Chapter 33: Woe Comes from the Mouth

At this time, Ye Lang and Ye Ke, their hearts seemed to be about to take off, and they looked at each other blankly, with four words written in each other's eyes......

'Big things are not good'!!

"Xiao Lang? Xiao Lang? Open the door for Mom. ”

Listening to the sound outside, Ye Ke's face became more and more ugly, and his hands trembled in a hurry: "What should I do, what should I do, what should I do." ”

Ye Lang, who grew up with her since childhood, has never seen her so flustered. In fact, this question was also what he wanted to ask, but it was preempted......

What to do? Hehe...... The devil knows what to do!

Ye Lang, who was anxious and scratched his ears and cheeks, said secretly:

"I'll ...... If my mother sees Kerr in her room in the middle of the night, still wearing pajamas, how can this be explained! I can't wash it when I jump into the yellow spring!! ”

The two of them are like ants on a hot pot, constantly sweeping and searching, as if there is a time bomb in the house that explodes in less than ten seconds, but there is such a large room, where can it be hidden!

The only old-fashioned wardrobe, which is still full of Dengdeng, can't get in at all, it's not that Ye Lang has more clothes, but he has the least clothes, and the wardrobe was requisitioned by Wang Fang, and the clothes and quilts of the five people in the family are almost all in it, not to mention hiding a person, it's difficult to hide a 'Xiaoqiang'!

It's not an exaggeration at all, if it weren't for the fact that his house was on the fourth floor, Ye Ke's heart would have jumped down......

"Click."

Listening to the sound of the key inserted in the keyhole outside the door, Ye Lang Yeke's pupils shrank suddenly!

No wonder there was no sound just now, and I went to get the spare key with her!

Rattle......

With the sound of a gentle push on the door, a face crept in......

"Huh? Asleep? The voice that just spoke? Did I hear me wrong? Seeing Ye Lang lying on the bed with his back to the door, and the quilt was still tightly wrapped around his body, Wang Fang suddenly doubted his ears, shook his head, and asked in a low voice:

"Xiao Lang? Xiao Lang? ”

At this time, Ye Lang's head was full of cold sweat! Of course, under him, Ye Ke, who was hugging him tightly, didn't even dare to breathe!

It was really a shot just now, and at the moment when Wang Fang pushed the door, Ye Lang hugged Ye Ke over, and then the quilt was covered!

Just because I was in too much of a hurry, the location was ...... It's embarrassing......

His own sensitive parts happened to be attached to the softest place on Ye Ke's chest!!

"Ahhh Help me!! Ye Lang already had a million alpacas galloping past in his heart, and the cold sweat on that end was not because of Wang Fang who suddenly came in, but because he was desperately trying to control himself, don't have any 'obscene' reactions!

But!

This kind of thing is instinctive, okay!

What's more, the person under him is still Ye Ke!

Ye Ke, who was nervously hugging Ye Lang, kept silently chanting in his heart, 'Mom, don't come, Mom, don't come', I was in Ye Lang's room, I couldn't tell it clearly, if she found herself in his bed, in the quilt......

God, Ye Ke didn't dare to think about it anymore, really, at this time, she even had the heart to die......

She was scared, and suddenly she felt ...... Something seems to be slowly ...... And then on your own chest?

However, she knew more than Ye Tian, and she quickly reacted, what was the thing in front of her chest!

The pretty face, which was a little pale with fright, suddenly turned red as if it was burning!

Growing up, she almost never said a few words to boys except for necessary circumstances, probably because her parents are very traditional people, and so is she, she swore that everything she has will be for her future husband, anything or anything!

Outcome......

Ye Ke's brain was blank, she didn't know what kind of mood she was in now, she even forgot that her mother was watching outside now, holding Ye Lang's jade hand, pinching it vigorously at the position of his back and waist!

"Ugh!"

Originally, because of the instinctive reaction of his lower body, he was so embarrassed that he wanted to jump off the building to commit suicide, and he was not psychologically prepared at all.

"Huh? Xiao Lang, are you awake? ”

Wang Fang was just about to quit and close the door, but if she couldn't do it, she would go to the store later tomorrow, and wait for Ye Guohua to leave, she was happy to hear that Xiaolang woke up.

And Ye Lang and Ye Ke were dumbfounded......

"Xiao Lang, discuss something with you, don't tell your father." After closing the door, Wang Fang walked towards Ye Lang.

And this originally light footsteps, to the two of them, is as heavy as Mount Tai!

Ye Ke, who was so nervous that she was almost soaked, couldn't care about the strange things on her chest, her brain was blank, and she only knew that she was holding Ye Lang to death.

But that power ...... There was also a tremor on Ye Ke's body, which made Ye Lang feel that he was about to fly!!

I couldn't feel whether it was cool or painful, Ye Lang knew that if he didn't do anything at this time and sat still, he would definitely die, so he was in a hurry!

"Mom! Don't come here! I, I'm not wearing anything! ”

Ye Lang screamed like this, which startled Wang Fang, and then smiled helplessly:

"I changed all the diapers for you when you were a child, you haven't seen anything from your mother, cut."

Hearing this, Ye Lang's old face turned red, but it wasn't much, he was still a baby when he was picked up by Wang Fang......

Wrong! This is not the time to be embarrassed!

"Mom, I'm ...... That, hey! Ye Lang was stunned, the donkey's lips were not right on the horse's mouth, and in the end, he threw out the most embarrassing reason, however, it really made Wang Fang not walk over!

"I'm fighting/flying/plane!"

“……”

“……”

Wang Fang and Ye Ke were dumbfounded......

After being silent for a long time, Wang Fang's face softened a little......

Although she is very traditional, she is not pedantic, and this kind of thing, boys and children will be exposed to some ......

It's just that she didn't expect her son to dare to say it......

"Well, then you can rest for a while...... Mom really has something important to discuss with you......

Take a break?

Ha ha! I'll take a break!?

Ye Lang's heart was about to collapse!

Is there a break for this kind of thing!! Yes!! You tell me!! Have it!!

And Ye Ke, who was still full of red faces, bit his moist lips, and was amused by his mother's 'shocking' dialogue......

Feeling Ye Ke's can't help laughing, Ye Lang's heart to commit suicide was even more determined......

"So, Mom, tell me quickly...... But don't come here......"

Looking at her son's back, Wang Fang couldn't help but sigh in her heart:

"Hey, my son has grown up, and I can't accept the old anymore......"

Ye Lang was about to cry, and said in his heart, Mom, what do you mean by this...... Woowoowoo......

"Then I'll be brief." Wang Fang didn't waste any time, and said simply and concisely:

"Actually, it's like this, business in the store has been very bad recently, I'm thinking, if Xiao Lang can show his hands, he will definitely make customers crazy, so I discussed it with your father."

"But your dad is stubborn, saying that eating your food can be popular, but after the fire, no one will eat the dishes he makes, and the store will not be yellow faster by then?"

"Although there is some truth in what I said, but ...... Hey, Mom is also very difficult now, on the one hand, she is afraid that she will have no business, and on the other hand, she doesn't want to drag you down and prevent you from going to school, so I want to discuss with you, is there any way to take care of it? ”

"Uh......" Ye Lang understood, it turned out that this was the matter.

To be honest, this feeling of being needed is really good, and if Ye Lang knew that Ye Ke, who was holding him under him now, was proud of him because his mother needed him, he would be so happy that he wanted to jump off the building.

"Uh, this is easy to do, Mom, you don't have to worry about it, I thought about it before, since you and Dad don't want me to drop out of school to help in the store, then I'll make a pot of roast meat in advance every morning, and then you let Dad take this roast pork I made to stir-fry, and it will definitely be like a cloud."

"Huh? That's right! I didn't think of such a good idea! "As soon as I heard that this method is very good, Ye Guohua's cooking skills are not bad, but it is not so good, but with Ye Lang making meat, and then going to stir-fry, it must be so delicious that it will fly!

"I said my son would be promising! Son, you're amazing! Let's get Mom to kiss it! ”

The happy Wang Fang walked over, but Ye Lang immediately exclaimed, "Farewell Mom!" You'd better hurry back to sleep! I've got to get up early tomorrow morning to make a barbecue! ”

Seeing him so flustered, Wang Fang suddenly realized that he almost forgot that he had just said that he was ......

"Uh, okay then, Mom goes out first, that, you go to bed early, that kind of thing is good for physical and mental health once in a while, but if it's too much, it will be ......"

Wang Fang didn't wait for the 'education' to finish, and Ye Lang, who was crying with a 'I'm going to die' expression, interrupted her:

"Mom, don't say it, please......"

"Okay, okay, mom won't talk about it, mom is gone." Wang Fang covered her mouth and snickered twice, exited the door, and was just about to close the door, when Ye Ke, who was under Ye Lang and was smiling very unkindly, suddenly had a little itchy nose...... She tried hard to hold back, but she ......

"Ahh