Chapter Fifty-Six: The Council of Elders is full of weirdos
"Well, first of all, I have to tell you that the seventh seat is the one with the arrow on his head, and as for the child you said, it is the sixth seat, pay attention to your words. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć info," Luna reminded.
"Aha, good seniors, in the lower rivers and lakes, people call death knell Lin hehe, the ninth seat, I hope you seniors take care of me!" Lin Hehe pretended that he didn't have a cheap mouth just now.
"Hahaha, it's okay, don't be so nervous, I'm not such a stingy person, as for these on my head, there's nothing wrong with these, it's just a thousand miles of sound arrows." The seventh Xi said with a smile, it seems that he is a very good person to get along with.
"Well, if you let that young lady behind you be friends with me, I will forgive you." The sixth seat said.
"Uh, what's going on, can you explain it to me, Luna?" Lin Hehe looked at these two strangely shaped elders, looked at Luna beside him and asked.
"Uh, the one with a thousand miles of sound arrows stuck in his head is because he usually messes with flowers and grass, and he likes to leave contact information, and the result is generally three minutes of heat, well, the girls who can't contact him are naturally very anxious, but those girls are still very rich, well, they forcibly chat privately every day, well, that's all." Luna explains why the seventh seat has its own light-emitting diodes.
"Oh, feelings are a goddamn reality, I'll find out if I have any fire spells." Lin Hehe began to look at his list of skills.
"That little kid, the sixth seat, he is in a special condition, don't look at him and look small, it is estimated that it is much bigger than us combined, he is a special exercise that leads to reverse growth, the younger the stronger, but well, the body has shrunk, and the brain capacity is also small, you can't sacrifice his intelligence and cultivation, he sacrifices his heart, that's it." Luna explains why the Council of Elders has members of the Infant and Toddler Division, and why their Shadow Sect does not recruit child laborers.
"Well, but I still don't know what their names are, you've said so much. I can't call them the seventh seat of bastards who deserve to die 10,000 times, and the sixth seat of children who don't know how to burn at the stake, right? Lin asked hehe.
"Uh, don't don't, I don't know why you were so hostile to me the first time we met, but in order to get along well in the future, I'd better introduce myself." Said the seventh seat with a head full of light-emitting diodes.
"Senior, don't think about it, I'm not targeting you, I mean to say that people like you are all bastards who deserve to die 10,000 times and don't know how to be burned at the stake." Lin Hehe explained to the seventh seat that he was not hostile, so please rest assured that he was still a very good person to get along with.
"Well, with your explanation, I feel even worse. Forget it, let's officially introduce it, Zhang Dejun, a poor Taoist and ruthless Taoist, has no time to pass the Mahayana. The Ruthless Daoist smiled at Lin Hehe, and the light-emitting diode on his head flashed at the same time.
"Uh, this Senior Zhang?"
"No, just call yourself peers, after all, everyone is a veteran." The ruthless Taoist is particularly friendly and open-minded.
"Uh, your name is really plain." Lin Hehe's power to complain is not something that can be suppressed by his willpower.
"Hahaha, every mother will have certain expectations for their children, and so is my mother, not to mention that my situation should also satisfy her old man." Obviously, the Ruthless Taoist is particularly confident in his appearance.
Lin Hehe didn't take a good look at his appearance because his attention was on the group of light-emitting diodes on his head before, and he took a serious look after his prompts.
Zhang Dejun's sword eyebrows are in the sideburns, his starry eyes are shining brightly, the bridge of his nose is angular, his lips are thin, but he is not mean, with a pale complexion, and an irregular polyhedral face carved with a knife and axe, Lin Hehe has to say that he is handsome.
"Ling Tang must be smiling at Jiuquan." Lin Hehe followed the words of the ruthless Taoist.
"My mother is alive." The corners of Zhang Dejun's mouth twitched and said embarrassedly.
"That's good, that's good, may I ask what you call this senior?" In order to alleviate the embarrassment, Lin Hehe chose to forcibly divert a wave of topics.
"You let that young lady play with me, and I'll tell you." The sixth seat sat on the chair and tried hard to point to the little bear lady who was stupidly gnawing on the ice behind Lin Hehe.
"Xiaoxue, what do you think?" Lin Hehe asked the little bear girl.
"Well, don't." The little bear lady replied decisively, and tugged the corner of Lin Hehe's clothes harder.
"Uh, senior, there's nothing I can do about it." Lin He has a certain sympathy for this kind of person who fails to flirt with his sister, although at the same time he secretly applauds in his heart.
"Then I won't tell you, slightly." The sixth seat stuck out his tongue at Lin Hehe to show disdain, and then hugged his arms and signaled that I don't want to be the first in the world with you for a while.
"Uh, what's going on?" Lin looked at Luna.
"You must know better than me, how to deal with a child, how to deal with him, just treat him as a scary dead child with high cultivation." Luna looked at Lin with interest, wanting to see how he would deal with the child, and how he would learn to deal with the little bear lady in the future.
"Uh, then I'll make you something to eat, can you tell me your name?" Lin Hehe tried to make his smile look friendly and warm and harmless.
"Humph!" The sixth seat indicates that we are not friends yet, so we will not talk to you.
"Xiaoxue, you say, isn't the food I made delicious!" Lin Hehe decisively used the little bear girl to complete the offensive.
"Uh-huh!" The little bear girl nodded vigorously, almost hitting the ice hanging in her hand.
"Is it really that good?" The sixth seat finally spoke.
"Really! If you don't believe it, I'll make it for you when the time comes! Lin Hehe said that the plan was clear.
"Okay, I'm going to eat five, no, ten!" The sixth Xi spread the five fingers of one of his hands, and then thought about it again and added the other small hand together.
"Okay, can you tell me what your name is?" Lin asked hehe.
"Well, my name is Nanling, and this year... Well... More than one hundred and twentieth years old, in the middle of the immortal robbery! When Nan Ling introduced his age, he looked at his fingers with some difficulty, and it seemed that he was really not good at mathematics.
"Yes, Raider, Luna, I take the liberty of asking, what realm are you?" Lin Hehe probably pushed down the strength of the Council of Patriarchs, and was frustrated to find that he was the ninth mascot, so he wanted to find some balance from Luna.
"Me? Yuan baby is flawless, sorry to disappoint you, slightly! Luna also saw Lin Hehe's concerns at a glance.
"Then it's over now, I can go, I still want to go back and enjoy the life of the sect master." Lin Hehe saw that the meeting was over, and he planned to leave.
"Lin Daoyou, please stay, the poor road has something to ask for."