Chapter 827: Zero Tolerance for Domestic Violence
As soon as he learned that this earl was not only domestic violence, but also the object of his attack was a pregnant woman, Lin Hehe's anger was ignited.
Therefore, it is natural that the Earl is now overexposed, drawing an extremely graceful parabola in the air, and finally lying on the established landing point in strict accordance with the theorem of mechanics.
Although the earl has relied on his pampering over the years and his continuous autumn fat, he has successfully raised his body size and tonnage to a more terrifying level. But as a cultivator, Lin Hehe, a gorgeous parabola can still satisfy him.
The Earl, who had fallen to the ground, flicked a few times before he staggered to his feet, apparently unable to recover his strength.
"Knight... The lesson is. He shook his head and calmed his dizzy brain a little.
The relieved earl smiled bitterly, but did not show any anger, and seemed to agree with what Lin Hehe had done before.
"What's the matter, after pouring a few taels of yellow soup, you forgot how many catties and taels you had?" Lin Hehe looked at the earl with a smile, and he had the intention of waiting for him to make another mistake, so he waited for a disagreement and then went up to give him an extra set of basic attack combos with Shun Chop.
"Don't dare, don't dare... When I came to my senses, I regretted it too. The Count said with a wry smile.
Generally, after drinking too much and sobering up, there will always be regrets of one kind or another, and many drunken domestic violence is also like this.
It is precisely because of their pleading and retention after sobering up that they are given the possibility of violence after getting drunk next time, Lin Hehe is clear about this situation, after all, there are many such cases in today's statement.
Therefore, Lin Hehe also has zero tolerance for domestic violence, so when he encounters this kind of domestic violence, Lin Hehe is also willing to talk to him well, and by the way, let him experience the feeling of being abused. I don't expect him to know that he shouldn't do it in the future, just that he can experience the same pain.
"So in other words, you're planning to regret it in the future and continue to treat her... Mother and daughter violence? Lin Hehe found a place to sit down, looked at the earl and asked.
Now that he knows the whole story, Lin Hehe is not in a hurry, the Countess's escape may be a good thing for her and the child in her belly, so Lin Hehe is not too worried.
In line with the simple idea of helping people to the end and sending the Buddha to the west, Lin Hehe also decided that he should help the countess well. After all, now that he has undertaken this task, in order to maintain his position among the bounty hunters, Lin Hehe has completed the task.
If the Count is in this state in the future, drinking now, and then doing it, and regretting it after doing it, then it may be a better idea for the Countess to hide outside, which will be beneficial to everyone.
"No... I don't want to it either! The Count held his head in pain, struggling and tangled.
Do you have the confidence to overcome? If you keep it that way, I think it's probably a good idea to have Madame Zun outside. Lin Hehe supported his chin with one hand and banged back and forth on the table with the other, in this way to put pressure on the earl.
"I... I do not know. The Count clutched his head in pain.
Lin Hehe is not unaware of the huge magic power of alcohol, after all, for some drinking friends, the magic of this kind of thing is still very significant. Otherwise, there would be no such thing as a mutual aid association for alcoholics, which also proves from the side that the difficulty of quitting alcohol is estimated to be almost the same level as the difficulty of quitting masturbation.
"Hey, how dare I get your wife back, this is a palliative rather than a cure." Lin Hehe shook his head helplessly and said.
"Hey—" The Earl could only sigh helplessly when he heard this.
"Hey, I have an idea!" Lin Hehe suddenly patted his head and said.
"Knight, but it doesn't hurt to say it." Hearing this, the earl's eyes lit up.
To a certain extent, he still loves his wife, but every time he drinks he forgets his last name, which alcoholics should know.
"Well, I'll please... How about the witch in front of me help your lady make a dress so that you can't touch her, so that she can't touch her, how about you? Lin Hehe said.
This is the benefit of relying on the huge amount of knowledge that he usually reads poetry and books.
There is such a classic scene in the Legend of Journey to the West, the Tai Sui, whose body is a golden retriever, secretly ran to the world, saw that his demon power was incomparable, and finally became a wife killer under extreme expansion and kidnapped the princess of Zhu Ziguo.
As a result, a fairy Lu saw that he was uneven and pulled out a knife to help, so the wide clothes brought the princess a colorful Xia dress, so that the Sai Tai Sui could not get close to her.
So Lin Hehe simply picked up people's teeth and wanted to come to such a show.
"It's... The Earl couldn't hold back anything for a while, which was equivalent to saying, "I'll get you back your wife, but you have to stay alive."
In a sense, it is equivalent to depriving the earl of the right to reproduce, which is almost the same as castration.
"You have to make a choice, otherwise how can I rest assured that your wife will come back and accept your destruction?" Lin Hehe raised his eyebrows, looked at the earl and said.
"Well... Well, it's up to the knights and witches. The Count sighed, and then a compromise was reached.
Essentially, this is still a good man. After all, there are a few people in the world who are willing to trade their reproductive power in exchange.
"Okay, then we'll help you find it, you can go out first." The things that should be asked are probably almost the same, so it's time to unload the mill and kill the donkey.
"There are seniors!" After the earl left the room, Lin Hehe turned back and bowed ninety degrees to the first table honestly.
"You—" The first seat rolled his eyes.
"Seniors can work hard!" For this level of white-eyed attack, Lin Hehe said that he didn't care.
So you can still be cheeky and ask for the first seat.
"Can't you try to find a clue yourself?" The first seat looked at Lin Hehe and asked.
"It's not that I haven't tried it, the main thing is that these clues are too good to hide, and it's hard to find." Lin Hehe shrugged his shoulders and said helplessly.
"Hey...", the first sigh sighed.
Then she slowly walked to the window where the curtains were flying, and slammed the curtain open, revealing a slender footprint on the windowsill.
"You..." she turned her head and looked at Lin with eyes that hated iron but not steel.