"Wait, stranger. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 infoDon't get close yet, raise your hand. "It was a man in a red hat, I guess their leader.

I slowly let go of the reins in my hand, but of course instead of lifting them, I pulled my long-handled axe from the saddle ring.

"Old man, I guess you didn't understand me."

Red Hat repeated. Others had already taken weapons: swords, lassoes, and a dozen repeating crossbows.

"Gollum Woo ......" Sgal whispered, as if he was ready to flee.

"I'll take care of it." I calmed the lizard before I went back to talk to the human.

"You guys in the city don't use anything. I warn you, get out of my place. Otherwise. ”

"How else?" An afterlife guy asked.

"Boys, you'd better figure out who you're dealing with. This is Sgar, she's a dragon lizard, and I, Kree, Major Admiral of the Cavalry Support Department of the Advance Artillery of the Second Legion. ”

Some began to snicker. But I'm going to make them cry - as long as I don't want to talk nonsense.

"Why do you say this is your territory?" Red Hat's face was full of smirks.

"It's mine. I asked for it from the barbarians. ”

"This is the property of Lord Vakur, and it is the land of the Supreme Commander. His claim to this place is just. ”

"Oops, High Command! Why didn't you say it earlier?! I spat on the ground: "Force, this is the only law that true Noxians respect." He could have taken the land, if only he could snatch it from me. ”

"You and your ponies should go while you still can."

What I sometimes forget is that humans don't see us the way we see them, and at this moment, for example, they seem to have an idiotic sense of superiority just by looking at height, which is the last straw.

"Rush, ahhhh I jerked the reins and screamed.

The dragon lizard began to run wildly, and we rushed towards the humans. I was going to say a harsh word back to him, but I couldn't help myself.

The humans fired the first round of arrows, but Sgar opened her ears—big brass fan-like ears to keep us out. The bolts landed on her indestructible flesh, and they all bounced off.

We were rushing towards the Red Hat. As he walked through the camp, Sgal let out a cheerful roar. The sword slashed into Sgar's crust, and I swung the axe in my hand, and the two humans were reduced to pieces. Unfortunately, the Red Hat Bastard wasn't slow, he was short, and he just managed to dodge a flat swing from my high-speed charge.

Immediately afterward, another round of crossbow arrows came at him.

Sgal cried out in fear. This guy can't be killed or killed at all, but it's just very easy to be scared. Rare animals like this are sometimes completely unreasonable.

I tightened the reins, turned around and rushed into the crowd again. It's easy to kill everyone else, but Red Hat is a hard stubble. My axe struck him, but it slammed into his breastplate. However, this time it is estimated that he will also have to feel uncomfortable for a while.

At this moment, a ballista suddenly appeared and pushed a nearby ballista to fire. A cannonball bigger than a wagon hit the dragon lizard, throwing us out and rolling on the ground several times, and the axe in my hand was knocked off. Sgal was unharmed, but she threw me off the saddle and ran into the mountains.

"Ungrateful brutes! We're almost going to kill that bastard! I! "I wanted to curse a few words, but my mouth got stuck because I had to dodge the rain of arrows.

I hid in such a hurry that I had to crawl to my feet, my face covered in mud and blades of grass. I tossed my hat out in the direction of Sgar, then turned back, intending to kill the red hat.

However, on the ridge behind him, there stood a hundred or so other men. Iron warriors, blood traffickers, and a ballista mounted on a carriage. The red hat's dog haggy called most of the small regiment to him.

"You shitty slippery ghost!" I yelled.

"You don't look like it, but I'm guessing you're the one who makes the ranchers under Lord Vakur complain."

"Vakur isn't a Noxianian at all. Let your bullshit shit-sama kiss me on my lizard's crotch! ”

"Oh, maybe I can let you end your life in Lord Vakur's gladiatorial arena. If you learn to shut up. ”

"I'm going to rip your mouth off and wipe your ass!" I roared.

I had the feeling that he didn't like the idea, because he and hundreds of his buddies drew their weapons and started running towards me. I could also run, but I didn't. Want to kill me? It's going to take a lot of effort and a lot of effort to do it.

The red hat was fast, and before I could pick up the axe from the ground, he was already in sight. His knife was raised above his head - it was a fatal one, but I still had a pistol!

I raised my hand and fired a shotgun that knocked him to the ground, and I was knocked out of the way, rolling a few times in a row. The shot bought some time, but it wasn't enough.

The blood traffickers soon arrived, their hook knives already in impatience. I'm going to die in this place. Alas, if this is where I end up, shouldn't I be decent?

By the time a group of blood traffickers at the front of the pack struck, I was ready. I cut these pieces of dark magic into flowers, but they also cut me into rags. I began to feel the exhaustion of blood loss and fighting.

Then, with their battle cries, the Iron Samurai began to charge, draped in heavy black armor. They split into two groups, apparently intending to use their "squeeze" tactics. Two walls of iron could easily clinch me into a patty, thinner than a silver coin in Noxus.

See his ghosts.

Any hope I had of living was dashed......

But then, I saw her. The most loyal, reliable, and honorable companion in the world, a bastard like me doesn't deserve it......

Sgal!

She ran towards me like crazy, faster than any I can remember! A cloud of smoke was thrown high behind her, and the silly lizard didn't even forget to pick up my hat along the way. I ran to her as hard as I could, and the blackened ironclads were about to merge together.

I jumped into the saddle and leaped out of the encirclement of the Iron Samurai. When we get rid of the ballista first, we will have time to kill them all.

"It's been a long time since we've taken out an entire corps." I say.

"Goo, woo." Sgal screamed with joy.

"Each other, good fellows." I grinned, more exaggerated than the crocodile.

Because, this stupid lizard is my favorite in the world.