"So Jun Yuan is a person here," Buddha Yin watched the beauties having so much fun, and felt that the Great Song Dynasty was really a paradise-like country, and suddenly felt that Concubine Wen was a fairy descending to earth.

"Don't hesitate to be a mountain man." Concubine Wen was quick to think and immediately made a good sentence.

Yunxiang wiped the hot sweat, and the Buddha Yin instantly came up with Su Shi's wonderful sentence, and recited: "The fragrant sweat is cold." ”

"Hurry up and call grandpa, the old man will send you the next sentence." As soon as these words came out, the beauties felt that Concubine Wen was going to be embarrassed.

However, Concubine Wen replied nonchalantly: "My great monk of the Great Song Dynasty can be described as a national treasure, how can he be old?" You and Mr. Su's words and deeds must shine together with the sun and the moon and shine together in the starry sky of history. Besides, in my eyes, how many young people can compare with your spiritual temperament of traveling all over the world and making good connections? In Qingmei's eyes, at most my eldest brother. Big brother is above, please don't hesitate to teach, how to pick up the next poem of the bachelor? ”

"The sweat of the cool shirt is fragrant, mother."

After staying in the mountains for more than an hour, Concubine Wen felt a little hungry, and pointed to Ling'er's stomach, Ling'er suddenly understood, and hurriedly took out the package and arranged the apples, pears and other fruits that had been washed in advance.

The Buddha seal master and apprentice followed Concubine Wen and her party to explore the stream in the forest, washed their hands, and the Gu family also took out cakes, steamed buns and other dry food, and the monks and laymen sat down, and happily added food to the breeze in the forest.

Concubine Wen thought about Su Shi's argument that he was a foodie, and asked boldly: "Brother Foyin, tell me one or two stories about wine tasting and poetry among your literati, okay?" ”

"This, there must be."

Buddha Yin chewed a few mouthfuls of apples and said calmly: "Dongpo and Tingjian live in Jinshan Temple. One day, they beat bread and ate it. The two discussed, this time, they would not tell the monks in the temple. After a while, the bread was ripe, and the two of them counted the number, and first offered the cake to the Guanyin Bodhisattva's seat, bowed down diligently, and prayed. Unexpectedly, the old man had already hidden in the tent of God, and while the two were kneeling down to pray, he reached out and stole two pieces of bread. After Su Shi finished worshipping, he got up and saw that there were two pieces of bread missing, so he knelt down and prayed again: Guanyin Bodhisattva is so powerful, he ate two pieces of bread, why didn't he come out to meet?

The old man replied in the tent: If I have noodles, I will make a few pieces of food with you, how dare I disturb them?

Another time, Su Dongpo was in Hangzhou, and the two of us were the best, and the two of them often joked while drinking and chanting poetry.

I, a monk, are greedy for the pleasure of eating and drinking, and whenever Su Dongpo has a banquet, the old man always comes uninvited. One night, Su Dongpo invited Huang Tingjian to visit the West Lake, and a lot of wine and food were prepared on the boat. The cruise ship was offshore, Dongpo smiled and said to Ting Jian: Buddha Yin has to arrive every time he gathers, tonight we will take a boat to the lake to drink wine and chant poetry, and have a good time, he will not be able to come anyway. Who knew that the monk and I had heard about Su Huang Youhu a long time ago, so I hid under the cabin and hid under the cabin when the two of them did not get on the boat.

The bright moon is in the sky, the cool breeze is cool, the lotus fragrance is full of the lake, the cruise ship slowly came to the three towers of the West Lake, Dongpo held the wine glass, stroked the beard, and happily said to Ting Jian: There is no Buddha seal today, we are also quiet, first come to a wine order, the first two sentences should be used in the scene, and the last two sentences should end with the word "yay". Huang Tingjian said: Okay! Dongpo said first: "The clouds are removed, the bright moon comes out, what can the sky say?" What the hell is it? Ting Jian looked at the lotus flowers in the lake, and then said: Lianping set it aside, and the fish came out, and it got its place! Well deserved!

At this time, the monk and I couldn't help it under the cabin of the ship, and as soon as I heard what Huang Tingjian said, I pushed the cabin board open, climbed out, and said: The boat board is opened, and the Buddha seal comes out, which is suffocating! It's suffocating!

Su Huang two poets, when they saw a person suddenly crawling out from under the plank, they were startled, and after a closer look, it turned out to be Lao Ge and me, and when they heard Lao Ge say such four lines of poetry, they couldn't help but laugh.

Dongpo pulled the old man to sit down and said: You hid it well, and it was wonderful, but you ate it again today! So, the monks and laymen enjoyed the moon and the lake, talking and laughing. ”

It seems that happiness must be earned by oneself, and this saying is the same in ancient and modern times. Brother Foyin strategized in the strategic, decisive victory thousands of miles away, relying on Yuantong's philosophy of life and witty and agile talent, he will be able to eat all the delicacies of his friends on land, sea and air, which can be described as a master in the world. ”

"Concubine Wen Niangniang praises also!" Buddha Yin was embarrassed.

Concubine Wen stared at these newborn weeds and green leaves, feeling bored.

"Concubine Wen, it turns out that you, you are here, it is easy for us to find it. Emperor Xu is afraid of you, you, something has gone wrong, he sent the two of us, to escort. The two masters of safety and tranquility came quickly, and they trotted all the way, already sweating profusely and panting, and their speech became stammering.

"Thank you two for coming to escort, rest for a while, and then come over to listen to the story of the monk."

Seeing that the two warriors had settled down, Buddha Yin volunteered and said: "Su Shi is a great talent, he and Lao Wei often participate in meditation and meditation together. The old man is honest and honest, and he is always bullied. Su Shi is sometimes very happy to take advantage, and when he goes home, he likes to show off with his talented sister Su Xiaomei.

One day, the monk and lay meditated together again. Su Shi asked: What do you look like me? The old man said, "I see you like a Buddha." Su Shi laughed after hearing this, and said to Buddha Yin: Do you know what I see you sitting there like? It's like a pile of cow dung. This time, it seems that the old man has suffered a dumb loss again.

This guy went home and teased this matter in front of Su Xiaomei.

The little sister sneered and said to her brother, as far as your understanding is concerned, you still participate in Zen, do you know what is the most important thing for people who participate in Zen? It is to see the heart and mind, you have it in your heart, and you have it in your eyes. The Buddha Yin said that if you look like a Buddha, it means that he has a Buddha in his heart; You say that the Buddha seal is like cow dung, think about what you have in your heart!

After Su Shi heard this, he was full of regret, and it is said that he had not eaten for a day.

Another time, Su Dongpo and Lao Qu boated on the river and chanted poems. Dongpo saw a dog gnawing on a bone by the river, so he thought about it and wanted to play tricks on the old man. He pointed at the dog who was gnawing on the bones with a fan, and called the old man to look at it, and his face was quite proud. At first glance, he knew that Dongpo wanted to scold himself again, so he threw the fan with Dongpo's poem inscribed on Dongpo that Dongpo gave him into the river. When Dongpo saw Lao Qu behaving like this, he immediately understood, and the original smug look on his face immediately disappeared. Why? It turned out that we were playing dumb riddles, and Dongpo asked Lao Qu to see the dog gnawing bones by the river, but in fact, he gave Lao Ge a scolded couplet: the dog gnawed on the river (monk) bones. Lao Qu threw the fan inscribed with Dongpo's poems into the river, and not only picked up Dongpo's upper couplet, but also scolded Dongpo back: Water Flow Dongpo Poem (corpse). ”

"Hehehe, it's really interesting, what a pair of talents, if there is no big brother Foyin, Master Su doesn't know how lonely he is, maybe he lacks the passion of countless fights and creations out of thin air."

"Can passion be held in buckets?" Foyin laughed loudly.

"How can life be unhappy? Why can't you taste it? Concubine Wen was full of joy.

For fear that the escort would be useless, he neglected his master and hurriedly urged the ladies to return to the palace.

Although the Buddha seal is 65 years old, it has not been a long time to become a year-old friend with Concubine Wen, and when he left, he left two wonderful poems: "Return a bowl of ruthless tears, hate not to meet when it is not shaved." ”

Concubine Wen thanked the monks for their masterpieces, and felt that she had failed her confidant's long affection.