Chapter 16: Curse your single dog for the rest of your life
Seeing that the other party gave him such a big gift, Tianjiaozi hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Eh, this ...... Fat brother, the New Year has passed, so you don't have to give me New Year's greetings. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"
When he came to the front and looked at the fat man lying in front of him, he was a little speechless. To be honest, this is the first time he's seen such a fat man.
It's really a meat ball from afar, and a close look...... It's still a ball of meat!
"That, big brother, I, I'm not giving you a New Year's greeting." The fat man staggered to his feet and said, "I, I want to worship you as the eldest brother." ”
"Fat brother, I'm not a black club, I don't accept younger brothers." Tianjiaozi hurriedly shook his head, if he really wants to accept such a little brother and take him out, then he will lose face?
"I ...... I know...... Big...... Big brother doesn't ...... It's not black...... Black and astringent...... I ......"
"Fat brother, it turns out that you are not only fat, but also a stammer?" Before the fat man finished speaking, Tianjiaozi blurted out, "That, fat brother, when you stop talking and stop stammering, come to me again." ”
After speaking, without waiting for the fat man to reply, he pulled up Xiao Keer, and disappeared in front of the other party's eyes as soon as he slipped away.
Leaving the fat man alone, dumbfounded.
Big brother deserves to be big brother, the speed is fast!
Next time, next time, I must worship him as a big brother.
The fat man nodded vigorously.
……
On the other side, Tianjiaozi had already pulled Xiao Ke'er back to the camp quickly.
"Uncle, what are you doing running so fast?" Xiao Ke'er was out of breath and said with some dissatisfaction, "I think that big fat man is very funny, why don't you accept this little brother?" ”
"My hapless one." Tianjiaozi rolled his eyes, "That kind of little brother, forget it." ”
He didn't have a habit of raising pigs.
Calculated together, the tonnage of a fat man may be heavier than that of an average pig!
"Uncle, you see, our hammock seems to be occupied." Suddenly, Xiao Keer pointed forward and found that in the hammock that belonged to the two of them, there were two men who didn't know him lying at the moment.
Obvious doves occupy the magpie's nest!
This is unbearable!
Tianjiaozi broke out.
Little Kerr erupted faster.
The little girl didn't say a word, came to the bottom of the hammock, pointed to the two guys who occupied the magpie's nest and began to scold, "Hey, you two big men want to be shameless, you actually occupy Keer's hammock?" Kerr curses you to be a single dog for the rest of your life. ”
Little Keer's words were amazing.
This curse was accepted by Tianjiaozi.
Is it that people have tempers, and they are cursed to be single dogs for a lifetime, even dogs can't bear it, let alone people?
The two of them didn't say a word, and jumped straight out of the hammock.
Surrounded Xiao Ke'er.
Not to mention, this height is still very advantageous.
Xiao Ke'er looked at the two men who were obviously more than half a meter taller than herself, and she was also a little worried.
However, when she saw Tianjiaozi on the side, she was relieved.
Well, with the uncle here, there's nothing to be afraid of.
With such thoughts, Xiao Ke'er straightened up her small breasts and breasts, widened her eyes, and stared at the two shameless men, as if to say, hum, what a joke, don't think that I am afraid of you when I grow tall......
"Yo,Where did this little Lori come from?,Don't say it.,It's really cute?"
One of them spoke, and as soon as he opened his mouth, he was laughing, his face was full of obscenity, and he was not a good person at first glance.
"Yes, when I came to this inexplicable place, I didn't see a few women, but I didn't expect to meet a little Lori, God took us a lot." The other guy is also dancing with eyebrows.
What kind of people make what kind of friends.
After the first person speaks, the character of the other person can also be imagined.
"You, what do you want to do?" Xiao Ke'er hurriedly hugged her chest with both hands, and in the words of the two just now, it seemed that she noticed something?
"It's nothing, little sister, will my uncle take you to see the goldfish?" The first man to speak spoke again, with a kind face.
It's just that at this time, Xiao Keer has already treated these two guys as perverted Loli control.
No matter how good the other party is, it's useless.
"Uncle, save me."
Xiao Ke'er shouted and hid behind Tianjiaozi.
Tianjiaozi smiled, knowing that it was his turn to go out.
Dare to attack his little Lori?
It's just looking for death.
"Yo, peers?" Seeing the appearance of Tianjiaozi, the two of them had glowing eyes, and they seemed to regard Tianjiaozi as a man who also shot at Lori.
Although, in fact, it is.
However, Tianjiaozi is not so unbearable.
At least, he's still playing with cultivation.
"Who is with you?" Tianjiaozi was very disgusted and disdainful, "Now, I will give you two choices, one: apologize to Ke'er, and then commit suicide." Two: Apologize to Kerr and finally commit suicide. ”
"Your sister, these are called two choices?" The two almost laughed when they heard the choice given by Tianjiaozi.
Is there a difference between these two options?
And, in the end, they all have only one dead end?
Are you kidding?
"Boy, the two of us will also give you two choices." The two sneered, "One: Hand over the little girl behind you to me, and then commit suicide." Two: We snatched the little girl behind you, then broke your limbs, and finally killed you. ”
"It seems that there is nothing to talk about?" Tianjiaozi smiled and shrugged his shoulders loosely.
"Talk, talk about your sister." The two glanced at each other, and drew their swords to kill Tianjiaozi.
In this world where there is no law, power is the only law.
The strong decide everything, and the weak give everything.
"I can't help myself." Tianjiaozi shook his head, why do so many people think that their strength can decide everything?
I don't understand, I don't understand!
In the face of the attack of the two, Tianjiaozi summoned the killing sword, and with a slight swing forward, a sword qi was slashed out by him, and the two people who attacked him were directly cut in half.
"Ah......h
The scene of being beheaded fell in Xiao Keer's eyes, making the little girl scream and blindfolded.
Somewhat bloody.
But soon the corpses and bloodstains were gone.
Tianjiaozi knew that they were swallowed by the origin of this world.
"Ding-dong......"
"Congratulations to the player Tianjiaozi for killing two people in a row, and the kill value is +2."
Listening to the prompt sound in his ears, Tianjiaozi didn't react.
Kill value, this thing is not useful in the first-level battlefield.
When you enter the battlefield twice, you can only consume.
"Alright, Kerr, it's all right." Tianjiaozi touched Ke'er's little head.
When Xiao Ke'er heard Tianjiaozi's words, she looked ahead through the gap in her hand and found that there was really nothing.
"Uncle, I, I don't want to live here anymore." Xiao Ke'er said weakly.
Although the corpse is gone, there have been dead people here after all, and it is unlucky.
Xiao Ke'er doesn't have the heart of Tianjiaozi, and can sleep peacefully in the sea of corpses and blood.
"It doesn't matter, Ke'er will live wherever she wants." Tianjiaozi touched Ke'er's little head again, with a look of pity.