Chapter 36: The fat man's last life was a pig.

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Seeing that Xiao Ke'er had a good attitude of admitting her mistakes, Tianjiaozi forgave her.

"Hmph, it's strange to admit that you're wrong, bad uncle, stinky uncle, perverted uncle, and actually spanked Keer's ass again, it's really bad. When I'm better than you in the future, I'm sure I'll fight back. ”

Of course, this is Xiao Keer's mental activity.

If she really dares to say it, it will definitely be another snap!

She didn't want her ass to suffer.

"Alright, let's go have lunch." Tianjiaozi said a word, and sat aside and waited for Xiao Ke'er to get up.

And then...... One minute...... Two minutes later...... Five minutes......

"Hey, why don't you move?"

After a few minutes, she found that Xiao Ke'er was still sitting on the bed and did not move, and Tianjiaozi looked at her a little strangely.

Xiao Ke'er's face was flushed, as if she could squeeze out the water, picked up the pillow and smashed it at Tianjiaozi, and scolded angrily: "Stinky uncle, how can I change my clothes if you don't go out?" ”

"Uh...... Sorry, I forgot, sorry...... Sorry......"

At this time, Tianjiaozi found that Xiao Keer was wearing a silk pajamas, walked out of the room with an apologetic face, and closed the door.

Seeing that Tianjiaozi left, Xiao Ke'er rubbed her stiffness with her hand and frowned, "It really hurts me, bad uncle, I don't know how to lighten it...... I don't pity the jade at all......"

After rubbing it for a while, I started to get dressed.

Tianjiaozi was outside the door, and it was half an hour to wait.

Just when he couldn't wait anymore and was about to enter violently again, Xiao Ke'er belated......

"It's slow." Seeing the well-dressed little Ke'er, Tianjiaozi complained.

A woman is a woman, even if she is a woman who has not yet grown, it is still so difficult to go out.

Lori was like this.,When I grow up, I don't know how many times this time will be doubled!

"Alright, let's go have breakfast." As soon as Xiao Ke'er appeared, he took Tianjiaozi's arm and said.

"Breakfast?" Tianjiaozi hehe......

It's all afternoon, okay? Also breakfast? If you dare to grind for a while, it's time for dinner.

I just don't know if the fat guy is up.

When passing by the fat man's room, Tianjiaozi knocked on the door casually.

Well, no one responded.

I don't know if it's because the person is not there, or if it's still sleeping, I didn't hear it.

Tianjiaozi didn't care, and came to the dining place downstairs with Xiao Ke'er.

As a result, I found that the fat guy was binge-eating.

Okay, you dead fat man, you only care about eating alone?

Tianjiaozi is quite unhappy, and the fat man has no consciousness of being a little brother at all.

As the boss, he hasn't eaten yet, this guy is the younger brother, and he is actually eating and drinking there? Do you want to be ashamed......

Tianjiaozi didn't say a word, came behind the fat man, kicked him in the ass, and flew up three feet high.

"Oops......"

The fat man was in pain, screamed, covered his ass, and yelled, "Bastard, who is it, who dares to kick the fat man's ass, stand up, the fat man promises not to kill him......"

"Dead fatty, I got up quite early." Tianjiaozi sneered.

"Ah...... It's the eldest brother......" When the fat man saw that it was Tianjiaozi, his face immediately changed, and he greeted with a smile that he thought was good-looking, "Come on...... Big brother, do it, sit down, little brother, I'll order all the dishes for you, just wait for you to come down and eat." ”

"Hehe, I think you're eating all the dishes for me, right?" Tianjiaozi looked at the mess on the dining table, as if he had been swept by a pig.

On the table, there was vegetable juice everywhere, red, red, green, black, purple, purple, disgusting.

"Where, where." The fat man looked at the dining table, and he was also a little embarrassed, after all, the money had to be paid by Tianjiaozi in the end.

"Where else, are you praising you when I am praising you?" Tianjiaozi rolled his eyes, saw the shopkeeper just walking by, and hurriedly greeted, "Little second brother, please clean up the table, let's order some more dishes." ”

"Yes, guest officer." The shopkeeper smiled and began to clean up.

"I said fatty, when did you get up?" In the gap, Tianjiaozi asked casually.

"When the sun rises." The fat man is quite poetic.

"yes, then you won't be eating until now, will you?" Tianjiaozi asked again.

"How can I be, big brother, I'm not a pig." The fat man shook his head, "I took an hour off during the period." ”

"Hehehe......"

"You're not a pig, and you can't eat any pigs." Tianjiaozi doesn't know how to describe it.

Still taking an hour off in between?

I'll go like this.

In other words, this guy has been eating since the sun rises, and excluding the hour of rest, this guy has eaten for at least five or six hours in a row.

It's a wolf.

If the pig sees this amount of food, he will definitely obey it, "Big brother, among the pigs, I will serve you!" ”

"Big brother, how can you do this?" Hearing that Tianjiaozi once again compared him to a pig, the fat man was sullen and tired, which was simply insulting his personality, trampling on his discipline, and shining his reputation...... (Although, it seems, maybe, probably, this guy doesn't have the so-called personality, discipline, and reputation!) )

I thought, hmph, if I can't beat you, otherwise, I will definitely beat you into a pig's head as soon as possible, so that you know what a pig looks like.

"Hey, fatty, your eyes are wrong?" Tianjiaozi smiled evilly, "Say, are you arranging me in your heart?" ”

Isn't it, you can even know this, could it be that you can also read minds? The fat man was depressed.

"No, absolutely not." Although it is indeed arranged in my heart, I must not say that, "Big brother, you are the most respected person in my heart, how can I arrange you in my heart?" ”

"If I really orchestrate you in my heart, am I still human?"

"Oh, big brother, what kind of eyes are you in? Don't believe it, do you? ”

"Okay, then I'll swear by it, right?"

"Big brother, I swear to God, I definitely didn't orchestrate you in my heart, otherwise...... Otherwise...... Otherwise, I would have been reincarnated as a pig in my last life. ”

"Well, you can see it." Tianjiaozi scanned the fat man's figure and didn't say anything.

"Big brother, what do you mean?" The fat man was a little confused, but he knew that this was definitely not a good word.

"Dead fat man, what the uncle means is that he thinks you should have been reincarnated as a pig in your last life, well, that's it." Xiao Keer came to mend the knife.

"Alas...... You...... You...... Good men don't fight women. The fat man was about to speak, but he didn't say it as soon as he was threatened by Xiao Keer's eyes.

At this time, the shopkeeper also cleaned up the table.

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