In Azeroth, the goblins are a magical race. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 infoWhen it comes to goblins, we can't avoid two key words - money and explosion.

Originating from the small island of Kozan in the Endless Sea, the goblins gained wisdom and overthrew the enslavement of the trolls, and these little green-skinned men took full advantage of their IQ and embarked on the path of "capital control power" and "technology determines everything". But due to their greedy nature, their products are often prone to unstable explosives due to quality problems ("cost savings" through a lack of necessary processes and materials). In the same way, because of greed, goblins are always good at deception, and they don't even care about their own credibility - even their lives.

Becoming a Trade Prince is the ultimate dream of every goblin, and it means a lot of money and a lot of influence, and in reality other races are often not as greedy as goblins.

Although he was skeptical of Drunken Wind's words, even a 1 in 10,000 possibility made Gazruvi's heart beat faster: "You, you'd better not lie to me!" In fact, his trembling voice almost betrayed his excitement at this moment.

"Of course it's not a lie, it's not necessary at all." Drunken Wind shook his head slightly, "As we all know, becoming a Trade Prince requires mastering at least one excellent 'Golden Route', and while you were almost one of the first goblins to come to Kalimdor, I guess compared to your fellow people in Treasure Bay, you already seem to have no routes that you can handle, right?" ”

The "cruel" reality made Gazruwe bow his head: "Obviously, I came first, who knows why this place is so primitive and so dangerous?" Cutting trees in the north will be chased by the Purple Skins (Night Elves), and the central prairies have nothing to produce, and I can't sell the prey from hunters to the Eastern Kingdoms. As for the south, damn bugs and yellow sand...... It sucks, I'm living on the taxes of Ratchet City! ”

It is undeniable that Gazruvi is a very capable goblin, as evidenced by the fact that he controls Ratchet City, a port city that connects the Eastern Kingdom and Kalimdor. It's a pity that he seems to lack some luck and path, and he didn't look in the right direction at all.

"So, are you going to be an architect?"

Gazruvi's greatest achievement was the construction of Orgrimmar, and although the huge fortress was eventually captured by adventurers, this did not prevent Gazruvi from becoming a master builder.

"Gazruvi is indeed a talented designer, but that doesn't make me a Prince of Trade! Don't be whimsical, big guy! ”

"No, I mean, if you want, you can assemble your own engineering team to handle these tasks, that's a lot of money!"

"Damn, are you kidding me? Do you know how expensive it is to maintain a goblin engineering team? Those damn machines are going to break down and need to be repaired and maintained...... These can make my head three laps bigger! ”

"And what do you think of this guy?" Drunken Wind slammed Cam's chest hard, "I think this guy has no problem finishing the Goblin Lumberjack, right?" ”

"This ......," Ghazruwe muttered.

"Cam, how many warriors like you are in your clan?" Drunken wind added a fire.

"Uh, the Mane Clan has two thousand warriors!"

"What about all the Minotaurs?"

"I don't know, maybe tens of thousands......"

Drunken Wind turned his head to stare at Ghazruvi, "If the goblins and the minotaurs work together to build an engineering team, can they take over all the work?" ”

"But where is there so much work for us to do?"

"You're a bad mouthful, goblin!" Drunken Wind ruthlessly debunked the goblin's excuse, "According to humans, this year is the 7th year of the Dark Gate, the orcs have just failed, and the once glorious Stormwind City is in urgent need of reconstruction!" You wouldn't know that the nobles had nothing left but gold, did they? ”

"As far as I know, these minotaurs are fighting the centaurs, right? They don't have the hands to do the work! ”

"It used to be, but I guarantee that this campaign will end in a month! After that, the threat of centaurs will be greatly reduced! ”

"What do you vouch for?"

"In this way, you first provide a batch of food for urgent use, and we will sign an agreement that if the war does not end within a month, double the compensation, otherwise it will be used as a deposit for cooperation."

"Even if the war ends in a month, I can't afford to wait! Time is money! ”

"You can afford to wait! In the Eastern Kingdom, even if it is a hot sand group, if it wants to take over a big business, it needs to dredge up the relationship. ”

"Damn it!" Gazruwe found that the panda man in front of him had a shrewdness that did not match his honest appearance, and gradually smashed his excuse that he could lower the price, "Where the hell did this guy come from?" ”

"Well, I have to admit that your idea -- I mean the little yellow cuties and the immense influence it would bring -- got my heart struck." "But in reality, if there is a problem in many links, the plan will be put on hold." ”

"I suppose you estimated the likelihood of the whole project succeeding before you were tempted, right? You should be able to imagine how valuable it would be to make a name for yourself in the Eastern Kingdoms, and once Stormwind is built, it will be the best advertisement. ”

"Yes, it's a whimsical genius plan, but it works. I only hope that humanity will not refuse me to build those great statues and palaces for the sake of so-called honor......"

"Don't pretend to be worried, honestly, it doesn't matter to you if you're denied those monumental buildings, right? As long as there is a price advantage, there is no reason why the construction of large residential and commercial areas should not be open to you when Stormwind City is rebuilt. ”

"Yes, I announce that we can reach a preliminary cooperation intention, but, can you call the shots for this group of minotaurs?"

"Absolutely!" Drunken Wind puffed out his chest proudly, "Please also ask Venerable Mr. Gazruwe to come with me, so that you, I, and the Grand Chief of the Minotaurs, Kane Bloodhoof, have a three-way meeting to witness this great moment!" ”

"The war is urgent, let's leave early tomorrow morning, how about it?"

"Yes."

………………………………

Early the next morning, the three of Drunkard, Cam, and Ghazruwe gathered.

"Let's take Lehman, it's fast and steady."

"Quick? Don't tease the big guys, let's try my goblin portal, it's here to fly, the goblin products are shocking! ”

"Don't make a fuss, I don't want to get to the location piece by piece, come on, can!"

The Cloud Flying Dragon hovering beside Drunken Wind suddenly rose into the wind and turned into a ten-meter-long Thunder God Cloud Flying Dragon with a thunderbolt shining on its body.

"Cool, it's a pity that it didn't explode, there's always something missing."

"Shut up, goblins, start now, for the sake of gold you need to reduce your love of explosions!"

"Well, for the sake of the gold."