After posting the post, Yang Ming found a movie on the Internet to watch when he was idle, and he fell asleep in bed in a daze.

When I woke up again, it was already late afternoon and it was a little dark. Yang Ming was completely woken up. It looks like there's a concert going on in the next room!

Rubbing his eyes and listening carefully, Bai Yuxuan was singing, it should be a foreign language song, and it was quite good. However, the temper of the people who were woken up was not very good. However, Yang Ming still held back, but he couldn't sleep anymore.

Turn on the computer, log in to the game, and the network speed is actually a lot better. At this time, a game invitation appeared, and if you look closely, it is Huang Xiaochen. Decisively agreed, and queued together.

Originally, if Huang Xiaochen was himself, the ranking should be the king's game, but the record of Yang Ming's account was completely miserable by his own scourge! So now the rankings are all platinum and diamond rounds.

This is relaxing for Huang Xiaochen, but it is still a high challenge for Yang Ming. After a while, enter the selection interface.

Huang Xiaochen directly chose the Wind Sword Hao Yasuo, which is obviously a mid-laner. Yang Ming still typed immediately: "Fifth floor assistance, if you don't give it, you will send it!" ”

The other three were helpless! Who is sick and still grabbing the auxiliary position?

But before the three of them could type, they saw a blatant avatar appear on the fifth floor: Bounty Hunter!

"Spare your life, brother!"

"The auxiliary positions are all given to you, don't scare us so much!"

"It's like this now!"

Yang Ming was a little confused. At this time, Huang Xiaochen chatted privately: "You don't know, since the bounty competition of your head tactics is over, a good AP bounty assistance for sending people to the entire national uniform has suddenly appeared. As a result, the rank of not killing people fell scary. Now seeing the AP bounty support, everyone is scared! ”

Yang Ming was speechless, what kind of trouble! Blame me!

Before Yang Ming could speak, one of the guys noticed Yang Ming's ID: GG, Lao Ju! So he was frightened and said, "O deity! Help me! I'd rather hang up than rank! ”

The interface disappeared, and it really exited! Also queue up from the new.

When! Became a ranked cancer? When you see yourself, hang up and quit the game immediately! Are you kidding?

At this time, Huang Xiaochen also made up the knife: "You quietly, don't you know that you are already a tumor in the national service?" Infamous! Hurry up and change your trumpet, I'll wait for you. ”

Yang Ming's stubborn temper has come up, no! With such a big national uniform and so many people, I don't believe that there is no one who is brave and not afraid of death! Hang up the number and rank with Yang Ming, which one do you choose?

I choose death!

And it turned out that a miraculous thing happened! All the teammates who matched were shocked when they saw Yang Ming's nickname, and said that they left their names in the front row, and then decisively hung up and quit the game!

What a breakdown in my heart! You're also at the diamond level, that's it!

In desperation, Yang Ming had no choice but to find a few people from Fushengjun, who were all in the game, and they would finish the fight after a while. Yang Ming said worriedly: "Come on, take me to lie down and win." Don't pity me because I'm a delicate flower! ”

Fusheng-kun: "We're already very tired from the competition, don't be so embarrassed about us!" ”

Shanzi: "My girlfriend called me, I'm busy first!" ”

Dirty mud: "I'm just a golden rank, don't make trouble"

Huang Xiaochen: "Forget it, I'm scared when I think about you, I'll match myself first!" ”

Yang Ming in front of the computer looked confused! What's the situation, there is a supernatural event today! Disliked by the team members, people they don't know, and even people who serve the whole country!

Isn't this equivalent to being disliked by the whole country! Are you forcing me to switch to foreign service? What the hell! Don't scare me! I'm just a kid!

In the end, Yang Ming started the ranking journey of the national uniform by himself. And he also spent money to change an ID, because he felt that his current ID, to be honest, was toxic!

That's right! It's that the ID is toxic! It's a very deep, very terrible poison! This poison is called: Picking the feet of the vegetable! And the name Lao Ju is not obvious to let people beat themselves!

This name also has a history, the first contact with the game League of Legends was Yang Ming's other classmates, and later took Yang Ming to practice the new number in the new area.

Since it was several people together, it was almost the same name, so the most devastating names in history appeared, namely:

00 old chrysanthemum 00!

00 Old Cripple 00!

00 old calf 00!

Why is it an old word? Who knows! Why is it called that? Who knows! Maybe it's because I knew a friend who played the league called Daisy, and all of my name was Lao Dai! Nima, this is too heavy!

The two classmates, the old cripple and the old calf, hadn't seen each other for a long time, but they hadn't changed their names.

Ahem, so Yang Ming summed it up, he didn't become the strongest king, and he blamed the name for being bad and poisonous! If your skills are not good, you can blame the name for not sounding good and poisonous! If you don't move well, you blame the name for being bad and poisonous! If you don't support yourself, you can blame the name for being bad and poisonous! I keep giving away people's heads, and I blame the name for being bad and poisonous! I became the engine of group annihilation, and I blame the name for being unpleasant and poisonous! Sometimes I have a poor memory, and I blame the name for being bad and poisonous! I will be hungry after eating, and I blame the name for not sounding good and poisonous! I don't have enough money to spend, and I blame the name for being bad and poisonous! I broke up, and I blamed the name for being bad and toxic! I failed the course. It's all because the name is not good and poisonous! Chinese football can't get out of the line, it's all because the name is not good and poisonous! The Chinese team couldn't win the S Series Finals, and the name was not good and poisonous! The Philippines has been bouncing in the South China Sea, and it is all blamed for its bad and poisonous name! Little Japan in fishing. The island is jumping, and it's all because the name is not good and poisonous!

All in all, in short, it's all because the name doesn't sound good and poisonous!!

The current old cripple is still struggling in the bronze 5 rank, and the old calf has said goodbye to the game, it must be because the name is not good and poisonous!

Yes, that's it! The more Yang Ming thought about it, the more it made sense! It makes so much sense! I'm a philosopher myself!

agreed to charge some money to buy a name change card, at this time, a bigger problem appeared! Yang Ming, as a senior perfectionist, is a senior perfectionist. Virgo possessed! It's a tangled thing for naming this kind of thing, it's just tangled to death! Otherwise, he wouldn't have given up on himself at the beginning, what is Lao Ju!

Okay, okay, anyway, it's already turned over, Yang Ming has already started daydreaming, and when he finishes changing his name, he will be the king along the way, the main output of the team, the dialogue with the big devil, sitting on the female anchor, it's okay to make an appointment with fans, and go to the pinnacle of life! OMG! It's too shameless and corrupt, but why is there some inexplicable excitement when you think about it!

Then this name is so important that it determines the path of the future life! What should it be called? Why don't you imitate the pros? For example: Clinton spicy dance? UZL？ Spicy next door? MAYA？ Breaking? NIsaya？ PPT？

After thinking about it, Yang Ming decided to go his own way and let others be trapped! So solemnly marked his new ID on it.

"Kill my team first, friend?"

This book originated from reading books