Chapter 606: Precious Urinal Pot
"You just say you're not a chu man!?"
Pang Xiaodou was anxious, glared at his eyes and shouted loudly. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
After refreshing, the [King Kong Umbrella] only has 3 seconds, which is not enough for this guy to ink here and there.
"Uh...... Yes, I'm the head office! ”
Bakr Bloodhoof blushed, fiddled with the thick fingers of his fingers, and said with an embarrassed expression, "But please don't tell my peers, they will definitely look down on me, and I will ......tell you if you are a friend."
"It's good to be a chu man!"
Pang Xiaodou was overjoyed in his heart, and immediately interrupted him again, "Do you want to pee now!?" ”
"That...... It's a little bit, but it's okay if you don't pee, it's not so urgent......"
Bakir Bloodhoof was still writhing there.
"Great!"
Pang Xiaodou had already laughed, and then quickly took out a helmet from his backpack, which was the [Engineering Brainwashing Cap (Peerless)] that was hacked from the Trade Prince Gazruvi, and now there was only such a thing in his backpack that could barely hold liquid.
(Note: [Engineering Brainwashing Hat] can't be used on bosses and elite monsters, let alone "Drought Fish" and NPCs, if you have any doubts about this, you can go back to the previous chapters to see the detailed introduction of [Engineering Brainwashing Hat], don't ask the author why he didn't use this prop directly on the "Drought Fish", hum, the author has already guessed that a boss may have such an idea, and seal it in advance.) )
After throwing it into Bakir Bloodhoof's arms, Pang Xiaodou said in a commanding tone, "Take off your pants and pee inside!" ”
"Huh!?"
The upright minotaur was stunned again, and looked at Pang Xiaodou with a strange expression.
Especially after the minotaur saw clearly what Pang Xiaodou threw into his arms, this guy almost exploded, and he couldn't help jumping up so that the horns on his head hit the ceiling of the corridor directly, "Oops" screamed, but he still covered his head and looked at Pang Xiaodou with a shocked face, and shouted loudly: "Big, adult!" Are you sure you want to use this engineering artifact that you can't buy from a goblin for any amount of money to use as a urinal!? ”
"Huh!"
"Squeak Squeak ......"
"Drought Fish" came up with another claw, and at the same time as the sparks were drawn with a piercing sound, Pang Xiaodou was shocked by the huge force and crashed into the Minotaur's arms and took several steps back.
"If you don't want to die, give me pee!!"
Pang Xiaodou turned his head and shouted loudly, the time for the [King Kong Umbrella] will soon come.
"Uh......"
At the same time that Pang Xiaodou collided with Bakr Bloody Hoof, the minotaur was also knocked to his feet by this powerful residual force, and it was only at this moment that he finally realized that the situation in front of him did not seem to be as optimistic as he imagined, coupled with Pang Xiaodou's extremely resolute and anxious eyes......
After a slight hesitation, the minotaur finally began to untie his belt, and clarified for himself while untying it: "My lord, you made me pee, although I don't know what you plan to do, but afterwards you can't blame me for soiling your artifact and making me lose money, besides, I don't have any ......money at all."
"Drip-yo-yo-yo ......"
Fortunately, Baker Bloodhoof didn't have any prostate problems, and as soon as his pants were down, Pang Xiaodou heard a series of water sounds.
"Whew-"
Hearing this voice, Pang Xiaodou finally breathed a sigh of relief, and at the same time couldn't cry or laugh at the Minotaur's words, he really didn't have anything to be reluctant to, isn't it just a bubble of cow urine, can he still directly scrap this helmet for urine?
As long as it is not scrapped, it doesn't matter, anyway, the control-type prop of the [Engineering Brainwashing Cap] is not for the equipment he wears, but for his own enemies, even if there is a commotion, it can only be used by others.
It was at this time.
"Boom ......"
The duration of the second [King Kong Umbrella] has finally arrived, and it is automatically put away.
Pang Xiaodou was completely exposed in front of the "drought", and at this time, with just a simple claw, the "drought" could easily end Pang Xiaodou's life, which is undoubted.
And "drought" also has this meaning.
It had raised its arm crookedly......
"That's it!"
Pang Xiaodou knew that he couldn't wait any longer, so he turned around and snatched the [Engineering Brainwashing Cap] that Bakel Bloody Hoof had just urinated on, and without the slightest hesitation, he splashed it on his head and face, "Taste the taste of the boy's urine!" ”
"Big, adult, why don't you play your cards according to the routine, I haven't finished urinating yet, look at it, now it's all urinating on my legs......"
Bakir Bloodhoof was still yelling with a red bull's face on the side.
But listen......
"Gollum!"
A louder and stranger voice came out of the mouth of the "Drought Fish".
"Hiss Hiss ......"
On its body, the place where the urine of Bakel Bloodhoof's boy was splashed made a slight noise as if human flesh had encountered sulfuric acid, and thick white smoke rose!
And at this moment, the "Drought Fish", which had already raised its arms, suddenly curled up to the ground as if it had received a heavy blow, like a bent shrimp, constantly twitching, and its whole body began to shrink at a speed visible to the naked eye from top to bottom, and at the same time, unlike the places where it was stained with urine, black smoke was emitting from other places.
"Whew-"
Pang Xiaodou finally breathed a sigh of relief, and the crisis was finally resolved.
"This ......"
Buckle Bloodhoof's eyes widened, and his face was incredulous, "Big, sir, my urine still has such a powerful effect?" I don't know, when I used to pee, I especially liked to go to those ants in the corner, bed bugs or something, in short, all kinds of small insects that can be seen, and I haven't even drowned one, why did it get into your hands, such a powerful enemy, take my urine and splash it like this? ”
"I don't think you've used such an expensive urinal before, have you?"
Pang Xiaodou raised the [Engineering Brainwashing Cap] in his hand and turned it upside down to empty the remaining boy urine inside, and said nonsense with a smile, he was too lazy to explain so much to this guy who couldn't turn around with a urine bag, otherwise this product would definitely be endless.
"So it's not the urine, it's the urinal problem?"
Bakr Bloodhoof was stunned for a moment, and when he looked down to look at the "Dry Fish", it was still emitting black smoke, but it had completely turned into a dried corpse with only bones left, and even the yellowed bones inside had rotted, revealing dense holes on it.
"Well, that's pretty much what it means."
Pang Xiaodou nodded, then remembered the previous question, and asked again, "By the way, how did you get here?" ”