"Hehe......" Xiao Keer smiled, pouted, and said unconvinced, "First of all, I want to deny the uncle's first sentence, I think the uncle is not omniscient but narcissistic and thick-skinned." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info Secondly, I also want to deny your second sentence, uncle, even if I don't bring food, I won't be hungry, because Sister Diao Chan must have brought it. ”

"Right, Sister Diao?" Little Keer also asked Diao Chan.

"Hmm." Diao Chan nodded slightly.

"Finally, I want to deny the third sentence of the uncle, who said that I didn't bring food?"

I saw that Xiao Ke'er quickly took out the space ring...... A lollipop.

"............" A group of crows flew over Tianjiaozi's forehead, he didn't expect that he only said three words, but was denied by Xiao Keer one by one? Is there any reason for this?

Also, Xiao Keer brought some lollipops without bringing any food, this method ...... Too loli, right?

Is she going to live on lollipops when she has no food to eat?

Alas,Mean,I don't understand Lori's thoughts!

"Okay, don't talk when you eat, don't talk when you eat." Diao Chan spoke, as a well-educated beauty, she was very particular about the rules of the table.

Tianjiaozi and Xiao Ke'er talked eloquently at the dinner table, which made her feel bad.

"Chan'er, don't say that." Tianjiaozi sat next to Diao Chan, squeezed her body ambiguously, and said, "You should chat when you eat, otherwise it will be too boring?" What's the point of eating with dry light? ”

"Then you can drink water." Diao Chan gave him a blank look.

"Drink water? NONONO。 Tianjiaozi waved his hand, "I have red wine here, do you want a glass?" ”

"Red wine?" Diao Chan didn't expect Tianjiaozi's preparation to be really sufficient, all kinds of food and even wine have been prepared, is this going to party?

Look at the others, except for some big guys who have delicious food, they are basically gnawing on dry food.

Tianjiaozi is good here, plates of hot food as if they have just been baked, and fine wine, this life is too appropriate, right?

"Then ...... Have a drink. "The wine is very low and the sable doesn't mind tasting it.

Tianjiaozi took out a cup, poured it full, and handed it to Diao Chan.

"Hey, how can this cup glow?" Diao Chan took the wine glass, but was surprised to find that the wine glass was glowing? Isn't that incredible?

"Glow-in-the-dark glass of grape wine." Tianjiaozi smiled.

"Glow-in-the-dark cup?" Diao Chan didn't ask again, picked up the wine glass, and drank it all.

I'll go, Tianjiaozi is dumbfounded, are all women so bold now? Actually got a mouthful?

Not afraid of getting drunk?

"How's it going, does it taste okay?" Tianjiaozi just took a small sip, looked at Diao Chan, whose cheeks were already red, and asked.

"Partition...... Endure...... It's delicious. Diao Chan burped, and then drunkenly leaned into Tianjiaozi's arms.

Tianjiaozi took the opportunity to wrap his arms around her little waist.

Start with a small waist, and the soft and soft feeling should not be too cool.

"Uncle, did you deliberately want to get Sister Diao Chan drunk? And then take the opportunity to do bad things? Little Keer smiled sheepishly.

"Little girl, what do you know?" Tianjiaozi rolled his eyes, "What does this have to do with me, it's obviously because Chan'er drank all the wine in one gulp." ”

"Hehe, why did the uncle pour so much wine?" Xiao Ke'er said, "I know, wine is generally only poured to one-third of the wine glass, and you, uncle, are actually full, and they are about to spill out." ”

"Ke'er, can you stop being so smart?" Tianjiaozi is helpless, in fact, he really has the intention of getting drunk Diao Chan.

He thinks that he and Diao Chan should be one step closer, and the home run is still far away, at least he has to go to second base, right?

"Uncle, you actually use such despicable means, you can't do it." Xiao Ke'er waved her hand, "It's been so long, and you haven't taken down Sister Diao Chan yet?" ”

"Uncle, you're not still a virgin, are you?" Little Kerr was surprised.

"Is it worth being so surprised that I'm a virgin?" Tianjiaozi was stunned, "Also, Ke'er, how old are you, can you not say such dirty words?" Also, uncle, I'm not despicable, and it's not me who got drunk, it's him who gets drunk, who is to blame? ”

"Hehe, it's good that everyone knows this kind of thing, why say it?" Xiao Ke'er shook her head and asked, "Uncle, how far have you and Sister Diao Chan developed, second base?" Third base? Are you ready for a home run tonight? ”

"Ke'er, where did you learn this?" Tianjiaozi was helpless, "This kind of thing is not what you should say at your age." ”

"What's this?" Xiao Keer pursed her lips and didn't mind, "Answer me quickly, uncle, are you going to hit a home run?" ”

"Hehe, it's not." Tianjiaozi shook his head, "It's still early for the home run." ”

"It's still early? Isn't it, uncle, are you just getting on the base now? Little Ke'er opened her mouth wide, obviously not believing.

"That's right, first base is in progress." Tianjiaozi nodded, he found that he was also drunk, and he actually talked about the number of bases with a ten-year-old Lori, it was really nothing to do.

"It's only the first base, uncle, you really can't do it." Little Kerr was disappointed.

Tianjiaozi took a breath, I'll go like this, I'm not disappointed, what are you disappointed?

(First base: holding hands.) Second base: Chest strike. Third base: lower body. Home Plate: ooxx. Home Run: Do anything. ）

"Alright, eat, eat." Tianjiaozi was impatient, he felt that if he continued to talk to Xiao Ke'er, he was afraid that he would doubt his life.

"Well, don't mind." Xiao Ke'er took Tianjiaozi's hand, "Uncle, you haven't answered whether I'm going to hit a home run tonight?" ”

"Knock ......" Tianjiaozi knocked on Xiao Ke'er's head, "Little girl, don't ask these inappropriate words for children." ”

"What's the matter, just the two of us know." Xiao Ke'er looked at Diao Chan, who was almost drunk, and believed that even if she heard it, she would have forgotten it long ago when she woke up.

As for the fat man and the thin man.

Well, they and Tianjiaozi's food is separated.

Tianjiaozi and Xiao Keer Diao Chan eat together.

The two of them ate together.

Therefore, Xiao Keer is not afraid that their conversation will be heard.

After all, it was several meters away, and she spoke in a very small voice.

In addition, the fat man is struggling with food at the moment, and the sound and action of eating are so loud that he can't hear the sound of eating at all.

"Not just the two of us." Tianjiaozi said righteously, "Ke'er, listen to my uncle's advice, don't read those messy novels in the future, it's not good for your mental development." ”

"Especially the book "The Killing Game of Rebirth", tsk, it's too sexy, it's erotic, it's erotic, you will learn bad if you read too much, don't read it, good boys."