Chapter 24 I can't become a monk
"You stupid monk, is this what you like to understand?"
"Like?"
"That's right! You like me. 1om”
"This"
"Stupid! Don't look like this, as if liking is love, something natural between men and women. ”
"The little monk has heard of it somewhat."
"Listen to whom?"
"Senior brother, he sometimes tells me that a certain sister is so good-looking, he can't sleep when he thinks about it, and then a few days he learns to touch what valuable objects are in the temple, and he thinks about going down the mountain and selling them for money, so that he can find that sister."
"Stupid monk! That's not like! Those women, they're not good people anyway! You are not allowed to learn from your brother in the future, understand? ”
"Oh, okay, I won't give you anything valuable in the future, don't worry."
"Oops, you idiot! That's different! Remember, if there are valuable things in the future, you must not hide them, you have to show me, understand? ”
"This seems to contradict what I just said."
"Stupid you! Isn't this the truth of 'indefinite' in the scriptures? ”
"Oh, I see, now you know the truth of the scriptures better than I do."
"Hehehehe"
Zhao Qinghe couldn't have a conversation with the two, and the scene was a little awkward.
The two people in the cave, after showing their hearts, really said whatever they wanted, just like the two of them at this time, without any barriers.
"You just don't understand."
"Don't understand?"
"That's right, you don't understand the law name, you don't understand anything."
"Hey, hey"
Even if he is not a monk, he just scratches his head, saying that he doesn't understand, there's nothing wrong with it, he really doesn't understand, he has always been a monk.
But right now, I have already married Miss Zhao and agreed to marry her, so what should I do?
Suddenly, I thought of a story, and I just heard him say slowly: "Miss Zhao"
Originally, hearing the three words of Miss Zhao, Zhao Qinghe was a little unhappy in his heart, and felt that he was divided, both of them were like this, and they should have been called more intimately, but after thinking about it, this monk is like this, he doesn't understand anything, and his identity doesn't seem to be easy to explain, what is the future, the two of them can really love each other for a lifetime, she doesn't think it's so easy, so for now, she will let it go for the time being.
The monk did not stop, and then said: "The little monk saw a story in the Buddhist scriptures, saying that there is a country in the West, and there is a princess in it, she was born very ugly, but then she listened to the Dharma and worshiped my Buddha, so it became extremely beautiful, I said this story, I just feel a little like our present"
Seeing Zhao Qinghe, the girl's face was a little ugly, as if there was something wrong with the story he told, so the voice became smaller and smaller.
Zhao Qinghe was indeed a little annoyed in his heart, but he couldn't say anything at this time, so he had to say to Cheng Cheng: "No, don't be a monk, okay?" ”
"Huh?" Not a stunned, he grew so big, he never thought about this problem, since the beginning of his memory is in the Donglin Temple, he originally thought that he was afraid that he would have to be in the Donglin Temple for the rest of his life, and now, it seems that he has violated this precept, but what should I do?
"If you are a monk, how can you marry me?" Zhao Qinghe saw that it was not what he thought in his heart.
In 19 years of life, he was very accustomed to the identity of a monk, so he blurted out: "If I don't become a monk, what can I do?" ”
Zhao Qinghe smiled and said, "You are stupid, of course you are an ordinary person." ”
"Oh, that's right." This question is really funny, and he laughed at himself at the moment: "Miss Zhao, you are indeed amazing, you have seen my problem early on, I am just stupid, I can't be a monk." ”
"Hahaha" Zhao Qinghe smiled like a flower, "So, you just can't succeed, this law name is not wrong." ”
If you don't think about it, I'm afraid it's the truth, and I won't say anything at the moment, since I promised to marry Miss Zhao as my wife, and now I'm in a cave with someone else, so I have to stop being a monk, but he still can't do it, and it's him.
The two of them laughed again, but they heard the gurgling in their stomachs, and then they remembered that they hadn't eaten yet, and then they remembered that they should put on their clothes, and they blushed again.
It didn't take much effort to find the clothes of the two, and there were also the belongings of the two of them, the human skin mask that Zhao Qinghe wore before, the mask was as thin as a cicada's wings, exquisitely made, and powerful. But if it doesn't work, his monk's robe has been replaced with a set of green straight clothes, and there is a big hat in addition, which is obviously left by Yu Xuanji, so that he can cover up the identity of the monk.
Come to think of it, if I can marry Miss Zhao, I really have to thank this demon queen.
Finally, there is a knife, which was slaughtered by the previous people, and there is another book, which is the swordsmanship of the scholars of the South China Sea, and the South China Sea Xi Sword Record.
Yu Xuanji didn't take anything away, it's right to think about it, a master like her, this kind of thing can't get into the eyes of the law, but the most important thing at the moment is to get some food.
Eat fish!
Zhao Qinghe has a temperament, and if he doesn't succeed, he has to do it, since he is no longer a monk, then why can't he eat this fish?
Out of the cave, there is a small river not far away, not to recognize the upstream of the waterfall before, this wild boar forest he is very familiar with, to say that this thousand lotus mountains are probably easy to get lost for others, but for not to become, like home.
Don't say much at the moment, fishing, making a fire, grilling fish, Zhao Qinghe spread his hands, saying that this girl will eat ready-made, and you will be what you look like.
I don't really know how to grill, but I think about it, as long as I don't grill it into charcoal, right?
After trying a few times, it was finally possible to understand the truth that the fish could not be thrown directly into the fire, and it took some roasting to have some appearance, but under the instigation of Zhao Qinghe's eyes, he ate the first bite of grilled fish.
Yes, do you want to try it yourself? You can't let this girl be unlucky with you, right?
The reason is very right, if you don't make it, pull out a piece of fine white fish meat and send it to your mouth.
"Woo woo woo" he cried!
"Oops!" Zhao Qinghe was anxious when he saw it, "No, what's wrong with you?" ”
I cried bitterly and wiped my nose and said, "It's so delicious!" ”
"Flutter!" Zhao Qinghe really couldn't help it!
There is only green vegetables and tofu in Donglin Temple, although the second senior brother often makes some chicken legs to satisfy his cravings, but he has always listened to the master, and he does not break the meat, and he eats fish for the first time today, and there are thorns in the meat, and there is no salt taste, and even the roasted ones are a little burnt, but they are indeed delicious and delicious.
The two laughed for a while, of course Zhao Qinghe had the upper hand, but she felt in her heart that it seemed that it was quite interesting to live with this stupid monk, oh yes, it seems that this guy can't be called a monk.
It's kind of a woman
The sun gradually sets in the west, and although the summer days are long, they can't stand it and go down, and when the night gets up, there will be more firewood to the fire. Zhao Qinghe couldn't follow the two of them, so he sat in front of the fire, snuggling up to each other.
"No, what if I say, the two of us will live in this mountain for the rest of our lives? You see, what do you think of what we want in this mountain, we both eat fish and fruit when we are hungry, drink spring water when we are thirsty, go to a cave when we want to sleep, or simply build a small hut? Zhao Qinghe looked at the sky and seemed to take care of himself.
He smiled, scratched his head and said, "As long as you like it, I will accompany you." ”
Zhao Qinghe hammered this guy, and then said: "Manly man, don't you want to achieve a career?" ”
After thinking about it for a long time, I had to say: "I used to be a monk and never thought about this, but if you like it, then I will go and make a contribution." ”
"Hahaha" Zhao Qinghe laughed and was about to get angry, "I like you and do it, don't you want to do it?" ”
"Yes." He scratched his head and said, "I want to find my parents and tell them that I am fine, and that I am now married to you, and I think they will be very happy if they see you." ”
"Hehehe" Zhao Qinghe smiled a little softly at this time, but still hammered him, "I see that you are all pretending, why don't you understand human feelings, isn't this?" ”
"Huh? What is this? "I don't really understand.
"Stupid!" Zhao Qinghe smiled, "People marry relatives to marry the media, although we are not like that, even if we have a private life, we also have to tell our parents, otherwise how can we be a son of man?" ”
"This" Cheng blushed, bowed his head and said: "I heard that my senior brother said that Ming Media is marrying, and it seems that he has to carry a sedan chair eight times." I think it takes a lot of money, I'm very poor, I really can't do it now, I've wronged you. ”
Zhao Qinghe has long known that this monk is very good to him, and when he heard this, he was even more moved, and said: "I know that you have me in your heart." ”
I was still embarrassed if I didn't, but suddenly I thought of something, and I said happily: "That's right! I also heard the second senior brother say, if you fall in love with a girl, you always have to give a love token, I don't have anything, the scriptures have been told, the rest is the monk's robe, and then there is, this jade pendant. ”
took it off his neck, and handed the jade pendant to Zhao Qinghe's hand, and said: "I have worn this jade pendant on my body since I was a child, and the master once said that I am afraid that it was left by my parents, and it will be used by me in the future." ”
After hearing this, Zhao Qinghe refused: "Then how can I accept it?" ”
He smiled and said, "Okay, in fact, I still have marks on my hands." ”
As soon as he stretched out his left hand, there were three moles in the palm of his hand, and when Zhao Qinghe saw it, he didn't say much, so he took the jade pendant over and looked at it carefully, "What is on this jade pendant?" It's the same as the ghost drawing. ”
"Hehe" Cheng smirked: "I don't know, and my master and ancestor can't see it, but I think my parents can understand." ”
In fact, he was happy when he saw Miss Zhao accept the object of love.
"That's good! I'll accept it, anyway, this is a big task to find your parents, and I, Zhao Qinghe, will carry it on my shoulders! Be arrogant, after speaking, Zhao Qinghe himself smiled.
"Actually, I understand what you just said," he said, and continued: "Come to think of it, my parents may not be able to find it for a while, but yours is easy, so we should go to your house first, I"
Seeing that this guy wanted to laugh, Zhao Qinghe wanted to hammer him, and said, "What are you laughing at?" Do you know that it is not easy to see my father and mother, not to mention anything else, just you, a monk, if they know, I am afraid they will be angry to death. It's good that you're not going to be a monk now, but that's not okay, you have to be better. ”
"What's so bad? Is it good to have martial arts? No, he scratched his bald head again.
"It's better to build a career." Zhao Qinghe said it at this time by looking at his eyes.
"This" does not feel something indescribable.
"Forget it!" Zhao Qinghe's eyes changed, and he smiled again: "It's too early to say these things now, it's better to take care of the present, not to mention anything else, the two of us won't stay in this mountain for long, I'm afraid there will be many people coming to Donglin Temple in the future, there will be more trouble, you should leave as soon as possible, and I can't see through your martial arts." In this way, we have to make two preparations, one is to leave the Thousand Lotus Mountain, and the other is that you have to be more powerful. ”
"Oh, then I'll start practicing martial arts?" No, it's not stupid.
Zhao Qinghe put the Nanhai Sword Record on his hand, and then said: "You didn't know that you knew martial arts before, but in fact, your kung fu is very good, especially the few moves with that ghost-faced man, that ghost-faced man's martial arts are so powerful, even the fish mystery is jealous, it can be seen that you are still very good." At the moment, there are no cheats for you to practice, didn't you already learn a trick from the South China Sea scholar before, and now that you have learned all his swordsmanship, and you have this knife, I think, it should be no problem for the two of us to protect ourselves. ”
Explained like this, it didn't seem to be understood, and he praised at the moment: "You're still smart, I'll practice it, hehe"
At this time, it was like a stupid young man marrying a smart daughter-in-law
However, not long after the moon rose, three people came.
"Where is your master's stronghold?"
"The previous one is ruined, she must be hiding here!"
"I said fairy, you let Lao Dao recover his strength first, how about it?"
It is the people slaughtering the monks, the Qingluan fairy, and the poor old man