After a walk at noon, Concubine Wen said coquettishly: "Father, tell a story for your sons, I want to hear an interesting story about your Aiqing." ”

"Yes, who told me to love Her Royal Highness the princess so much, you are my eldest daughter." The two emperors and concubines switched their roles instantly.

"I love my concubine and my daughter, Su Dongpo's appearance is like this: burly, born with a high skull, the chin and the size of the face are very matched, not only handsome and straight, but also strong and strong."

"Ah, with a healthy and handsome appearance, you have a sunny and free temperament and an eternal passion for life." Although there were occasional disagreements in politics, Emperor Xu took pity on his talents. Listening to the saint's love for Aiqing so simple and pure, Concubine Wen was not ambiguous, and praised and commented enthusiastically.

"Zhang Yuanbi is a scholar in my dynasty, he likes to read, especially Su Dongpo's poems, and he has reached the realm of never leaving his hands and words. For Zhang Yuanbi, the whole world can forget and ignore it, but he can't let go of Su Aiqing's poems. He turned Su Dongpo's poems into life and turned them into his whole life, and established his own isomorphic relationship between his spiritual world and Su Dongpo, and enjoyed it.

The poplar flowers in front of the window were like snow, and Zhang Yuanbi felt Su Dongpo's melancholy: "If you look closely, it's not Yang Hua, it's a little bit of tears." When the autumn moon was in the sky, Mr. Zhang waved his hand: "When is the bright moon?" Ask the sky for wine. ''This night is not long in this life, where will the bright moon look next year.'' 'Obsession is evident.

However, no matter how good Su Ci is, it cannot be equated with fireworks in the world. Zhang Yuanbi is not good-looking but very glamorous, he has a charming and beautiful wife, kiss and kiss, he married his cousin Chen. On the wedding night, the couple reflected in the red wedding candle did not spend a full moon, the cousin didn't expect the cousin to look so freewheeling, worried that he would have nightmares at night in front of this face, the more he thought about it, the more sad he became, and he couldn't help but shed tears. Lang Jun, who didn't expect to be unsatisfactory, would come forward to comfort him, but who knew that through his teary eyes, Zhang Yuanbi was holding a book and reading it under the red candle, as if he was air.

Chen's newlywed life was as plain as water. Zhang Yuanbi went on a business trip during the day, Chen cleaned up the room, and Su Ci all over the world occupied the new house that was not spacious, so that Chen could not find his place. In the evening, Zhang Yuanbi came back to eat, holding Su Ci and quickly watching it fascinated. If there is a book that cannot be found, Zhang Yuanbi said to his wife very politely: Please don't mess with the books in the room. Chen was full of grievances, and when he heard this, he had a seizure: "My life is so miserable, since you like books, let books be your wife." Zhang Yuanbi is an intellectual and very self-contained, he turned around and gave Chen a cold back, but what he held in his heart was the newly obtained "Meishan Collection".

Such a noisy cycle for three days is a reincarnation, and both of them are a little unbearable. Chen is a brave woman, after she made up her mind, she had a long talk with Zhang Yuanbi, and she was moved with affection: Since Su Ci is the third party between us, since you snub me and ignore me for this, please let me go and love a way out. Please give me back my freedom and leave me. Zhang Yuanbi was a little reluctant, after all, it was not easy to marry a wife! But I really can't do anything, since I can't have both fish and bear paws, let Chen, a mermaid, go back to the rivers and lakes that belong to her.

Zhang Yuanbi was divorced, and the matter spread in an uproar, some said that he should not follow the talented man to the divorce, and some said that Chen was a strange woman with courage and knowledge. It is said that after Su Dongpo knew the whole story, he was moved, and sighed: "Zhang Yuanbi, Zhang Yuanbi, you should take your hobbies and love into account, put your beloved wife on the table, and then read my poems." I am inexplicable, and I have also ruined your family, whether my reputation is good or bad, who can tell me? Even indirectly, I, Su Dongpo, also feel deeply guilty and uneasy, this incident will definitely cost me ten years of life. ”

"With his charming talent and touching with benevolence, Master Su is really the first talent in the ages, shocking the past and the present, and no one can compare with him!" Concubine Wen couldn't help but praise.

"Well, the moon is cloudy and sunny, and people have joys and sorrows, and this matter is difficult to complete. Life has been like this since ancient times, just as loyalty and filial piety are difficult to achieve both. Emperor Xu sighed.

"Holy Lord, will you divorce me?" Concubine Wen became worried, for fear that her bookish complex would annoy Emperor Xu.

"It's so hard to raise a little girl! I have already said that I have the world in mind, let alone who and what books, especially my beloved concubine, how can I not tolerate it? The two emperors and concubines laughed at the same time, one laughed so that the dragon face was happy for nine days, and the other laughed so that the spring breeze was blowing and the willows and snow mountains melted.

After taking a walk, Concubine Wen couldn't sleep, so she picked up the poetry book and read it again.

"I laughed at myself for being busy all my life, and my career turned ridiculous when I got old. The Yangtze River surrounds Guo Zhiyu beautiful. Good bamboo and mountain feel the fragrance of bamboo shoots. (Note: Guo, the meaning of Chengguo.) ﹚

In the past few days, Emperor Xu has also been confused by Concubine Wen, as if he would lose sleep for no reason if he left Aiqing's poems.

"Aiqing, I'm actually a foodie, haha."

"Holy Lord, there is a story to prove it." Concubine Wen looked up in anticipation.

"Of course there is, otherwise, he will be degraded again and again, and if he doesn't practice, he will have a hard-working, brave and fearless character, how can he survive?"

"Ai Concubine, the creator is really amazing, he actually blends the most poisonous and extremely fresh things into one, which makes people love and hate, and they can't stop, if they want to kiss each other, they can only try desperately, that is Su Aiqing's allusion."

"Then, am I poisonous concubine?" Concubine Wen asked mischievously.

"Yes, I'm not desperately in love with you?"

"No, I just want you to love me slowly." Concubine Wen said softly.

Emperor Xu continued: "Basically, the popular folk proverb 'desperately eat puffer fish' was born in the Song Dynasty. In the book "Shi'er Edition", there is an anecdote of Su Shi eating puffer fish. It is said that when Su Shi lived in Changzhou (located in the area of Changshu, Wujin, Yanghu and Jingjiang in Jiangsu Province in later generations), he loved to eat puffer fish.

There is a doctor's house, cooking puffer fish is unique, and I want to invite the famous Master Su to eat. After receiving the approval of this well-known celebrity and gentleman, note: approval, that is, nodding in agreement, the family of the doctor was very excited. When Su Shi ate puffer fish, he hid behind the screen, wanting to hear how Mr. Su caught a cold and was so disapproving in the world. Even if it is crowded, it is still silent.

But seeing Su Shi burying his head in a loud voice, the same as "Dan", the meaning of eating. Ignoring the sound of praise, when the family was disappointed, Su Shi, who had already burped and stopped putting down chopsticks, suddenly got off the chopsticks again and praised leisurely: It is also worth dying! The people behind the screen were all very happy to hear it.

"Today, the concubine has gained a lot, one doesn't care about the habit of books, the other desperately tastes puffer fish recklessly, it is really a master in temperament, anyway, the concubine doesn't dare to eat pufferfish, that thing is too ugly, if you eat me into Dongshi, how can it be good?"

"Then fall asleep in the fragrance of books and pufferfish."