[The first thing to do to become a qualified paladin is to believe in the Light!] ］

It's miserable - if the subject of the light is mentioned -

Desi―dera―tus――Fatum！

What a strong system setting!

Accompanied by a deafening, magnificent and tragic background sound effect, Galeries Lafayette issued a very severe reprimand to Su Weasel. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

[Point 2 - Don't test my patience, boy!] ］

What, such a grumpy old man actually has the word "patience" in his dictionary? Then you should use it for me!

Patience, also known as patience, patience. It means that you are not impatient, not bored, keep a gentle and warm mood for everything, and insist on completing tasks that may be very fucked up, such as patiently waiting for the other party's time rope to burn to ashes and then attacking quickly, is excellent patience. Patient people, like [Natpag], can hang fish by the river for a whole day, while impatient people, like [Milhouse], say that you will wait, and when he has ten mana, he jumps out in two rounds, which is really impulsive.

[Ahem, boy, listen patiently, it's time to make really useful requests to you...... ］

It turns out that you also know that what you said earlier is useless, Lafayette.

[Third, develop a strong body!] ］

"Woohoo! Strong physique! ”

Knock knock!

[What do you want to do beating your chest like a gorilla!] ］

"Hot blood! I want to make our plot exciting! Hear this—I'm going to be—the man of the legendary players! How can it be- just fall here in Area 25! ”

[The lines are very hot-blooded, and the action is still like being in the tropics.] ］

Galeries Lafayette said with great experience, why exercise your body? Because, such as [Arcane Missile] [Flame Juggler] [Crazy Bombardier] (that is, Erwuzai) and other common cards, the stupid attacks of the ogre clan are not directed, and they can actually be dodged if they exercise a flexible and reliable body, and besides, with heavy weapons such as the Paladin's exclusive [True Silver Holy Sword] in the future, they can't swing it handsomely without enough strength.

Well, well, in order to be a dashing swordsman...... Paladin, this month, let's start training in the gym!

"In that case, Lafayette, I will definitely skip class and go to the gymnasium for training in the future!"

[Why did you add the word skipping class...... ］

At the beginning of this month, the academy welcomed an official guest from Blizzard, the surging Gianna teacher, which made the ladder even more turbulent. Her Hearthstone career planning class has played a very good role in calling for a large number of students with professional skills and full of energy.

This month's ladder, the academy, there are players everywhere in the quick duel, Gianna is not only responsible for teaching ladder skills, but also responsible for increasing the odds of matching students on campus.

This allows players from the same house to communicate better and create a good atmosphere for the game. If the students who speak disrespectfully are sorry and comfortable in the card game, it is easy to be found out when they return to reality, and they can't escape the fate of real PK.

In addition, Hearthstone players can easily become single due to their fast hand speed, so this increase in the campus match rate has also triggered a gimmick of Hearthstone couples holding hands offline, attracting a group of single players.

The dog and the board tied the knot through the game Hearthstone, and gave birth to the good baby Wang Xiaoban's human-beast love story is a household name, comparable to Xu Xian and Bai Suzhen in the past - but considering the peace of Banniang, it can also be said to be a good story of wishing Bantai a woman to dress up as a man and Liang Goubo can't see it at all.

Alas, novice friends don't pay attention, it's the beginning of the month called [Hell Mode], and it's the time when the rankings haven't stabilized yet, and the players' strength is uneven. Although the Hearthstone system has taken control of the rule of not refreshing each region, but only the ranking of the region, there is also a large difference in player strength among the regions. It is very likely that the situation is that the last game has just abused people, this game has been sanctioned, and the competition is extremely chaotic, which is of little reference to see if you are making progress and formulating tactics, and players who are not strong enough to be invincible should not try it easily, and there is a wave at the end of the month, and you should have a good rest at the beginning of the month.

Su Weasel has the experience of last month, this month, let's not join in the fun, the first step is to follow the way of the paladin of Galeries Lafayette, exercise and strengthen yourself.

In terms of fitness, just find an expert Zhang Yichi!

When Zhang Yichi was found, he was wearing a red cross nurse's hat on his head, and he was wearing a small and delicate nurse's uniform, which was about to be stretched out.

"Wow, the eyes, the eyes seem to see something unclean!"

Zhang Yichi walked over with a twist and asked with concern: "Ah, Su Weasel, there is something wrong with your eyes?" Hurry up, I'm going to operate on you, you have to sew your mouth up first! - Brains need to be replaced! ”

"What an idiot! You're a pastor, not a nurse! ”

"What, aren't the two about the same, I also want to improve my professional ability."

"Then burn your uniform! Come with me to get some exercise! ”

"Huh? Didn't you just wear the uniform of your profession to the ladder? ”

"If you destroy the illusion of subduing control like this, you will be killed in the ...... of the current chaotic ladder"

In this way, Su Weasel, who has newly turned into a holy knight, takes Zhang Yichi, a fitness man who has newly turned into a priest, skips class every day to go to the gymnasium to strengthen his physique, a professional combination of a meat shield and a treatment will be very reliable on the virtual battlefield, and the realistic combination of a fool and an idiot will no one dare to mess with it in school.

Since Zhang Yichi made his name as a fitness man, he couldn't see the person lying in the dormitory more than his physique in his lifetime, in fact, he didn't exercise much, this time he was pulled by Su Weasel, and he carried out special training on Su Weasel in the gymnasium for strength and agility, and he just recovered his strength.

Half a month has passed, and the fourth requirement mentioned by Lafayette [improving mental arithmetic and oral arithmetic], the two of them are still at a loss, and they don't know what to do - the two crane tails of the academy are more math than anyone else......

Damn, whether it's advanced mathematics or engineering mathematics, even if the scores of the two people combined, they can't pass!

Su Weasel thought, can you rely on the friendship with Liangyi's classmates on the first night - phew, bah, it is the friendship of the night at the beginning of the month, and trouble Liangyi's classmates to make up for them?

Although this kind of make-up class can make him fully enjoy the process of loving tutoring, but if he has a poor foundation, he will end up making Liangyi's classmates angry, and finally return to exercising flexibility......

While you're exercising, take a look at the video of Callento's Ladder Road, a famous Tier 1 player who reached the top last month.

Although I can't get there, I yearn for it, and I see that others are using their own exclusive orange cards seriously, and it's not like the down-and-out orange card like Lao Wen Lafayette is also quite exciting-it's just that after a while, the live broadcast was switched to the room of the seductive beauty--The female anchor is dressed exactly the same as Zhang Yichi was before, the uniform is seductive, extraordinarily enchanting, and she doesn't do anything, but she gives people the same stuffy feeling that she wants to start taking a shower.

Therefore, in training, the energetic Zhang Yichi Shuang is about to ascend to the sky, but Su Weasel on the side still has a dusty fate. Even when he bowed his head to exercise, the slender shadow of Liangyi Yi's shirt rippled in his heart from time to time.

Will and when she come to the gym to practice karate? I can't meet in the game, I really want to have another chance encounter in the gymnasium, and it's good for her to meet the mood of her efforts to save the defeat.

He ran at a constant speed on the treadmill and sighed: "Alas, I'm really useless, I talked to the squad leader several times, but I still couldn't convince her to take me to play Hearthstone together." ”

Zhang Yichi, who was lying down and lifting a barbell, looked surprised, and Su Weasel hurriedly went to see if the female anchor had been blocked beyond the scale.

Unexpectedly, Zhang Yichi said: "Su Weasel, I found out that you have changed ...... recently."

"Haha, yes, I also think I'm getting handsome, and I'm not so blind occasionally."

“…… I didn't mention the word handsome at all, stupid! ”

"Oh? That's -- getting stronger? Thanks to so many days of exercising with you, I was able to get visibly strong in such a short period of time, so I was able to advertise it......"

"It's not an idiot......"

"Then you just hurry up and say it, big idiot!"

"I'm going to prepare chicken soup for the soul, what are you anxious about!!"

"Oh......"

"If you want to talk about you...... I wouldn't have thought of convincing a girl, let alone convincing the Liangyi squad leader who often broke your bones, and now, I'm so brave enough to talk......"

"Ahaha, when you say that, it's really possible that after playing Hearthstone, I became brave and strong."

In the face of the ferocious monsters, Su Weasel was gradually able to face them bravely, even if it was a watermelon, he dared to smash it up.

"Although it looks silly and stupid on the surface, you who have been silently bearing the heavy mountain of the penultimate grade have ...... in your heart It must be very uncomfortable! In front of me, a classmate with better grades than you, I can't hold my head up all the time......"

"As soon as you have changed, you have to be beaten more and more......"

“…… Anyway, you're a lot happier now, aren't you? ”

It's not so much that I have become brave and strong, but rather that I have the confidence in my mentality, and I accept the fact that my current strength is low, and I have a strong desire to change it.

The misunderstanding of insisting that he would be on the chicken list was stupid before, but I didn't think that on the other hand, it could also be said to be a long-lost expression of self-confidence. In the past, in the academy, the list of awards was announced, and I wouldn't take the time to look at it, so I definitely didn't have myself anyway.

"Speaking of Hearthstone, I just hit level 1 yesterday and got a card called Sergeant, I don't know if it's good or not--hey, look at it." Zhang Yichi took out a card - [Shouting Sergeant],

Immediately, a 1/1 soldier dressed in a sergeant-level non-commissioned officer uniform appeared in front of him, with thick arms, crossed his waist, and shouted at the top of his voice: "Come and have a good fight, coward!" ”

This sergeant is not ordinary, he has extraordinary skills, and when he appears, he can help an entourage instantly gain 2 attack damage.

"Hello lord, when are you going to invite me to a glass of rum?"

The shouting sergeant was really loud, and he said in a loud voice.

Zhang Yichi patted the sergeant's strong chest very naturally: "When the settlement is settled at the end of this month, we will go to the Golden Hearthstone Square to drink!" ”

Su Weasel said with envy: "It looks like two ...... Father and son! ”

It seems that the celebration dinner at the end of the month has been booked.

Zhang Yichi came over and whispered to Su Weasel: "He is my eldest brother...... You know, I chose a wet nurse to play with my hand for a while, and this big brother's blood limit is only a little bit, and he can't milk him if he wants to......"

Is there such a thing? A sucker! - When I knock him with a flagpole for 0.1 blood, won't I be able to milk!

"Also, I don't have any other retinue now, when I was arranging the ladder, as soon as I summoned this sergeant, I had to add attack power to the entourage on the opposite side, it was really a suicide artifact......"

Belch...... And this kind of thing?

"Well, although I got one more suicide weapon, from this month onwards, I'm going to start rushing to the sky in earnest, and we'll see you at the Golden Hearthstone Square at the end of the month!"

Another keyboard warrior is in action......

At the end of the month, the Golden Hearthstone Square is really a place where laughter and tears coexist.

Thinking that if I didn't go to the Golden Hearthstone Square that day, I wouldn't be so sad, but if I really didn't go, I wouldn't have the opportunity to be alone with Liangyi's classmates for so long, and then develop into an ordinary friend relationship like now who can talk to her generously......

What will happen at the end of this month?

In the middle of his thoughts, Lafayette spoke in Su Weasel's ear.

[Boy, come to Shining Gold Town, there is something important to discuss.] ］

Hey, is Galeries Lafayette going to transform into a real orange card?

"Yichi, I have something to talk to [the infantry of Shining Gold Town]."

"Then get out, dead."

"Oh."

Su Weasel immediately took out the [Shining Gold Town Infantry].

Virtual reality.

It's not like usual, Lao Wen came out and chatted with "stinky boy, stinky boy", and now, there is no Lao Wen.

In front of him, there was only an empty gate to the town of Shining Gold.

The door is locked.

There was a warm message from Lao Wen on the door - "Stinky boy, do you still want to sneak in to play?" No way! The word "door" was crossed with a red pen and changed to "key".