Ten people rowed a small boat, Buddha Yin Huang Tingjian and Qin Guan together again created Su Shi's "16 Pieces of Pleasure", and then everyone recited the children's song "17 Pieces of Pleasure": "Qingxi shallow water boat, why distinguish between east and west, north and south; Talking at night in the light rain bamboo window, forgetting what night it is; When the summer arrives in Linxi, the cool is born from under the feet, and the refreshment is bubbling from the heart; After the rain, climb the tower to see the mountain, people and the mountain, look at each other and never get tired; Walking on the willow-shaded embankment, the good scenery is not tired of a thousand times; Smiling in front of the flower dock bottle, not a Buddha, better than a Buddha; Hearing the bell in the Jiangshan Temple, it is enough to circle the clouds for two or three days; Under the moon, the east neighbor blows the flute, the breeze and the moon, and the sound of the free flute, which is really a priceless treasure; Morningside half-burnt tea, refreshed for another day; Tired of noon, everyone has a race against the gods; Don't open Weng to Tao Xie, you don't hear it: Tao Xie to, the urn to the bottom; The Buddha seal arrived, and the cup and plate were empty. (Note, Tao Xie refers to Tao Yuanming and Xie Lingyun, two poets who were addicted to alcohol.) Picking up guests without clothes, and Dongpo is honest and honest with friends; Beggar's name flowers are in full bloom, and idiots say that dreams are called Dongpo; Flying poultry talk to themselves, things like people, things like things; The guest and the spring cook tea, and the warm tea fragrance stays; Fuqin listeners know their friends, and they are hard to find from time to time. Cockroach shrimp and sunny days, from the talented Su Dongpo. The rice paste is fragrant, the hall is bright, the leisure walk is across the unicorn, and everything goes smoothly in the chest! ”

Seeing that everyone was rowing hard, Buddha Yin thought about it and asked, "Everyone, do you know how to strengthen the eastern slope?" ”

"I don't know, I don't know, I want to listen to the holy views of the monks!" The crowd replied in unison.

"Take advantage of the early autumn sunshine, please lie on the boat." Everyone smiled understandingly.

So, you paddle, I patted Su Shi's back and body one by one, but everyone was so friendly and the strength was just right.

"My back, my slope, and my shore are all strong, not to mention, it's so comfortable! It's your turn, thank you for the bad idea of the Buddha's filial son! So, Su Shi got up, crossed his waist happily, and enjoyed the scene of the rest of the people, you shoot me, I shoot you.

On the second day, the entourage of ten people came to the Chaoyun cemetery in a solemn mood. Huang Tingjian took out the elegiac couplet written last night and hung it on the green pine branches, and everyone recited in a low voice again: "Yin and Yang can be separated by sorrow, and the suffering of the world can be sold in heaven." ”

Su Shi's father and son thanked their friends, and Su Mai comforted, "Father, the little mother passed away from the world for a long time, as a farewell to the family, but also bid farewell to the long-term torture of all kinds of hardships and terrible plagues in the world. ”

"The virtuous nephew is reasonable, please mourn on the bachelor's day, and continue to create a lot of enjoyable things that will be passed down in the world, and even for thousands of years." Zhang Qi exhorted.

Everyone saw that Su Shi was suddenly sad and panicked. Buddha Yin had no choice but to sharpen his spear in battle, praying and chanting at the moment: "Red-faced beauty, what a thin life!" In the next life, he is a man and has a custom beard. ”

Mi Fu continued, said: "How do the fish know the joy of birds, maybe Chaoyun will continue to accompany the bachelor!" Hearing this, Su Shi was happy again, and said: "Okay, when she grows up in the underworld first, then I will go to the dowry." ”

Everyone laughed, and Buddha Yin praised: "No wonder people have three worlds, who is the infatuated person in the world, Mr. Dongpo!" ”

"'Old age is forgetful, but not lovesickness.'" Let's give Bai Juyi's famous sentence to Chaoyun, it's hard for the bachelor to speak, our friends came all the way to work! So, everyone followed the Buddha Yin and recited this love poem, which can be regarded as the most touching love words told by Dongpo to his concubine.

Qin Guan stroked the vigorous green pine forest and said, "The bachelor's sorrow for his beloved wife Chaoyun is also like these pine trees, eternal and affectionate, and never fades. ”

"Qingsong, 'easy' also, I wish the morning clouds in the sky will always be gorgeous, carefree, disease-free!"

"I wish the clouds to come and go without hindrance, often turn into twilight clouds and night clouds, and at night, I have to fold the quilt for the bachelor." Ting Jian said with a smile.

"Hey, our group of inexplicable people, what we think, what we say, I don't know if Chaoyun likes it or not, don't bump into the beauty of the beauty! Simply, go home! Li Gonglin said solemnly.

Everyone paid a simple tribute, and it was time to leave. Zhang Qi said a thousand words and persuaded: "Please mourn forward on the Bachelor's Day, live optimistically, the dead are gone, and live well!" ”

Qin Guan also strongly persuaded: "The morning clouds are fleeting, and the eastern slope lasts forever, please cherish it!" ”

The bachelor thanked Yuanyuan for catching a big fish for himself, and he sighed: "The old man I have not been in the mood to fish for a long time, I didn't expect to be able to eat the fat fish that jumped around yesterday, the old man's luck is really good, it can be said that the government and the opposition are up and down, left and right!" ”

"There are already a lot of friends for adults!"

"Dad, Uncle Meng Guo wants to return to Beijing immediately to resume his life, I really don't know how worried Concubine Wen is! Hurry up and send the virtuous brother silver two! Su Mai urged eagerly.

Su Shi patted his head: "Yes, in the past few days, I have been confused a lot, please forgive Uncle Guo!" ”

"Compared with the affairs of the adults, the things below can be said to be insignificant, I really want to go back to Beijing by begging, but I am afraid of losing my sister's face." Yuan Yuan explained embarrassedly.

"Hurry up and give 10 taels of gold to Uncle Guo, last time the queen gave me 50 taels of gold."

"I have long heard that the bachelor is an official for the benefit of one party, I only need 3 taels, and one person can save a little on the road."

Holding the heavy gold, Yuanyuan felt ashamed of it, and took the initiative to say: "As the saying goes, no merit is not rewarded, I once heard a business friend tell a joke, and I hope that the bachelor will be happy and let go and live a happy life." ”

"Please teach Uncle Guo! The old man has always been willing to make friends with people from all walks of life and likes to listen to their jokes. ”

"It's ugly under the offering. Once upon a time, there was an old Xiucai, who was very happy to have a son, and named his son 'Age', and a year later his wife gave birth to another son, and he named his second son 'Xuewen', and after another year he had another son, and he thought it was like a joke, so he named his third son 'Joke'...... More than ten years later, one day Lao Xiucai asked his three sons to go up the mountain to chop wood, and when his sons came home, Lao Xiucai asked his wife, "Sons, how are you chopping?" She replied: "I am a lot older, and I have no knowledge at all, but I have a basket of jokes. ”

Su Shi and his son were extremely amused by this joke, and the bachelor exclaimed: "In the past two days, none of you eight have come in vain, and this joke is the most hilarious!" But I don't know who made it up, if there is a sister, there must be a brother! ”

"Win and win! I wish the bachelor a happy day by day, and vow to spend all the days as the Spring Festival, how about it? ”

"Thank you! Thanks a lot! I wish Uncle Guo a smooth journey and a safe return! "The father and son gave it away for a long time.