Chapter 322: The Great Desert, Shi Guanyin [3]
When the five macaques saw everyone, they chattered and jumped non-stop, and they were very happy.
Ye Feng smiled and said, "I didn't expect Shi Guanyin to be a person who knows how to live, and he is quite a petty bourgeoisie." ”
Everyone didn't know what "petty bourgeoisie" meant, but it didn't prevent them from understanding the meaning of this sentence, and they all smiled casually.
Hu Tiehua made a bitter face and said, "Then what should we do now?" To drink this wine or not to drink it? ”
Ji Bingyan said coldly: "If you really want to die, then go and drink, who would dare to stop you Uncle Hu Tiehua Hu?" ”
Hu Tiehua stomped his feet anxiously and scolded: "His grandmother's, it's nothing if he really starves to death, but he has to get a big jar of wine and put it in front of Lao Tzu, this scratches Lao Hu's heart, fuck!" ”
An alcoholic, just like those addicts, is addicted to alcohol, and the greatest punishment in the world is to put a jar of wine in front of his eyes and teach him to look at it, but he can't drink it.
I have to say that Shi Guanyin's chess move is really wonderful enough, and it is enough to teach people to cry and laugh.
Everyone was puzzled, Ye Feng had already sat down with a big grin, picked up a note on the table, and read: "The gentlemen came from thousands of miles away, the concubines should be clean and treat the guests, how can their subordinates be stubborn, and they regard extraordinary people with the eyes of ordinary people. ”
Ye Feng smiled and said, "Since the master is kind to invite, then I will be disrespectful." ”
After that, he poured himself a glass of wine, and when he opened his mouth, he was about to drink it, but he didn't even care whether the wine was poisonous or not!
Everyone froze. Hu Tiehua's eyes widened. Eagerly shouted, "This wine can't be drunk!" ”
Whoosh. With a flash of cold light, an iron dart shot directly at the wine glass in Ye Feng's right hand.
Ye Feng chuckled: "Brother Hu, since the master is gracious, if we still push back, how can we be guests?" The right hand gently moved forward, impartially, and was about to meet the iron dart.
Bite!
The wine glass is made of ceramic, and the iron dart is made of fine iron. But when the two struck each other, the iron dart swung straight away, breaking into many knots half an inch long and scattering all over the ground.
No, the iron dart is close to shattering!!
Hu Tiehua's mind exploded, and she looked at Ye Feng in a daze, and there was only one thought buzzing in her mind: "Okay...... What a deep internal strength!! ”
Hearing is better than hearing, and no matter how hearsay is, it is never as good as personal experience. Chu Liuxiang said that Ye Feng was all sorts. Horror is naturally shock, but it is not as shocking and surprising as personal experience.
He had imagined Ye Feng's strength. But he never expected that Ye Feng would be so strong, and it would be more accurate to say that he was so much stronger than himself!
Chu Liuxiang's eyebrows moved, and she was about to open her mouth, but she seemed to suddenly remember something, smiled bitterly, and closed her mouth.
Grunt!
Ye Feng took a few gulps of wine, but still praised while drinking: "Good wine, good wine." But his heart was still bitter.
He himself came to the Great Desert with complete preparations, and he had the 'Sumeru Ring', so food and water must be enough. But when he entered the major martial arts planes, he never refused to treat himself badly, even if he entered the Great Desert, it was the same.
Alone, taking a bath, washing his face, without moderation, water consumption is as usual, just a loser all the way, he originally prepared some at random, and when he met Chu Liuxiang and others, he only had that pot of water on his body.
Then, in order to be chic, a gentleman, he threw the jug of water over, and then it was like this.
At the end of the day, it's the same old saying: no one can pretend to be casual.
Ye Feng drank and ate a lot of food, and he was self-reflecting in his mind, so he should pay more attention in the future.
After a long time, Ye Feng was still as usual, up and down, and there was no sign of poisoning at all.
Hu Tiehua slapped his thigh suddenly, as if he had suffered a great loss, and shouted: "Don't drink, don't drink, keep me a copy, his grandmother's, I didn't expect this Shi Guanyin to tease us, there was no poison in the wine and food." Although she is my Lao Hu's enemy, but for this point, my Lao Hu also has to admire and admire her. ”
As soon as he rushed to the table, Chu Liuxiang's figure flashed, and the person was already like a swimming fish, jumping forward seven feet, blocking Hu Tiehua and stopping him.
Hu Tiehua shouted: "Old bedbug, what are you doing? Do you want to grab a drink from me? ”
Chu Liuxiang said: "I don't dare to grab wine from alcoholics, but you can't drink this wine; You can't eat this dish either. ”
Hu Tiehua glared and said, "Why? ”
Chu Liuxiang said lightly: "No, it's just because the wine and dishes are poisonous." ”
Hu Tiehua laughed and said, "Old bedbug, don't lie to people. If the food is poisonous, then why is he okay? ”
Chu Liuxiang shook his head and said, "He can drink and eat, that's his ability." But if you don't want to be poisoned, you'd better not move. ”
Ye Feng smiled: "Brother Hu, I advise you to listen to Xiang Shuai's words, otherwise no one will be able to save you." ”
Hu Tiehua was just about to refute, but the five macaques suddenly climbed onto the table, and some snatched the wine glasses, poured themselves a glass of wine, and drank it in one gulp. Some used chopsticks to pick up vegetables, ate them like people, and squeezed their eyebrows at a few people.
When the monkey got drunk, he staggered and left the table.
The macaque eating vegetables, grabbing a pig's leg in his hand, jumped off the table, trying to find a corner to hide.
Hu Tiehua shouted: "Look, look, old bedbug, what do you say now?" It's okay for him to drink and eat, he has the ability. Those monkeys are all fine when they drink and eat, you can't say that they all have the ability, right? ”
Chu Liuxiang shook his head and said, "Even if the monkeys can eat and drink, we still can't touch them." ”
Hu Tiehua's eyes widened, very indignant.
Ye Feng drank another glass of wine and said lightly: "Brother Hu, haven't you noticed that those monkeys are all specially trained, some are only responsible for drinking, and some are only responsible for picking vegetables?" ”
Hu Tiehua froze, cold sweat flowing.
This Shi Guanyin is so ruthless!
Unexpectedly, Ye Feng smiled and said, "Heh, Shi Guanyin, Shi Guanyin." You want to use monkeys to reassure other people. But I don't want to think about it. If you really do this, isn't it that there are no three hundred taels of silver here, which just means that the wine and food are highly poisoned? ”
As he spoke, a wail suddenly came.
Everyone was startled, and when they came to the door, they saw the dragon suit that followed Ji Bingyan and fell to the ground. Already dead.
He was holding the pig's leg in his hand, and his mouth was about to bite, and the answer was revealed.
Presumably snatched the pig's leg from the monkey's hand, and only took a bite, but after swallowing it, before he could bite the second bite, the poison attacked, and his face suddenly became extremely blue, his eyes were bloodshot, and there was foam in his mouth.
The macaque also died of foaming at the mouth.
What a poison!
Hu Tiehua's eyes widened in disbelief. Lost his voice: "How can this be?!" ”
Chu Liuxiang grabbed the macaque with one hand and pried open his mouth. I saw that its teeth were coated with a layer of white wax, and said with a smile: "The secret is here!" ”
Hu Tiehua sighed, and Chu Liuxiang said lightly: "That dish was originally non-toxic, but after this monkey picked up the vegetables, the wax on its teeth melted, and the poison dripped into the dish, if we eat it again, it will naturally be poisoned." ”
Hu Tiehua slapped her thigh, quickly ran back, and shouted: "This pot of wine has not been touched by a monkey, there must be no poison in this wine!" ”
Ye Feng smiled slightly and said, "I promise you, as long as you dare to take a sip, you will die in the next moment." ”
Hu Tiehua laughed and said: "Brother Ye, don't lie to me, you say that, are you worried that Lao Hu and I will rob you of wine and drink?" Hahaha......"
Ye Feng stretched out his hand and pointed to the east, only to see that the two monkeys who had drunk wine were not poisoned, and they were walking crookedly.
Hu Tiehua's brows furrowed slightly, and she said, "This ...... It's really strange, they have all been drunk, but why haven't they all happened? ”
Ye Feng smiled slightly: "This group of monkeys has undergone special training, there is no doubt about this. There is no doubt that the wine is highly poisoned. There are many reasons why the monkeys drank alcohol but were not poisoned, perhaps because they had already taken the antidote and were naturally unaffected. ”
Hu Tiehua shook his head and said, "This Shi Guanyin's methods are really vicious, saying that she is the number one and most poisonous woman in the martial arts, it is really not a loss at all, hey......"
As she spoke, Hu Tiehua shook her head, looked at Ye Feng, and said, "Brother Ye, you said that there are many reasons, what else is possible?" And the biggest question, why are you not afraid at all?! ”
The problem is sharp and cramped.
Hu Tiehua didn't mean it, it couldn't be more obvious.
The wine was poisonous, and the monkey drank the wine and was fine, because the monkey took the antidote in advance. Ye Feng also drank wine, and he was also fine, maybe there were thousands of possibilities, but the biggest possibility was that Ye Feng had already taken the antidote!!
Thinking of the previous things, when everyone was in danger, they just ran into Ye Feng, Ye Feng's origin is so mysterious, who is he? What does he have to do with Shi Guanyin?
No matter how you speculate, Ye Feng is full of suspicions.
Ye Feng smiled slightly, and said lightly: "Brother Hu, I know what you are thinking in your heart. However, you might as well think about it again, if I were a spy sent by Shi Guanyin, how could I show such obvious horse's feet here? ”
Hu Tiehua said coldly: "Then you might as well think about it, maybe you are really a spy sent by Shi Guanyin, such an obvious horse foot is just something you did on purpose, in order to confuse our thinking!" ”
Yes, it has become a big problem for the ages: did the chicken come first, or the egg came first?
Ye Feng chuckled lightly and said helplessly: "The original fierce life does not need to be explained, and I am synonymous with fierceness, but I have gotten along well with you in the past two days, so let's just say it." I once learned a martial art called 'Jiuyang Shengong'. After this achievement, all poisons will not invade, and I happened to practice this martial art to the Great Perfection, which is to resist the poison with internal strength. In addition to this 'Jiuyang Divine Skill', I also swallowed the king of all poisons, the 'Manggu Zhu Clam', and the stomach juice digested this highly poisonous thing, and the essence of my body changed even more against the sky, and I was no longer afraid of any poison. ”
"Oh yes, you can't say that all poisons are invulnerable. There are always exceptions to everything, put it here, this exception is 'Tianyi Divine Water', how strong this poison is, Brother Chu has also seen it, I don't need to repeat it. Ye Feng patted his head and added lightly.
Then, I took a bite of the dish and drank another glass of wine.
What the?!
What 'Jiuyang Divine Skill'?! And what is the king of all poisons' reckless clam'?! What's even more terrifying is ...... What else did he say that all poisons are invincible?!
This is so shocking and unprecedented, how can it teach people to believe it?!
But that's exactly what happened, but it still happened in front of everyone's eyes, so you have to believe it!
Chu Liuxiang, Hu Tiehua, and Ji Bingyan were all extremely frightened, only to feel that their minds were buzzing, like thunder exploding.
After a long time, Hu Tiehua still shook his head in disbelief and said, "How is it possible? There is actually a martial function in the world that is invulnerable to all poisons? ”
Chu Liuxiang smiled bitterly and muttered, "I should have thought of this point a long time ago......"
I don't know if it's intentional or what, Gu Long's novel is bizarre and suspenseful, and poison is one of the most shining props for plot reversal, killing and counter-killing.
Therefore, in his novels, there has never been a setting that is invincible, even his personal favorite and most similar to his personality Xiao Li Tanhua Li Xunhuan was also severely poisoned and tortured.
It was for this reason that Chu Liuxiang and the others were so shocked. (To be continued......)