Chapter 21: Enthusiastic Citizen Liu Laoshi
When he woke up, the pain in his body disappeared and was replaced by a strong hunger, and when he looked at the bracelet, two days had passed, which meant that he had been asleep in bed for two days.
"Gotta go out and get something to eat. Ze Mujun left the rental house in his own clothes.
"Hey, hey, Brother Jun. Just as Ze Mujun walked out of the rental house, an obscene voice came from the corner.
"What are you doing? Lin San'er, even if I am suspended, I am still a guard. As soon as Ze Mujun heard it, he knew that it was the voice of pickpocket Lin San'er.
"The eighth master asked me to invite you to go, no, you have just been suspended, the eighth master is afraid that you will have no money, so he will send you money. Lin San'er sneaked out of the corner and gestured with the bracelet in his hand.
How could Ze Mujun ask for his money, it's okay to drink saliva and take a ride to eat something, but as for the money, Ze Mujun will never take it.
"You eighth master don't manage his yard well, what are you looking for me to do, looking for me to take his lair?" Ze Mujun twisted Lin San'er's tricky ears and said sharply to him.
"No, the field has been a little uneven recently, the eighth master thinks that you are also the number one person in this black town, please go to the town, as for the salary, the eighth master will give you this amount. Lin San'er stretched out five fingers towards Ze Mujun.
"Fifty thousand? That's a lot. ”
"Five thousand. Lin San'er corrected Ze Mujun.
There are too many rumors about Ze Mujun in the town, greedy for money, lustful, and gambling, all of which are shortcomings, and the first thing to bear the brunt of is greed for money.
"Five thousand is too little, don't do it. ”
"Five thousand a day. When Lin San'er said this, Ze Mujun was really startled, five thousand a day, how high is the profit of Song Baye's son.
"Brother Jun, do you think so?"
"The eighth master said, if you have any other conditions, just mention it, as long as you go anywhere, then any conditions are good. "Lin San'er does have the capital to be a lobbyist, and his broken mouth is more dexterous than his hand.
Ze Mujun suddenly thought of something, and a slight smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "Okay, then you can take me to talk to Song Baye, I just have something to ask him to help with." ”
"You don't need me to show you the way. ”
"Walking. ”
Just when Ze Mujun was about to follow Lin San'er, his stomach rumbled: "Let's eat something first and then go over." ”
"I'll invite you to eat this meal, Brother Jun, you can eat with confidence, San'er, my wallet is bulging. ”
"It's not a girl's bracelet. ”
When Ze Mujun and Lin San'er were walking side by side on the street, the people around them pointed at Ze Mujun, they thought that Ze Mujun had been suspended and had not repented and mingled with pickpockets like Lin San'er, which was really completely hopeless.
"Boss, cook me a bowl of ravioli. ”
"Two bowls. Lin San'er continued behind, "You are not allowed to accept it later, our military brother's money, your third grandfather has money." ”
"Okay, okay. The boss nodded, and the boss didn't even look up to see Ze Mujun during the whole process, in his heart, the unruly hooligans could still be managed by the guards, but the lawless guards could be difficult.
"One more bowl. After Ze Mujun gobbled up a bowl of noodles, he buried his head and stretched out his hand to signal.
Lin San'er on the side just picked up the noodles at this time, and he didn't have time to send them to his mouth.
"Good, good, good. The boss hurriedly responded, and hurriedly brought the noodles that had just been cooked to Ze Mujun.
The guests waiting on the side didn't seem to see who the man who was eating noodles was, and when he saw the boss bring the freshly cooked noodles to Ze Mujun's table, he was furious.
"Boss, do you still have special treatment in this shop? I shouted noodles before this guest, and this guest shouted for another bowl after that, and it stands to reason that this bowl should be mine. The man also seemed to be a little hungry, and he was naturally a little anxious when he saw that the noodles that should be his own were taken first.
"You don't want to kill a dog and try it again?!" Before Ze Mujun could react, Lin San'er had already jumped up from his seat, "You turtle son mean, my military brother still has to line up behind you when he eats a bowl of noodles?"
Ze Mujun wanted to say something, but he was so hungry that he couldn't resist this strong hunger at all, so he didn't explain much, changed a bowl and continued to work hard, even if the sweat was about to drip in the bowl, he didn't notice it.
"You're going to stand up for people? Look at your sharp-beaked monkey cheeks, you're either a thief or a pickpocket. The guest stood up from his position and sneered at Lin San'er.
Lin San'er looked at the loud guest just now, this look can startle Lin San'er, this guest has a height of 1.9 meters, an arm is comparable to his thighs, plus a tight purple vest, flat chin, thin lips, a little stubble on his face, fierce eyes, faint eyebrows, and the top is a rebellious hedgehog head, Lin San'er knows at a glance that this guy is not a good type.
If you want to change the usual, Lin San'er may be very cautious, how can he shout blindly without looking at people, like this kind of fierce and evil person, Lin San'er also knows to hide far away, although his fingers are flexible, but he can't beat this kind of ruthless character.
However, today is different, today, he Lin San'er is a distinguished guest of Song Baye, the most famous "bully" in the black town Ze Mujun, even if Ze Mujun is lukewarm now, but at least he is still with Ze Mujun, others don't know, Lin San'er can know that Ze Mujun is famous for his morality.
"What do you say, you ass-faced? Look at the difference between your head and the hair on your ass, and scold me?
"Hiccup!" Ze Mujun burped, which made Lin San'er stare at Ze Mujun with hopeful eyes, Ze Mujun at this time was the savior of this gentleman, he knew that no matter how fierce the enemy was, he would be like a deflated ball in front of Ze Mujun.
However, Ze Mujun didn't act, just stretched out his hand and said, "Another bowl." ”
"I haven't eaten yet, Brother Jun. Lin San'er was a little scared.
"Eat, eat, eat your grandmother's legs!" The other party saw that Ze Mujun was not looking at him at all, which was simply a great humiliation.
As soon as he raised his leg, he threw it towards Ze Mujun's head, which was estimated to be a kick that could break the cervical vertebrae with a single kick for ordinary people.
Lin San'er watched this kick come suddenly, and fell directly from the bench in fright, the kick wiped his hair, but it smashed firmly on Ze Mujun's face door, Ze Mujun ate this kick, and the whole person rolled backwards a few times and smashed next to the boiler where the noodles were boiling, and the clothes on his entire back were burned to the point of blue smoke, and then he just took a step forward, and held the iron pot that was about to fall.
"Can I come back to play with you when I'm done with the third bowl?" Ze Mujun still felt a little hungry, "Boss, didn't you smash the fire supply system." ”
"No, sir. ”
"How long is it going to take off. ”
"That's it!"
The boss immediately brought the third bowl to Ze Mujun who was sitting on the ground, and the boss was also curious, although Ze Mujun was famous, he had never seen him do it.
"Okay. Just as Ze Mujun was serving the bowl, the other party attacked again, this time towards the bowl.
At the same time as the opponent attacked, Ze Mujun was like sitting on the ground and sliding a slide, and his body suddenly moved against the ground to avoid the attack.
"It's a little slippery. Ze Mujun was surprised, as if he didn't realize the other party's kicking at all, and just buried his head in eating noodles.
"What the hell are you doing! Don't try to escape. "Even if Ze Mujun has slipped out a long way, the other party is still chasing after him.
"Brother Jun, don't eat it, fight back quickly, beat him." Lin San'er was in a hurry.
"I want you to talk more. ”
The other party saw Lin San'er hiding in the corner, and was about to kick it, but at this moment he felt a little hot on his head, and as a result, the spicy liquid flowed down his head to his eyes, and he covered his eyes and took a few steps back.
"It's a little slippery, sorry, I didn't mean to. Ze Mujun sat on the ground, his hands still showing the appearance of serving a bowl, and the space between his hands was empty, and the bowl of noodle soup was just clasped on the top of the man's head.
"I broke your hairstyle, it cost a lot of money to set it, or I'll pay you for it?" Ze Mujun looked at the other party apologetically, "Your hair looks like it's a loss of hairspray." ”
"Do you know who I am?" the man roared, his hairstyle had been washed away by the noodle soup, and the hair that had been standing on his head was now lying on his forehead like kelp silk.
"Sorry, if I may, I'll give you the time to count to 3 to introduce yourself. Ze Mujun sat cross-legged on the ground, "Ready." ”
"Lao Tzu is the brown bear Bill of the Wild Corps!"
"Okay Bill, my name is Ze Mujun, and I'm a suspended guard. Ze Mujun grinned, kicked his legs sitting on the ground, and he rolled over in the air and grabbed the porcelain bowl covering Bill's head with one hand, and landed smoothly on the table.
"Bill, I suggest you apologize now, and compensate the store for the loss, you look at the business in the store just now, as soon as you do it, people run away before you settle the bill, you are a mercenary, you are very rich. Ze Mujun pointed to the boss who was hiding in the back kitchen at this time, "By the way, compensate me for a little medical expenses, it's not much, it's only 3,000 yuan." ”
When Lin San'er heard Ze Mujun's words, he felt a burst of disdain in his heart, sure enough, this military brother was still greedy for money, lustful, and addicted to gambling, and he was kicked and asked for 3,000 in compensation, which was already a clear blackmail, but the guards who dared to blackmail the mercenary group estimated that there was no second person except Ze Mujun.
"3,000 Na, Lao Tzu will pay you 10,000 yuan for the funeral expenses!" Bill pulled out a military thorn from his waist, and his whole body fluttered in the air as if he was pounced on his prey.
"Lin San'er, take the bracelet for me, and find an opportunity to advance 5,000 from Mr. Bill's account. Ze Mujun took off the bracelet from his hand and threw it to Lin San'er on the side.
"Didn't Brother Jun just say 3000?"
"The price has increased. The registration fee is not included. ”
Bill's movements are extremely ferocious, and every blow is a ruthless move that takes people's lives. The blade of the army bayonet in his hand went down, aiming at the throat of Ze Mujun, the people of the mercenary group have been wandering on the death line for a long time, they put their interests first, and they did not hesitate to exchange fire with the guards for the sake of sufficient interests, and Bill's wild army once wiped out the guards of a certain town, and they were not afraid to kill one or two guards, not to mention that this guy was a suspended guard.
When the military thorn was about to reach Ze Mujun's neck, a strong repulsive force was transmitted from the military thorn to Bill's wrist, and even if Bill used his strength to eat, he couldn't make the military thorn in his hand advance another half centimeter.
With a smug smile, Ze Mujun slowly pushed his neck forward, just so that the sharpest part of the military spur was against his neck, but he couldn't stab him anyway.
Ze Mujun freed his right foot and kicked Bill's ass side lightly, Bill fell to the ground in embarrassment, Ze Mujun started instantly, clasped Bill's hands on the ground, and his knees against the back of Bill's neck, the latter couldn't move under Ze Mujun's control.
"Hurry up, Lin San'er, I swiped the bracelet and left. ”
Ze Mujun does not have the technology to crack the bracelet system, and in the 25th century, being a thief must also have talent.
"It's coming. Lin San'er swiped 5,000 yuan from Bill's bracelet in three or two clicks.
Before leaving, Ze Mujun slammed Bill on the back of the head, making him fall asleep.
"Hurry up and settle the bill, you have a treat. "Ze Mujun is really a dime iron rooster.
After Lin San'er checked out, Ze Mujun carried Bill out of the noodle shop and casually greeted two pedestrians who looked young and strong.
"You carry this guy to the door of the guards, and say that Liu Laoshi, an enthusiastic citizen, captured the brown bear Bill of the wild mercenary group. ”
"Okay, Brother Jun, don't worry, you will do it well. ”
"I, Liu Laoshi, have done good deeds again today. Ze Mujun patted Lin San'er on the shoulder, and by the way, he took back his bracelet from his hand.