"Don't dare, don't dare, but you can only endure hardship!" Chong Zhen said humbly.

Boss Fang drank tea and became "drinking tea" He made a very loud voice, and Chong Zhen whispered: "Boss Fang, there is a saying in my hometown, called 'Those who eat slowly have a good life.'" 'Why do you wear gold and jade, and compete for time with those who work harder?' You can take a small sip of tea! ”

"I'm ashamed, I'm ashamed, let Xiandao see a smile, I think my family's dominatrix forces me to make money all day long, where can I carefully fight a meal and a cup of tea? Either ask me to open up a house, or ask me to inspect the construction site, she knows that she can enjoy Qingfu, watch plays, buy clothes and play cards, hey! Misfortune at home! With that, Fugui sighed heavily.

"Perhaps, she is thinking about you, marriage is a double-edged sword, it is better to have someone to control it than to let it go, she is afraid that you will go to certain places, which will damage both wealth and health."

Fugui stroked his thick hair, smiled embarrassedly, and said embarrassedly: "It's normal for people of my class to have this thought!" ”

Seeing Chong Zhen drinking tea in small sips, Fugui also learned to taste tea like this.

"Boss Fang, why don't you and I be called brothers and sisters?"

Chong Zhen's clear eyes are full of heaven and simplicity, only to see that Fugui has no claim in his heart, in the face of this pair of eyes that can see through people's hearts, Fugui said mechanically: "That feeling is good!"

"Brother Fang, why can't we make a sound when we drink tea or eat? Sister Chong thinks so, listen? ”

"A must!"

"The surplus class has enough money to make your life sit and eat. You rely on chewing slowly, sucking soup or tea in small sips, and sipping wine, naturally you can't make a sound, proving that you can eat three teas and six meals at any time, and eat snacks at any time, which is naturally different from many hungry people who are not guaranteed tea and rice, and have never been hungry, so naturally there is no need to gobble up. ”

"Thank you, Sister Xiandao!" Fang Fugui's eyes widened, looking around, there were no books! He wondered, "Where did this Taoist master hide his books?" ”

"Brother Fang, what are you in a daze? I also know that a gentleman wrote a sentence called 'Nothing to do when you are idle.' ’”

After that, Fugui drank the tea more slowly, and sighed: "Drinking tea slowly is indeed another taste!" ”

"Old house, old house, broken house, you come out for me, come out for the old lady!" Mrs. Fang followed her all the way, and she was afraid that her father-in-law would "pick wildflowers".

"Madam, your family is a guest in the temple, Xiandao personally guides him, teaches him how to make a fortune and nourish himself, and he will naturally go back after a while, don't worry, don't worry, besides, Yaohua Palace has been a royal Taoist courtyard since ancient times, and it is not a black shop, as for it?" The security stopped her and tried to dissuade her.

"I don't care, anyway, you will arrest him for me immediately, if you don't go, you will miss out on any good things!" She actually said such bastard things.

Syllable! A loud slap from Security knocked her dizzy, and she lost her strength, and she fell to the ground with a whimper, whining and crying.

The safety was helpless, Ruxue helped her up, and persuaded softly: "This is light, twenty days ago, General An of my family beat a few noisy ladies all over the body!" ”

When Mrs. Fang heard this, she was immediately frightened, and asked timidly, "My lord, what kind of family do you use?" Did you wake up? ”

"Of course, my wife's whip for herding cattle and sheep has woken up, and this general will not use the strength of the ox to drive the sheep, and I know in my heart who will pull what force!"

Hearing this, Mrs. Fang's face was red for a while, and white for a while.

"You wait a little longer." Anyway, Safe and Ruxue went to play elsewhere.

After a while, seeing that Fugui still didn't come out, she relapsed from her old illness, stood on her heels, and scolded loudly: "Demon Dao, damn Demon Dao, don't let people go quickly, see if I don't break your broken jar!" Do you believe it or not? ”

Chong Zhen said: "Mrs. Fang is looking for her brother, go quickly!" ”

"First time we met, fortunately Sister Xian, let's go, let's go to Kyoto for lunch, I'm in for a treat!"

"It's better to be respectful than to obey! However, I'm going to invite Yanxia Bodhi and the apprentice Qiuyue, okay? ”

"Naturally it's more lively!" Fang Fugui responded heartily.

Mrs. Fang's rich family was surrounded by a group of Taoist priests and walked out of the gate, and her jealousy exploded, rushed forward, and forced her to look at Fugui and said: "Okay, Fugui, you actually fall in love with so many Taoist priests at the same time, let's divorce!"

"Madam, what kind of vinegar are you eating, this is the sister I just recognized, call me Sister Xiandao, otherwise, I will leave!" Fang Fugui said unceremoniously.

Li Jinchao pondered for a long time, and said in his heart: Yes, I can't afford to mess with any of these people, forget it, I won't leave!

Li Jinchao immediately said with a smile: "Sister, Sister Xiandao, okay, I have a fairy-like sister like you today, and I will definitely be able to fill my stomach with a lot of knowledge in the future. ”

"Madam, this is the sensible lady!" Fugui boasted.

Jin Chao pulled Fugui aside and asked eagerly, "How much incense money did you pay today?" ”

"800 taels."

"What? A trip to break the view will cost 800 taels. ”

"I earned this money, I can spend it as much as I want, and I will tell you that this time it is yellow grain, not white rice."

"You have no conscience, you should tell me if you spend more or less!"

"Talk about it, talk about it! Today, Li Jinchao, you are a loser, you know how to play cards and entertainment, and if you don't do business, why do you care about me? ”

Li Jinchao remembered that he was beaten by the guards just now, and now he was mocked by the prime minister, so he was angry, and he also slapped him while he was not paying attention to the wealthy.

Chong Zhen took a closer look, and saw that there were scars on Jinchao's face, so he knew that he did it safely, and persuaded: "Everyone is at fault, forget it, this kid is too reckless, I'll do it for him."

Apologize to my sister-in-law, I'm sorry, no matter how angry you are, you shouldn't hit someone! Deduct his monthly salary for a month! ”

Li Jinchao knew that he was at a loss, so he stopped talking and moved forward silently.

Chong Zhen saw that the atmosphere was not right, so he took Jinchao's hand and said, "Sister-in-law, why bother?" Poor Tao tells you a sentence that must be remembered: 'Irritable temperament, uneven temperament, stumbling into ignorance; The fire is difficult to prohibit, and the smoke from the seven orifices consumes Yuanjin. ’”

How can I have time to learn these truths? It took me ten times to memorize it, and Chong Zhen smiled with satisfaction.

At the dining table, Chong Zhen said empathetically: "Sister-in-law, in order to make up for the debt owed to you by today's subordinates, please ask a random question, and I will help you answer it." ”

"Do Taoists eat vegetarian or meat?"

"Let me tell you a story first: During the first century of the Tang Dynasty, Prime Minister Li Linfu asked a Zen master: 'Should meat be eaten?' Don't eat it? That's not a good question to answer. Of course, Buddhist temples are not open to meat, but court officials cannot be like ascetic monks. Li Linfu should not be told not to eat meat, nor should he be encouraged to eat it. The Zen master replied, 'Eating is the blessing of the people, and not eating is the blessing of the people.' ’

"High, really high!" Fugui praised enthusiastically.

"Clever 'high'! Delightful 'high'! Qiu Yue echoed.

"The Tao is originally nowhere to be found, so I sometimes 'enjoy the blessings' and sometimes 'seek more blessings'."

"Hahaha! My sister can indeed speak, even if the gods come down to earth, they are not Chong Mei's opponents! Fugui praised.

"That's it!" Li Jinchao's husband sang with the woman.