ”
Cuihua frowned: "Have you two coped?"
"One step short. ”
"It doesn't matter, at most your last mating partner. "The emerald flowers are very open.
"What you said makes me feel wrong," Li Xianyu pushed her away hard: "Say, did you often mate before." ”
"Nope. ”
"You're a cat, I don't believe it. ”
"I was adopted by Master when I was very young, and I listened to the scriptures and recited the Buddha every day, and when I grew up, I woke up and followed Master to practice Buddhism. Cuihua wrinkled her nose and said displeasedly, "Don't compare me to those savage aliens. ”
Everyone is different, Cuihua is from a famous family, which is different from those bewitching jian goods.
After explaining, seeing that Li Xianyu was still hesitating, Cuihua was angry, whether you would come or not.
"I have a question I want to ask you before I come," Li Xianyu said in a low voice: "You won't be happy and suddenly turn into your original form." ”
This question made Cuihua difficult, she tilted her head and thought for a long time, "I don't know, I have to try it anyway." ”
Li Xianyu felt that he was in a dilemma, this, I just confirmed the relationship with Zhan Ji yesterday, and today I am a cat, it seems that I am a scumbag.
But if I don't welcome the cat, it seems that I am not as good as a beast.
Between the scumbag and the beast, Li Xianyu chose the former.
"Don't you want me to lie on my stomach? I see that fellowship is like this. Cuihua's problems exposed her lack of experience.
"Hmm...."Feeling the hot palm, Cuihua couldn't control the sound in her nose.
"Don't scream later..."
Cuihua found that Li Xianyu on her body suddenly froze, and her face was ugly.
"What's wrong?"
"Cuihua, don't be like this, really, you have to refrain from it, I'm not that kind of person. Li Xianyu's attitude suddenly turned one hundred and thirty degrees.
It is said that the scumbag doesn't recognize people when he puts on his pants, but Li Xianyu doesn't recognize people before he takes off his pants.
Cuihua: "???"
Li Xianyu thought of one thing just now, the sound insulation effect of the small hotel is poor, with the vitality of his mobile pile driver, how can it be calm in the future, isn't this an insult.
Thinking of the poor sound insulation of the small hotel, he thought of another, more terrifying thing.
With the ears of Grandma and Zhan Ji, when Cuihua knocked on his door, they might have heard it.
Thinking of this, the second son of the Li family took the lead.
"Our Li family is a famous family with a family history, how can I do such a thing with you. While saying righteously, he gave Cuihua a wild look: "And I have a war concubine, I am the most single-minded." ”
Single-mindedness is true, men are very single-minded, single-minded men always only like young and beautiful girls.
Cuihua understood his concerns, her brows furrowed, and she didn't plan to cooperate with Li Xianyu in acting.
Li Xianyu clasped his hands together and pleaded with a pleading face.
Cuihua cared about her servant the most, and when she saw the servant pleading, her heart softened, and she cooperated: "Okay, then next time." ”
"There is no next time. Li Xianyu hurriedly said.
Outside the door at this time, there was a grandmother standing on the left, and a thunder battle queen standing on the right.
Grandmother's face was serious and cold, and Zhan Ji held a short knife in her hand.
Hearing Li Xianyu's words, Zhan Ji silently put away the short knife, and grandma nodded slightly, although she is a little beast, the bottom line is still there, and it is not an insult to the Li family.
......
The next morning, Li Xianyu got up casually, checked out, and went out for breakfast with the harem group, and found that his grandmother and Thunder Zhanji ignored him and put on a stinky face.
The little beast knew that he had slipped around the ghost gate last night.
If I had been a few months ago, I would have been doomed by now. Fortunately, I have experienced storms in the past few months, and I am no longer a rookie in the rivers and lakes.
Li Xianyu drank white porridge, and gave himself a thumbs up in his heart.
Therefore, men need to exercise, only old drivers can continue to corner, flat and stable.