Chapter 39: Ugly Girl
Gao Yuan's words were serious, revealing such a heart-to-heart energy: "Dude, as the saying goes, one life, two luck, three feng shui, four accumulation of yin virtue and five reading, six seven phases and eight gods, nine nobles and ten health...... Well, have you heard that? Oh, well, it's normal if you haven't heard of it, after all, few people can have as much knowledge as me, and if you want to be as knowledgeable as me, you have time to read a few more web novels...... Well, I'm talking about the sixth of these...... Ah, the name! The name is important, very, very important, although the name in the game is not real, but you also made it yourself, right? If the name is not good, it will be robbed and guarded, or it will be stolen and deleted, really, buddy, listen to me, delete the number and practice it again! β
Gao Yuan snickered in his heart as he spoke, he deliberately did it just because he was disgusting here!
So, does it work?
Of course!
Although Gao Yuan's tongue was quite big when he spoke, and he didn't hear nearly half of the words clearly, he understood the core idea of these words very calmly, and he was suddenly so angry that he almost had prostate cancer. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Deletion? I'll delete your sister! β
Gao Yuan pretended to be stupid and stunned with a look of incomprehension: "I'm doing this for your good, if you don't appreciate it, forget it, why are you still scolding?" White-eyed wolf, you? You didn't have prenatal education when you were fertilized in your mother's womb? β
"Teach you Mobi!"
He walked very peacefully, and he couldn't stand it anymore, a foul word burst out, and then said indignantly: "You are awesome? Isn't it the number one on the list? How can it be? You wait, see how I surpass you, when my level is higher than you, I will see you kill you once, if I don't kill you and call my father to beg for mercy, I will write my name upside down! β
As a result, before he could finish speaking, the system message prompted: "The player [Seagull] has blocked you!" β
"I'm leaning on me, I'm leaning on me!"
He walked very peacefully and violently, but there was nothing he could do, he was ruthless, and the copy was gone, so he went back to the city directly, and then found a place to upgrade.
"Isn't it a level 13 mage? Isn't that two levels higher than me? He walked peacefully, gritting his teeth and trying to pull Gao Yuan off the rankings.
The feud is settled.
Gao Yuan was triumphant, told Qi Yi about the matter, and then asked, "How is it, buddy has two sons, right?" β
Qi Yi sighed: "You have to convince people with virtue, Lao Gao, you are too unqualified." β
"Holy! You're a white-eyed wolf, aren't I angry with you? You're still squirting me! β
"Squirting is healthier!"
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The two of them were talking nonsense, but the drunken madness and mercy Arhat were confused: "What happened to the new thief?" β
Gao Yuan didn't hide it: "Ah! Kicked by me! β
"Why?"
"His name is so unlucky!"
"Oh, it's a little unlucky!" Compassion Arhat said.
"A master is a master, he knows everything, if he is in a group with us, maybe he won't even explode a piece of equipment after a trip!" Drunk madness also said.
Keep looking for someone!
Fortunately, the DPS profession is in oversupply, very good group, Gao Yuan shouted twice, and soon, someone entered the group again, Yun Beibei, a level 11 mage.
Look at the name, it's a girl.
Seeing a girl enter the group,Everyone is happy,No matter what game,Female players are the most scarce resource,There are girls to accompany you to play a copy,The fun of the game is increased by at least 30 percent,Or even higherγ
Drunk madness is very direct: "Is it a girl?" β
"Hello everyone!" Yun Beibei spoke, and her voice was quite sweet.
"Girl sings a song!" Drunk madness continues to flirt.
"Singing? I...... I can't sing, I'll give you a brain teaser, there was a medium-rare steak and a medium-rare steak met on the street, but neither of them spoke, why? β
Without waiting for everyone to speak, Yun Beibei said to herself: "Because the two of them don't know each other, hahaha......"
There she was laughing, and the voice channel was silent.
Yun Beibei noticed that something was wrong and asked, "Why don't you laugh?" Isn't it funny? β
Drunk crazy said: "The first time I heard this joke, I was wearing open crotch pants!" β
Yun Beibei was surprised: "Huh? Is it that old? β
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Everyone continued to be speechless, and the embarrassment cancer was committed.
Long story short, everyone is ready to enter the dungeon.
After asking, the Mercy Arhat had played a copy once before, and he had the key in his hand, so Gao Yuan gave him the captain.
And when he talked to Brown the Ranger and entered the dungeon, he immediately returned the captain to Gao Yuan.
"You just be the captain, it's a lot of trouble to come and go!" Gao Yuan said.
The compassionate arhat was very polite: "No, no, no, you are still the captain, you are the master, you command!" β
"Master? What master? Yun Beibei asked.
"Uh...... You didn't look at the player level leaderboard, did you? Seagulls are the number one on the leaderboard, master! Big master! Drunk madness said.
"Leaderboards? What do you think? Yun Beibei still didn't understand.
"You're too white!"
Drunk and shook his head frantically, but he didn't give Yun Beibei too much explanation.
The attitude is even a little cold and perfunctory, which is very different from the enthusiastic and flirtatious appearance just now.
That...... Why is there such a big change?
Because after entering the dungeon, the five people met, and he saw Yun Beibei's appearance.
The figure is quite material, the place where the drum should be drummed, the place where it should be deflated, it is very good, just looking at the figure can have at least eight points.
But this face is a bit flattering.
A small round face, with dozens of small pockmarks on it, one eye is big, one eye is small, and the most eye-catching is two thick and heavy brush eyebrows, just like this, with JJ is a crayon Xiaoxin...... There's no one else who is ugly.
And with such a girl, what else can he be interested in?
Female gamers are scarce, but ...... Can an ugly woman be considered a woman?
It can only be regarded as a "mother"!
Well, drunken madness is more superficial, that's how to judge people by their appearance.
And it's not just him, Gao Yuan and the compassionate Arhat are also very indifferent, looking at the nose and nose and asking the mouth and mouth.
The only thing I didn't care about here was Qi Yi.
Because he knows that the appearance of female players in the game can't be believed at all, you must know that when the character is established in "God's Fury", the appearance can be blurred, although the vast majority of people are willing to adjust their appearance for the better, but there are also a very few people who do the opposite, how ugly and how to come, and among them, the vast majority of them are some girls who look better in reality, they are worried about being harassed in the game and affecting their game experience, so they use this trick to scare those sero...... One of the most typical examples,There used to be a guild.,The No. 1 priest in it is a girl.,Very ugly.,Everyone didn't think anything about her except for playing with her.,And when the guild got together.,When she showed up, everyone was shocked.,Because the ugly female priest in that game is actually a stunning beauty in reality.,Seeing this scene,Everyone beat their chests.,If you knew it was like this.,How good it would be to have a good relationship with her!
Maybe you'll be able to go, and you'll be lucky enough to get a beauty!
Especially a few buddies who quarreled with her in the game, regretting that even their intestines were green.
And now, it is precisely because of the lessons learned from the past that Qi Yi has no prejudice against any ugly girl in the game.
It's not far or close, just like a normal player.
Then again, even if she is really an ugly girl, she can't kick someone out of the team just because she doesn't look good, right?