Chapter 59: The Family Feast (3)
I said: I remember it seems to give you, tea leaves and teapots! Although that tea is not as good as this, it is also fairy tea! That tea was practiced by me!
The Führer said: Give me more tea, you unlucky boy, why are you so blind!
I said, "I'll bring it to you when you're gone!"
The Führer said: That's right! Don't be so money-obsessed with you, kid!
I said: I'm convinced, Führer, old man, take the tea for a while!
The Führer said: This time, I am ready to launch the last battle. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info I'll ascend to the immortal after this battle, do you think I'm planning like this?
I said: no problem, now the extradition server. Players are generally low-level, even if they are not cleared by our Huaguo. India will also not appear too extreme for players. Führer, you can fight with confidence, I will give you an eye on the immortals. When they intervene, I will intervene.
The Führer said: I believe in you, I am worried, big white bear!
I said: As long as the regular army of the Tang Dynasty is not lost. The white bear can't get in, if he provokes us, we'll kill him!
The Führer said: The population base of the white bear has always been small, and we have an absolute advantage. I'm afraid of those doglegs, give us another Eight-Nation Alliance!
I said, "I'm afraid of what he's going to do." This time, the Western world attacked us, Yanmen Fortress. I don't know how many countries have been united. This time, the Western world is tempting to be big, and next time they come, they will really attack.
The Führer said: Yes! Let's fight for extradition, what if they attack again?
I said, "Chilled!" How many dishes come, let's mix as many dishes. The base of our Chinese players is so large, are you still afraid of foreign Xiaoxiao? Führer, don't worry.
The Führer said: I'm not afraid, is the overall strength of the Huaguo game declining!
I said, "If we go down, they won't go down." Moreover, the overall strength of China is higher than that of the Western world, that is, personal strength, we are all higher than them! I've fought with the Western Divine Realm, and I know it very well.
The Führer said: In that case, let's go crazy. I'll go back now and confirm with Li Shimin about this war.
I said, "Pay more attention to your body!" I'll go with you with the tea leaves, you don't have to stare at me, the tea can't run!
The Führer and his wife got into the car and said to me: You have to go up in a while and talk to Li Shimin.
I said, "Don't worry! Li Shimin agreed to destroy the extradition, and we reached an agreement last time.
The Führer said: That's good! I'm relieved, we'll see you in the game!
The frame of the Führer and his wife gradually faded away from our sight. Behind me came my daughter's voice: Daddy! What have you been doing lately, why did even the Führer's grandfather come to our house for dinner!
I said, "Girl, go into the house, and I'll groom your body."
My daughter said: Dad, I am in good health, and I eat so well!
I said: Wash your marrow and give your mother a beauty pill. Don't just play the game!
My daughter said: Dad, you fooled me again, that thing is only in novels!
I said, "Never mind if you have it or not, come into the house with me!"
My wife said, "My daughter has good news for you, what your father said is true!"
My daughter said, "Wow! Dad, you're so handsome! I've never seen you so handsome!
I said, "Assoct girl, I'm angry." I'll go back to the house first!
My daughter said, "Dad! I was wrong, don't be angry!
I said, "Go back to the house and get your business done!"
My daughter said: It's better to be a dad!
When they entered the house, the old people all went back to their rooms to rest. I took out a myelin-cleansing pill and said to my daughter: My daughter has eaten this myelin-cleansing pill and returned to the bathroom in your house. When the strength of the medicine is over, you can take a bath. I'm eating it tomorrow!
My daughter took the pill and swallowed it in one gulp. Then he said to me, "Dad, I'm going back to the house." See you tomorrow morning!
I said: Wife, let's go back to the house, you try this beauty pill first!
My wife said, "Ah! You have that too! How much you have, hand it all over.
I said, "There are 88 more!" Gave away a little bit in the game! People are sophisticated, you can't help but send it!
My wife said: You are a loser! How can you give away so many people! Don't say leave more, and my eldest sister and second sister!
I said, "You take the beauty pill and eat it as a meal!" A person can take one for a lifetime! Isn't it too bad?
My wife said: Why didn't you give it to the Führer?
I said: I just have a few of them, and giving them to the Führer is equivalent to stabbing a hornet's nest! I don't know how to refine this elixir.
My wife said, "Yes! How could I not have thought of it! The Führer is a nest of right and wrong.
I said, "Wife, come and eat one and see what it does!"
My wife said: Husband, you eat one first! You're too stumbling!
I said: Then I'll eat first, and if you don't know me after eating, that's better! I'll open my mouth and eat it, a beauty pill! I'm also a guinea pig again, who called my wife cowardly!
Half an hour later, the effect of the beauty pill was attacked. I don't know who said it, this beauty pill is widely beautiful. I now understand that the marrow is washed. Meat washed bones. Wash the tendons. Yangyan Dan cleanses, washes the skin, and improves body circulation.
On my body, visible to the naked eye, black sludge emerged from the skin. Originally, after eating the marrow washing pill, I felt transparent. Now after eating the beauty pill, I feel that the whole world is different!
After two hours, there is no longer black oil stains from the skin! I'm in the bathroom at this time, I hurry up and take a shower, no one can stand the smell!
I came out of the bathroom, draped in a bath towel. When I came to the bedroom, I compared my wife's tendon meat all over my body!
My wife said: Wow! Husband, you're more handsome! You've gone from a yellow egg to a white egg!
I said, "Do you speak?" I'll beat you to death if you talk nonsense!
My wife said: Domestic violence! I'm ignoring you!
I said: I haven't even touched you, how can it be domestic violence! If you don't eat the beauty pill, then I'll put it away.
My wife said: Husband! I was wrong. People want to eat beauty pills!
I said: Seeing that you have a good attitude, this king will reward a concubine!
My wife took a beauty pill and swallowed it when she opened her mouth. Then he said: Wang Hongchun, I am the queen. I'm not going to let you hook up!
I said, "Ahem!" I didn't look for it, no one else!
My wife said, "Tell you to pay attention to the way you speak!" Remember it next time!
I said: Lafayette, the slave remembers! Won't do it again!
My wife said, "It's ................! Hey, why does it hurt so much, Wang Hongchun, you don't tell me, it hurts to eat this!
I said, "You didn't ask!" Hurry up and go to the bathroom, it will stink for a while, do you think you can sleep in such a stinky environment again, I will sleep with you!
My wife said: I'll come out and settle accounts with you later, you can wait! My wife quickly entered the bathroom!
Two hours later, my wife was draped in a bath towel. Get out of the bathroom. My wife said, "Husband, am I good-looking?"
I said, "Wife, you're getting more and more beautiful." You used to be white, and now I feel whiter. It's more natural. There's another one, you seem to have grown.
My wife said, "Impossible! How old am I, how can I still grow one!
I said, "Wife, if you don't believe me, go to the machine that measures your weight and height." Measure it yourself!
My wife was skeptical and walked over to the machine. Flipping the switch, my wife stood up.
My wife looked at the display data and cheered happily. yes yes yes yes! I'm 170 tall and weigh 100 pounds! My wife pounced on me, and I saw that my wife, the knife when she gave birth to my daughter, is now invisible!
I said: Wife, look at it, the knife on your stomach and the stretch marks want to disappear!
My wife stopped and lifted the bath towel. Then my wife stood there and cried!
I hurriedly ran over, took my wife's hand and said: Wife, don't cry, what are you crying for! Isn't it all a joy today!
My wife said: Today I saw the commemorative tattoo (stretch mark) and the knife wound that followed me. It's all gone, and my height has gone from 160 cm to 170 cm and I'm so happy! I cried when I was excited!
I said, "Isn't that a good thing, you scared me!" Wife, don't dump me in the future!
My wife said, "Look at your performance, maybe!"
I said, "You maybe, look for a draw!" Look at me beckoning!
My wife said: You are cheating! I don't take you like this. My husband spared me, next time I won't dare!
I said: My wife won't play the game today, let's talk about it when my daughter leaves!
My wife said: Okay! Husband, let's go to sleep!
The sun rises in the morning from the east, and the plan of the day lies in the morning. My wife and I are still sleeping, and I don't know what's wrong, I'm in bed today!
But my daughter got up early and ran in the yard of the villa. Suddenly, my daughter heard the sound of fists and kicks adding to each other. Curiously, he followed the sound. When I arrived at the birthplace of the sound, my daughter saw Murphy and Dongfang Xiaobai, learning boxing techniques from each other!
My daughter said: Sister Xiaobai, get up so early, you are practicing boxing!
Dongfang Xiaobai said: Yes! Sister, we do this every morning.
Murphy said: We practiced boxing together when we were young, but we have been doing it for 16 years.
My daughter said: Sister Xiaobai, can you hand it over? The university teaches all about showmanship, and I don't want to learn it!
Dongfang Xiaobai said: Sister Fanfan, if you want to learn boxing, you have found the wrong person. You should go to your dad, your dad's boxing is too good. Neither Murphy nor I can learn it, but you might be able to learn it if you try.
My daughter said: My dad is really good at kung fu?
Murphy said: Yes! Uncle, your kung fu is amazing!
My daughter said, "When the two pigs get up, I'll go to my dad to learn."
Dongfang Xiaobai smiled and said: Haha! Do you say that you are talking about your parents? Let your dad know, it's strange if he doesn't cut you!
My daughter said: This is the affectionate name between us! My dad won't smoke me!
Dongfang Xiaobai said: Fan Fan and his sister, go for a run first. Come back and learn boxing from your father?
My daughter said, "All right! Sister Xiaobai, I'm a middle-distance runner! Be careful!
Dongfang Xiaobai said: Murphy, go back, I will have a meeting with Sister Fanfan.
Murphy informed, turned and went back to his dorm.