Chapter 114: Eat a mermaid. (Ask for collections, ask for recommendations.) )

"Okay, listen to Diao Chan, whatever you say is what you say. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info" Tianjiaozi smiled.

"Uncle, my wife is strict." Little Kerr said.

"Hey......" Tianjiaozi glared, "Ke'er, is your little butt itchy and wants to be beaten?" ”

"Hmph, Uncle Pervert." Xiao Ke'er glared at Tianjiaozi, ignored him, and then began to eat food.

The dishes on the stone table are very rich.

Six cold dishes, eight hot dishes, and two soups, for a total of sixteen dishes.

Seriously, the appetite of these three people must be inexhaustible, and a lot of waste will be wasted in the end.

Of course, if the fat guy is here, these sixteen dishes may not be enough for him to eat alone.

It's just that the fat man is not there.

Tianjiaozi naturally doesn't want the fat man to be there.

How good it is now, one man and two women.

If you add the fat man's light bulb, that's really ...... Human tragedy.

Seeing Xiao Ke'er burying his head in eating, Tianjiaozi didn't say anything.

This girl is like that, when she is unhappy, she calls him Uncle Pervert.

That is, it doesn't matter if you are a proud child, if you change it to someone else, you don't know what it will do.

"Diao Chan, come, try the braised pork, it tastes very good." Tianjiaozi sandwiched a piece of soft and glutinous braised pork and put it on the plate in front of Diao Chan.

"Thank you." Diao Chan thanked him, but did not eat it.

"What? Not to your liking? Seeing that Diao Chan was unmoved, Tianjiaozi frowned.

"It's not." Diao Chan shook her head, "I'm losing weight." ”

The piece of meat sandwiched by Tianjiaozi is fat and thin, and eating it will definitely add a lot of fat, so Diao Chan didn't eat it.

"Lose weight." Tianjiaozi was a little pity, "That's a pity, the taste of this meat is absolutely a must." ”

"Yes, Sister Diao Chan, the taste of this meat is really good, it melts in your mouth, and it doesn't taste greasy at all, don't you really taste it?" Little Kerr said.

"Forget it." Although it is a pity, Diao Chan still did not move the chopsticks, as a stunning beauty, she should have this kind of consciousness.

Anything that would destroy their beauty, no matter how delicious, would never be touched.

Only in this way can the existing beauty be maintained.

Xiao Ke'er was a little pity, "Since that's the case, then I'll eat it for Sister Diao Chan." ”

Then, pick up the braised pork from the plate and eat it in one bite.

"Ah...... It's delicious...... "melts in your mouth and is a great treat."

She didn't have Diao's concerns.

The main thing is that she has a good system, no matter what she eats, she won't get fat as much as she eats.

It's the kind of system that girls envy the most.。

"Well, let's try this mermaid." Tianjiaozi is another small fish sandwiched into Diao Chan's dinner plate, "You won't get fat if you eat fish, right?" ”

"Mermaids?" Diao Chan wondered, "Is that the name of this fish?" ”

"That's right." Tianjiaozi nodded, "Maybe it's because this fish is so beautiful." ”

"Pretty? Truly. Diao Chan nodded, and the small fish on the plate showed a crystal clear color, full of beauty, small size, and looked very appetizing.

She picked up chopsticks, took out a piece of fish, and put it in her mouth.

What kind of delicacy is that? Indescribable.

The whole taste bud is stirred up, making people want to eat it and want to eat it.

Another piece of fish meat was put in the mouth.

In succession.

After a while, a small mermaid was eaten by Diao Chan.

It was the first time she had been so interested in fish.

"It's delicious." Tianjiaozi looked at Diao Chan, who seemed to still want to eat, and smiled.

"Hmm." Diao Chan nodded embarrassedly, just now, her eating appearance was really not good.

It's strange that the mermaid is so delicious.

"Uncle...... You look around. Xiao Ke'er's words rang out unexpectedly.

Hearing this, Tianjiaozi looked around.

Unexpectedly, at some point, there were all kinds of strange dragons around.

"I'll go, what's the situation?" Tianjiaozi looked at the group of dragons surrounding him, and was a little caught off guard.

"Maybe it's the smell of food, right?" Xiao Keer said uncertainly.

"Well, it's possible." Tianjiaozi nodded, every dish on the stone table is superb, and the fragrance is three miles, it is not strange to be able to attract so many dragon monsters.

It's just that he won't just give up the food.

"You keep eating, I'll clean up these little reptiles." Tianjiaozi stood up and walked towards the dragon monsters.

"If you don't want to die, get out of here." Tianjiaozi used the sonic power on the dragon monster, and some weak dragon monsters were directly knocked down by the sound wave, fell to the ground and twitched twice before moving.

"Roaring ......"

There is no doubt that Tianjiaozi's actions angered the dragon monsters.

They roared and rushed towards the Celestial Pride.

As for the gastronomy, it has been forgotten.

They now have only one thought, to tear apart the humanity in front of them.

"Come on, brutes."

"Ten Thousand Arrows Turning into Rain......"

Tianjiaozi rushed into the dragon group and engaged in a fierce battle with the strange dragon gate.

In order to avoid Diao Chan and Xiao Ke'er being implicated, he quickly left the place and lured the dragon monster away.

"Uncle, come back quickly, otherwise the dishes will be cold, and it won't taste good." Xiao Keer waved his hand like a proud child, as if saying goodbye.

Diao Chan didn't say anything, her relationship with Tianjiaozi was not good enough.

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Half an hour later, Tianjiaozi came back.

"Uncle, you're so slow, we've all eaten." Xiao Keer said dissatisfiedly.

"This can't be a monster, it's too many monsters, okay?" Tianjiaozi returned to his original position and sat down, and the food on the stone table was already cold.

He's not that picky, though.

Once, in the most difficult times, he ate raw meat, drank animal blood, and dug up tree roots.

Compared to the past, it is good to have food to eat now.

After sitting down, Tianjiaozi took out a stack of peanuts and a pot of wine, and then began to eat cold dishes.

I have been fighting for so long just now, I have really consumed a lot, my belly is empty, and I don't care that there are two beauties around me, I drink and eat meat, and I don't have an image at all.

"Hey, can you pay attention to your image?" Diao Chan saw that Tianjiaozi was so uneaten, and reminded.

"Haha, what does it matter? Anyway, everyone is so familiar. Tianjiaozi didn't mind and continued to gulp meat and wine.

Diao Chan covered his head, this guy is hopeless.

Simply, turn your gaze away, out of sight is pure.

"Sister Diao Chan, when we take the uncle to eat, let's play games, right?" Xiao Ke'er said to Diao Chan, "It's time to pass the time." ”

"Okay, what's going on?" Diao Chan has no opinion, instead of listening to Tianjiaozi snorting and pulling food into his mouth, it is better to play games to divert attention.

"What to play?" Xiao Keer thought about it, this is a problem. What's so good to play? It's not Earth after all, so there's not so much to play with.

"Why don't you play backgammon?" Little Keer saw that there were a lot of small pebbles on the grass.

"Uh...... Okay. "Although this game ...... Well...... Anyway, it's not very technical, but it's better than sitting on the ground in a daze. So, Diao Chan agreed.

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Killing Games

Kill all the dogs in the world.

Slaughter the worldly obstacle law.

The battlefield spirit looked at Jun and smiled.

Tianjiao wants to play with all beings!