After all, people's poems pay attention to rhyme and rhyme, and they are standard seven-character quatrains: as for the four sentences that he reads casually, it is really smooth. Regardless of the annoyance, it is not even the basic rhyme that is followed! You must know that in Pingshui rhyme, the words "Ge" and "He" belong to the "Five Songs" part of Xia Pingsheng, while the word "broken" is the "Twenty-one)" part of the voice, and they can't be put together.

After reading these four crooked poems and venting the anger in his chest, Sun Yuanqi immediately regretted it: I remember yesterday's old man's thousands of instructions and instructions, so that he must be patient when he meets colleagues, and he must not hurt his face because of his momentary anger. Who would have thought that there would be so much in this cup that he would forget all this advice!

Of course, the crooked poetry is also recited, but the things described in this slip of the tongue are a kind of unspeakable weapon of killing, how can you distinguish it from this group of Hanlin officials who have not kept the door open?

Forget it, if you can't tell, don't say it. Thinking of this, Sun Yuanqi pretended to be drunk for twelve points, and threw his hand to everyone at the table: "The younger generation is not strong enough to drink, so retire first." Seniors, please Haihan! “

After saying that, without waiting for the people at the table to stay, he staggered out of the room. Let Lao Zheng, who was waiting outside the door, know the money, lie down in the pride himself, and suddenly collapsed inside, unconscious.

Let's say that after Sun Yuanqi left, there was a cold scene on the wine table for a while. After a while, Zhu Ruzhen jumped up, folded her arms and shouted: "This crooked poem chanted by Ye Hanlin is so similar to the anti-poem inscribed by Song Jiang and Jiangzhou in Xunyang Tower!" The ancients said that poetry is like its people. Don't deceive me! This person's wolf ambition is clearly revealed. Why don't I play it together and join him? ”

Xu Zexin shook his head slightly: "The limerick poem he reads, the first sentence of "Kyushu is turbulent, and it is a bit of a hindrance." However, the second sentence "how can a sour Confucian article" is just a curse, written into the notebook, I'm afraid it's a little annoying to read the saint, right? "Look at my thunderclap, a sentence, admitting that it is a firecracker? Foreign cannons? Thunder? I don't know. The last sentence, "It frightened the gall of all nations1, and it was a foreign country, and it had nothing to do with me." If it is played, it will not be able to escape" There is a reason for the incident, there is no evidence, eight words, and he will be punished with a punishment of reprimanding and demotion. You know, he is the grandson of Sun Shouzhou Zhongtang, if he tears his face with him, I'm afraid it's not beautiful, right? ”

After a pause, he said: "Furthermore, even if it is attached, it is better not to use Song Jiang's anti-poems, but it is better to use the anti-thief Huang Chao's "Fu Ju" at the end of the Tang Dynasty." ”

Zhu Ruzhen blushed a little when she heard him. It turned out that the anti-poem he said was the thirty-ninth chapter of "Water Margin", Song Jiang inscribed the poem on the Xunyang Tower after being drunk, and the whole poem was: "The heart is in Shandong, the body is in Wu, and the river and the sea are full of sighs." If he is Ling Yunzhi, he dares to laugh at Huang Chao's husband. "It's really a bit similar to Sun Yuanqi's smooth talk. But when it comes to the characters in Song Jiangzhong, that poem is naturally fictional, and it is naturally inappropriate to use it for comparison. Moreover, in the eyes of orthodox literati, "Water Margin" belongs to the "book of thieves" that teaches and induces people to break the law and bad hearts, and for a period of time, it was strictly forbidden to publish and circulate and collect it. Usually everyone reads it every day, naturally it doesn't matter, but you can write it into the fold and use it to attack others and rebel, it's a bit like a bird and a crow falling on a pig to see others black, but not see yourself black!

Xu Zexin's recommendation of Huang Chao's "Fu Ju after the first step", the full poem is: "When autumn comes on September 8, I will kill a hundred flowers after the flowers bloom." The heavenly incense array penetrates Chang'an, and the city is full of golden armor! "It's also a little similar to Sun Yuanqi's smooth talk. He recommended it to Zhu Ruzhen, naturally hoping that Zhu Ruzhen could make a break and impeach Sun Yuanqi. If you succeed, of course, everyone is happy: if you don't succeed, you have nothing to do with yourself. Even if Sun Yuan starts up again, this account can't be recorded on his head.

Zhu Ruzhen was just shouting happily, seeing that everyone had no intention of doing anything, she actually had already stopped thinking about participating in the performance.

Chen Botao, the eldest, said faintly at this time: "This son harbors evil intentions, and he will be able to be a thief in the future!" “

Everyone on the seat has read the scriptures and history, and naturally knows that Chen Botao's "must be able to be a thief" is an allusion from "The New Language of the World": "On the side of Shi Chong, there are often ten Xu maids and servants, all of whom are beautifully dressed and decorated. The genus of nail decoction powder and agarwood juice are all ready. and with the new clothes ordered, the customer is ashamed and can not be as sideways. General Wang went, took off his old clothes, put on new clothes, and looked proud. The group of maids said to each other: This guest will be able to be a thief! The "General Wang" mentioned in the story was Wang Dun, a famous minister in the early years of the Eastern Jin Dynasty, who worked with Wang Dao to assist Sima Rui in establishing the Eastern Jin Dynasty regime. In the first year of Yongchang (Mian Nian), Wang Dun attacked Jiankang in the name of punishing Liu Huai, defeated the imperial army, appointed himself prime minister, killed Zhou Ba and others, controlled the imperial court in Wuchang, and once wanted to seek power and usurp the throne. It is known as the "Wangdun Rebellion" in history. It is used by Wang Dun to compare Sun Yuanqi, which naturally alludes to praise and depreciation, and has both praise and depreciation, and depreciation is greater than praise.

Listening to Chen Botao's words, everyone couldn't help but nod secretly.

Only Liu Chunshuang was thinking in his heart: You all say that "poetry is like its people" and say that the poems he made are anti-poems, why can't you think of Zhao Kuangyin, and can't you think of the poem "Before leaving the bottom of the sea, thousands of mountains are black, only to reach the sky and all the countries are bright"? Having said that, this Sun Yuanqi is really an interesting person, and the next time we meet, I will definitely have a good chat with him.

Besides, Sun Yuanqi, who was as drunk as mud, was carried back to his apartment in Houhai by his proud son, and slept until five or six o'clock in the evening. When I opened my eyes, the room was dark. The liquor at the end of the Qing Dynasty was not blended with edible alcohol, and it was all made from pure grains. When I woke up drunk, my head didn't hurt, but I was top-heavy and disgusted in my chest.

Sun Yuanqi was so thirsty that he wanted to get up and get some tea to drink, but he felt that his hands and feet were weak, and it took him half a day to sit up on the bed. There were people outside, and when they heard the movement, they hurriedly entered the house. Seeing that it was Lao Zhao, he wanted to say that he was thirsty, but his mouth was open for a long time, and his dry and hoarse voice didn't make any sound, so he had to reluctantly point to his mouth.

Lao Zhao said: "Master, do you want to drink water?" ”

Sun Yuanqi nodded slightly.

Lao Zhao hurriedly took a large bowl of cold white boil and served Sun Yuanqi to finish drinking. Only then did he say: "Master, someone from the old lady's mansion just now, after you sober up, you will talk about it in the house." ”

Uncle and grandfather are in such a hurry to find themselves, what is the hurry? Sun Yuanqi didn't dare to slack off, washed his face with well water, and ate a few more teeth of chilled watermelon before he felt a little sober. hurriedly sat back in the pride and was carried all the way to Lianzi Hutong.

The porter had already received instructions from the boss, and when he saw Sun Yuanqi, he hurriedly took him to the study to receive him. But Sun Yuanqi's hands and feet were still soft, and he swayed left and right in these few steps. The concierge had to half-support and half-drag, and sent Sun Yuanqi to the door of the study, and then retreated.

When I entered the study, I saw the old man reading under the dim oil lamp. Sun Yuanqi hurriedly stepped forward and kowtowed to say goodbye, but the old man didn't know how to be too engrossed, or deliberately pretended not to see, and was silent for a long time. For this uncle and grandfather, Sun Yuanqi was in awe. It can even be said that in the entire Qing Dynasty, he is the only one who can make Sun Yuanqi kowtow willingly. Seeing that he was silent, Sun Yuanqi didn't dare to get up by himself.

After half a cup of hot tea, the boss put down the scroll and asked with a straight face, "I heard that you went drinking with your colleagues at noon today?" ”

"Yes." Sun Yuanqi replied respectfully.

"I heard you still write poetry?"

“……“…… Is the old man a tailwind, clairvoyant, or leaf? No matter what you do, you can't escape the grasp of his old man! At the moment, he could only honestly answer, "Yes." ”

"Yo, Baixi, are you a good guy? Or have you watched too much of "Water Margin"? When did you learn to write anti-poems? Although the old man spoke kindly, anyone could feel his anger.

"Nephew, that's drunk gibberish......" ......

The old man sneered: "I'm afraid that others will think that you are drunk and spit out the truth!" “

Sun Yuanqi was afraid that the old man's liver was too strong, his old man was so old, if there was a mistake, then there would be no redemption. didn't defend at the moment, just bowed his head and admitted his mistake: "My nephew is wrong!" “

"Stupid! Ridiculous! Immature! When the old man said this, he slapped the table heavily, shaking the brush and water injection on the table, "What did the old man tell you yesterday?" How do you forget it all overnight? Those old Hanlin, who have been in the stacks of books all their lives and can't get out, what do you care about with him? Don't you think you're hurting your worth? ……“……

The boss reprimanded Sun Yuanqi for half an hour in a storm, before calming down the anger in his chest, and finally said: "In the Analects, it is said, "Don't be wrong" Baixi, you have to eat a trench and grow wise, and you can't be willful and talk nonsense in the future, remember? ”

"Nephew remembers!"

I thought that the boss would be able to get up at this point.

You must know that after kneeling for so long, your legs have long been swollen and painful.

The old man said again: "Since you have fallen out with your colleagues, it is inconvenient for you to stay in the Hanlin Academy for a long time. In this way, after the New Year, we will see if there are any errands, and let you out to experience a few years, and by the way, you will have a long experience. ”

"Huh?" Sun Yuanqi suddenly exclaimed in surprise: How many years have you been out to practice? And what about the school!

The old man seemed to guess Sun Yuanqi's thoughts, and said, "Why, can't you let go of your school?" In the past few years, you have been abroad for half a year or a year, and the school is fine, isn't it? Now that you are in the country, how can you not let go! Besides, are you going to keep this school for the rest of your life? After a hundred years, if you die, will the school be stopped? ”

“……“……

"I've made up my mind, let's start preparing when you go back!" The old lady said categorically.

Now, Sun Yuanqi had no choice but to give in and reluctantly said, "Oh. ”

"Then get up, don't kneel." Only then did the old man pardon Sun Qiangqi's kneeling sentence.

As a result, Sun Yuanqi tossed on the ground for a long time, but he didn't get up yet. The old man saw that Sun Yuanqi didn't make a chair back across the desk, so he asked, "What's wrong?" What else? ”

Sun Yuanqi replied helplessly: "My legs are numb on my knees, and I can't stand up for a while........." (To be continued.)