"So, what do you recommend, President?" The little bald Sun Yahu said: "Since you say so, you must already have a super good name!" ”

When Yang Ming heard this, he laughed and said, "What a smart one!" Little comrade, I'm very optimistic about you, why don't you come and be my dog's leg! ”

"......" everyone was speechless. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"That's right, I've already figured out the name of the e-sports club, it's super fun to come up with a name or something! Since they are called Shenwei Esports Club, the logo is a tank. Then let's go-for-tat! So, what is the machine on land that can compete with tanks? Yang Ming said mysteriously. When everyone heard this, they also answered very enthusiastically.

"It's hard to think of a land machine that wants to compete with tanks, and it's completely useless to have an aircraft carrier or something!"

"It doesn't exist! Tanks are the strongest! ”

"I thought of it! It's Gundam! Gundam Esports Club! ”

"It's not as good as the Autobot Esports Club! Transformers Esports Club! ”

"Transformers Esports Club, this is okay! You really can! ”

"Decepticon Esports Club! Megatron Esports Club! Oh my God! It's really domineering! ”

"The president is so smart! Decepticon Esports Club! Megatron Esports Club! Which of these two names is perfect! ”

"Absolutely oppress the Shenwei Tank Society!"

Yang Ming said helplessly: "Hey, hey, your brains are too big!" How can it be so exaggerated! I'm talking about land machines, and you've even figured out Transformers and Decepticon Megatron! What! It's all wrong! I'm not talking about comics, I'm talking about reality! You young people, you are so badly poisoned by the capitalist culture of the island countries and the United States! ”

"President, you're kidding us! How can there be a more powerful land machine than a tank in this world! Xiaopingtou Zhang Jian said.

Yang Ming immediately rewarded Xiao Pingtou with a big chestnut, and then said: "As the president, I'll lie to you!" I've already figured out that since we are a polytechnic university, we have to reflect the characteristics of our school! Therefore, the new name of our Hedong University of Technology E-sports Club is...... Excavator E-sports Club! ”

"Poof!" Someone squirts out the water they just drank.

"Ahh Some people are so stunned that they don't know what to say.

"Huh!" Some people haven't fully digested this powerful name.

"This!" Some people hesitate to think about whether to quit the club quickly, how can they have a sense of foreboding.

In the end, Lin Dong, who was frightened to the ground, stood up, crying and begging: "Boss! Don't be so willful, okay! You actually told me that the excavator is more powerful than the tank, more domineering than Megatron and the Decepticons! ”

"Wait a minute!" At this time, the little bald Sun Yahu also cried and laughed and said: "That, that's the case, our school is a polytechnic university, not a vocational university, so we don't have an excavator major at all!" ”

"I know there's no excavator major! I'm just figurative! Why, don't you look down on vocational colleges! Boy, you're arrogant! Although our school has the name of a university, it is actually only a junior college, what kind of superiority do you have! ”

The little bald Sun Yahu said: "No, no, I don't mean that!" ”

"I've seen it, you're just discriminating against us blue-collar workers, what's wrong with blue-collar workers! We are the main force in building a socialist society and rejuvenating the great China! There are so many songs that praise us! The mountains and rivers of the motherland are picturesque, social undertakings are across horses, how glorious I am to be an oil worker, wearing an aluminum helmet to walk the world! Yang Ming actually sang the famous song "I Dedicate Oil to the Motherland"!

"This song is really good! I may have a little bit of a problem with this word, but that's what it means. How about it, after listening to this song, your blood is boiling, and you can't help but build socialism with me! Yang Ming said self-absorbed: "Since this is the case, then I will comply with everyone's wishes and set this song as the social song of our club!" But the lyrics have to be changed, come, I'll sing it, you all memorize the lyrics carefully! ”

Yang Ming cleared his throat and sang: "The field of vision map is picturesque, the e-sports career is across the horse, how glorious it is for me to be an e-sports player, wearing a robe to break into the world!" ”

Not to mention, I changed these words to be related to e-sports, but I didn't expect it to really mean that. So everyone was so stalked by Yang Ming imperceptibly, so this classic old song "I Dedicate Oil to the Motherland" was adapted into "I Won the Championship for the Motherland"!

Lin Dong called Tang Le with tears in his eyes and said, "Help, President Yang Ming is crazy!" Name the club the Excavator Club! ”

Tang Le sat in the audience and listened, looked at the messy situation on Yang Ming's side, and said, "It's too unusual!" ”

"That's it!" Lin Dong said: "This name is not good at all! ”

"Well, it's not enough to just call it an excavator, at least it has to be called Armstrong Excavator E-sports Club, or Toya Lake Excavator E-sports Club, and at the very least, it has to be called Lexai Excavator E-sports Club!" Tang Le suggested: "Just be domineering with a name!" ”

Lin Dong burst into tears and hung up the phone silently. This is different from what he originally expected! Armstrong Excavator E-sports Club, Toyako Excavator E-sports Club, what is this! Slowly "Gintama" even feels, so it is in line with domineering! Others will definitely die of laughter when they see it, and they think it's an anime club! There is also the Lexai Excavator Esports Club, hey, as the Minister of Crossfire, why do you want to favor the League of Legends side! Why not call it Sword Soul E-sports Club, Devil May Cry E-sports Club, Asura E-sports Club, Blood Demon God E-sports Club, Sword God E-sports Club! Apophis Esports Club! Hey, if that's the case, it looks like a good thing!

The more Lin Dong thought about it, the farther he went, while Yang Ming heard the content of the phone call and said in a loud voice: "Vice President Tang is right!" How could I not have thought of it! It's not a loss to be the vice president! It's just an excavator e-sports club, but it's still not distinctive enough! There must also be a prefix, after all, they are Shenwei tanks, then we will call them ......"

At this time, Lin Dong couldn't help it anymore, in addition to President Yang Ming and Vice President Tang Le, there was still another vice president in the e-sports club! That's Lin Dong! As the only normal person, you must come out and stop this disaster!

So Lin Dong gritted his teeth and said, "Wait a minute, I'm against it!" President, what else do you want to make trouble? Why don't you go to heaven! ”

When Yang Ming heard this, he suddenly realized and replied, "That's right! I've got it! Lin Dong, thank you for the reminder. ”

Lin Dong looked confused: "What did I remind?" Why didn't I know? ”

Yang Ming replied: "Didn't you say let me go to heaven? However, although the excavator is the king of land, the disadvantage is that it cannot fly into the blue sky! So we should cover this in the name so that the excavator can also soar in the blue sky! ”

"An excavator soaring in the blue sky!" Lin Dong suddenly had an ominous premonition!

Yang Ming smiled evilly: "That's right! Lanxiang Excavator E-sports Club! ”

Seeing that everyone was collapsing, Yang Ming laughed. Of course, all this was deliberate, and it was the first time he became the head of a company, so he naturally wanted to use his power to do something disgusting! Then it is extremely important to have a distinctive company name!

Also, what's wrong with the funny name? If you can't afford such a name, will your opponent take it lightly?

Yang Ming smiled in his heart, hum, don't think that I don't pay attention to the victory of the game, the qualification for this university league is definitely from the E-sports Club of Hegong University. So in order to win, it is natural to use some stratagem! As the saying goes, if the technology is not enough, the IQ will make up! Then you must make the opponent take it lightly from the beginning, so that that the routine can be perfectly performed!

Yang Ming was proud in his heart, and glanced at the Shenwei E-sports Club of the Normal University, and actually happened to see the face of the female foreign aid mid-laner!

"Ahh It's her! Yang Ming was shocked, he was really a person he couldn't imagine! But if it's her, then the success rate of the routine she is about to perform will be greatly increased!

The real game actually started early!

This book is derived from Kanshu.com