"Three-in-One Grand Chapter"

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"Uncle, happy Dragon Boat Festival. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info" Xiao Keer appeared on Tianjiaozi's body, riding on his belly and said.

"Well, happy Dragon Boat Festival." Tianjiaozi said in a daze, and then found out that something was wrong, why was Xiao Keer here? Where did Diao Chan go?

He looked at the side, and sure enough, there was no Diao Chan.

"Kerr, you're here like that?" Tianjiaozi asked.

"I'll tell you happy Dragon Boat Festival." Little Kerr sells cuteness.

"What about Chan'er?" Tianjiaozi continued to ask.

"Sister Diao Chan went to buy zongzi." Little Kerr replied playfully.

"Oh, Chan'er is gone, and you sneaked in, right?" Tianjiaozi glared at Xiao Ke'er, "How many times have I said that when you come in, you have to knock on the door first, you just don't listen?" ”

"But I knocked?" Little Kerr is very innocent.

"Just kidding, you knocked it so likely?" Tianjiaozi didn't believe it at all.

"Really, I swear. "Little Keer raised his palm and was ready to swear.

"Don't do this, I don't believe it." Tianjiaozi pouted.

"It's true, the uncle slept too hard, that's why he didn't find out." Xiao Ke'er said, "I'll tell you, uncle, it's not right for you to sleep with such a dead corpse, fortunately it's me who came in, what if it's an enemy?" ”

"If it's an enemy, I'll force her." Tianjiaozi glared at Xiao Ke'er viciously.

Xiao Ke'er was not afraid at all, and said, "Uncle, you are so bad, you can say anything about it, and you still say it to me as beautiful and cute as ...... cute little Lori."

"I'm not talking about you." Tianjiaozi didn't know why he said such a thing as soon as he was hot, so he quickly denied it.

"Hehe, but the uncle obviously looked at me and said it." Little Keer didn't believe it.

"I'm just talking about the enemy who is preparing to attack me." Tianjiaozi said seriously.

"Really? If the enemy is a man, do you do the same? Xiao Ke'er smiled evilly, "Uncle, I didn't expect your taste to be so heavy?" ”

"Well, don't guess." Tianjiaozi hurriedly denied it, "Men naturally kill ......"

"What if it's an ugly woman?" Little Kerr interrupted.

"Okay, the empress will be killed too, okay?" Tianjiaozi rolled his eyes.

"What if it's a cute little Lori like me?" Xiao Keer said again.

"Kill...... Well, don't kill. Threatened by Xiao Ke'er's small eyes, Tianjiaozi raised his hands and surrendered, "Say it, do what you say, I will listen to you." ”

"Uncle, you can do this, you don't have any assertiveness at all?" Xiao Keer crossed her hands on her hips, very dissatisfied.

"What? Shall I listen to you? "Tianjiaozi didn't expect the little girl to be so difficult to serve.

"Of course not." Xiao Ke'er pouted, "How can a man not be assertive?" Uncle, you will be strict with your wife like this. ”

"If your wife is strict, your wife will be strict, I don't care." Tianjiaozi now just wants to send away the little Lori who is sitting on him.

"Uncle, you are so unambitious, what's the good of being strict with your wife? When the time comes, how will you still look for flowers and willows outside? "Little Keer looks like she hates iron but not steel.

"Looking for flowers and asking willows? Why should I, there is a beautiful wife at home, who has nothing to do to look for flowers and ask willows? Tianjiaozi said seriously.

"Huh...... Uncle, what do you think...... It's so unmanly. Xiao Ke'er said bitterly, "As a man, you have great strength in this world where power is respected, and you don't want to have three wives and four concubines, I really doubt that you can't do it." ”

"Just kidding, who can't? Believe it or not, I'll try it on you? Tianjiaozi was instantly angry, how could a man say no?

"Try it." Xiao Keer straightened her chest, looking like she was afraid of whom. (Who is afraid of whom, the tortoise is afraid of the hammer.) ）

"Uh...... Forget it. Tianjiaozi touched his nose and coaxed.

There's no way, he really doesn't dare to do anything to Xiao Keer.

It's too small, it's too beastly.

Although, he doesn't think of himself as a good person, but how can he do such a beastly thing?

Of course, if Xiao Keer took the initiative to send it to the door...... That's another story.

Tianjiaozi laughed evilly.

"Uncle, what are you thinking? Why are you laughing so evilly? Xiao Ke'er was stunned for a moment, and then seemed to think of something, clasping her hands to her chest, "Uncle, I didn't expect you to be such an uncle, were you thinking about fiddling me into an eighteenth class posture just now, all kinds of toying?" Uncle, you are too evil, too filthy, too shameless...... I like it, though. ”

Tianjiaozi didn't expect that Xiao Keer would come to such an ending. Speechless!!

"Ke'er, don't think nonsense, uncle is not as evil as you think." Tianjiaozi said, "Don't make up the picture by yourself, it will bring bad readers." ”

"Cut, uncle, don't pretend, it's all a wolf pretending to be a sheep, who doesn't know that Uncle you are the most colorful, and you will be crazy with Sister Diao Chan all night long." Xiao Keer despised it.

Tianjiaozi was speechless, "Where did you hear this?" ”

"Cut, do you still need to listen?" Xiao Ke'er pointed to her head, "Think about it with your brain." ”

"Hehe, that's all you have in mind?" Tianjiaozi pursed his lips, "Okay, get off me quickly, it's terrible to be seen by Chan'er later." ”

"Cut, coward, what are you afraid of." Little Kerr disdainful.

"Of course you're not afraid." Tianjiaozi rolled his eyes, "I was the one who was beaten." ”

"Huh? I don't believe it. Xiao Ke'er smiled, "If Sister Diao Chan will teach you a lesson later, then you can teach Sister Diao Chan a good lesson at night, in that case, Sister Diao Chan will definitely not dare to teach you a lesson in the future." ”

"Okay, okay, don't say it, go down, I'm going to get up." Tianjiaozi pushed his bag.

"Alas...... Other...... Don't push me, I'm going to fall if I do. Xiao Ke'er said very dissatisfied, then got up and went down from Tianjiaozi's stomach.

"Don't stand here, I don't have any clothes on." Tianjiaozi stood on the edge of the bed and didn't understand after seeing Xiao Ke'er go down, and shook his head.

"If you don't have any clothes, you'll wear it, when I'm willing to see it?" Little Kerr rolled her eyes.

Why don't you want to see you standing here? Tianjiaozi sighed.

"Okay, I'll just go, I definitely don't have muscles anyway, it's not good at all." Little Keer said and left.

The angry Tianjiaozi almost left her behind, and then immediately got up from the bed, pointed to the eight-pack abs on his body and said loudly, "No muscles, then you tell me, what am I here...... What the...... ......"

Of course, Tianjiaozi can't do that, after all, he doesn't know that he doesn't wear a top, and he doesn't wear it underneath.

If you really want to stand up, you will be all looked at.

Although, it's not a loss to be looked at by a beautiful little Lori......

…………

A few minutes later, Tianjiaozi finished washing up and came to the living room.

It was discovered that Diao Chan had actually returned.

On the table in the living room is a basket of rice dumplings, which is full of aroma.

"Uncle, you're finally up." Xiao Ke'er saw Tianjiaozi come out, and pointed to the zongzi on the table, "Hurry up and taste it, it's delicious, someone from your hometown asked." ”

"A taste of home?" Tianjiaozi's mouth twitched, is it so evil? "Why don't you say it smells like a mother?"

Then, Tianjiaozi tore open the dumpling leaves and tasted them.

Well, it's a candied date dumpling, sweet and glutinous, very delicious.

"How? It tastes good, it's made by Sister Diao Chan herself. Little Keer said.

"Really?" Tianjiaozi's mouth opened wide.

"Fake, she lied to you." Diao Chan shook her head, how could she wrap zongzi if her ten fingers didn't touch the spring water?

"Okay, you, how dare you lie to me?" Tianjiaozi knocked on Xiao Ke'er's head.

Boom......

"It hurts." Xiao Ke'er pursed her mouth aggrievedly, "I can't make a joke?" ”

"Of course not." Tianjiaozi said.

"Have you eaten yet?" Tianjiaozi, who found that he was the only one eating, looked at the two and asked.

"Well, we've just eaten it." The two nodded, the girl's appetite was relatively small, and she was full after eating only one.

Next, the two of them watched Tianjiaozi eating.

was watched by two beauties, and Tianjiaozi was not embarrassed at all. Eating by yourself.

Five zongzi were eliminated in ten minutes.

"Uncle, you can really eat, I found that you have a tendency to develop towards fat?" Seeing that he had eaten five Tianjiaozi and had not stopped, Xiao Keer said.

"Huh? Fatso? That guy can eat at least one basket, the kind of big basket that can hold hundreds. Tianjiaozi said, and then ate a few more, and then didn't eat it.

After all, he didn't have the appetite of a fat man, and he was full after eating seven or eight.

After pouring a bottle of water, breakfast is done.

…………

After breakfast, everyone set off.

On the road......

"Uncle, hurry up, if you don't hurry up, the dragon boat competition will start." Xiao Ke'er took Tianjiaozi's hand and was a little impatient.

"What's the hurry, it's starting from the beginning, and the rewards aren't good anyway." Tianjiaozi said indifferently.

"Hmph, no, since I signed up, I must participate, and since I want to participate, I must win the championship, this is my creed in the dictionary." Little Keer said righteously.

"It's just a creed, it's not a big deal, and even if you do, you don't have to complete it?" Tianjiaozi spread his hands, "It's like Napoleon, that guy has always said that there is no impossibility in his dictionary, but in fact, isn't it?" ”

"Oh, uncle, do you know so well that there is no possibility in Napoleon's dictionary? Have you seen it? Little Kerr asked.

"Nope." Tianjiaozi smiled, "However, there must be one." ”

"Hmph, if you haven't seen it, you said yes, you forgot to guess." Little Keer snorted coldly.

In this way, in the process of the two arguing with reason, the group came to Duan Wuhu.

That's right, the dragon boat race takes place on this river.

Participants...... I don't know how many people there are.

However, there were five hundred search ships in total.

The competition is still very high.

When he came to the designated location, Tianjiaozi took his boat out of the ring and threw it into the lake.

Compared with other people's ships, Tianjiaozi's one can only be said to be a small thing.

Moreover, the appearance is not domineering.

It's okay to say that it's not domineering, but it's most appropriate to describe it as cute.

Because, this boat is dressed up by Little Kerr.

So, there's a strong kawaii vibe.

Looking at the boat, Tianjiaozi covered his face.

That's why he walked so slowly, hoping that the dragon boat race would start before he came, because it was too embarrassing.

Don't you see everyone around you pointing at this Kerr?

In addition to Little Kerr, fat and thin people also feel ashamed.

Diao Chan doesn't mind too much, as a girl, she still prefers kawaii style.

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"Hello everyone, I am the host of this dragon boat race, ...... dragon boat race"

"Wow......"

As soon as the host finished introducing himself, there was a deafening sound of surprise below.

Also, dragon boat racing, this name is also absolutely amazing.

"A total of 500 dragon boats participated in the dragon boat competition, about 10,000 people."

"Here, I would like to congratulate you all in advance, happy Dragon Boat Festival."

"Then, it's time to announce the rules."

"Well, it's a rule, but in fact, there are no rules, the dragon boat that reaches the end first may win, and will get the prize of this dragon boat competition, Noah's Ark."

"Here, let's first introduce the Noye Ark, this is a big ship that can survive any water area of the second-level battlefield, as long as you have it, you don't have to worry about going to sea anymore."

"In the process, everyone can do anything to destroy other people's ships, and this is all in accordance with the rules."

"Of course, as long as the crew falls into the water, they will be disqualified, and they cannot help their own ships or attack others' ships, and those who violate the law will be wiped out ......."

"So, now I announce that the 2017 Dragon Boat Race has officially begun!!"

"Knock knock...... Knock knock knock ......"

On the shore, a hundred drums were heard.

With the beating of drums, the five hundred dragon boats set off together.

"Whoa......

The sound of wood pulp launching the water in unison, 500 ...... No, four hundred and ninety-nine ships set off together.

Only the Kerr was still in place.

"Huh, what's going on?" The host of the dragon boat race noticed the strangeness of the Kerr, and said strangely, "What happened?" The other ships have departed, so why is only the Kerr still docked on the shore? What the hell is going on, is it a glitch? ”

"Fault your sister." Tianjiaozi scolded, and then said to the fat man and the thin man, "What are you two doing? Still hands-on? ”

"Uh...... But, big brother, how can we row without pulp? "The fat man looks at his empty hands, he doesn't necessarily have to use his hands, right?

"Pulp? Where did the pulp go? Tianjiaozi asked.

"Ahem...... As for it, I didn't seem to do it when I made it to order? Xiao Ke'er said embarrassedly, because, Ke'er has always been supervised by her, but now there is no pulp?

The joke is too big.

"That, fat man, then I can only wronged you, let's stroke with your hands." Tianjiaozi is also helpless.

"Huh? Really hands-on? "The fat man looked confused, is this good?

We use our hands for people's pulp, and we can still win?

Moreover, people say that there are six people who are re-drawn, as for us here? The fat man looked at himself and the thin man, and there was no need to think about it, except for them, the rest would definitely not make a move.

"Can you just take out your double wrench axe and turn it into one?" Tianjiaozi suddenly thought of this idea.

“…………”

The fat man shook his head speechlessly, there was no way, it was the only way to do it now.

As for leaving directly, not participating?

Looking at Xiao Keer's eyes, you know that it is impossible.

"Thin man, here you go." The fat man took out two axes and gave one to the thin man, and the two began to row.

"Wow, what do I see?" The host shouted again, "The crew of the Kerr actually used axes as pulp? No wonder they have been parked in the port and have not set off, it turns out that it is only now that they found out that they did not bring pulp at all, and I don't know who is missing the root line in their brains and forgot to pulp when buying a ship? ”

Hearing the host's ridicule, Ke'er blushed and lowered her head very embarrassed.

"Ke'er, don't listen to that guy's nonsense, it's not your fault." Tianjiaozi touched Xiao Ke'er's little head, and An asked.

"Really?"

Touching the head to kill really worked, and being comforted by Tianjiaozi like this, Xiao Keer's mood instantly improved.

"Of course, that guy is jealous of your beauty, well, it must be like that." Tianjiaozi directly defined this matter.

Sure enough, Xiao Keer was very happy to hear the roar.

"Hey, fatty, why are you still stunned? Don't want to paddle yet? Xiao Ke'er, who was in a good mood, saw that the fat man was not rowing yet, so he taught him a lesson.

"Yes, my aunt." The fat man rolled his eyes and began rowing.

However, it soon became clear that everyone was wrong.

Because, scratching with an axe and scratching with a pulp are two different things altogether.

Looking at the ship, it couldn't advance a few meters in a minute, and Tianjiaozi's whole person was Spartan.

Seeing that the boats in front of her were about to disappear from sight, Xiao Ke'er suddenly became anxious, "Oh, fat man, do you want to buy some strength?" Light grows meat, right? ”

"I've worked very hard," the fat man complained, "but the axe is not good." ”

"Looks like we still need pulp." Tianjiaozi sighed.

"Hey, husband, the pulp is here." Suddenly, Diao Chan pointed to the front of his gaze and said to Tianjiaozi.

Tianjiaozi looked, well, the wreckage of a dragon boat, plus several pulps.

It seems that the boat was directly destroyed by others on the way.

It's also good, cheaper for them.

It's a good thing to be delivered to the door in a hurry.

You have what you need.

Ahead, many dragon boats have already been united.

After all, the host has said that there are no rules and can be destroyed at will.

Then, everyone's bad intentions come up.

As long as you destroy everyone else's boats, won't you be the first?

So, people with this idea began to sabotage other people's ships.

And those who didn't think like this before, when they saw that someone did it, they followed suit.

No, not long after the start of the competition, dozens of ships were wrecked.

The scene was terrible.

Fortunately, the Kerr was left behind, otherwise Tianjiaozi and his party would definitely have been attacked.

Now, they are at the back, and no one else can attack even if they want to.

After all, everyone is attacking the ships in front or to the left and right, and no one will attack the ships behind them, mainly because they are too far away, and even if they want to attack, they are no longer in range.

"Okay, now it's finally there." The fat man and the thin man scooped up the pulp that floated down the water and said.

"Since we have a pulp, let's hurry up and row, don't you see that we are all so far behind?" Little Keer scolded.

"Yes, yes, you're the captain who listens to you." The fat man said, and then rowed hard with the thin man.

Needless to say, a person with a lot of meat has a lot of strength.

After replacing the axe with pulp, the speed suddenly increased.

"Hurry, hurry...... Chong Chong ......" Xiao Keer said loudly while standing on the bow of the boat.

Fat and thin people have to sweat profusely.

As for Tianjiaozi and Diao Chan? Sitting at the stern of the boat and enjoying the beautiful scenery in the lake, it is as if you are traveling, so you are uncomfortable.

It didn't take long for the Kerr to catch up with the last echelon of ships.

Without the slightest mercilessness, Xiao Ke'er ordered at the two-tailed cat, "Spray flames." ”

"Poof...... Puff ......"

In the flame-spraying shrimp of the two-tailed cat, more than a dozen ships were killed in the flames.

Those who burned down the boat secretly scolded Xiao Keer for being shameless, and actually attacked the wooden boat with fire? It's shameless.

However, little Keer twisted her head and pretended to turn a blind eye.

If you become a king or lose, I won't talk to those who fail.

Some people were mad by Little Kerr's attitude, and swam over directly, wanting to overturn Kerr.

But these people forgot that the host said before the start of the competition that falling into the water is elimination, and the eliminator will be wiped out if he shoots at the contestants.

So, those people were lucky to get hit.

Thunderbolts descended and struck the group of violators.

Suddenly, the ashes were annihilated, leaving nothing behind.

"Hmph, you deserve it." Seeing that the person who wanted to overturn the Kerr was retributed, little Kerr snorted coldly.

"Fatty, come on, hurry up, we are still far from the first echelon." Little Kerr said loudly.

"No problem." The fat man is also a cat family.

The Kerr was speeding across the water.

"Quick, attack, everyone attack, a ship is catching up." Ahead, many people discovered the rapid pursuit of the Kerr, and they all took arrows and drew bows to shoot at the Kerr.

"Cut, a swarm of ants." Little Keer was disdainful, "Go ahead, Meow Meow, give them a little color to see." ”

"Poof......" A flame erupted, directly burning the incoming arrows into flying ashes, and the flames continued to spray forward, burning a dragon boat.

"Water Dragon Bullet ......"

I don't know who roared, and a water dragon crossed out of the lake and met the flames of the two-tailed cat.

The water dragon and the flame collided, and both were wiped out in the air.

"Who is it? Blocked Meowmeow's attack? Xiao Ke'er's eyes swept around, and then he saw a teenager, the young man's eyebrows were like dragons, full of heroism, and a typical rich boy was born.

"Is that you?" Little Kerr looked at the boy.

"That's right, it's me." The young man nodded, smiled and asked, "I don't know the girl's name?" ”】

"Hehe, are you embarrassed to ask my name after extinguishing my fire? Do you want to be ashamed? Little Ke'er glared at him directly.

"Forehead......" The young man was choked, and his original smile had dissipated, "It's just up to each other." ”

"Hehe, what are you capable of? Well, let me see what you're up to. Little Kerr sneered, "Meow, spewing flame tornado." ”

It's the same flamethrow, but it's not as powerful.

"Hmph, the water curtain - the water waterfall." The young man let out a loud shout, his hands sealed, and a curtain of water blocked him in front of him.