The police
My name is Song Yi, and my name is taken from "Hanshu Wuzi Biography", to protect the country and the people, but I am not respectful!
I had a poor academic record and was a rebellious person. I didn't learn much until I graduated from college. According to the words of adults, I have read the book for nothing after so many years.
Fortunately, my father, Song Wuping, is a veteran and has some connections, so he sent me to the public security bureau and became a small police officer.
I'm a person who has no quarrel with the world, and I don't have any fights, so no one deceives me or hates me. In the bureau, the popularity is not bad.
The Public Security Bureau is divided into many departments, but only the two departments of the duty room and the archives room have sisters, and the rest are big men. So, young people in their twenties like me, and those sloppy plainclothes, went to these two places when they had nothing to do.
Therefore, every day in this huge conference hall, there are only some cadres and me left, which makes me very depressed.
Recently, a new policy has been introduced in the bureau, saying that every regular police officer must bring an auxiliary police officer, which is a bit of a newcomer.
So, I was somehow assigned a partner.
The partner's name is Zhang Chao, a twenty-year-old young man, who watches Hong Kong movies such as "Crazy Boy" and "Infernal Affairs" with a mobile phone one day, and especially admires Chen Haonan.
Young people, just have enthusiasm, it's good.
If there is nothing to do, I will drive the bus in the bureau to the gate of the First People's Hospital in the city to see a person.
Of course, don't think that I am sick and hospitalized, because my ex-girlfriend works there, but I don't have the face to see her, so I have to hide and watch!
Why don't you dare to see it? This is as simple as when you were a child and told people that you were the Monkey King when you grew up, and then you had to set up colorful clouds to marry someone. As a result, you will still be a supreme treasure when you grow up, just ask, do you still have the face to see others?
I'm a thin-skinned person who thinks a lot.
"Brother Song, where are you going?" Zhang Chao shouted at me with his mobile phone.
I didn't look back, just stopped: "First People's Hospital, do you want to go?"
"Go!"
So, I drove the bus and took this hot-blooded boy to the gate of the city's First People's Hospital. When I got there, I didn't get out of the car, so I parked in the corner and peeked at the girl in a nurse's uniform in front of the reception desk inside.
"That's you?"
Zhang Chao is like a 100,000 whys a day, wherever he goes, when he sees something curious or something he doesn't understand, he will shout, Brother Song, what is that. Or, Brother Song, that's why.
I was a little impatient: "Ex-girlfriend." ”
"It turns out that Brother Song is also a person with a story. After saying that, he picked up his phone and went to watch a movie again.
It's the best, it's quiet, and I don't have to ask a hundred thousand whys here, and I get upset by asking.
Actually, I admire myself, every time I come to see this, I can see the afternoon.
"Brother Song, the sun is about to go down to rest, why don't we go back?" Zhang Chao put down his phone and stretched a big lazy waist.
"Let's go, send the bus back to the bureau, and go home for dinner from work, do you want to come along?" I said casually.
But I didn't expect that this kid actually agreed, he really didn't know what politeness was! For Zhang Chao, I really admire him, he sometimes chases you like a fly and asks why, he quietly watches those Hong Kong movies, with a murderous face, and like a hot-blooded young man, when he is nervous, he looks like a fool.
People are really more than one.
When I passed by Pearl Plaza, there were a bunch of people in the corner of the ATM door, which felt a little abnormal.
"There seems to be something!" Zhang Chao said thoughtfully.
Nonsense, do you need to say it? I thought so in my heart, but I didn't say it.
"I'll go down and take a look, don't come here, just watch from a distance, if the situation is not right, just call Team Li." When I was done, I opened the door and walked over there.
After I passed, I didn't go directly into it, but blended in with the crowd and observed the situation first. Actually, I'm also quite afraid of death, I'm afraid that if I rush out, there will be a gangster on the other side and kill me with one shot, and then I will no longer be able to enjoy this fancy world and see my ex-girlfriend.
In the middle of the crowd, there was a man and a woman, the man was a thug with a gun, and the woman was a college student, but she was quite beautiful and had sexy long legs.
I patted the shoulder of a group of people next to me: "What's going on?"
The crowd explained to me for a while, and I understood. It turned out that the man seemed to have a little nervous problem, at the door of the bank, pulling the woman, and then there vigorously said that this was her daughter, pulling for a long time, some people couldn't stand it, and wanted to come forward to see righteousness and bravery, the man was not happy, took out a local gun, and threatened people to recognize her father, otherwise, he would kill people.
It's a big world, it's all wonderful!" I sighed as I walked over to the man.
Although I am afraid of death, at least I still have the consciousness of action.
I had just walked up to the thug, who glanced at me alertly and then pointed his gun at me: "Yo, don't think that if you are you, I am afraid of you, no one can snatch my daughter!"
His expression was as if it were true.
I looked at the muzzle of the gun, and I was nervous. However, I immediately came up with an idea.
"Uncle, I believe she is your daughter, and I came here to persuade her to recognize you. I said with a shameless smile on my face.
Strictly speaking, my style is indeed not qualified, but at least my crooked ways can still save people at critical moments.
When the man heard this, he was immediately happy, and while he was gesturing there, he said to the girl, "Did you hear that, everyone said so, and you still don't recognize me?"
This is the opportunity. As the man gestured with the gun, I grabbed his wrist and twisted it so that the gun fell to the ground.
Then, I pulled out the handcuffs from my waist and threw them into his hand, and I was subdued.
After this guy was subdued by me, he began to go berserk, and he struggled desperately with a hideous face, like a devil. Struggling to move, he started yelling there again.
Say what to kill me, I snatched his daughter or something, decisively a psychopath.
In fact, it is not difficult to deal with a thug who suffers from neurosis, as long as you follow his train of thought first, he will easily believe you, and you will be able to fool him, and if you fool him, you will have a chance to subdue him.
The hardest thing to deal with is the sane thugs.
So, today's situation is a blessing.
Just as I was about to leave with the thug, the female college student shouted at me: "Uncle, I'm afraid, can you take me with you now?"
Damn, what's going on, I don't need peach blossom luck! God, just give me some career luck.
I turned my head and saw the girl looking at me with tears in her eyes, looking pitiful, as if she was going to cry at any moment.
I can't stand girls crying the most, as long as girls cry, I'm out of line.
I squeezed the thug's handcuffs tightly, lowered my head, and said helplessly: "Sister, I've served you, don't cry first, I promise you everything." ”
As soon as I finished saying this, her expression immediately changed, and she ran to me with a smile: "Thank you, uncle." ”
Alas, a woman's face is like a June day, and it changes when it is said! No, how can I feel like I am being calculated.
So just like that, I not only took a thug back to the police station, but also a sexy and cute female college student back to the police station.
Those colleagues who passed by started making fun of me as soon as they saw me. Yo, Brother Song, what about arresting people and bringing a girlfriend? Or do you want to handle the case while dating!
Whenever I heard these words, I could only sigh weakly and muttered silently in my heart.
Brothers, you may not believe it, but in fact, I captured this mentally ill gangster by accident, and I also kidnapped a female college student by accident.
"You and Zhang Chao are waiting for me here, and I'll bring people to the people of the security brigade. I gave a casual explanation, and then led the thug to the interrogation room.
Today's interrogation room interrogates the prisoner by the living Yama "Zhou Tian". Why is it called "Living Yama"? Because none of the prisoners in his hands dared to deny their guilt. Of course, no one knows what method he used.
But this Sunday's appearance doesn't match his domineering nickname at all. He was my age, but he was short, and he was dark, like he was from Africa.
But no one would dare to call him an African, because if he looks at you with those terrible eyes, you will feel as if you are being targeted by hundreds of evil spirits, which is terrifying.
As soon as I entered the interrogation room, Zhou Tian's lazy voice came into my ears: "Yo, Song Yi, you can also arrest people, what are you doing here?"
After I sent the prisoner to the interrogation chair and controlled him, I turned my head and smiled at Zhou Tian: "Neurotic, holding hostages with guns, I have to let people recognize him as a father!"
"Day," Zhou Tian suddenly went violently: "Song Yi, the prisoner brought by your king and eight calves is really not good, this neurotic cannot be sentenced, and I have no bonus! You have successfully rescued the hostages and saved a meritorious achievement." ”
I sighed and said with a depressed face: "This is the first time I have made meritorious service since I entered the bureau. ”
Zhou Tian was stunned for a moment, and then laughed. At this moment, I look like a clown in his eyes.
His laughter was so harsh, his demeanor was so piercing. In the end, I didn't get angry and just left quietly.
The thug didn't need to be interrogated on Sunday, just take him to the relevant hospital for evaluation, and then send him directly to a psychiatric hospital.
This is actually my first achievement in the game, and it's a bit incredible to think about it.
"Done?" Zhang Chao put down his phone and grinned at me.
I nodded, then sat down beside him, and said with a tired face, "Sister, what are you going to do now? If you're afraid, I'll send you home." ”
The female college student stood up directly, then squatted in front of me, and asked innocently, "Uncle, are you renting a house?"
"Bought. ”
"Do you live alone?"
"Yes, there's a fart. ”
Suddenly, there was a trace of tears in the girl's eyes, and Chu Chu said pitifully: "Uncle, it is not easy for a foreigner to come here to work and study in college, and he has just been held hostage by mental illness. Why don't I move in with you?"
I wanted to refuse, but when I saw her begging face, I couldn't bear it.
Alas, my biggest weakness is that my heart is too soft.
Seeing that I still hadn't spoken, the girl added, "I'll pay the rent." ”
At this time, Zhang Chao's kid spoke: "Sister, Brother Song doesn't agree, I agree, you come to live in my house, my house is spacious, I am also a name, and I have the same sense of security as I am." ”
The girl glared at him fiercely: "You want to be beautiful!"
The two of them were about to quarrel again, but I hurriedly said something to stop me: "Okay, okay, you two don't quarrel, it's not impossible to go to live with me, but the premise is to keep a good distance from me." ”
The girl immediately smiled and nodded: "Yes!"
To be honest, if I put her in Zhang Chao's place, I really don't feel at ease.
Then, I took a female college student and a hot-blooded assistant police officer back to my residence.
As soon as he entered, Zhang Chao sighed there: "Wow, Brother Song, you actually live in such a big place by yourself." ”
I ignored him and ordered takeout instead. When I'm alone, I'm not in the mood to cook, and when there's a lot of people, I'm too lazy to cook. After leaving her, I was also sick.
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but smile self-deprecatingly.
After the takeaway was delivered, a table of people began to eat and drink, and there was no nonsense chatting. Zhang Chao and the girl drank drinks, while I drank wine. Many people say that people who smoke have things on their minds, and people who drink have stories.
Indeed, I am indeed a person with a story, and for this story, I went from drinking to relieve my sorrows at first, and then became addicted to alcohol.
The girl told us that her name was Daino, that she was 23 years old, and that she was from the north. Because when I was a child, I heard that this place is like spring all year round, and it is very easy to live, so I applied here when I was in college.
Zhang Chao, this kid, suddenly became a thief. He began to ask Daino what kind of boyfriend he wanted to find, at what age he got married, etc., which annoyed Daino.
The most important thing is that these two fools are still pretending to be forced to drink liquor. With his wine, he can't go crazy and burn down my house after a sip of wine.
Thinking of this, I was so frightened that I quickly hid the pot of liquor in my bedroom. After that, the two fools were still there boasting to me and Dano about how good he was drinking, and he was known as the god of wine.
At last after eating, the kid actually proposed to live here as well. Fuck, are you here to open an apartment or a welfare society, and everyone will come to live there.
So, I grabbed him by the collar and kicked him out, telling him to report on time tomorrow and not to be late.