After lunch, Emperor Xu felt the need to have a good rest, and after drinking the tea of He Shou Wu, which was prepared by the nobles, he rejected the invitation of the virtuous concubine and slept peacefully for an hour.

At night, looking at the empty "cherish Shuangshuang" dormitory, Concubine Wen, who was most fortunate to be loved and pampered, left. The huge dormitory suddenly became empty, and this beautless dormitory was like a royal garden that had been plucked out of flowers and grass, and it was boring! Emperor Xu couldn't help but think: Where is this emperor not double? Tonight, I want to find a reason for Concubine Xian to be convincingly attached to me......

In order to create the effect of wanting to promote the first and suppress the silent better than the sound of the emperor at this time, Concubine Xian also pondered in her heart how to make herself as unspeakable as Concubine Wen, racking her brains and thinking: I have long heard that Banzai loves calligraphy, why don't I write a calligraphy work and let him correct it. Thinking about it, Concubine Xian happily asked Huang Ying Bailing to prepare pen, ink, paper and inkstone, closed the door of the dormitory, and decided to secretly copy Xunzi's remarks about the "national treasure and national demon". The mouth can't speak, the body can do it, and the national weapon is also; The mouth can speak, the body can't do it, and the state is also ......" Even if because of poor physical strength, every word is written crookedly, and the "handmade products" made of sawtooth are not cared for, and the heart has been burning with the expectation of Emperor Xu's fiery embrace, and has been smiling and writing.

The grass grows and the warbler flies in the spring and the spring is warm, and the dragon flies and the phoenix dances in the rain of Wushan. Emperor Xu is like a jade tree, and like a chivalrous man riding a fierce horse to resist the wind.

"Concubine Xian, I have always been relieved, I forgot to ask you yesterday, do you know the origin of the author of that paragraph?"

"Concubine Sin seems to remember that Xunzi is a sub-sage, right?" Concubine Xian asked tentatively.

Emperor Xu sighed and said, "It's really a sin, I don't know who the concubine Lian Yasheng is, how is this good?" Let me give you a brief introduction to Xunzi first. Xunzi, a famous thinker and writer during the Warring States Period, people respected him at that time and called him Xunqing; And Mencius, second only to Confucius, is revered by the world as a sub-sage. ”

"Then the concubine is better not to be called a concubine, so as not to insult the saint, but the concubine also took the initiative to keep up with Long live, please see my calligraphy clumsy."

Emperor Xu took a cursory look, pouted, and said, "Famous artists, including me, write like dragons and phoenixes, and Concubine Ai actually writes so clumsily, what is it like?" ”

Concubine Xian held her cheeks and meditated for a moment, and exclaimed, "Like an earthworm struggling to move forward in the dirt." ”

After hearing this, Emperor Xu suddenly felt that Concubine Xian was also very interesting, and secretly wondered: Could it be that Concubine Wen's demonic aura will be transmitted to these beauties? It seems that I didn't hurt you in vain, and I know how to move closer to the "living color and fragrance" that bewitches and bewitches the Lord.

"Watch me perform for my concubine, pen and ink waiting!" Emperor Xu commanded happily.

Admire Emperor Xu's calligraphy works inscribed with Yizhuang and harmony. Concubine Xian didn't dare to praise immediately, and waited quietly for him to finish writing, before she lost her voice and praised: "It can be described as a masterpiece, the distance between the words is so even, as if measured with a ruler, and the size of each word is almost the same, how much is this like the mind of Long Live Spirit, the same holy grace is given to every person, each word is written with extraordinary momentum, and the charm of the dragon is written, the concubine really can't find a good word to praise, forgive the concubine's clumsy tongue." ”

Concubine Xian's words, listening to Emperor Xu's words, like a dragon flying in the sky, dancing a little tired, just want to quickly return to the warm harbor, to the surprise of Concubine Xian, Emperor Xu smiled evilly and flirted, and said: "Under my fierce attack, wait a while, Concubine Ai's clumsy tongue will probably become a clever tongue like a snake." ”

"I hate it, it's obviously a clever tongue, why did it become a clever tongue like a snake?" …… The two emperors and concubines were like two pieces of rice paper gently stacked together......

"Report! Long live the favorite concubine Concubine Wen and her party came to Huizhou to visit Master Su and asked Master Su to receive him warmly. ”

The prefect of Huizhou personally passed the message and led Concubine Wen and her party to Su Shi's mansion.

"Knock on Concubine Wen!" Su Shi, who was 59 years old at the time, heard that Concubine Wen and her entourage had come to visit him in the cold house, and he was all excited, and immediately knelt down with his beloved wife Chaoyun to greet him.

"Excuse me! The famous Bachelor Su paid so much attention to red tape, and for me, a little woman, he actually used the prostrations that only exist for long live, which was a ruin to the palace. Concubine Wen laughed happily, which suddenly made Su Shi a lot easier.

"The old minister is late, naturally full of guilt, if you don't do this gift again, long live the blame, the old minister's old bones can't stand the toss!" Su Shi also laughed happily.

"It's okay, with my old bones with you, you will always come out." Buddha Yin said with a smile.

Seeing his friend Buddha Yin accompanying him, Su Shi was overjoyed, and swung a punch and hit Buddha Yin's right shoulder.

"Reward! Hongu likes interesting ministers. An Ning immediately dismounted, took off the cordyceps package he was carrying, presented it to the bachelor with both hands, and said: "This is specially instructed by Concubine Wen Niangniang to prepare for the bachelor, please smile, hope that the bachelor Su nourishes the noble body, and continues to write poems for the Great Song Dynasty that have been recited through the ages." ”

Because of following Su Shi for a long time and taking care of him meticulously, named as a concubine, Wang Chaoyun, who is actually his beloved wife, has deteriorated and suffered from serious internal rheumatism.

Chaoyun took Concubine Wen and her party to the hall and sat down and gave green tea. Seeing Chaoyun limping and lame, Concubine Wen was distressed and couldn't sit still at all, so she followed Chaoyun to the kitchen.

Concubine Wen asked gently: "Sister Chaoyun, it's not very convenient for you, please try to keep your diet as simple as possible at noon, and I'll let my sisters do it for the two of you." ”

I can't imagine that the noble Concubine Wen Niangniang is the same as Xianggong, entering is expensive, and going out is at peace with what happens, which can be described as 'self-contempt and self-inferiority', which is really the same as Xianggong, and can't help but be happy.

"Sister, what are you laughing at?" Concubine Wen asked curiously.

"Niangniang, I laugh at you for being the same as my bachelor, with an untimely stomach."

"Yes, Qiankun Langlang, but please be worthy of my heart." Concubine Wen said with a smile.

Concubine Wen was full of admiration for Chaoyun and couldn't help asking, "Sister, can you tell me how old you are this year?" ”

"Back to the mother, the girl is 34 years old this year, please go to the hall and sit, this kitchen is too humid and hot, not good for health."

"Keep it as simple as possible, maybe I'll have to bother you for a few more days."

"Xianggong, go buy more fish and meat and come back, and the market will be disbanded." Su Shi was chatting with the maids and maids, and was abruptly interrupted by Chaoyun's command.