There are still three months to give birth to the princess, Concubine Wen feels that it is a long time, she will always learn from Su Shi to find ways to find pleasures. After the meal, the emperor and concubine went to learn to erect "such as Zen", and softened the time in the fast and slow steps. However, when she is "two to ten thousand", she will walk like a fly, as if she has completely forgotten her mission.

As a group, they will often enjoy the croaking of frogs and cicadas together.

One day, Jade Butterfly was very unhappy when she saw Concubine Wen, and said: "Sister, you say, it's not strange, I heard the old man in my hometown say that these cicadas that chirp loudly are actually sons." ”

"Is it, are those silent cicadas a lady?" Concubine Wen was happy all of a sudden.

"Sister, these cicadas are screaming so hard. If it were me, I would have died of exhaustion. Concubine Xian said.

"Yes, fortunately we are not cicadas, otherwise, it would be annoying to scream all day long." The third sister said.

"So, can you describe the cicada's call? Sister, do you see them screaming so devotedly? The eighth sister asked.

"Screaming overwhelmingly", "Screaming upset", "Screaming hoarsely", "Screaming loudly and loudly." The beauties described one after another.

"Hooray, please forgive me." Concubine Wen said.

"But it doesn't hurt to talk about it, you're my favorite concubine." Emperor Xu said with a smile.

"In the world, women are carefully dressed up as bright flowers and branches to please the jade tree. However, in the world of cicadas, the male cicadas are trying their best to chirp and please the female cicadas. Besides, I remember that the peacock who opened the screen was also a man. They are all living beings, why are the human world so different from the animal kingdom? Concubine Wen was blunt, frowning.

The sisters were anxious, the eighth sister hurriedly covered her mouth, and the rest of the beauties pleaded for her, saying: "Long live, forgive my sister for her honest words, since Chaoyun left, she has been unhappy." ”

Looking at Concubine Wen's plump figure, Emperor Xu felt excusable and said, "Concubine Ai, you can say whatever you want, anyway, this is not above the court." ”

"Hooray, how about you help us analyze the analysis?"

"This is a mystery for the ages, Rong Zhen pondered it."

"In the world, since ancient times, men have been inferior to women, and most men are financially independent, so they are naturally domineering and self-righteous in front of women. However, I know that there is another dynasty in history that has subverted tradition, and that is—"

"Wu Meiniang Dynasty." All the beauties said in unison.

"Yes, the concubines have some insight." Emperor Xu boasted.

"I also know that women are inherently beautiful, and they become even more beautiful after being carefully dressed, which is called 'excellence' and 'beauty and beauty'."

"Then, long live, the concubine remembers that you said that the world in the future will be equal between men and women, because you make the princess happier, if you can let the Yushu people also dress up, then it is called beautiful."

"Haha, think about these bearded eyebrows, rough skin and rough meat, I'm afraid I can't even apply the fat powder, and if I barely dress it up in time, I will end up with a 'painting tiger is not an anti-dog'." Emperor Xu, he was already happy.

As soon as these words came out, the beauties laughed a ball early, and almost laughed off the fragrant powder and pearls.

"Well, tomorrow is the Mid-Autumn Festival, sisters have to do it early, we will secretly put on makeup for Banzai, and definitely dress him up as a peerless beauty. All right? Concubine Wen was completely happy.

On the second day, sure enough, at the instigation of Concubine Wen, the beauties washed their faces for Emperor Xu, and then, some painted their eyebrows, some painted their lips, and some smeared fat powder, really dressed up as a beautiful man, and everyone was happy for an hour, before they reluctantly cleaned Emperor Xu.

Emperor Xu happily laughed at himself: "The world is the same, starting from the emperor becoming a daughter!" ”

"Where, where, it's just for Banzai to experience the troubles of being a woman." Concubine Wen said.

"Happiness starts with a beautiful appearance." The eighth sister also joked with a smile.

"Well, the words of no complaints, can be called a classic, beauties need to remember!" Emperor Xu.

"Yes, there are no ugly concubines in the world, only lazy women." Wei Meiren Bai Mei Niang said.

"Who said there are no ugly concubines in history."

"Who's who?" The beauties asked anxiously.

"I only know that her name is Wuyan, and I don't know anything else." Concubine Wen said.

"It's like a concubine like Xi Shi, I don't know why it's nothing, your spirit of curiosity is already very cute. There is an idiom called 'it seems to be unsalted', which means that a certain woman is very ugly. The allusion comes from Zhong Lichun, the first ugly girl in the Spring and Autumn Period. Why is Zhong Lichun also called Zhong Wuyan, this "no salt" is homophonic to "no color", plus "no color" means "no bright color". ”

"Tell us a story about her, please?" Concubine Wen said.

Her father used to be a grassroots officer in the Qi army, and Zhong Lichun was influenced by her father, who did not like needlework since he was a child, liked to play with guns and sticks, and practiced the art of "Yi". At that time, Wuyanyi was a silkworm area, and Zhong Lichun's favorite job was mulberry picking. In order to pick mulberry and practice martial arts. She made a mulberry hook with a hundred-pound iron pestle and played with it all day long.

On this day, Lichun and the sisters came to the mulberry garden to pick mulberry, and after each person picked a large basket, it was not yet time. Zhong Lichun said to the sisters: It's still early, everyone practice martial arts for an hour and then go home. When the sisters heard this, they all rejoiced, and they took off their cloaks, girded their loins, and made gestures by the edge of the garden. The sisters were practicing energetically, and suddenly heard the sound of horses' hooves in the distance, Zhong Lichun listened to it and said: "It's not good, Zhao Jun has come to loot again, hurry into the mulberry garden and hide." The sisters entered the mulberry garden like little sparrows avoiding eagles, Zhong Lichun packed up their baskets, and when they arrived at the edge of the garden, two Zhao soldiers had already come to her, and one of them raised his spear and stabbed Zhong Lichun. Zhong Lichun didn't panic when he saw this, he blocked the other party with a mulberry hook, and swept over, but the soldier was stopped and beaten in two. As soon as the sisters saw Zhong Lichun's success, they flocked out, and Zhao Jun saw this formation, and couldn't figure out what kind of weapon their partner had died in, so he turned around and fled.

Later, she also formed an army called the Unsalted Army. Since then, a proverb has spread in the Linzi area: 'The saltless lady is ugly, and the king of Qi is safe. ’”

"Well, it's really exciting, it's too motivating for us! Sisters, all of us must practice martial arts with our hearts, and in the future, we will also form an army called 'Concubine Wu'. ”

"Wow, it seems that ugly people are blessed, and ugly people can bring blessings to them." "Ugly people are so strong, and they rarely show weakness." "Most of the ugly people are talented." The beauties expressed their opinions and said one after another.

"No wonder the cicada doesn't dress up, it only knows how to call lovers hard, it turns out that it is talented." Concubine Wen said stupidly, and everyone was happy.

"Sons don't need to please beauties on the outside, because he has put his deep love in his heart, and he can turn into a fiery warm lover at any time, besides, ordinary men, they want to earn money to support their families, how can they have time to dress up? There is a kind of beauty called inner beauty. The eighth sister was very understanding and said with a smile.

Concubine Wen covered her stomach and complained: "This day of giving birth to pearls, Concubine Ben still feels that it is extremely long. Emperor, what a way to resolve this bad feeling? ”

"Aifei, learn from cicadas. Cicadas, 'Zen' also. They cry out when they should cry, and sleep when they should sleep. Never feared! ”

"The concubine is relieved, thank you for the amorous and erudite long live!" Concubine Wen's heart was full of gratitude, because Emperor Xu broke the heavens with one word!