"Old iron, there's nothing wrong, I'll do it!"

Su Weasel raised the gear hammer in his hand high and aimed at the torture part of the sand that had been knocked to the ground, and the durable gear hammer whimpered. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

The sand cried out in panic, "Help! Help me! - Who would castrate with a hammer, stupid! ”

The elf mother-in-law also shook her head, saying that she hadn't seen her for so long.

"Sure enough...... The person who wants to be a eunuch is so meticulous! ”

Su Weasel changed his weapon apologetically and drew out the second True Silver Holy Sword.

Woo rang!

"Sailors, help!"

The sand shouted loudly to the live broadcast.

Smack!

Su Weasel suddenly hummed the [Close Live] option, cutting off his last thoughts.

The screen on the live broadcast was black, and the quicksand army of sand thought that it was because the castration picture was too large and too bloody, so it was banned by the super tube, and they all shouted pity! However, the audience's action is generally insufficient, and they can't follow the town of Shining Gold to watch it on the spot.

This one, as the execution continued, the sand closed its eyes in despair, and shivered as it listened to the whining and spinning of gears that were getting closer and closer, like a lamb caught by a wolf.

If, if there is a chance to do it again, I will definitely choose to play ambiguously with a second-rate female anchor and call it a couple, and promote each other's popularity! - Don't do this kind of stealing and touching dogs again!

Fortunately, Su Weasel didn't plan to be really ruthless, but he also had to scare him well, at least let him suffer much more fright than the elf mother-in-law.

Skin!

A hammer went down and hit the leg of the sand.

-2！

Yes!

Shazi thought that he had become a eunuch, and screamed: "The slave family hurts so much!" ”

Hum!

This rotten man!

I don't know where I learned about some rumors of Shining Gold Town, if I continue to let him live live, it won't work! Let more people know the secrets of Shining Gold Town, and the situation will be even worse!

Su Weasel said: "Dog minion! I ask you! ”

Lying on the ground in the sand, he sang, "My lord! The male god of the live broadcast industry! What do you have - just say, just ask! Which female anchor's little bit is fine, and the small ones are not all clear? ”

"Don't put your hobbies on me! - Let me ask you, how did you know what bullshit secrets you had in Shining Gold? ”

"Huh? This one...... My lord, it's not some bullshit secret, it's an infinite treasure...... This is a big-headed squid with a lot of eyes told me! ”

"Big-headed squid?"

"That's right! The squid's head and mouth are big, but the voice is very small, so low that I can't hear it, I don't know what I'm talking about, when I was exploring the ancient ruins on the live broadcast, I had to occupy the territory, and I was not allowed to enter, saying that I would be sent to Shining Gold Town to see, where the real endless treasure was hidden......"

"So...... And you believed him? ”

"Of course I don't believe it! I walked past the whispering squid -- and when I went in, there was a huge pile of ingredients for grilled squid skewers neatly laid out behind it -- and it turned out that the squid was just a vendor. ”

"Oh."

Su Weasel breathed a sigh of relief.

“…… But adults, as an outdoor anchor, I will not underestimate the outdoor vendors, and their news may be the most well-informed! That's why I believed him and asked him to send me to Shining Gold to try my luck! For water friends, it is good to have an explanation, which is a task that is linked by a ring! ”

Su Weasel couldn't help but be surprised: "So that squid vendor sent you directly to Shining Gold Town?" How could it be such a powerful space magic power as a small vendor? ”

"No...... He gave me a transfer ticket, but it was old, maybe he wanted to come before, but for some reason he couldn't make the trip! Then, I searched the Internet for the route to Shining Gold Town, and found that the headquarters of [Dark Winter] was here, so I followed the line tickets bought by their staff, reversed several trips, crossed the hills, crossed the desert, and walked hard......"

"Whew...... It's really hard for you, your mother knows that you have worked so hard to come and tease a 300-year-old girl, she must be happy, right? ”

"Hey, Mayor Mare, you really don't know...... The nearest town to you is dozens of kilometers away...... Fortunately, my audience likes to watch this, desert survival, sand performance eating sand, eating cacti or something...... Before I met you, Mayor, I thought I was in the right place......

"What the hell do you call that! Elf mother-in-law, do you have any secrets about living here for so long? ”

The elf mother-in-law shook her head helplessly: "We are busy with infrastructure construction every day, digging holes in the ground, and we don't see any treasures......"

"Do you hear that?"

"I hear you! The little one heard! ”

"You've listened to a squid's rumors, you're spreading rumors! It's breaking the law! Do you know! ”

Su Weasel raised his hammer again, ready to hammer and beat.

"Know! Know! ”

"I see, you don't want to go anywhere! lest I go and harm other girls! - Now I declare that you have become a citizen of my Shining Gold Town! ――Specially responsible for broadcasting the whole process of the construction of Shining Gold Town, and completely debunking the rumors that there is a treasure here! If you dare to have the slightest reluctance, you will be turned into a eunuch! ”

Shazi listened, silently touched himself, all the organs were complete, and kowtowed like pounding garlic, thanking the town elder for his endless grace.

The system immediately prompts: Population +1 in Shining Gold Town!

And, thanks to the acquisition of a professional anchor, a new building in Shining Gold Town was unlocked, the news center - the Jackson Daily Branch!

Not only will the building enrich the lives of the residents of Shining Gold and boost local TV sales, but it also has a special function - [Incentive]: to produce a [brave journalist]!

That's great!

This is much better than motivating the Silver Hand instructors, and brave journalists, active on various stages, should be able to create a lot of profits, right?

In this way, there will be more sources of dust for the weasel in the future, and you can save it up to make some designated cards.

"Okay, Granny Elf, then, I'll leave the construction of [News Center] to you!"

"Okay little town mayor!"

The elf mother-in-law smiled softly, and went to work as an overseer with a black face.

"Little eunuch!"

"Wow!"

"I'm going to give you a mission too!"

"Your Excellency!"

"Tomorrow morning, take your professional equipment, go and interview the number one beauty in our town, a cute ice mage who lives on the second floor of the outpost, think of a way, knock on the side, and find out what caused her to be angry with me?"

"No problem! Leave this gossip to me, Mayor Town! ”

You get it again!

In the end, Su Weasel reminded in a friendly way: "Don't move out the previous set between you and your sister!" ”

"Don't worry! I understand the official rhetoric! ”

Sand accepted the task and got ready to go.

Mmmm, I've finally found a little bit of what it feels like to be the mayor......