Chapter 88: Beauty guesses riddles
At the lunch table, Concubine Wen smiled and asked, "Holy Lord, did you have a good time last night?" Is the dragon body getting enough rest? Is the Sacred Heart full of pleasure? ”
"I'll tell you again tonight, that you should taste your meal with all your heart, as if it were the last time in your life." It is estimated that the rest of the beauties are "cold to each other", and the two emperors and concubines silently savored a sumptuous lunch.
"Aifei, do you need the imperial dining room to prepare a meal for you alone?" Zhao Xu asked gently.
"The royal days are already fattening, your majesty, think about it, what do women eat when they are pregnant, the concubines are quite satisfied with the diet in this palace, besides, the imperial doctor has given me advice and advice, I can eat whatever I want."
Hearing "fat on fat", Liu Meiren thought of her "encounter" and loss last night, like a mountain of dry firewood that was poured cold water. The anger suddenly came up, and he sneered loudly: "You're still fat, you've grown into a fat pig and look at it, do you still like you?" Bold, you dare to compare the dignified Song royal family to a pig. ”
Liu Meiren felt still angry, and turned her gaze to Zhao Xu: "Saint, such a demon girl, why don't you condemn her?" ”
Zhao Xu stood up excitedly and roared angrily: "Yesterday, I taught you a lesson, it's only been a few hours, and you have forgotten, you simply like to use chicken feathers as arrows, and you like to pick bones in eggs, what kind of system?" ”
Witnessing this "dragon and phoenix competition" that no one is good for, all the beauties hurriedly played a round game: "The emperor is angry, the emperor is angry, Sister Liu forget it, everything is big and small, and the troubles will disappear." ”
Thinking of her stable position in the emperor's heart, thinking of the righteous words of the sisters, and thinking of the emperor's impartial decision, Concubine Wen secretly rejoiced, smiled and looked at everything, silent, feeling that this meal had been beaten by any meal, and she tasted it carefully, so she didn't want to add fuel to the fire!
Zhao Xu was not as carefree as Concubine Wen, eating "qi food", and suddenly felt that any kind of food was tasteless in his mouth, so he used it hastily, rinsed his mouth, and took a nap as if he was running away.
Concubine Wen made an appointment with Ling'er and seven sisters, she actually invited Liu Meiren, Liu Meiren was still not angry, she gritted her teeth and scolded: "Let's go, you go faster, it's good to get rid of the dragon and phoenix fetus in the belly, who will go with you?" ”
In the Imperial Garden, in order to make everyone happy, the eighth sister came up with three riddles describing the characteristics of plants for everyone to guess, and everyone agreed.
"The body is two feet tall, the slender body is not hairy, the lower body is wearing a pair of green silk pants, and the head is wearing a pearl red velvet hat."
The second sister wanted to guess immediately, so she begged: "Eighth sister, give me a hint." ”
"In the countryside, uncles and aunts use this straw to make brooms, which are vacuumed and light." Gao Meiren happily reminded.
Concubine Wen naturally knew the answer and kept silent, she immediately thought of the funny scene when she was a child and her brothers and brothers running around the mountains and fields, decorating their hair with sorghum ears, and "fighting" with their partners.
"Oh, it's sorghum." The second sister blossomed.
All the sisters praised the second sister for her good mind.
"When the young are young, the old is red, the naughty children are recruited in the beginning of summer, the bamboo pole is danced in hand, please go to the ground, and the hands are red after eating; For the sake of fairness, it's time for the third sister to guess. ”
Hu Shi thought that when he was a child, he was obsessed with eating mulberries like monkeys, and the villagers also used them as drinking feed and raw materials for brewing, and hurriedly replied: "Mulberries." ”
Concubine Wen thought that it was inappropriate to use red to describe this delicious berry, and corrected: "Sisters, when you ate it when you were a child, did you turn your little mouth and hands red or purple? ”
"It looks like it's getting dark." The crowd replied in unison.
"That's right, it's more appropriate to describe it as 'purple red after eating'."
"Yes, it's called 'Insiders listen to the doorway, outsiders watch the excitement.'" The eighth sister praised.
"Where. This girl just doesn't vomit and is unhappy. Concubine Wen smiled modestly.
"The green branches and green leaves grow tall, cut them and press them to soak in water, peel them and dry them for human use, leaving the bones for firewood."
Concubine Wen thought this was simpler, she had played by the hemp forest when she was a child, she couldn't help but laugh, and waited for the other sisters to behave.
Murong hurriedly replied: "Hemp." The crowd applauded.
Concubine Wen noticed that everyone's interest was quite high today, so she said, "I will also make up a riddle for you, 'The tall man is blue, with a round golden face full of joy, and smiles at the sun every day, and bears countless fruits. ’”
Zhang thought that he had embroidered this beautiful plant a few days ago, and revealed the answer without thinking: "Sunflower." All the beauties immediately imagined in their minds this kind of ordinary and charming northern "sunshine elf" with flowers, fruits and trees, Concubine Wen immediately thought of the warm sunshine, he had already taken root in his heart, and smiled quietly.