Chapter Seventy-Seven: Dong Fatzi, Long time no see
"The last general, Lu Bu, originally went to the soup for the lord to fight the fire, and served the work of dogs and horses!"
Cheng put it under Diao Chan's accomplice, and after a series of flickers, he finally fooled Lu Bu into a cripple. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
His mind was in a daze, and he swore allegiance in a daze!
"Lord, can you really find a peerless beauty like a master mother for me?"
After Lu Bu surrendered, he reversed his previous cold appearance and rubbed his hands full of saliva!
"Who am I, I am the only lord of your family! Believe me, you're right! Cheng Fang continued to play the role of a big fool, not only fooling Lu Bu into a fool, but also fooling him into a fool!
Cheng Fang said that as long as you follow this seat, there will be steamed buns, meat, and beauties!
"Yes~Yes!"
Lu Bu was stunned by Cheng Fang's words, and began to look forward to that beautiful future!
"Boy, what's the matter with this girl? How do I feel something wrong with her? Xiandao's brows were about to twist into flowers, and he looked at Diao Chan's eyes without blinking!
"You mean to say the breath of the Demon King!" Cheng Fang knew what Xiandao cared about, and he didn't hide it, and he told it eloquently!
"What? You actually killed a Shadow Demon King? That's the doppelganger of the demon king, the demon king is so powerful, it's up to you, how can it be ~~"
When Immortal Dao heard that Cheng Fang had subdued the Shadow Demon King, he immediately became anxious. Of course, he was not anxious about the Shadow Demon King, but he didn't believe that Cheng Fang had this ability, and began to doubt his life a little!
"It's a bit of a long story!" Cheng Fang said that all this is too tortuous and complicated, and it will take at least three days and three nights to talk about it!
"It's okay, I have a lot of time!" Xiandao really doesn't believe it, a posture that you dare to say and I dare to listen!
"You have a lot of time, but I don't have much time!" Cheng Fang squinted at Xiandao and said, "You may not believe it, the source of the demon qi in my wife's body before is just the doppelganger of the demon king, and the real demon king doppelganger will open the demon king's well in Luoyang City about five days later and descend to the world!" We don't have much time, if the second doppelganger of the demon king really opens the door to the demon world, then the real demon king will really return to the world, and the entire human world will be devastated! ”
"What~~"
Xiandao was shocked, his voice changed, he looked at Cheng Fang angrily, expressing strong and protest, and deep condemnation!
"Why didn't you say it earlier, why didn't you say it earlier~~~~"
"This~~ Didn't you give me a chance!" Cheng Fang shrugged innocently and said, Xiandao, your old man is too inkbloc!
"What's wrong with my ink!" Xiandao expressed his dissatisfaction, but because of the urgency, he could only turn his grievances into a face full of urging, urging Cheng Fang to leave immediately and go to Luoyang City to destroy the Demon King Well!
"Don't be too anxious for the elderly, it's easy to have a stroke!"
For the urging of the fairy road, Cheng Fang was unmoved, indicating that there was a lot of time, and there was no hurry~~~
Immortal Dao urged several times to no avail, and was finally defeated by Cheng Fang's procrastination, and decided to go to Luoyang City to meet the enemy!
"They all said that you should not worry, why did you say that you were disobedient!"
Cheng Fang grabbed the fairy road and said: What can you do when you go, do you want to die?
"This~~"
Xiandao was speechless again, with his current physical condition, if he really met a fully formed Shadow Demon King, he really had nothing to do, and the final result was that he was abused into a dog by the other party!
"Then what do you say!"
"Wait!"
"Waiting for whom?"
"Helper!"
"Where's the help?"
"My subordinates?"
"Your subordinates?"
Xiandao was stunned for a moment, and then asked; "Who are your subordinates?"
"Guess!"
Cheng Fang's answer made Immortal Dao fall to the ground, stretched out his trembling fingers, pointed at Cheng Fang but couldn't speak!
"Alright, almost!"
Cheng Fang patted the shoulder of the immortal road and said; There's a high top when the sky falls, and you're a dwarf nervous fart!
"What did you say?"
Xiandao seemed to be poked in the sore spot, and retorted very seriously: "It's the burden of saving the world that crushes my tall body, in fact, I'm very tall, but I can't straighten my waist now!" ”
"Okay, okay, aren't you at the highest!"
Cheng Fang was almost speechless, and his heart said; You must not continue to fight, in case someone falls to the ground, then this seat will not kneel on the spot!
"Hey, what are you looking at!" Xiandao looked directly at Cheng Fang's eyes, expressed dissatisfaction, and then stiffened his collapsed chest, proving that he was indeed very good!
Contrary to Cheng Fang's expectations, Xiandao was really tall, and he straightened up his waist and was half a head taller than himself, the result of this egg pain made Cheng Fang speechless!
"Now believe it~~ Oops!!"
Xiandao was panting and still putting Na Mei aside, and suddenly heard a click, and his old man was immediately beaten back to the prototype, and he shouted: "My waist ~~ flashed!" ”
"Lord, lord~~ Guess what, I caught something!"
Just when Cheng Fang was speechless and asked the sky, he rushed from afar with a scream, with a look of excitement!
Cheng Fang looked at Zhang Fei as if he had seen a savior, and hurriedly left the immortal road who was holding his old waist and screaming in pain, and asked, "What is it?" ”
"Lord Qiqi, my brother caught Dong Zhuo's house, and now he is escorting him here."
As soon as Zhang Fei's words came out, Lu Bu immediately exclaimed. He looked at his old enemy and asked, "Really?" Where is the Father-in-law now? ”
"I'll tell you ang, I'll tell you~~ Can I tell you?"
Zhang Fei looked arrogant, didn't pay attention to Lu Bu, but looked at Cheng Fang and continued: "Brother ordered me to come to report to the lord, I hope you don't worry!" ”
"Ring-eyed, what do you mean by that?" When Lu Bu saw Zhang Fei's expression, his face suddenly turned dark, and he expressed his strongest dissatisfaction in his heart in the form of transforming into Zhang Fei's second!
Zhang Fei looked at Lu Bu's black face, and also protested, and asked Cheng Fang to call the shots for him: "Lord, look, Lu Bu actually imitates my face!" ”
"He still wants to imitate your face!"
As the saying goes, out of sight, out of mind. For this pair of natural enemies, Cheng Fang chose to ignore it, but looked at the nose and nose and entered a meditative state.
The immortal urging continued, eagerly. Lu Bu and Zhang Fei continued to quarrel, coaxing and shouting. Diao Chan covered his mouth and chuckled, his eyebrows and eyes were picturesque. Guan Yufeng's eyes narrowed slightly, wandering outside the sky!
Coupled with Cheng Fang, who meditates like a Buddha, the painting style here doesn't look like it gathers the strongest people in the world today, and it is a salvation team ready to slaughter the Demon King!
About half an hour passed, and Liu Bei escorted Dong Zhuo, Li Ru, Xu Rong and other generals to come slowly from afar!
"Look, my brother is here!"
Zhang Fei snorted and broke the painting style here, which woke Cheng Fang up and Guan Yu was stunned.
"Sure enough, it's Dong Zhuo, a dead fat man!"
Cheng Fang looked at Dong Zhuo, who was dragged like a dead pig, and immediately laughed and said, "Dong Fatty, long time no see!" ”