At the beginning, we were all children - Wang Shi and Aunt Wang were classmates in high school, but Wang Shi's face was the same as his thief skills, and he was very deceptive and hidden his identity, but when he was in high school, he already looked like a person in his forties and fifties, and Aunt Wang was still a cute girl with the most cute height difference with him, so they were like a pair of close father and daughter, and they rehearsed a very shameful youth campus program together - "Dad and I Prepare for the College Entrance Examination Together". Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Really after graduating from high school, Aunt Wang studied abroad and went to Canada, Wang Shi was originally going to go to the beautiful country to rob the rich and help the poor, knowing the news, in line with the psychology of women and husbands, he also came to Canada with him, ostensibly as a well-known alumnus of the University of Waterloo, but actually a firefighter in uniform Play, whose main job is to extinguish the fiery red maple leaves on the mountain.

Moreover, due to the time difference, Master Wang occupied the screen of Kyushu's live broadcast all night because of his complex and magical skills and self-deprecating and funny commentary, and slowly became the well-known "Dirty Ding", but Aunt Wang is still the Aunt Wang who is not very cold to Dirty Ding.

Usually, Aunt Wang is busy with her studies, and her intersection with water friends is limited to flashing "Hello everyone" and temporarily interrupting Master Wang's wonderful live broadcast with wonderful fists and feet off the screen, so that he can be a cow and a horse for a while.

Yes!

Hearing this, Su Weasel couldn't help but sigh with emotion, it turns out that in this world, there are also famous people who are as complicated and entangled as himself and Liangyi's classmates, and who use violence to express their feelings.

However, fate is destined, and seven points depend on alcohol.

Finally, on the day of the New Year, because of drunkenness, Aunt Wang showed her strength, that is, the reason why Dirty Ding was fascinated by it, and sent her own wonderful concert, she is very good at turning a good song into a car accident scene, and also good at turning a car accident scene into a good song, in addition, there is also an exotic ukulele, and the recommended tracks are "Little Hands Holding Big Hands", "CountonYou".

Since then, every time the thief is broadcast live, there will be sailors who come to ask questions earnestly.

"Is Aunt Wang going to commit a crime with you?"

"What about domestic violence? I want to see domestic violence! ”

"What about the show? Who wants to see Hearthstone! ”

"What about concerts? My roommate really wanted to hear it again before he died! ”

……

Later, Wang Shi and Aunt Wang attended Andro Dog's wedding, an unprecedented Hearthstone event, and blessed the happy couple.

In the end, Wang Shi successfully married Maomao.

"Evil, ahhhh Why not Aunt Wang! ”

When Su Weasel heard the ending of this poignant love story, he almost lifted the bed that lay down on the shallow death of the storyteller.

"That's the way it is......"

Huh.

Su Weasel sighed.

As a fellow thief, the information of the shallow death may not be complete, but what can be said must be accurate.

"So, this is an opponent who uses stealing to cover up the endless pain in his heart, an opponent who is affectionate and righteous, and an opponent who has escaped from low-level interests and fallen directly into bad tastes......"

"So? Is his weakness Aunt Wang or a cat? ”

"It's complicated, Aunt Wang lives in a meager situation now, and cats live in werewolf killing, if you want to kidnap them, you have to go to different virtual worlds......"

"Kidnapping is a crime!"

"Indeed, if you want to kidnap, it seems that [Waiting for an Opportunity] + [Stuffy Stick] on my side can do it, but the worlds they are in are different from the Hearthstone world, not by the strength of the card deck, but by the level of the recharge of the Joy member......"

"They all said that I won't kidnap anymore, and I have to play cards to win him!"

"Oh, that's right."

In disappointment, he silently put away the proposed recharge and upgrade membership plan, the roadmap of the kidnapping, and the ransom letter that forced Wang Shi to release the water, and stopped talking.

Puff was lying on another bed at the moment, propping his head, swinging his feet back and forth, saying that he had opened the player's profile, and seemed to be talking to himself: "Wang Shi's style, the same greed as asking for no greed, and more funny, if the situation tends to be in his favor, he will show his theft skills as much as possible, including [Boasting Pirates], [Undercity Traders], [Plagiarism], [Chrysanthemum Tea] and a series of cards will be used first, then, In the performance stage of using the latter two spells that are not helpful to the scene for the time being, he can take advantage of this opportunity to seize the scene in one fell swoop, anyway, most of the knight's cards are so weak, and if they steal it, they will steal it, unless they steal a set of life dedication, otherwise this scene will still not be able to grab it back. ”

"Ah, that makes sense—thank you puff then!"

"I didn't talk to anyone!"

Tsundere, absolute tsundere.

Su Weasel continued to wonder: "There is no news that he has a legendary orange card......

"I know that the orange card he has is [Shakur the Collector]......"

Puff on the side suddenly missed, threw the legendary illustrated book, and hit Su Weasel on the head impartially.

Su Weasel hurriedly picked it up and looked through it - Collector Shakur, 3/2/3 exclusive to Stalkers, Legendary Follower, whenever Shakur attacked, randomly get a card of the opponent's class to add to your hand.

"Wow! What a great theft technique! ――If you steal once, you can't finish stealing, but you can steal again! ”

"Well, that's right."

Qianyan nodded, and then analyzed for Su Weasel, "So, if you can, you must keep a true silver holy sword in your hand, as soon as Shakur comes out and steals a card, you will hack him to death in the daytime!" ”

"But...... If a taunt creature gets in the way, what happens when Shakur reappears? ”

In Su Weasel's hands, there is also a lack of means to silence and hurt over the wall.

"Well...... Wang Shi and his own thief deck, should be agile thieves, there will be no meat shield-like taunts, I'm afraid that he will steal your paladin's professional taunt, you know, there are only a few paladin's taunts, you have your own [Gear Hammer], [Burning Mane, Self-propelled Cannon], [Dirty Hand Street Guardian], [Tirio Fortin], the most feared, should be [Tirio Fortin]......"

At the mention of Lafayette, Su Weasel couldn't help but fall silent.

The special class [discovery] mechanism of stealing, the probability of drawing each card is the same, unlike the opening of the pack, which is as hierarchical as ordinary, rare, epic, and legendary, so it is indeed very likely that he will have to face Lafayette who made him sleep with his own hands on the battlefield......

Ah, it hurts to think about it.

"This kind of opponent, if you give a puff to fight, puff doesn't have to worry about this! It's not that I'm angry, some people's decks, the means to win are too simple......"

"Puff, it's a ...... of faith"

"Humph! Puff didn't talk to anyone! ”

"Some people know it's wrong......"

"Humph! Anyway, some people will never forgive if they can't remember the past and puff the past! ”

Poof! You're overestimating my memory!

My memory is now at most at the level of Hearthstone.

And the more anxious I became, the more I couldn't remember, so I could only change from the second person of "stupid brother" to the third person of "some people".