"Lin Mu, you're about to be 20 years old, why are you still hairy, when can you be more stable. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info" Lin Yuan watched Lin Mu hurriedly return to the bedroom, and after a while, he came to the living room and began to preach.

"Ugh! No, I just thought my phone was ringing. Lin Mu explained to his father, and then continued to lead the topic to the new era, "Dad, in fact, the virtual economy is also an economy, and there must be an inevitable reason for its generation, see if you think about it......"

"Don't say it, I'll have a meeting later, let's have breakfast first." Lin Yuan interrupted Lin Mu's words, and then looked at Mother Lin, who brought out the breakfast, and said, "You don't have to go out to fool around these days during the holidays, you play games at home, Dad doesn't care about you, as long as you can take over the company in my hands in the future, and find me a daughter-in-law who is pleasing to the eye, Dad will be satisfied." ”

Father Lin said this, Lin Mu has nothing to say for the time being, I thought it would be better to come a little bit, otherwise I would be disgusted by my father, and this matter would not be easy to do.

After breakfast, Lin's father and Lin mother were all driving in the district company, the bored Lin Mu picked up the mobile phone and called Yue Yan, as soon as the voice of the phone rang, Yue Yan over there picked it up, Yue Yan's light and pleasant voice sounded, "Hey! Is it a forest tree? ”

"Well, Yue Yan, it's me Lin Mu. Do you miss me when you go home," Lin Mu teased Yue Yan and said, "I haven't seen you this day, and I'm about to go crazy." ”

"Phew~ I was really said by Su Wan, why did you become so flamboyant, I will ignore you if you do this again." Yue Yan said with a blushing face.

Lin Mu hurriedly begged, "Don't, Yue Yan, I'm not kidding you, or I'll tell you a joke." Lin Mu thought about it and took out a paragraph from the paragraph he knew in his previous life and said, "There was a man sitting on a state-of-the-art luxury jetliner who suddenly had a severe stomach ache and wanted to have diarrhea ....... But all the men's toilets are full. But he couldn't hold it back, so he asked the stewardess to let him use the girls' toilet. The stewardess was a little embarrassed, but she still agreed to let him go, and she was very worried that she would repeatedly tell him not to touch anything, and she would come out as soon as she had diarrhea. So he went into the girls' toilet in a panic. When he finished pulling, his expression was relaxed... He was curious to find three buttons next to the toilet bowl that read HWHAATR respectively; Thinking about such an advanced toilet must have something special, but then I remembered the stewardess's admonition KK. However, I was still curious, so I pressed the first button that said HW. Hey! I squirted hot water from behind to clean my ass. Excellent! It turned out to mean HotWater. He thought to himself, what a class! Hurry up and look at the first button... It says HA should be HotAir! Sure enough, after pressing the button, a gentle hot air was sent. It's so interesting! So what exactly does the first one mean by saying ATR? So he pressed the third button, and suddenly there was a sharp pain, and his eyes were black and dizzy......"

"You're too obscene, what are you talking about," Yue Yan couldn't understand what he heard, and he only felt ashamed for a while.

"Yue Yan, it's not that I'm talking about obscenity, it's an automatic tampon puller for ladies on the Airbus, how can I say that I'm obscene." Lin Mu smiled and teased Yue Yan. "Otherwise, I'll tell you about a positive one. said that one day two women chatted together, and the girl asked: Why do you fall in love with your husband, he is not worthy of you at all, he has no money, and he looks ugly. A woman replied: On the day of the blind date, an old lady next to her fell, he didn't think about it, he picked it up and ran to the hospital. When I came back, I asked him if he was not afraid of being relied upon. He said it should be done. At that time, I thought, such a kind person, it is too rare. The girlfriend asked again: Oh, it's rare, how happened to the old lady later? A woman replied: How? Become my mother-in-law......"

"Okay, okay, don't talk about it, it's not funny." Yue Yan knew that Lin Mu was really coaxing her, but was this still the previous Lin Mu, or the Lin Mu who couldn't raise his head when he saw him? But how did you wake up from sleep that day and change your appearance, the whole person is sunny, and your mouth is oily. Oh, forget it, if you don't understand, you don't want to, it's good this way, "Lin Mu, I'm going to go shopping with Su Wan in a while, so I won't talk to you yet." ”

"Well, don't get tired while shopping." After Lin Mu finished saying this, he found that the phone on the other side had hung up, he could only shake his head and say to himself, "Yue Yan, I will definitely make you happy." ”

'Ring~' As soon as Lin Mu put down the phone, the incoming call rang, he thought that Yue Yan had called the phone back, and quickly picked up the phone to hear a very familiar voice coming from the other end, "Muzi, it's me Hua Tang." If you don't have time, let's go out for a meal together. ”

This slightly magnetic voice came from the other end of the phone, reminding Lin Mu of his best friend Hua Tang, the old friend who grew up together in open crotch pants, in his most difficult time in his previous life, he secretly carried his family behind his back and helped him many times. In fact, Lin Mu did not have any opinions on the Hua family, knowing that Luo Qingcheng had already covered the sky in J City at that time, and the Hua family was also forced to alienate Lin Mu in order to protect their own family. Thinking of the past, Lin Mu's tears flowed down his eyes.

Hua Tang on the other end of the phone waited for a long time, didn't hear a word from Lin Mu, and muttered in his heart: What's wrong with this kid today, he called him to come out to play, it was 10,000 consents, and asked, "Alas~ Lin Mu can give me a word, if it's inconvenient, I'll drive you up." After saying that, he hung up the phone and went to drive.

Lin Mu stared blankly at the busy phone, the floodgates of memory were opened again, and the past years poured into his mind like a tide. Hua Tang's family is the leader of the retail industry in J Province, operating more than 80% of the retail business in J Province, and Hua Tang has grown up with Lin Mu since he was a child, and Hua Tang has always been a boy with violent tendencies. Later, because the Hua family was excluded by Luo Qingcheng, the whole family finally moved to the new version of the slope, away from this troublesome ......

'Didi~' The forest tree with a tide of thoughts was interrupted by the loud sound of the car whistle downstairs, he stood up and put on his coat, stuffed his mobile phone into his pocket, wiped the tears on his face, showed a sunny smile, and came downstairs. At this time, Hua Tang was reclining on the maglev car, whistling at the beautiful women passing by in the community.