Chapter 196: Three Laughs
"The stakes are high, think about it."
I said that it was consideration, but in fact, I was not ready to mix it at all, and I was still complaining in my heart: I was just close to you, and as soon as I opened my mouth, I was pulled to do the business of killing my head, and you are also a real person.
Forbidden land, what is called forbidden land, a forbidden place! If you have nothing to do, you deserve to be killed by the guards, it's still a trivial matter to be killed, do such a thing, make it clear that you don't abide by the rules of the sect, after you kill it, you will deduct the contribution of the sect, and you will be expelled from the sect, this is not a joke.
Of course, it's not that you can't go to the forbidden land, you have a task, so it doesn't matter; There is another way, the artist is bold, he goes in without being discovered by the guards, and secretly does the thing, without knowing it, which is also feasible; The last way, if the strength is strong and the martial arts are outstanding, kill it directly and wipe out all the NPCs in the forbidden land.
The royal way, the treacherous way, the domineering way, the three roads are okay, but what, my way Cangsheng feels that this Canglong is not the number of these three paths, but the way of self-dying!
Wudao Cangsheng thought of a lot of things in an instant, he said goodbye first, and when he stayed away from the Tai Chi Dojo and walked to the road, he finally couldn't help but look up and laugh out loud, and several friends who followed behind him looked at each other, thinking that this master could be said to lose money and lose face this time, and he lost money and lost money, although he saved a little face at the last moment, but there was no need to laugh so happily, right?
"Wudao, what are you laughing at?"
"I laughed at the dragon and exhausted the organs, but in fact, I have no strategy and less wisdom, and I don't care about my head!"
“…… How so? ”
"Why did he enter the Sanqing Palace? It's not like Ichiyunzi is going to meet Yiyunzi yet! He has a cloud of tasks on him, why can't he go directly to the forbidden land, and invite a master. Trying to break in? It's clear because of the exploitation bug. Offended g/m. Changed the course of the mission! Tell me, in order to tie up the dragon and offend G/M, and forget your life when you see a small profit, is it unresourceful? ”
“…… Yes, yes. ”
The group continued to walk forward, and after a few steps, Wudao Cangsheng suddenly stopped, and there was another burst of laughter. The friends hurriedly asked, and I said: "I laugh at the heavenly book and empty wisdom, but there is no great wisdom!" ”
“…… How so? ”
"He invited me to form an alliance and jointly touch the bottom of Canglong, but I can see it clearly, this person wants to be left and right, and neither side can be offended, how can he be a man and do things without a firm position? So just now, the dragon asked me to go to the Sanqing Palace, and I immediately refused. There was no dragging, but his attitude was vague. I am afraid that if I refuse to turn my face, I will be said to be ungrateful. When I thought that the Book of Absolute Heaven was going to be sent to death with the dragon in the forbidden land, do you think I can't laugh? ”
“……”
The group went to the Dan Palace, preparing to go to the NPC Senior Brother Xiaoren to take over the sect task, and as they walked, the common people laughed again, and everyone was shocked, Emma, is this person crazy?
This time, there was no need for others to ask, my Dao Cangsheng took the initiative to speak, looking very happy: "Look at the current sect channel, because of a binding dragon, now the sect has tied the Canglong and the book of the heavens to the sky, one is resourceful and unusual, and the other is holding the dragon in his hand, as if he is the first in real martial arts, don't you think it's funny?" ”
“…… What's so funny about that? ”
"You have to look back, in my opinion, it's just that the higher you hold it, the more painful it hurts, and it adds to the laughing stock, and when I think of their faces after failure, I can't help but want to laugh!"
Others laughed: "Yes, yes, funny, funny." ”
Quickly walked to the Dan Palace, Wudao Cangsheng suddenly stopped again, and everyone couldn't help but suddenly feel in their hearts, and couldn't help but secretly scream: Are you still coming?
Wu Dao Cangsheng didn't laugh this time, but frowned.
Everyone wondered: "My way, what's the situation?" ”
"Senior Sister Yanxia Feifei went to find the dragon to bind the dragon......"
"Maybe it's to see Strange, isn't she curious about everything?" Everyone knew that Wudao Cangsheng was very sensitive to the smoke and clouds, and said with relief: "Maybe it's to buy an eagle to raise the trick." ”
"Just ask the eagle to find me." Wu Dao Cangsheng said: "I am the first one who can be used by Zhenwu to raise the trick." ”
Yes, you are the first, but you are not the first to tell others, everyone thought to themselves, and said, "Don't think about it, just buy something." ”
Wudao Cangsheng nodded, and the group finally entered the Dan Palace, looking for a joke to talk, and suddenly heard Wudao Cangsheng leaning on again, and everyone hurriedly asked, "What's wrong?" ”
"Someone told me that Yanxia Feifei and Canglong had a good conversation, and then that bastard of Canglong joined Yanyu Building!"
Yanyulou is a guild created by Yanxia Feifei and another Jurchen Wumeng Xiyu, the first batch of players with either smoke or rain in their names, what to listen to the rain, meteor shower, rain night ice, night rain to listen to lotus, fireworks, small smoke, half a cigarette, as soon as you listen to the style of the name, you know that there are many boys and girls, welfare guild.
Everyone immediately leaned in unison and condemned: "Beasts! Let's ask him to add a friend, push three obstacles and four refusals, a high-minded appearance of a master outside the world, Yanxia Feifei invited, and his mother exposed his true face, but he simply added! This person's cliff is a scum who can't walk when he sees a beautiful woman! ”
“…… What, so it seems that the dragon is a non-union one? Just when everyone was indignant, only one person was more sober: "The top ten in combat power are all guilds." ”
"Don't think about it, there are so many real martial arts players, and some of them don't like to be in the limelight and won't challenge Uncle Yiyunzi, so naturally they won't be on the list......"
"After adding the guild, he is not exposed?" A group of people gritted their teeth and grinded their fists: "Being stared at by so many people, killing yourself!" ”
The man poured a basin of cold water on it again and reminded: "Only by adding friends will your true body be exposed." ”
“…… Damn, you can't even chat! No matter how diligent he is in changing his scarf, there will always be times when he slacks! Get him out when the time comes! ”
A group of people were envious, jealous and hateful, and scolded a few more words, but Wu Dao Cangsheng stopped talking, and the others looked at it and asked:
"Wudao, don't you say a few words?"
"What's the situation!"
“…… What's going on? ”
"O you! Children's private affairs are just small things, we must pay attention to the news at any time and pay attention to big things! "I have a few words of education. said: "You didn't see it just now? A Shaolin player has come to us to make trouble! ”
"Huh?" Everyone hurriedly flipped back the news. Then he said angrily: "How can this be true? And kill people! ”
"Today's events are one after another, so lively!"
"Let's go, we're down to business!" Wu Dao Cangsheng waved his hand: "Go and meet them!" ”
After a while, the sect channel and regional channel were chaotic, and the news that the Shaolin bald donkey hit Zhenwu Mountain was flying all over the sky, and the real martial arts players saw it, and this was worth it! The bald donkeys have come to the door. It just doesn't make sense!
Shaolin Zhenwu, Taishan Beidou, one in Kaifeng North, one in Xiangzhou North, Kaifeng Xiangzhou is adjacent, the two sects are still relatively close, it doesn't take much time to ride a horse to the opposite site, and the comings and goings are quite frequent.
These two schools have the most players, and there are many people. Play the game, anything can be compared. Than equipment, than skills, whether the sect is strong or not is also to compare, just imagine the eight wilderness several major sects, in terms of the number of players, can break a wrist is also Shaolin and Zhenwu, live close, there is friction when you come and go, first laugh at each other's martial arts.
Players of Zhenwu said that the martial arts of the Shaolin school are too strong and stupid, what is "splitting firewood", "subduing cats and dogs", like a big bowl of braised pork belly, although it is very full, but it can only make the peddlers and pawns feast, people who really know the taste will never like such greasy things, or the martial arts of Zhenwu is fresh and refined.
As soon as the Shaolin players heard the counterattack, the martial arts of the Zhenwu faction were too light, what 'Dao Sheng a urine', 'Breaking the trick to exorcise ghosts', it was like a plate of green vegetable tofu that forgot to add salt, although the color looked good, but after eating a bite, it could no longer arouse the appetite of others, and only old ladies and old men were willing to nibble on a bite or two.
After laughing at the martial arts, one scolded the other party for being a bald donkey, and one side said that the other side was a thief, like a big aunt, and every once in a while the two sides had to make trouble with each other once or twice, not to make trouble uncomfortable.
Both sides are used to it, no matter why this time, anyway, block those bald asses first!
Wudao Cangsheng led people to run down the mountain in a hurry, and when they arrived at the mountain gate outside the Tai Chi Dojo, they saw a group of five or six monks from a distance who had been surrounded in a safe area.
Before he got closer, he heard a fierce voice roaring: "Look, you still want to watch a ball?" Look at Lao Tzu again, you have to pick out your eyeballs and boil soup to drink! What a great number of people! ”
Zhenwu was not to be outdone: "Who didn't pull the zipper properly and exposed you?" ”
There was a commotion around, and Wu Dao Cangsheng stopped his footsteps first, and the person next to him whispered: "It's Bo Shicheng and them who came, no wonder they are so arrogant." ”
After inquiring, I learned that the original team of Shaolin bald donkeys was the Sun God Monk Bo Shicheng and his dogs, and Wudao Cangsheng and others suddenly felt a headache.
In other words, this Bo Shicheng is a more laid-back, uninhibited local tyrant, in order to play games, he specially registered a company, recruited a group of professional players to be employees, and went to work all day to play games.
I heard that this person first did a period of time to be a scattered person, and then considering that the skills of the younger brothers are not easy to mix, and the Shaolin seventy-two stunts are famous for many routines, so he took a group of people to become a monk, which is considered a halfway monk.
His subordinates followed a group of professional thugs, Bo Shicheng quickly became famous, this local tyrant is the most active in the fun, where there is something to drill, there was no shortage of real martial arts before, Shaolin except for the amazing sword Xiao Meng, he is the most difficult.
It turned out that Bo Shicheng's nickname was not called the Ritian Divine Monk, but the Iron Palm Divine Monk, and the meaning of fighting in the ring with the amazing sword Xiao Meng, but some time ago in Kyushu Mansion, Ritian Shenwei Shenxian Xin became famous in a battle, Bo Shicheng immediately changed his nickname, and asked his subordinates to publicize it everywhere, saying that Ritian Shenwei Shenxian Xin is his iron buddy, and the nickname of a good brother is about the same, so from now on he will be called Ritian Divine Monk, hoping that everyone will give some face.
I don't know if the god of heaven and the gods is believing that he is an iron buddy, anyway, when he saw this group of bald donkeys, his heart was like a dog in the sun, and then he looked at the few people who followed next to Bo Shicheng, all of them were the most difficult ones:
If you want money and don't want to die, the legendary diaper nicknamed "Tang Seng"; leaning on the corner of the wall, he looks sluggish and impotent, but in fact, he is the most vicious, nicknamed the "poisonous monk" poisoned milk powder; There is also a bald donkey, whose appearance is designed to be a superb appearance of high morality and Buddhism, but as soon as he speaks, the **** obscenity of his expression and voice is far better than that of the flower thief in the game, nicknamed "Silver Monk" Bright Pure Milk; As for the bald donkey who was yelling and screaming, looking like a pig, it was the "reckless monk" who woke up from a dream and was flashy.
Shen Monk, Tang Monk, Poison Monk, Silver Monk, Mang Monk, Shaolin Five Poison Monk, Wu Dao Cangsheng saw them, and felt very tricky, today I can't do a big melee of real martial arts and Shaolin.
"Damn! How is he? Any idea what's going on? "I asked, because this master likes to join in the fun, but he will not make trouble out of nothing and call the door for no reason.
"It seems to be in conflict with the Seven Young Merchants."
"Seven Young Merchants? The one in the Smoke and Rain Building? ”
"Yes."
As he was talking, the people from Yanyulou also came, and it was the imposing Seven Young Merchants who took the lead. (To be continued.) )