Chapter 80: Accidents and Surprises Failed to Dodge
The man in the carriage was a coquette, and he was still an unusually beautiful coquette, with a kind of nobility that was difficult for ordinary people to raise.
When the carriage overturned, she happened to pull the window of the carriage, looking at the scenery outside with great interest.
Then I saw a very dazzling scene, a tall man was actually shaking his pants and belting.
Even if he was ignorant, Jiaoke could guess what the other party was doing, his face turned red, and he couldn't help but secretly "puff" a mouthful.
Just as I was feeling bad luck and was about to lower the curtain, I was shaken off by the suddenly tilted carriage. The front and back are just a blink of an eye, and it just smashed into either back, smashing any of them into a dog-eating.
At the time, his pants looked, as if, it seems, maybe weren't fastened yet. Such a sudden attack caught him off guard, and his pants fell off as soon as he brushed it.
Then, the carriage smashed so heavily on the Jiaoke that it was equivalent to the Jiaoke making any backing.
Nothing happened, and he even felt that his back was soft and he was ashamed. It was obviously a land of ice and snow under him, and under normal circumstances, he should feel the cold and biting.
The terrible thing was that he felt unusually comfortable, and the unprecedented heat made him feel like he could melt a foot of snow.
This kind of experience is really something he has never seen in his life, although he is pressed and unable to move, he does not want to move at all.
But he said that the coquettish guest could withstand such a devastation, and was crushed by the carriage so that a mouthful of tender blood spurted out of his mouth, making any clothes stained with blood.
Sanshi is really a cold-hearted cultivator, and in the face of this not embarrassing scene, he just glanced at it casually, and then walked away with the little cutie.
didn't say that he wanted to do a favor, so he let a maid and the coachman snort and snort for a long time before straightening the carriage and pulling the two out.
"Bah!
At that time, the coquettish guest didn't know what to do, and he still had the strength to slap any of them hard, which made him so dazzling that he was directly stunned.
He wanted to ask the other party what he had done, and he was also a victim, so why did he treat him like this? Unfortunately, the other party got into the carriage and left in a huff, not talking to him at all.
Half of his face was swollen like a steamed bun, and his face, which was originally a little handsome, became a little miserable.
The little cutie pointed at him very unkindly and laughed, "Hahaha...... Little brother, you're so funny!"
Sanshi has a slight obsessive-compulsive disorder, and he is gearing up, and he also falls into the well and says: "There is still half of the fat face, it is comfortable to look at, otherwise, I will make it up for you." ”
Wherever he could make a move on himself, he hurriedly refused. This side is already dying of pain, and if he comes again, does he want to eat?
This toss did not wipe out any bad luck. Sanshi's front foot also sharpened his knife and made fun of him, and he made fun of him, and his back foot was unfortunately stepped on the place where the wheel had just sunk in.
This is an ordinary pit, under normal circumstances, a monk will never make a fool of himself in front of mortals, even if he falls into it, he can quickly get out of trouble.
After all, the monk's five senses are many times higher than ordinary people, and his skills are also very agile, even if the whole person is about to fall to the ground, or even if he is about to have an ugly dog eating shape, he can also use the aura to protect himself and turn the tide of things.
However, Sanshi did not make a decision this time. He had already used those tried and tested techniques, and he would never fail to respond to the enemy.
However, this time it just won't work. He used several spells in a row, lightness, jumping, great shifting, etc., all to no avail.
When he got to the back, he was a little anxious and confused, and he used spells indiscriminately.
It's a long time to say, and it's just a breath to fall. He tried to save himself and failed, and he fell to the ground in embarrassment, and the whole person was instantly bad.
His face hurt more than any of the beatings, and it was hot. After decades of cultivation, he has long been not a young monk, how could he make such a low-level mistake.
It's so humiliating to fall in front of any mortal.
"Hahaha...... It's funny...... Ho Ho Ho Ho ~~~"
The cutie laughed louder this time, directly lying on either body and beating his back, slapping "popping", and the whole person laughed out of a pig cry.
Avoiding the little cutie's little fist, any heart that was originally a little depressed was suddenly untied at this time, and laughed out loud.
Mitsushi stinked on his face and walked forward expressionlessly. His robes were dirty, but unfortunately, they only had the cleansing technique of self-purification, and they had no clothes.
His steps were so hurried, as if there was a ghost chasing after him. Sanshi pulled the cutie and chased after him breathlessly.
"Big brother, wait for me! I didn't mean to, I apologize to you!"
The little cutie didn't think about it so much, laughing all the way, bored all the way to learn the way Sanshi fell, and did it repeatedly, until Sanshi was numb and he was tired of it, so he stopped.
When it was dark, they slept by a small river under the guidance of Sanshi. It's much colder here than on the shore, and the wind is blowing, and it's unusually cold.
If it had been a month ago, any of them would have had to be frozen to a runny nose. Now, however, instead of being cold, he felt unusually warm.
The little cutie is not an ordinary child, and the resistance is not much with the two adults.
The three of them slept by the river, motionless like sculptures, and it was very strange to look at.
How did the accident happen? Sanshi was also a little confused. He just thinks that the scenery in other places is not good, only the riverside, which is as beautiful as a pair of ink and blue.
As a Taoist priest who cultivates his mind, he naturally has to act according to his heart.
When that cold light lit up, everything was lightning and flint, and the speed was so fast that he was caught off guard.
It wasn't a human being, nor a demon beast attacking them, but a thunderclap that shook the sky. Sanshi only felt that he had been suddenly electrified, and his whole body was tingling.
It felt like it came and went quickly, and he didn't react until it was over.
Looking around, quietly, the sky is still cold and cold, and the snow around is still so dazzling.
encountered one with him, and the little cutie who was inexplicably lying on the gun. His hair stood on end, and his eyes were glazed, as if he had been electrocuted.
Sanshi looked at the sky and thought sluggishly, "Why is it thundering? Shouldn't it? It's absolutely impossible in winter, how can this be, is everything an illusion?"
The pain in her body is not fake, and the appearance of the little cutie being struck by lightning is not fake. He dragged anyone who slept like a pig demon up, and fled from the river in a panic overnight.
On the next road, he subconsciously stopped making his own opinions, but asked for any opinion.
He said stop, the three stones stopped, he said go, the three stones left. It's strange to say, just like this, I walked all the way to the foot of Xunyang Mountain, but nothing happened.
Sanshi sat a little tired, feeling that he was too nervous along the way and needed to relax.
Sitting on the stubborn rock on the side of the road, he opened his mouth to say something, but on a towering tree behind him, the snow suddenly fell on him, burying his whole body in it.