Chapter Thirty-Eight: How Can I Talk to Your Little Aunt!
On the sofa, Su Ya was holding the cute doll that she didn't want and was reluctant to let go for a moment.
"Mo Mo Da~~" Su Ya frantically teased the doll in front of Fang Yuan, hugging and kissing and lifting it high, a set of combination punches was not enjoyable, and she couldn't wait to rub the doll into her body.
The doll looked confused, she didn't even dare to speak, she looked at Su Ya's cherry mouth and leaned towards her again, and she was so frightened that tears came out.
"Wow wow...... Don't eat the doll, don't eat the doll, wow wow ......" one didn't hold back, and the doll cried again.
"......" Su Ya looked embarrassed, "Fang Yuan, what's going on?" ”
Fang Yuan covered his forehead, then snatched the doll from Su Ya's arms and said, "Dolls don't like to be kissed. ”
How else can it be explained?
The doll returned to Fang Yuan's arms, and finally quieted down, but her big eyes full of aura were still full of tears, if Su Ya dared to put her mouth over again, she would cry to Fang Yuan!
Su Ya looked at the doll with blank eyes, and liked this child to death in her heart.
It's so cute!
Even though Su Ya is a fighter for the golden remnants, when she sees the doll, her heart is directly broken, and her mother's love is overflowing, and she can't stop it.
It's no wonder that girlfriends don't like to go out shopping after they get married, and they dare to love children so cute. ’
Su Ya thought that if her child was as cute as a doll, she wouldn't go out, so she would live with the doll every day.
"Okay, Fang Yuan, is this really your relative's child?" Su Ya finally took her eyes off the doll's face.
"Why, you still want to rob it." Fang Yuan was angry, Su Ya, the people's counselor, really didn't deserve it.
"Phew, how can I talk to your little aunt!" Su Ya glared at him charmingly.
"Little aunt?" The corners of Fang Yuan's mouth twitched, and he couldn't bear to complain.
"Hehe, let me see our dolls, why do they look so cute~"
Sure enough, it was for the doll.
Director Su, your festival has fallen to the ground~
Fang Yuan blinked his eyes twice, and struck with a hot iron: "Director Su, no, little aunt, then you see, my business?" ”
"Your business? What's the matter with you, I'll let me take care of the doll in the future, and you can study with peace of mind! Su Ya clapped.
"Poof!" Fang Yuan squirted out a mouthful of salt soda, saying that he was reluctant to let the child trap the wolf, why didn't it work when he arrived at Fang Yuan?
"Little aunt, I can only bring the doll." Fang Yuan said weakly.
"Who said that you are not suitable for a big man, so I'll come." Su Ya stretched out her sinful hands and gently stroked the doll's delicate face, which was as delicate as a porcelain doll.
The doll looked at the obsession in Su Ya's eyes in horror, thinking that she was going to talk to herself, and her tears suddenly burst like a river: "Wow wow...... It's going to be eaten, it's going to be eaten, whoa, whoa......"
The doll buried her head in Fang Yuan's arms, her chubby little hands clutching Fang Yuan's clothes tightly, crying so much that it was earth-shattering.
Su Ya's whole person is not good.
She withdrew her hand in embarrassment, and then glared at Fang Yuan angrily: "What's going on, huh?" Did you speak ill of me in front of her! Why don't you even let me hug it! ”
Fang Yuan's face was helpless: "Director Su ......"
"Call Auntie!"
"Little aunt, I didn't say it just now, I can only bring the doll, that's the reason, as soon as others touch her, she will cry and scream, and she can't stop it." Fang Yuan opened his eyes and said nonsense without blinking, "I also hired a nanny, but as soon as I hugged the doll, she cried, and in the end I had no choice but to take care of it myself, but little aunt, don't worry, I really haven't fallen behind in my studies, I will definitely guarantee to pass the final exam!" ”
"Humph!" Su Ya thought about it for a while, and decided to believe Fang Yuan's words for the sake of the doll's face for the time being, "I will discuss this matter with those teachers, but you have to guarantee what you say." ”
Su Ya asked about the situation of the doll's parents again, Fang Yuan was talking nonsense, only saying that he had gone abroad and that his return to China was far away, and no one had to verify it anyway.
In the end, Su Ya left alone and went to discuss with those teachers.
Fang Yuan patted the doll's head and said, "Doll, you are really my savior!" ”
The doll looked at Fang Yuan, her tearful eyes were pitiful, she made a small report with a childish voice: "That person is so terrible, his eyes are shining when he sees me, and he wants to eat me." ”
"Okay, okay, with me, no one can eat you, okay?" Fang Yuan coaxed her.
The doll nodded, then clutched her little belly and began to eat the leaves.
"Uh, wait, how do you eat leaves?" Fang Yuan stopped her, afraid that she would eat a bad stomach, but after thinking about it, the doll was a ginseng transformation, so it shouldn't be a bad stomach.
The doll innocently wanted to cry again.
Fang Yuan hurriedly took out his mobile phone, logged on to Xianwang QQ to contact Linglong Jade, asked for advice, and quickly figured it out.
It turns out that the doll after the transformation is already a 'cow', the cow eats grass, and the milk is squeezed out, while the doll eats leaves, the urine pulled out is medicinal liquid, and the feces are medicinal residues, and the medicinal effect is mild, it may not be useful for immortal cultivators, but for mortals, it is a great tonic, and there are no side effects!
Fang Yuan had a constipated expression on his face, that is, the legendary boy urine and boy?
Alas, I don't know who is so blessed to be able to drink the doll's child urine and eat the doll's child!
By the way, Su Ya seems to have a little low blood pressure, why don't you give her a soak?
Fang Yuan smiled lewdly.
'Squeak squeak'
The doll has a leaf in its left hand and a flower in its right hand, and eats it happily.
……
Under the premise of Su Ya's threading the needle, and Fang Yuan's swearing that he would definitely get a passing score in the final exam, Fang Yuan's 'great cause of skipping class' finally made a breakthrough, and the teachers decided to turn a blind eye, of course, if Fang Yuan didn't get a passing score in the final exam, then he would have to retake it, there was no other choice for this!
Fang Yuan agreed, with an unforgettable memory and divine sense, it was difficult for Fang Yuan to fail the exam.
It's just that, in this way, Fang Yuan's name has really spread to the six classes of the Department of Basic Medicine.
Zhang Jie, Zhou Kun, and Zhou Lei were so impressed that they couldn't wait to offer a chrysanthemum to express their admiration.
In order to protect his 'real money' and take care of the doll, Fang Yuan was helpless, reluctant, and uncomfortable, and finally came out of the bedroom.
The emotions of the other students were complicated, there was admiration, contempt, indifference, envy, and even disdain, but this had little to do with Fang Yuan.
Well, except for one.
That is the counselor of the fourth to sixth classes of the Department of Basic Medicine, Zhang Tiange!
After this guy's conspiracy failed at the welcome party, he has been a grandson, for fear that Su Ya will trouble him!
Fortunately, after Fang Yuan perfectly solved Su Ya's difficulty, Su Ya considered that the two of them were classmates for four years and colleagues for many years after all, and finally decided to let Zhang Tiange go.
So Zhang Tiange came out again.
"The matter of the orientation party has passed, even if Su Ya mentions it again now, it will not attract the attention of the school leaders!"
Zhang Tiange's eyes narrowed slightly, if it weren't for Fang Yuan, Su Ya might have followed the script he wrote, accepted his help, agreed to his invitation, and might even sleep in his bed now!
"Fang Yuan, good, good, hum! I want to see if Su Ya has the ability to protect you! ”