Chapter 9: What a Pervert! But I like...
"Ladies and gentlemen, gongs and drums are beaten, firecrackers are released, flower baskets are full of wishes, and we are here today to witness the founding ceremony of a great team!" The dirty mud is still playing the routine, grinding and chirping to say these useless words.
"Dirty mud is okay! In time for the opening ceremony, the principal said a lot. Yang Ming raised his head and laughed.
"I'm sorry, I've been a wedding host before, and when I come to this kind of festive occasion, I can't bear it anymore" The dirty mud coughed dryly, and he didn't blame me for my grievances.
Everyone laughed, and Fu Shengjun owed, and said: "I have been a wedding host, but I didn't expect you to be this kind of person!" ”
"Huh?" The dirty mud shook for a while, and suddenly understood what Fushengjun meant, and said: "Today's young people, they have to engage in some dirty ass business at every turn, it's really dirty." The world is declining, and morality is declining! ”
"I like the way you can't get used to me and have to build a socialist team with me!" Shanzi, a talented son of Peking University, is not a loss of Peking University, and it can be related to social theory.
Yang Ming also said: "Shanzi, I always thought you were a shy person, but I didn't expect that compared to pretending, you are not weaker than dirty mud!" ”
Shanzi shook his head and said, "It's different, I'm just playing slowly." And they are sullen! ”
The donkey rider also interjected: "I see that Fushengjun is so arrogant today, you have invited this meal!" ”
Fu Shengjun looked heartbroken: "You actually cheated me!" What a pig teammate! Ahem, oops, who are you? Do I know you? Are we related? ”
Yang Ming learned Shanzi's tone and said: "If there is really anything to do with it, it is that we are all the successors of socialism!" ”
Huang Xiaochen said: "Okay, this team is called the socialist successor to build a new rural team!" ”
Everyone was stunned, this name is a little scared!
Yang Ming coughed dryly: "Then we all have to change the ID, my current name is forbidden." In the future, call me Wang Erxiao, who herds cattle! ”
Fu Shengjun also answered: "66666, then I am the little soldier Zhang Ga!" ”
Dirty Mud suddenly found that his routine was a little unable to keep up, and said silently: "Then I'll call Father Zhang!" ”
Fushengjun was speechless, and everyone said silently: "66666666666666." ”
Shanzi opened his mouth and said with a smile: "We are all for a common goal, we have come together from all over the world, we are all a person with taste, morality, a person with a bottom line, a person who is beneficial to the people, and a person who has escaped from low-level interests!" ”
Yang Ming couldn't help but applaud and said: "I can understand Chairman Mao's thought so thoroughly, and I want to hand over the banner of socialism to you!" Brother! ”
After the joke, Yang Ming said: "Okay, then let's form a team, it's good for the brothers to be happy together, of course, if you can make some small achievements, hahahahaha." But what positions do you all play? I'm sure I helped, so I don't have to argue. Career assistance, if you don't give it, you will send it, and you will not accept the double row. ”
Everyone was speechless, no different from Yang Ming's double row and hang-up!
Dirty mud said: "I am so routine, it must be a coach!" I have a bad heart, and I'll be nervous when I go on stage! By the way, you can be a substitute. The all-position master is here! I'll just ask you if you're convinced! ”
The crowd pretended not to hear and continued to discuss.
Fu Shengjun said: "I have just said the position, but I am personally good at junglers!" ”
Yang Ming thought for a while and said: "That's it, let's do what we just said, Xiaochen is in the single, I assist, Fushengjun is in the jungle, Riding Jun is in the single, Shanzi ADC, and the dirty mud is the substitute and the coach." When the time comes, it will be slightly adjusted according to the actual situation. Assign the best lineup at any time. What do you think? ”
Dirty mud said: "But in this case, it is likely that there will be problems within your team because of unclear positioning!" ”
Yang Ming thought about it, and was just about to speak, Huang Xiaochen opened his mouth first, and said: "I think we can follow what Yang Ming said, so that the other party can't guess what routine we are. At that time, maybe all five people will be punished, see if he is afraid! ”
"Five Punishments...... I'm convinced of this wave! Fushengjun was not afraid of big things, and began to praise.
When I think about the dirty mud, I think it's quite interesting.
Fu Shengjun continued: "In case we meet the ADC of the mad puppy on that day, do you dare to let Yang Ming go down the road?" That crazy puppy is completely like a wild brush old chrysanthemum! ”
Yang Ming was in a cold sweat, this sound weird. But the dominance of the crazy puppy, ahem, isn't it a little far, why don't you say that the jungler meets the factory director, the upper road meets PDD, and the middle lane meets faker! How good it is to hang up directly!
Shanzi heard the crazy puppy, and his eyes flickered. This is Shanzi's most admired professional player!
Everyone laughed and said, "Okay, let's decide it first, and then the position will be fine-tuned with the lineup!" ”。
Huang Xiaochen tidied up his hairstyle and said softly: "The positions of the five people have been determined, so next, how will the captain and commander decide?" ”
Dirty mud said: "I must have told you the routine, the control of the scene, I have seen the video of you playing the game, the first twenty minutes can be according to the jungler routine of Fushengjun, and the next twenty minutes is the mid-laner to show his power, you can follow the rhythm of the mid-laner." In another twenty minutes, the single can resist, then rely on the output of the ADC, if this does not end the game, you can only rely on Lao Ju's obscenity, and steal the tower. The strategy of procrastination with war. ”
Yang Ming thought for a while and said: "Then you have to set a talent to do it, I think Fushengjun here is the most thorough, and he can barely be called the deputy factory director, why don't you be the commander!" ”
The crowd agreed
"This............ No problem at all! Fu Shengjun pretended to be shy, but said confidently: "Isn't this a matter of course? ”
"The captain below, I propose it to Lao Ju! Ahh Huang Xiaochen said suddenly.
Yang Ming laughed and said: "You are really not afraid of big things, Captain Bronze, how to introduce you when you go out!" I'll ask you if you're afraid! ”
"Don't be afraid!"
"That's it!"
"Well deserved!"
"No problem!"
"No blemish at all!"
Yang Ming was stunned, he thought it was a joke from everyone, but now it seems that everyone really wants to be the captain!
"I have an objection!" Yang Ming shouted loudly.
"Obey the organization's arrangement, and the protest is invalid." Shanzi laughed, afraid that Yang Ming would want to escape, so he hurriedly stopped him.
Yang Ming suddenly looked at Huang Xiaochen, he looked like he was not flat, and then looked at everyone's smiling faces, as if he understood something, his eyes were red, and he almost burst into tears!
"Okay, the brothers trust me, then I'll be the captain!" Yang Ming was no longer hypocritical and said.
"Well, if the team becomes famous, Yang Ming is the biggest hero!" Everyone doesn't care about the captain's title, it's just to be happy together, and it's fun to play games with brothers!
"You are your captain, except for the command of the game, we will listen to you in everything else." The dirty mud did not forget to taunt.
"Except for the conductor of the game...... It seems that there is nothing left! Yang Ming laughed: "Thank you brothers for your trust, I will be a good captain." ”
"Did our team win a game that had an interruption of time and go directly to the LPL?" The horseman wants to get into the wrong.
"You think too much, and the most you can do if you win is to get some resources. But this is an independent team, even if it's a secondary league, we have to rely on strength to get in! Yang Ming said.
"Don't cowardice, just do it!" Huang Xiaochen said.
"Everything is on your own, I see that we will directly participate in the League of Legends University League to test the waters!" Fu Shengjun said.
Everyone agreed.
Then Fu Shengjun's eyebrows danced, and his face was flying, as if he was already standing on the podium of the LPL. "Wow, Collegiate League, how many beauties are there!"
"you, if you want to show off in front of beautiful women, it's still far away. You have to look at the appearance......... It has to be me, too! Shanzi suddenly revealed his true nature.
"By the way, what about the name of the clan? How to decide? Yang Ming asked.
"Well, the name of the clan is the most important thing, so you have to think about it carefully! Under the detailed discussion of this group, comrades who have ideas, please raise your hand to speak! Dirty mud said.
"Socialist successor team! The abbreviation is SS Sen! "Shanzi is full of confidence, this team name is really amazing!
"Go while it's cool." The floating monarch is itching at all.
"Knights?" Riding a pig couldn't help but say, but with his hobby and taste, it's like riding a bull and hitting an ID like a shame on his in-laws, it's too much to pretend!
"Cut!" There was another burst of disdain. What the hell is the Knight Warband, back in the wizarding world?
The Pig Rider continued: "Or the Fighting Firmament Clan, the Martial Arts Clan, the Domination Clan, the Devouring Star Clan, the Reckless Wilderness Clan, the Star Clan, the Sky Sealing Clan, and the Demon Seeking Clan?" ”
"Seeking demons? I think it's the grinding team, you really hurt my eyes! "Yang Ming's heart is broken, there is no normal person here!
"I think it's called Dong Chou and Jay Lun's team!" Huang Xiaochen said: "Or the Red Dust Inn team, the team thousands of miles away, the sweet team, the happy team that said yes, give me two more minutes team!" ”
"you!" Yang Ming knew that Huang Xiaochen liked Jay Chou the most, but the name of such a League of Legends team was too weird.
Fu Shengjun seemed to think that he had thought of a name with both artistic conception and domineering, and excitedly shouted: "Scourge Clan! ”
It's too much to pretend to...... The crowd thought to themselves.
The dirty mud thought for a moment and said, "Don't shoot my team!" What do you think! ”
Yang Ming couldn't help but say, "Your team name, drunk." Do you tell your opponent: Don't do it, I'm my own person! Then the opposite side was doubly moved, and 20 surrendered. ”
Shanzi said: "No, no, no, Mud is not thinking about this, he is paying tribute to his idol!" ”
"So his idol is ......"
"Chen Peisi!" Dirty mud said indifferently.
Yang Ming's hands trembled, his eyelids jumped, and his heart was broken! So in order to save the overall situation, he said: "I think, let's call it the 20GG team!" ”
"Why are you more arrogant than me! What a pervert! Fushengjun said, "But I like it!" Hahaha. ”
"It's perverted, but I like it" "It's perverted, but I like it" The crowd kept repeating.
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