"Uncle, don't pull me, I'm going to settle accounts with the cook. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info That bastard actually dares to lie to the old lady? Xiao Ke'er, who was holding Tianjiaozi's arm, was still shaking her hands very dissatisfied, wanting to shake Tianjiaozi's hand away.

However, this move, instead of working, made Tianjiaozi grasp it more tightly.

"My aunt, alas, don't go." Tianjiaozi took Xiao Ke'er's hand and said kindly, "You are not the chef's opponent, if you really go to trouble, you will be the one who suffers." ”

"Hmph, how is it possible, how can that middle-aged bald man with a big belly be stronger than me?" Xiao Ke'er obviously didn't believe it, "I still suffer?" I promise that the other party who fights will not be able to take care of himself. ”

In this regard, Tianjiaozi felt speechless, whether people are strong or not really has nothing to do with big belly and baldness, okay?

"Anyway, Ke'er, you have to listen to me, don't go." Tianjiaozi scolded loudly, he knew that if he didn't show toughness, Xiao Ke'er would definitely go for trouble.

If this really goes, then Xiao Keer will be in trouble.

Although, NPCs generally don't take the initiative to make a move.

However, if a player makes a move against them, they will never show mercy.

In the face of some powerful bosses or strong player groups, if Xiao Keer is looking for trouble, Tianjiaozi will be her most solid pillar and the most upright backer.

But in the face of an almost invincible NPC, even if you take out his housekeeping skills, it is never enough.

"Okay, I'll listen to my uncle." Xiao Ke'er said aggrievedly, then sat down on the edge of the bed and asked, "Uncle, do you want me to feed you?" ”

"Uh...... Want...... bar. Tianjiaozi thought about it for a long time, but still said what was in his heart.

Let a cute little Lori feed, it's exciting to think about it.

"I really want to." Xiao Keer asked with a smile.

"Eun." Tianjiaozi nodded fiercely, like a kitten waiting to be fed by its owner, well-behaved and cute.

"I want it even in my dreams." Little Kerr continued to smile.

"Mmmmmmmm......mmmm

Then, the head came with a blow.

"Since Uncle wants it in his dreams, then, Uncle...... Please keep dreaming. After speaking, Xiao Ke'er also showed a harmless smile of humans and animals, and her snow-white teeth could dazzle people's eyes.

The Tianjiaozi who watched gritted his teeth.

Damn, can little Lori be like this?

Is it okay to pit uncle like this?

Is this such a ruthless pit uncle?

If it weren't for Xiao Ke'er being the most beautiful Lori Tianjiaozi has ever seen, if it weren't for Tianjiaozi being Lorikong, he would have slapped him a long time ago.

"Smack......

Your sister, can you torture people like this just because of your cuteness?

"Smack......

Relying on the fact that he is Lori, can he not take his uncle seriously?

"Smack......

Relying on your own cuteness, you can shamelessly sell cuteness?

"Smack......

Of course, all this is just the fantasy of Tianjiaozi.

The reality is, he can't do that.

Unless, he's no longer Lolicon.

"Okay, then Uncle can continue dreaming." Tianjiaozi shook his head, then lay down, and fell asleep......

"Hey, uncle, you are not allowed to sleep." Xiao Keer pushed her bag dissatisfied, but it didn't work.

"Why," Tianjiaozi asked innocently, "Didn't you let Uncle continue dreaming?" ”

"But I didn't let you sleep?" Xiao Keer said dissatisfiedly.

"How can you dream without sleeping?" Tianjiaozi is even more innocent.

"You...... Hmph, uncle just can't sleep anyway. Xiao Ke'er didn't care, "Uncle, you haven't eaten lunch yet." ”

"Didn't you eat breakfast?" Tianjiaozi rolled his eyes.

"yes, yes, so, uncle can't sleep." Xiao Keer seems to have found a reason, "Sleeping on an empty stomach is not good for your health." ”

"Who told you?" Tianjiaozi continued to roll his eyes, he only knew that eating something on an empty stomach was not good for his health, and he never knew that sleeping on an empty stomach was not good for his health.

"That's what the teacher said." Xiao Ke'er was full of words, "So, if the uncle wants to sleep, eat the egg whites first, right?" ”

Xiao Ke'er handed the bowl to Tianjiaozi's mouth, "Ke'er can feed Uncle." ”

As he spoke, he picked up the small spoon, scooped a spoonful, and handed it to Tianjiaozi's mouth.

Xiao Keer is like this, can Tianjiaozi still refuse?

Of course...... No.

Tianjiaozi is not a beast, how can he waste a piece of Xiao Keer's kindness?

Besides, it is likely that this is the first time that little Kerr has fed someone.

can take away Xiao Keer's first time, how can this kind of opportunity be missed?

"Uncle...... Ah......" Xiao Ke'er made a mouth opening gesture at Tianjiaozi.

Tianjiaozi is going to laugh, do you want to do this, I'm not a three-year-old hairy child?

Eventually, though, he opened his mouth.

Egg white ......

Incredible taste.

It's very soft, smooth, and doesn't smell fishy.

It's not the same as the eggs on the earth.

There is a hint of sweetness in the mouth, cold and cold, and there is a feeling of eating a cold drink.

Well, this egg should have been chilled.

"How's it going, uncle, does it taste good?" Xiao Keer asked softly.

"Okay." Tianjiaozi replied stupidly.

"So, uncle, do you still want it?" Little Kerr said seductively.

"Well, I want it, my uncle wants it." Tianjiaozi was completely taken to the ditch.

"Do you want to call my sister to listen?" Little Kerr is also playful.

Tianjiaozi opened his mouth...... Still not handed over.

He wasn't really a child, how could he be so cooperative?

"Little Keer, is that enough? If you talk nonsense again, don't blame the uncle for beating your little ass? Tianjiaozi glared at Xiao Ke'er.

However, Xiao Ke'er was not afraid at all, "Uncle, if you have the ability, you can get up and beat me, don't think I don't know that you are very weak now, and you feel that your body is hollowed out, right?" ”

"I ......" I didn't expect Xiao Keer to say such a thing, Tianjiaozi really beeped the wolf.

"Haha, I said yes, right?" Little Kerr laughed happily.

Tianjiaozi rolled his eyes, "Uncle's body has been hollowed out, do you feel very happy?" ”

"Uh...... No, not happy. Xiao Ke'er shook her head, and then said with concern, "Uncle must get better quickly, otherwise, Ke'er will be very bored, because there is no one to play with me." ”

"Huh...... My role is to play with you, huh? "Tianjiaozi, hehehe.

"Not exactly." Little Kerr shook her head.

Tianjiaozi suddenly came to his senses.

"And you can protect Kerr." Little Kerr said.

"Hehe......" Tianjiaozi hehe again.

Is there a difference between what you say?

One is a playmaker (nanny), the other is a bodyguard, he, Tianjiaozi can only be qualified for these two roles?