Chapter 9: Eccentric
With dark circles under his eyes, he carefully dismantled the warning traps, but a third of them were scrapped, and there were really a lot of animals last night. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
It's eleven o'clock. The shadows of the trees are getting shorter and shorter, the shadows of the trees are the smallest at twelve o'clock, and the sun is the most violent.
"Brother! You're bullying me again! The wild girl pouted in a dream, looking unconvinced. I guess I quarreled in my dream.
"Hey, hey!" Lying on the side with a wicked smile, he picked up a handful of hair from the wild girl, and began to tease his nose: "One report for one report, what you did to me yesterday morning, I will pay you back!" ”
"Ahh The wild girl sneezed, touched her nose, turned around and went back to sleep.
Pick up the hair and work tirelessly: pluck!
"Ahh The wild girl swept around with her hand like she was afraid of flies.
"Smack!" A loud slap, stunned for a moment, until the hot pain on his face: "Beaten? ”
"Wild girl!" Angry roar!
Before the revenge could begin, the wild girl jumped up dexterously and ran into the grove.
Seeing this, he was even more angry: "Wild girl, have you woken up a long time ago?" ”
The wild girl who was hiding behind the tree didn't expect a slap in the face, she was a little scared, poked her head out, pitiful: "Brother, I'm hungry!" Don't hit me. ”
"Come here, I promise not to kill you."
"I woke up five or six times last night, and I woke up early in the morning, and the sun was so comfortable that I couldn't bear to get up. Also, I waited for my brother to make breakfast, but my brother didn't make it, so I didn't bother to get up. ”
"Wild girl!" I feel that all I breathe is methane, and with a little stimulation, I can immediately breathe fire: "Come here, I promise not to hit you!" ”
"Brother, I'm hungry, I'll go find fruit to eat."
The wild girl was poisoned last night, and now she is looking for something to eat, so she jumped up from the ground in fright, picked up the elf bow and arrows, and followed behind: "The madness of the wild girl must be removed." ”
"Girl! Where are you? "The forest is very big, and the wild girl ran away all of a sudden.
"Brother! There are blue fruits here, and they are delicious! ”
Hearing the sound, he turned around a tree and saw the wild girl stuffing blueberries into her mouth. I'm so hungry.
"Wild girl, there is rabbit meat and water here. Hungry, right? ”
The meat specially grilled last night was prepared for the wild girl.
"Wow! Barbecue! With a handful of blueberries in his hand, he ran over to grab the barbecue with his eyes shining.
"Girl, how does it taste?"
"Delicious! But, brother, what are you doing with the rope? ”
The mouth is bulging. The wild girl finally realized that something was wrong, and left the barbecue and blueberries to run.
"Gluttonous girl! Look where you're going! ”
grabbed the wild girl's jade hand, tied the slipknot rope and put it on directly, and when he was not at ease, he took out two ropes and tied the wild girl's hands.
"Brother!" The wild girl was extremely aggrieved and teary-eyed.
"You come less! It's useless to go back and tell the old man, no matter what, you can go to heaven. With a straight face, he held the rope: "According to your way of walking, it is estimated that you will not be able to reach Pala Town for three days." ”
"Brother! Don't! Just let me go! The wild girl whispered softly, half leaned over, lowered her eyebrows: "I promise not to leave your field of vision, you just let me have a good time, you see, that flower is so beautiful!" ”
In an instant, the wild girl rushed over, but she had just run two meters, and the rope was stretched straight.
It's not soft, the wild girl fabricated her fist, her silver teeth clenched, and she opened her teeth and danced her claws: "Brother, you can't beat me, obediently untie the rope, you can't tell grandpa about last night, otherwise, hehe, you know!" ”
"Wild girl, you dare!" Pretending to be afraid, he pointed at the wild girl tremblingly: "I'm an elder, you dare to beat an elder?" ”
"I'm beating a hooligan brother! Not counting elders. ”
The wild girl pinched her fingers and approached step by step. The rope was tied with a special knot, and the wild girl would not open it by herself, so she had to submit by force.
"Don't come here!" Throw down the rope you were holding, pull your legs and run.
The wild girl was stunned for two or three seconds, and after coming back to her senses, she ran more than ten meters, and finally did not disgrace the title of the fastest run in Norlin Village that Old Man Norton had sealed.
"Woohoo! Wow! ”
"Ugh!" turned around in surprise, but didn't see the fierce and vicious wild girl, only a howling wild girl squatting under the tree.
"No, it won't!" Completely confused, why are you crying, there will be no fraud, right?
It's a pit and you have to jump! You can't leave the wild girl alone in the wilderness.
Separated by a distance of three meters, half sideways, making a starting shape: "Girl, why are you crying?" Who bullied you? ”
"Woooooooooooo The wild girl snorted and continued to bury her head and cry.
Blame the pitiful. Thinking like this, he couldn't help but let down his guard and walked over: "Girl, don't blame my brother, I'm late to go back, and Old Man Norton will definitely blame me." There are a lot of fun and delicious things in the town, I'll buy them for you, okay? ”
"Hee-hee! Stupid brother! ”
The wild girl squatting under the tree suddenly moved, and pounced like a tigress.
"Bang!" Caught off guard, he was thrown to the ground by the wild girl and rode on his body.
"You cheat!" shouted to resist, but he didn't dare to push too hard, after all, he was still a civilian last night, and now if he turns the wild girl upside down, he can't explain it clearly.
"Stupid brother! Let you run, I'm too lazy to chase you! Untie it for me. ”
"Wild girl, you are a scoundrel, you wait! I'll tell the old man about your scandal last night, and everyone in the village. "Angry and corrupt, even the most cunning fox is carried into his own hands, and now the self-proclaimed wisest man is ridden under him and makes a humiliating agreement.
"You dare!" The wild girl glared: "If you dare to say it, I will tell grandpa that you insulted me, not only kissed me, but also touched my face!" Still touching my body. ”
"Nonsense!" Both hands bounced off the wild girl's waist like lightning, and she originally wanted to push her down: "It was you who kissed me, and now it's a rebellion that moves you!" ”
"And what about last night? You touch my face! ”
"How do you know? Didn't you faint? You're dreaming, aren't you? ”
How is it known? Regret not being at the beginning!
"Humph!" The wild girl took out a fire snake fruit from her arms, opened her mouth and ate it: "You lie to people, this is obviously not poisonous, and it makes me retching for a long time." I remember, you still spank me! ”
Jumping into the Yellow River can't be washed!
"Brother Badass! Untie the rope! ”
"I understand! I can't solve it! "The wild girl succeeds in not fighting the soldiers.
"Wow! Brother, what is that yellow fruit? It looks delicious! ”
As soon as she untied the rope, the wild girl began to go crazy again, throwing flowers and grass, catching animals and picking fruits.
"Don't run so fast! Wait for me! "Is this minx a perpetual motion machine? You can't stop for a while. The kidnapping plan failed, and now she is completely reduced to a personal nanny, following closely, reminding this one not to eat, and that one not to touch.
The only good news is that the direction is not wrong, heading towards the town of Para, but this method of progress is maddening, the wild girl is to take five steps, stop, go five more steps, and take two steps backwards.
Pray that you can get to the town of Para before dark.