Chapter 24: The wind blows the crotch of the pants

In the living room, three people sit in a triangular shape with three movements, and their expressions are also different.

Mitsuki Takizawa, who was dressed in a kimono, lowered her head silently, her face full of indelible guilt.

Fang Yishan sat there with her legs crossed, her beautiful eyes closed and her face slanted forty-five degrees, full of arrogance.

Ye Lang, on the other hand, sat there with scratches on his face, dejected......

Thinking about it just now, Ye Lang found that he was too stupid, how could he open the door at that time......

He was really stunned, the situation in the bathroom was like a nuclear bomb explosion, he just wanted to rush out, but as soon as he pushed open the door of the bathroom, he heard Fang Yishan's voice outside the door, and at that moment, he actually felt that the 'savior' was coming!

It's really a head show.

After opening the door, there was no doubt that looking at the exhibitionist version of Ye Lang, Fang Yishan's eagerness and anger were all frozen on her face, and at that moment, she felt that she had seen the most incredible picture in the world, more incredible than the 'Hanging Gardens of Babylon'......

Ye Lang clearly remembered the feeling of opening the door, and a cool breeze flowed between his legs......

Thankfully......

Ye Lang said in his heart, it is not Ye Ke who is outside the door, otherwise...... In this case, even the iron cloth shirt with a golden bell cover will become soft around the fingers......

However, this meal of 'Dragon Claw Hand' still made him not eat and walked away......

"Old, teacher, I'll help you wipe some potion......" After a long time, Mitsuki Takizawa, who was blaming herself, dared to open her mouth tentatively and asked.

She was afraid that Ye Lang would hate her, in fact, Ye Lang was the most embarrassed, and stepped on the bath towel that covered his body with one foot, and that picture was engraved in his mind like an imprint......

Ye Lang just wanted to say no need, but Fang Yishan snorted and said, "Meiyue, why do you want to be quiet, it's obvious that he wants to do bad things to you!" ”

"Sister Shanshan...... Mitsuki has already explained to you three times, and it was really Mitsuki who took the initiative to wipe the teacher's back, and as for the bath towel, it fell off...... Yes, it was Mitsuki herself who was just careless......"

Mitsuki tried her best to save Ye Lang's image, but when she mentioned the bath towel, her voice gradually lost its strength and became unconfident, because it was indeed Ye Lang who got rid of it, which made the 'perpetrator' even more embarrassed.

"Hehe......" At this moment, Fang Yishan was even more sure that it was Ye Lang, a perverted exhibitionist, who stripped Meiyue naked, and his smile became more and more angry:

"I thought you were a decent gentleman, but it turned out to be the same as most men, low-level, shameless, and obscene!"

Faced with these labels, Ye Lang really wanted to say: "You try it again?" You repeat, I let you know what is really low, shameless, and indecent! ”

Then he fell down directly, like the super kill of the 'Yagami An' in the King of Fighters, and pressed it on the ground with a bang......

Of course, that's a dream, and he can't do that yet......

"Sister Shanshan, don't talk about the teacher like that, the teacher is really a very good boy, and Mitsuki has always wanted to take care of the teacher, really." This time, Mitsuki was not stuck, and her eyes were exceptionally firm.

Seeing Meiyue like this, even if Fang Yishan didn't want to believe it, she had to have a 'trace' of belief, hesitated silently for a while, and finally glanced at Ye Lang and said:

"Humph! In order to prevent him from doing anything wrong to you again, I won't leave tonight, let's sleep together! ”

Burst!

Ye Lang suddenly, a mouthful of old blood......

……

On the phone, Fang Yishan told Fang Tianhua that Meiyue was not feeling well today, and she was with her at Meiyue's house, even so, Meiyue had to answer beside her, and Fang Tianhua hung up the phone with confidence.

Ye Lang suddenly felt that Fang Yishan was not twenty years old, but twelve years old......

He remembered that when he was only about ten years old, he would let his classmates' parents confirm it before he was relieved, or believe that he was not lying.

This bed, even if it is a double bed, is barely a double bed, and it rhymes, now there are three people, how to sleep?

The difficulty is comparable to the construction of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

"Why don't you two sleep in the bed, and I'll just make a bunk on the floor." The three of them studied for a long time, and Ye Lang had no choice but to make the most gentlemanly choice.

It's not a gentleman, that's what a man should do.

Mitsuki Takizawa hurriedly shook her head and refused: "The teacher is an injured person, how can he sleep on the ground." ”

Ye Lang smiled bitterly, damn it, he is really a wounded, although the previous gunshot wound was good, but now the wound on his face, he can't use the palm fairy technique to recover in front of them, and he can't scare them to death.

"The teacher and Sister Shanshan sleep on the bed, and Meiyue sleeps on the ground."

Burst!

It was the first time for Ye Lang and Fang Yishan to speak in unison, and they almost vomited blood.

"Mitsuki! What do you say again! You let me sleep in bed with him? Fang Yishan couldn't believe her ears.

"No, no, Mitsuki didn't think of it just now." Mitsuki Takizawa hurriedly waved her hand: "This seems to be a bad ......"

"Then ......" Mitsuki's face was dripping blood after thinking of the only remaining way to sleep......

Seeing her like that, Fang Yishan immediately understood, and said decisively: "No! You two can't sleep together! ”

So what to do?

This situation was deadlocked for a long time, and finally Fang Yishan decided that since this is the case, then the three of them will sleep in bed together!

Ye Lang and Mitsuki are both square, such a big bed, it's more dangerous to squeeze together, right?

As a co-ordinator all year round, Fang Yishan's mobility is also very good, and soon, he lengthened everything that can be used, such as the winter quilt on the wardrobe, the winter down jacket, the mat and other things on the side of the bed, and then the three of them came over to sleep!

Ye Lang really wanted to say it in the language of the Internet in 2016.

It's really amazing my sister.

slept this night, giving Ye Lang a grievance, Meiyue was in the innermost, Fang Yishan was in the middle, and then there was a roll of quilt next to her, like a chasm, separating Ye Lang from the outside.

The farthest distance in the world is definitely not those 'sour and sour' chicken soup for the soul on the Internet, but sleeping in the same bed with two stunning beauties, not only can you not have three ...... The letter, and you can't even just sleep with it......

This night, there are only two words, hehe......

……

The next day, Ye Lang couldn't live at Meiyue's house anyway, anyway, the situation during the day was clear, in this era when the Internet was not so developed, although his heroic deeds of catching thieves yesterday were on the TV news, but after his communication with Meng Jun, he was not reported, and he was still safe.

Yesterday it was an emergency, and there was no way, otherwise he wouldn't have done that kind of thing that exposed himself too much.

Working normally during the day, teaching Mitsuki Takizawa to cook, although she and Fang Yishan were so surprised by his healing ability, but due to the various embarrassing events last night, they didn't mention it too much.

Before getting off work, Ye Lang deliberately asked Fang Yishan to send Meiyue home, and he naturally went home by himself.

He was very sure that if he didn't leave early, or go upstairs to open a room, Mitsuki would definitely do everything possible to let her go to his house.

Then, needless to say, Fang Yishan will follow, and then it will be like last night, hehe......

When he went to work during the day, Fang Yishan took him to the neighborhood with Meiyue, and then Ye Lang got out of the car and walked a short distance in advance, and when he got off work at night, he found an extremely secret alley, and after making sure that there was no one around, he draped a dark blue raincoat that someone had bought for him during the day, and then, whoosh!

"I'll go!"

The Sky Dance is really cool!

I didn't dare to try too much last night, and I didn't have a chance during the day, so I had a good time flying.

In order not to frighten people, he deliberately flew high and almost went up to the clouds. Feeling the wind shuttling through his body, dispelling the summer heat, if he wasn't in a hurry to go home, he really wanted to chase two birds to play.

Look at the bottom, Ma Long's car is like an ant, fortunately he has no fear of heights, otherwise this height, I am afraid he would have been scared to death.

He tried to speed up as much as he could, and it took him about half an hour to take a taxi, but in less than three minutes, he saw the location of his home, which was a feeling.

Refreshing!

When he got home, he was even more careful, landing in an abandoned factory nearby, then putting away his raincoat and returning home as if nothing had happened.

This time, Ye Langke learned to be smart, and at noon, he asked someone to buy a raincoat and also helped him buy a small thin jacket and jeans, otherwise he would accidentally find the smell of perfume by Ye Ke......

This is not only the smell of perfume, but after sleeping with two beauties all night, everything smells......

He couldn't help but be ashamed, how could he really look like he had returned home after cheating, obviously he didn't do anything!

And even if you do it, Ye Ke is a sister, Ye Tian is a sister, how can it be considered cheating......

In the case of his thoughtful consideration in all aspects, he did not show flaws, and yesterday's news was rebroadcast on TV, and the reporter said that the police revealed that the hero who caught this serial rape and murderer was a teenager surnamed Ye, so he was shot twice.

Fortunately, his injuries healed, otherwise with Ye Ke's observation, he would be in trouble again.

……

There was nothing to do for a few days in a row, and school was about to start in a few days, Ye Lang explained the situation to Fang Tianhua, as the agreement reached at the beginning, he could only come over after school and rest, and if there were guests who were difficult to satisfy, call him again.

Maybe everyone has such an idea, if you have the opportunity to be reborn, you must study hard and fill in this part of the regret.

The same is true for Ye Lang, he thought so about it when he was thirty years old in his previous life, and now that he is really reborn, he really has some expectations in his heart for the start of school.

Although the relationship with most of his classmates is not so good, but this is not important to him at all, in the previous life, he didn't take those people too seriously, in this life, he has a golden finger, let alone how, at the same time, he also hopes that he can help Ma Leizi, this kid, to complete the wish he did not achieve in the previous life......

I went to the supermarket and bought some books and stationery, including Ye Ke and Ye Tian's shares, and when I returned to the hotel, I accidentally collided with a busy waiter.

"Who? Don't you have long eyes? ”

The waiter, who looked pretty good, was very annoyed, mainly because she was helping the distinguished guest deliver a very urgent drawing, but when she looked up, it was Ye Lang, who Fang Yishan had to respect a little, and her face suddenly changed:

"General Manager Ye, yes, I'm sorry...... I didn't see it was you......"

"Even if it's not me, you can't talk like that......" Ye Lang smiled bitterly, he didn't blame her, but he was in his position, and there were some things that should be said or said.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'll definitely pay attention to it later." The little waiter hurriedly apologized, but when she was about to go to something, she found that her hip skirt had torn a hole when she fell just now, and she was at a loss.

"Well, don't worry, Xiao Wang, you can take her to the dressing room to change her clothes." Ye Lang greeted a more familiar waiter.

"Huh? No, General Manager Ye, this thing is urgently needed in the wedding banquet hall......"

Ye Lang smiled and waved his hand: "It's okay, I accidentally broke your skirt anyway, I'll send it over for you." ”

Saying that, without thinking too much, Ye Lang picked up the drawing, ignored their strong objections, and walked to the wedding banquet hall.

As a result, as soon as he entered, he saw two very familiar figures, one was his junior high school teacher Wang Yaoyan, and the other was Zhao Hanyun, who had just met not long ago.

"Ye Lang? Why are you here? ”