"Borrowed paper? What paper to borrow? Sick! I don't have that! ”

Yang Ming said in a thick voice: "Didn't you just say that there are a hundred volumes?" I'm here to borrow paper! ”

"Hahaha, brothers, wait for me, let me see which old hat it is, hahaha, laugh at me, borrow paper!"

After a while, the door opened, and a man with messy hair and a disheveled body emerged from inside. () Before the man spoke, just listened?" Bang! With a thud, a solid brick slammed down on top of his head, and it blossomed.

"Plop!"

Li Wei fell down on his back, covered his head and shouted: "Ah, help, kill someone!" Help me! ”

Yang Ming didn't care about Li Wei, but walked straight to the computer in the room, frowned, all of them were leftover box lunches, old cigarette butts and torn clothes, and there was a strange smell, which almost choked Yang Ming to death.

turned off the camera, Yang Ming said into the microphone: "Comrades, I am a good friend of the anchor Xiao Lizi, he is the most memorable person for me, I came here today to invite him to eat steamed buns (fists)!" Hahaha, I'm not picking, the main thing is that the anchor Xiao Lizi can't eat too meaty things, because what? Because he was sick, he could not eat meat. That's the case, last year, when he was traveling in the United States, he accidentally ran to the territory of a gangster, and four or five black men beat him with big iron rods, he was so tough, he just didn't fight back, no matter how the other party beat him, he didn't fall! Guys! ”

The barrage began to be brushed up in various ways.

“666666！”

"Awesome! So domineering! ”

"I'm serving!"

"Pretend, keep pretending!"

Yang Ming continued: "Hahaha, it's indeed 6666! Four or five black men beat him with iron rods, and if they don't fight back, they just don't fall! Ahem, after all, it was tied to a telephone pole. ”

The barrage began to explode.

"Hahaha!"

"Drunk, drunk!"

"Sure enough, it's standing!"

Of course, although Xiao Lizi was tied up and beaten, he was also very backbone. A black man with a mace and shoved it under him! Mace, brothers! It's all thorns! But this little plum is really, not a word! ”

The barrage brushes up.

"It's okay, if you don't say anything when you are beaten, you can be considered a man."

"How do I feel like there's still a routine!"

"What's the trick of not being silent?"

"The mace is already the deepest routine I've ever seen!"

"Cool crooked!"

"Ahem, the mace went up without saying a word, what a man!" Yang Ming sighed slowly and said, "Because I was already knocked unconscious by an iron rod before!" Hahaha! ”

The barrage is all swiping: "66666666666666! ”

"These are the little things! The most important thing is that the American gangster later said that he could let him go, but there are conditions, such a big barrel...... Urine! Let the little plums drink, such a big barrel, there are five liters! You know what? Xiao Lizi didn't say a word, goo-dong! Boom! Boom! Boom! Drink it all! Yang Ming himself was disgusted, and continued: "Then he said a word, and even the gangsters were convinced of him!" ”

The barrage swipes: "It must be a dirty word!" ”

"Scold them to death!"

"What the hell are you talking about?"

Yang Ming couldn't help but smile and said, "He actually asked, can you refill the cup?" ”

The barrage exploded directly, and all of them were thundered by Yang Ming.

"You know what! He actually ...... I want to refill the cup! Yang Ming couldn't help but want to laugh, and then said: "Come on, you don't need to give gifts, someone sent toilet paper just now, it's okay, I brought sandpaper today, help Xiao Lizi be happy!" Haha, that's the next broadcast first! ”

Yang Ming turned off the live broadcast, and he was deeply proud of his sense of humor!

When I turned around, I saw that Li Wei had just recovered. Li Wei was shocked when he saw Yang Ming. When Li Wei saw Yang Ming that day, he didn't know what was going on, anyway, he was angry, and he beat Yang Ming. After that, he was so frightened that he fled. After a few days, I thought it would be fine, but I didn't expect to come to the door.

Yang Ming grabbed Li Wei's collar. Originally, Yang Ming didn't have much strength, but Li Wei had a miserable life and lost too much weight. So Yang Ming directly lifted Li Wei up and sneered: "Oops, it's amazing!" ”

Li Wei was so frightened that he was already terrified, looking at the strong men that Yang Ming followed, his whole body suddenly trembled, and he begged: "Yang Ming, brother, I can call you brother or father!" I was wrong, I shouldn't have hit you! I was wrong, you have a lot, I don't dare anymore, give a chance, one last time, one last chance, please! ”

After speaking, he also opened his mouth, and the sound of snapping was very loud, and it seemed that he was really strong.

Yang Ming knew that this kind of person had to make him never get up, otherwise he would always want to harm you. This kind of person can't give a chance! So he grabbed Li Wei's hair, slammed it against the wall, and said, "Li Wei, do you know? I'm really murderous now! ”

Murderous intentions? Yang Ming didn't even dare to kill chickens, but he was more proficient at scaring people than anyone else, so he pretended to be very cold and said in Obama's lines: "People will eventually die, and some people need some small help!" ”

"Ahh Don't, I beg you, I'll kowtow to you! ”

Yang Ming shook his head and said, "I will bring great pain!" You know why? ”

"For ...... Why? Li Wei asked cautiously.

"For great torture!" Yang Ming said: "I didn't expect these lines of Obama and the metal master to be quite suitable for you!" Haha, then how to make a game, from now on, you can only use the lines in the game, if you say anything else, hahaha, it's a matter of kicking! ”

"Brother! Don't fight! Okay, okay! ”

Yang Ming smiled: "Haha, no wonder the weather is good today, it turns out to be a day to raise your eyebrows!" ”

"Dawn...... It's right in front of you! Li Wei replied cautiously.

"Hey, hey, that's amazing! Why didn't you find out that you were so talented before? Do you know what I'm looking for you for? To use the rat's line: I'll get that thing back! Ah, no, no, it should be replaced! Give me back what you hit me! So, what do you say about the Master of Weapons? I didn't expect it! I'm back again! ”

Yang Ming then said in the tone of learning evil little spells: "We have reversed roles, I will let you know what cruelty is!" ”

When Li Wei was told by Yang Ming, his mind was suddenly confused, and he didn't know how to answer. can only cry and pretend to be innocent.

Yang Ming looked at him like this, but he didn't have the slightest pity in his heart, and with a direct snap, Yang Ming slapped Li Wei fiercely, and half of his face was swollen on the spot. Then he kicked Li Wei in the chest again.

"Ahem! Please, let me live, I won't dare anymore! Don't fight, there's anything to say. Li Wei begged.

Yang Ming looked at him like this, and suddenly remembered the common way of rectifying people in high school, so he sneered and said: "Kneel at the foot of the wall and sing "Conquest"!" ”

Li Wei gritted his teeth, knelt in the corner of the wall and began to sing: "Just like this, you conquered and cut off all retreats." My mood is solid, my decision is confused. Conquered by you in this way, drink the poison you have hidden. My plot has come to an end, and my love and hate have been buried in the ground. ”

"It's okay, it's not good, change it, give me a "Qinghai-Tibet Plateau"!" Yang Ming said.

Li Wei's face was ugly, but he still began to sing: "Who brought the call of the ancients, who left a thousand years of hope." Could it be that there is still a wordless song, or that long-lasting attachment that cannot be forgotten......"

Yang Ming listened to Li Wei's extreme singing, and then he felt more comfortable. So he said, "Come on, then let's do it first, but I won't make the same mistake twice!" Hurry up and leave Donghai City, I will send someone to watch you, don't dare to harm me again, then taste the more terrible mace! ”

After hearing this, Li Wei was immediately relieved, but he was so frightened that he couldn't move on the ground.

"Perfect!" Yang Ming smiled and strode away with Brother Biao and the others.

Li Wei struggled to get up, and there was no arrogance and viciousness in his eyes, but a deep fear of Yang Ming.

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