The most powerful thing in this game world is not an artifact, nor a super skill, nor a technical move. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

It's a kind of person, a kind of person who won't be happy even if you win, and sometimes he will kill you in seconds without having to fight you.

- Xuantian Venerable

Battle begins: 3. 2。。 1。。

Ye Chenxiao didn't even look at the countdown to the battle, but continued to taunt: "I'm so scared of what you said, green-haired old Wang Ba, you have the ability to bite me, bite me, and kindly remind you to read the words separately!" ”

Xuantian Venerable's face changed when he heard this, and he was still ridiculed by a hairy boy in his 30s, and immediately used his signature skill Hot Wheels, which can quickly increase his movement speed by rolling, so Xuantian Venerable rolled towards Ye Wuxian so quickly.

Ye Chenxiao looked at Xuantian Venerable and used his skills very angrily and shouted: "Yo, yo, yo, you old Wang Ba can still turn into a tire, if there is anything to change into an uncle, let's see?"

Venerable Xuantian was directly angry, thinking in his heart: "X, this kid actually dares to tease me, his uncle, if you don't kill you, I'll write my name upside down today." ”

Ye Chenxiao didn't dodge at all, so he was directly hit by Xuantian Venerable, and a 50-point damage rose from Ye Chenxiao's head, and there was a 0.5-second pause effect.

Ye Chenxiao came back to his senses and continued: "Old Wangba, did you not eat today, why did it hurt this little bit, is it not good, no, you said it earlier, how about I introduce you to a doctor, absolutely cure all kinds of diseases, if not, you can change one... ”

Xuantian Venerable regretted it in his heart, what did you say about this, a good game actually let me meet such a person, but his mouth was full of care: "It's not a shovel, I only know after trying it, it's strange to see that the uncle doesn't beat you all over the ground to find teeth." After saying that, Taba Dusty continued to attack:-34. -32。。

Ye Chenxiao continued in the face of Xuantian Venerable's attack while whistling and attacking: "Shhh, shhh, shh, come on old turtle, aren't you dying, shhh, shhh, shh, shh, and you'll be out soon." ”

It just so happened that Venerable Xuantian had drunk a little more water this morning, and when he heard Ye Chenxiao there, "shhh couldn't help shouting at Ye Chenxiao: "Shh ”

Ye Chenxiao continued to shush in his mouth, and when he heard Xuantian Venerable's words, he immediately spoke: "Come on, whoever is afraid of whom, whoever loses is the turtle king bastard; I'm sorry, you're the first to be, doesn't it mean that now you've lost, wahaha, I won, I won. ”

Xuantian Venerable was already crazy, and he felt that his IQ was no longer enough, so he directly turned on his trump card skill "Anti-Injury", and then attacked Ye Chenxiao frantically, -30. -28。。 -26。。 -24

Ye Chenxiao watched Xuantian Venerable's crazy moves, and said cool words while attacking: "If the game wants to make it perish, it must first make it crazy; It's not your fault to be reincarnated as a green king, Brother Wang, wake up quickly, I will send you to reincarnate again immediately, remember to change races. ”

-45 (-12 "Skill Damage for Retaliation"). -47（-13）。。 50（-14）。。 -52（-15）

Xuantian Venerable's anti-injury skill only lasted for a few seconds, and it passed quickly, but it also caused ten percent damage to Ye Chenxiao, and Ye Chenxiao's attack damage was getting higher and higher. Xuantian Venerable watched as his health was getting lower and lower, and his attack damage was getting lower and lower; Seeing that he might lose if he continued like this, he used his last defensive skill "Shrinking Shell" (by quickly retracting into his shell, to improve his defense and restore his own health). +10。。 +10。。 +10 (can restore 100 HP)

"Eighth Brother Wang, are you no good, do you want me to call you an ambulance or something, you quickly stick your head out and take a look, there are green words on your head, oh my God, it says that Wang Ba is dead" Ye Chenxiao attacked as he spoke, only to cause 2 damage; This skill defense has been improved so high, Ye Chenxiao can't beat it at all.

Xuantian Venerable said with a smile inside: "Are you stupid, I don't know if it's blood, mentally retarded, Lao Tzu just can't go out, what can you do with me." ”

"Oh, it just so happens that I'm a little tired from fighting, it's rare to meet a good person like Eighth Brother Wang, so I'll sit on your turtle shell reluctantly, it's really a ready-made bench."

As soon as Venerable Xuantian heard this, how could he do it, he was a person with a habit of cleanliness, how could he let a person like Ye Chenxiao sit on him, so he immediately canceled his skills, and then stretched out his head to get ready, who knew that Ye Chenxiao sat down at this time, and this time he happened to sit directly on the head of Xuantian Venerable.

I only listened to Ye Chenxiao and said: "I'm sorry, when I accidentally sat down just now, I accidentally let out a little fart, I ate porridge and kimchi this morning, you smell it should be an authentic sour cat kimchi fart." ”

If you fart, let it go, you still say it, and discuss what this fart tastes like, it has caused tons of damage to a player with a habit of cleanliness like Xuantian Venerable, you can think about the mood of Xuantian Venerable now, he almost wants to die, I saw him pointing at Ye Chenxiao and said: "You, you, you... ”

"Ding, it has been detected that the player's Xuantian Venerable has had too many mood swings, and the game security system has disconnected it."

Night Wuxian didn't notice that the Xuantian Venerable had dropped the line, and continued to attack -55. -57。。

"Why don't you fight back, you're moving, I'll feel bored if you don't move." I saw that as soon as Ye Chenxiao's words were finished, the figure of Xuantian Venerable had already faded and disappeared.

"WIN" congratulates the player on winning this contest, and please congratulate him with warm applause. After winning, Ye Chenxiao also put a POSS and said: "Hey, it's so lonely to be invincible, who can give me a defeat (the last few words were shouted out in the loudest voice), this is the feeling of being lonely and seeking defeat, it's really cool." “

Ye Chenxiao didn't know that there were dozens or hundreds of people watching this game, but even if he knew, he wouldn't care, these people were originally paying attention to Xuantian Venerable, and according to his previous games, he felt that he was a very potential player, so they all came to watch his game. Besides, Venerable Xuantian himself is now in the room on the 10th floor of a certain community, a middle-aged uncle is lying on the bed with trembling hands and feet, and he can still hear the constant curse sound from his mouth, and he can feel a powerful resentment in it from a distance.

"Ding, congratulations to the player for winning the match and rewarding 1 evolution point."

Looking back, Ye Chenxiao just heard the prompt sound of winning the game, and was very happy to put another winning POOS, and by the way, he took a screenshot and prepared to upload it to his personal homepage to show off, but Ye Chenxiao may not know that at this time, the barrage of attention to the game has been fried.

“？？？ Where did the barrage come from, why don't I know?"

The competition venue is actually a circular multi-functional arena, and the players watching the game (here are no longer game characters, but a real projection scanned by a real body, you can adjust your own image, you can't adjust your gender, and the system can recover gold coins by selling fashion) Teleported around the arena in a circle, sit down next to their respective seats, and the edge of the arena is surrounded by a protective barrier like a transparent light curtain, and players only need to press the left hand button next to their seats, You can send barrage messages through the handwriting input device on the right hand, so that everyone can see the messages they send on the light curtain, which is really simple, convenient and fast.

Player 1: "This night is really too cheap, no, I'm going to hack him to death, don't stop me!" ”

Player 2: "I can't take it anymore, so hurry up and replace me, my broadsword is already hungry and thirsty." ”

Player 3: "Wow, if you're not mistaken, it's okay; Xuantian Venerable's emotions of being humiliated were out of control, and the system seemed to have activated the protection mechanism, and he was forcibly kicked offline. ”

Player 4: "Such a cheap person can let him win the game, and there is no reason for heaven, God dares to send a thunderbolt to kill him!" ”

Player 5: "Whoever can do this cheap person who is dead at night, I will offer a reward of 500 federal coins, and the cheap person will die." (This may be the local tyrant friend of the Xuantian Venerable)

Player 6: "On the top floor, cheap, people die +1, and this sling also offers a bounty of 10 federal coins to support this behavior." ”

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Player N: "Dead + (N+1)"

In order to be able to see Ye Wuxian being tortured and killed to death, basically everyone present paid attention; I saw that the attention of the night was rising in a straight line. +2。。 +4。。 +3。。 In the end, the attention of Night Warriors was close to three figures, reaching a staggering 92 people. Those who think they are masters are ready to line up to see if they can match the night to be free, so that they can teach him to be a man in person, most of them go because they don't like him, but more of them go for the player's bounty.

Ye Wuxian didn't know anything about all this, and thought proudly: "Brother is really a genius, I heard that this is an ability that only professional players have called "trash talk attack", I didn't expect my talent to be so good and I was untaught, it seems that my small universe hasn't exploded before, maybe with my current game talent, maybe I can really become a professional player, no, it should be an all-star player, hahaha!" ”