Chapter 65: Big brother, stop reading jokes, save me, save me! (I ask for collection, recommended votes)

"Bang ......"

The fat man was knocked into the wall, then slid down and lay on the ground. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Fatty, are you alright?" Seeing that the fat man didn't seem to hit lightly, Tianjiaozi asked with concern, how to say that it is also his little brother, as a big brother, it is always right to care, otherwise, it will not be good to be said that he exploits his little brother.

"I ...... It's okay. "The fat man stood up and patted his ass, no shit.

It seems that there are still benefits to having more meat.

Resist beating!

was knocked off like that, and there was nothing wrong with it?

Awesome.

"One arrow through the heart."

Seeing that the stone spider was about to come to him, Tianjiaozi drew his bow and shot arrows without hurry.

"Whoosh......"

The arrow turned into a streamer of light and slammed into the stone spider's stony skin.

And then...... Brush...... of the body through the body.

A stone spider was shot straight through.

Even so, Tianjiaozi's arrow still rushed forward unabated.

"Brush ...... Brush...... Brush ......"

Pierced three stone spiders in a row, and the arrow slowly fell to the ground.

"Big brother, I'll give you 99 points for this arrow, and I'm afraid you'll be proud." The fat man gave a thumbs up to Tianjiaozi.

"Smack......

He was greeted by a slap on the head of Tianjiaozi.

"I do things, and I don't need you to score them." said coldly, and Tianjiaozi threw himself into the battle again.

Although he killed four stone spiders with one arrow, Tianjiaozi was not proud and slack.

After all, ahead, there are still hundreds of stone spiders waiting for him to destroy.

"Knock Knock Knock ......"

The leader of the stone spider who was completely enraged by the actions of the Heavenly Proud Son.

It stood among the spiders, commanding the younger brothers to charge.

And the three knocks seem to be the order to attack.

After three rings, countless knocks came at once.

Hundreds of stone spiders charged.

"Hmph, look at my ...... fat man Double axes across the sky, force to split Huashan! ”

The fat man threw his hands into the air, and then the axe descended rapidly, slashing at the two stone spiders with a thunderous force.

This time, the stone spider didn't get in the way.

The body of the stone, pierced by two axes, then dissipated.

"Hmph, you know how powerful the fat man is, right?" The fat man scratched his nose, "Just now, you actually dared to fly the fat man out of my head?" I really ate the bear's heart and leopard's gall. “

"Damn, is this trying to steal the limelight from me?" Tianjiaozi cursed secretly, and then took a bow and shot arrows again.

"Ten thousand arrows turn into rain."

This is a group attack.

Tianjiaozi shot an arrow into the sky, and when the arrow fell at the highest point, it turned into hundreds, and then suddenly fell......

"Jingle Bell...... Jingle Bell...... Dingding ......"

Hundreds of arrows fell on the bodies of a dozen spiders, knocking them into a sieve at once.

"Damn, there are still such perverted combat skills?" The fat man's eyes widened, he couldn't believe it, this attack was too perverted.

"There's more to it than this pervert." Tianjiaozi cast a contemptuous look at the fat man, as if to say, you hillbilly who has never seen the world.

The fat man decisively shut up.

He knew that as soon as he opened his mouth, nothing good would come of it.

It's the same every time, and I'll be scared back by Tianjiaozi.

And he can't argue with it yet.

My little brother has no human rights!

"Fatty, don't be stunned, you can go too, I can't be busy alone." Tianjiaozi urged the fat man, this is also telling the truth, after all, there are too many spiders, and there is a group behind a group of kills, one after another, cutting constantly, and the reason is still messy!

"Okay, big brother." Hearing Tianjiaozi say that he needed his help, the fat man's vanity immediately rose, and he happily rushed forward with a double-plate axe.

It seems that instead of killing monsters, it is about grabbing good things.

Tianjiaozi who watched it was also dumbfounded.

"What's the situation? Isn't this guy stupid? Tianjiaozi shook his head and began to continue to draw his bow and shoot arrows.

Slowly, he came to like the feeling.

The enemy is still far away, and he kills the enemy a hundred meters away.

In one word, it is cool.

It's a lot cooler than slashing monsters with a sword.

It's not dangerous to put a cold arrow or something, Tianjiaozi likes it the most.

"Ah...... Big brother, save me, I can't bear it. "I don't know when, the fat man actually went deep into the spider colony, and then ...... I was surrounded, and I wanted to escape, but I couldn't.

In a hurry, his tears were about to flow out.

hurriedly asked Tianjiaozi for help.

"Alas, you idiot." Tianjiaozi doesn't know what to say, but he doesn't have the ability to run inside the spider swarm? It's a long life, isn't it?

"Big brother, don't just sigh, it's important to save me." The fat man didn't expect that after he called for help, Tianjiaozi was still there sighing, and he was so angry that he almost squirted out a mouthful of salt soda.

Big brother, sighing depends on whether the time is good or not?

Wait for you to get me out, don't you sigh?

Otherwise, now you are sighing at me, and you will be sighing at my corpse in a moment.

"Got it, hold on, fat man......" Tianjiaozi was ready to make a move.

"Big brother, don't say it, I want to die so much, okay?" The fat man was really going to kneel, "I'm still holding on, but if you don't save me, I'll really have to stand here......"

"Hehe......" The corners of Tianjiaozi's mouth twitched, "Fatty, you're quite humorous, do you want to tell me a few more jokes?" ”

As he spoke, Tianjiaozi put away his bow.

The fat man was dying in the swarm of spiders.

Originally, I saw that Tianjiaozi was ready to draw a bow and shoot arrows to save him, and my heart was still beautiful.

Now when I saw Tianjiaozi put away his bow, Sparta was in an instant.

Big brother...... Are you trying to kill me?

Don't you see that I am on the verge of life and death every moment?

If you don't make a move, you'll really die fat!

"Big brother, don't mind, I really don't know how to tell jokes." The fat man showed a smile, "Ask big brother for help......"

"Really, won't?" Tianjiaozi doesn't believe it.

"Not really." The fat man is going to swear to God.

"This can do." Tianjiaozi swears.

"Not really." The fat man was speechless.

"Ah......h

At this moment, the fat man's arm was cut, and blood flowed out.

"Bang ......"

With another bang, the fat man was knocked into the air, and a mouthful of blood gushed out of his mouth in the volley.

Boom, the fat man fell to the ground.

"Big brother...... It's so dead......"

After saying this, the fat man fell unconscious.

Tianjiaozi hurriedly appeared beside the fat man with a shapeshift, grabbed him and ran back.

However, because of the size of the fat man, he is basically carried along.

"Elementary Swordsmanship - Straight Piercing." Holding the fat man in one hand, Tianjiaozi couldn't pull the bow at all, so he took out the killing sword again.

Dancing among the spiders.

Sword lights flashed, and spider legs splashed everywhere......

The size of the stone spider is too big, and if Tianjiaozi doesn't jump up, it can't hurt its body at all.

Therefore, while holding the fat man, he can only attack the spider legs.

Half an hour later, the spider's legs were scattered all over the ground.

The stone spider lay on the ground and groaned, because there were no legs.