"Jingle Bell"

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"Damn alarm clock!" Yan Feng rubbed his eyes. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

The alarm clock also rubbed his eyes, he got up, turned his head, and said unhappily: "Rub, the first thing you say when you open your eyes is that you want me to die." ”

Yan Feng looked at the room and found that the steel pipe had already been prepared, so he said with a smile: "It's still our steel pipe, by the way, what about the old cat and the soldier?" ”

Steel Pipe: "Tonight weekend, they're going to play billiards." ”

Yan Feng immediately lay down after hearing this, and immediately said: "You haven't forgotten to set the alarm clock today, you are really a good alarm clock." ”

The alarm clock looked at Yan Feng in a daze. "What's wrong today?"

Yan Feng said: "Today's weekend." ”

The alarm clock was surprised: "What's wrong with the weekend?" ”

Yan Feng said: "I don't even let go of the weekend, it's really punctual." ”

The steel pipe immediately said: "On time, the rivers and lakes are going to change the sky." Do you know that Kunlun sent a world-shattering master yesterday? As soon as he finished saying this, he immediately patted his mouth again and hurriedly said, "What time is it, alarm clock, do you know what happened last night?" ”

The alarm clock said a little excitedly: "I know, I listened to what our fourth senior brother said yesterday, it was so enjoyable, I was excited to listen to it." A person actually single-handedly saved Kunlun Palace, and as soon as he made a move, he killed the big boss of Kongtong Cave and the brilliant scholar was all over the ground looking for teeth, and I heard that the purple and gold fist gloves of the brilliant scholar were all smashed by this person's sword! How powerful is that? How domineering? ”

The steel pipe put down the chopsticks and said, "Yes, I heard that the Wudang Seven Musketeers of Wudang Guan came later, and the blowing rain led by them wanted to join forces with others." As a result, people only said that it was not the turn of outsiders to interfere in the affairs of Kunlun Palace, and this reply was really amazing! ”

As soon as Yan Feng heard that the other party was talking about himself, he immediately pricked up his ears, and his mouth was almost unbearable.

The alarm clock suddenly said, "Isn't Xiao Feng from the Kunlun faction?" He should have been there yesterday. ”

Gangguan squinted at Yan Feng, and then said: "Just him, he is a miscellaneous person, and when he saw the sword light and sword shadow, the flesh and blood were flying, and he was scared away." ”

After listening to this, Yan Feng deliberately closed his eyes, and then lay quietly on the bed.

The steel pipe glanced at the alarm clock, the alarm clock stretched out his head, he looked at Yan Feng, and suddenly said, "I'm asleep again." ”

Steel pipe: "He's a pig, I say, he's a handyman." Otherwise, we would have spoken earlier, and we would still have to speak? ”

Yan Feng opened his eyes, looked at the ceiling, and said lightly: "You still dance well, don't speak, no one treats you as a dumb person." ”

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"Domineering! This response is absolutely amazing! This is the end of the story! The old cat clapped his hands and walked in calmly.

The steel pipe was stunned for a long time, and he suddenly said: "Damn, didn't you go to play billiards with the soldiers?" How did you come back again? ”

The old cat shook his head and couldn't help but say, "Hey, don't mention it, the ball didn't hit, but the person did." ”

Yan Feng said, "What's the matter?" What about GIs? ”

The old cat said: "Damn, the two of us had a good fight there, but a woman came, and they beat on the table next to us." The soldier peeked at the person and said that this girl is good, with a thin waist and round breasts. When the woman heard this, seven or eight men came and surrounded the soldiers. ”

After hearing this, Yan Feng immediately put on his clothes and said, "You guys go to play billiards early in the morning, you're really sick, damn it, you won't even be allowed to sleep." ”

The alarm clock said: "What early in the morning, it's half a day now." ”

Yan Feng said: "Didn't the alarm clock just go off?" ”

The alarm clock said with an aggrieved face: "I didn't set the alarm clock at 6:50, it was at 10 o'clock." ”

Yan Feng's hand couldn't help but rub his face, and then said, "What happened later? ”

The old cat said: "Later, I was miserable, but fortunately I ran fast." ”

Yan Feng said a little angrily: "Your sister, you coward, how can you run back by yourself?" ”

The old cat said: "I won't come back to find a rescuer, save him." Besides, if I stay there, I must be making up for it, so we won't lose a lot. I'm a cat, so I don't even have this sense of smell. What's more, the soldiers are determined to be soldiers, how to say that they are half soldiers, and those who are soldiers are all solid and have high blood resistance! ”

The steel pipe said urgently: "People like you should be beaten!" When is it, don't talk nonsense about your sister, is it the billiard hall 100 meters diagonally opposite? ”

The old cat said: "The soldier is also broken-mouthed, so it's not bad to let him have a longer memory." ”

Yan Feng got out of bed and put on his shoes, and a sentence popped out of his mouth: "Get out." After saying this, he opened the cabinet, pulled out a steel pipe from it, pinned it to his waist, and continued: "Brothers, let's go." ”

The steel pipe suddenly said: "Big brother, that's my steel pipe." You took my steel pipe, what should I take? ”

Yan Feng couldn't help but glance at the old cat again, he walked over, and then kicked the single table next to him open, tore the four table legs from it, and said fiercely: "You are really calm." It's blind for a GI to make you an unlucky friend. ”

The alarm clock was tall, and he was the first to rush over, picked up a table leg menacingly, and then said, "Let's go, what are you still doing." ”

Yan Feng threw the other one to the steel pipe, kicked the old cat again, and then said, "Don't embarrass our 403 dormitory." ”

The old cat said: "Are you still looking for someone?" Seven or eight on the other side. ”

Yan Feng said: "Let's go first, you go and call someone." With that, he went out.

The old cat hurriedly followed, and then said: "I'd better go, don't beat the GI stupidly, this kid is stupid." ”

Yan Feng said: "Why don't you go to find someone?" ”

The old cat said: "You all go to be beaten, there is one less of me, I still have to join in the fun, who let us be idle, for the sake of four zero three, I still make do with the beating." ”

"Huh." Yan Feng and Steel Pipe were both amused by him.

The four of them went straight to the back door of the north side with a menacing attitude, and then ran towards the Star Billiards Hall.

The old cat said as he ran: "Brothers, you run slower, this momentum, others think you are robbing and killing." ”

Yan Feng walked into this star billiard hall for the first time, this billiard hall was on the negative floor, and the upper two floors were bars and song halls. The further down he went, the more he felt a sense of oppression.

He walked down the iron staircase and saw the GI lying on the ground, while a red-haired girl with a whip was whipping him, scolding as she went: "Let you watch the old lady!" I'll gouge out your eyes next time! The old lady's breasts are not big! Is the waist thin? Isn't it good-looking? You poor mountain cannon! The old lady is also what you are talking about? ”

There were eight people around, all of them grinning and laughing, as if watching a clown in a black and white world begging on his knees.

Yan Feng knew the dignity of a person who was determined to be a soldier, he saw the soldier lying on the ground and being whipped with a leather whip by a woman, his heart suddenly dripped blood, and he shouted excitedly: "Stop!" ”

The eight people turned their heads at the same time, and the sturdy man with yellow hair and tattoos on his head suddenly said coldly: "Damn, how old are you?" When the rescuers still have to figure out how many pounds and taels they have, they think it's fragrant when they don't eat. You think you're a dog! ”

A few people next to him burst into laughter.

After hearing this, Yan Feng gritted his teeth, and he walked over to this person.

The yellow-haired man was in his thirties, his face was dark, although he was not tall, but he had big shoulders and a round waist, and at first glance he was the kind of murderous person who often mixed up. He waited for Yan Feng to come to him, then pointed to his head, stretched out his head, and said with a smile: "Do you know who I am?" I'm you Li Sanye, in Shimen Street, who doesn't know me Li Sanye? Come!.. Hit here, take the bricks and shoot here! Do you dare? If you don't dare to shoot me, let me shoot you! Grass Nima! ”

Yan Feng suddenly pulled out the steel pipe on his waist and knocked it down at once! The yellow-haired man suddenly felt that his eyes were black, and blood flowed down his scalp.

The red-haired girl suddenly cried in fright, and she cried: "Killed, he killed the third brother." ”

The alarm clock standing next to Yan Feng couldn't help but burst out with a sentence: "This kid is so stupid." ”

The old cat said: "This typical will not die if you don't die, and you will be the boss at this level, and it is estimated that the IQ of the people below is lower." ”

As soon as the old cat finished speaking, the remaining seven people on the opposite side immediately rushed towards Yan Feng! Two of them pulled out two machetes from the back of their chairs!

Yan Feng stepped forward in one step, then lifted his foot and directly kicked the chin of the person in front, and then he heard a snap, as if it was a bone tear, and this person didn't say a word, just lay on the ground motionless.

The steel pipe, the old cat, the soldier, and the alarm clock were all stunned, how could they have thought that Yan Feng would fight so hard, almost deadly, and he shot twice, knocking down two people in an instant.

The soldier also stood up at this time, wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, clenched his fist and hit the other person!