On the morning of September 12, 009, the make-up examination of "College English" of the Department of Economics and Management of the University was held in the lecture hall on the second floor of the East Auxiliary Building. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

In the large examination room composed of a large number of livestock and a few girls, the three invigilators waited solemnly, among which the main invigilator was the bald Professor Song of this course.

The three major invigilators frowned, and Zhang Wei, who was more than 190 years tall, became the focus of Professor Song's eyes.

The attitude towards the test paper is not serious, looking left and right, and the eyes are inclined upwards many times to 'communicate' with the invigilator.

Typical pre-ADHD preparation for cheating.

As an 'experienced' opponent, Professor Song naturally understands it.

Like Zhang Wei, there are a lot of exams in this examination room.

Because it was September, it was still hot in summer, and the girls were naturally dressed very coolly, and at this time, Professor Song was speechless to find that Zhang Wei was staring at a girl with a height of eight feet and a waist circumference of eight feet for a long time.

And the parts he looked at were actually some places that were inappropriate for children.

Hello students now!

Although Professor Song is a professor, he is actually in his thirties.

From the perspective of a normal man's aesthetics, a girl with a height of eight feet and a waist circumference of eight feet should not be the mainstream aesthetic in today's universities, right?

But the key is that after Zhang Wei saw it like this, several other animals actually looked at it like this, and the expression was lewd and obscene, and Professor Song blushed.

It's hard to be ashamed!

I'm a student now.

Why is the taste different?

But after a while, Professor Song found that Zhang Wei's goal had changed, and he looked very delicate, with long hair fluttering, a flying white skirt, and a slender figure.

Thinking about it, especially when he saw Zhang Wei's eyes shining brightly at this hammer girl, Professor Song was a little skeptical about life!

This shouldn't be the mainstream aesthetic either, right?

What's the situation?

Immediately after, a wave of green eyes followed.

I'll go.

What happened to college students now?

But after a while, Professor Song found that the eyes of this group of people followed Zhang Wei and shifted to a girl with a fiery figure and wearing a suspender T-shirt and denim hot pants.

At this glance, a group of people almost didn't drool out.

Several people hurriedly gave a thumbs up and showed two lewd smiles at Zhang Wei.

Nima ......

Is this an exam good?

If he is in the classroom, Professor Song must educate this group well.

But this is a make-up exam, and there are still many people who are struggling to write.

Some of the exams of the University are not worse than the college entrance examination back then, and if you really hang up again, you will have to wait for the graduation make-up examination.

Call!

Professor Song exhaled and closed his eyes.

Try to calm your mind.

But when he opened his eyes, Professor Song found that this group of people, under the leadership of Zhang Wei, all looked at him with 'blazing' eyes.

I'll it!

Professor Song is angry, how are Lao Tzu pure masters?

You bunch of perverts!

Professor Song couldn't help but take another breath, because he insisted on exercising on weekdays, and the extremely explosive muscle groups in his body were about to tear his shirt.

Wait a minute!

Wrong.

At this moment, the eyes of a group of people moved away from Professor Song's body again.

This time, it's back to the hammer-faced girl.

Problematic!

Professor Song frowned and glanced at everyone.

Cheat!

Cheating for sure!

After this group of people looked at themselves, they obviously lowered their heads and brushed their pens.

Although there were a few cover covers, deliberately wandering around after a while before writing.

However, such a neat and regular behavior is by no means a simple lust that can cover up the past!

From the perspective of Professor Song's past, several girls in this examination room can be regarded as dinosaurs.

This group of energetic and sturdy animals, how can they look at a girl with a height of eight feet and a waist circumference of eight feet?

It doesn't matter if one person falls in love with it, a group of people all fall in love with it, so it's weird!

Definitely cheating.

Professor Song hurriedly walked among the crowds, with the eyes of a group of candidates, Professor Song was cold behind him, and swept the test papers of several people again and again.

D, this is the answer that Zhang Wei has seen written by a girl with a height of eight feet and a waist circumference.

"Teacher, I'm nervous that you're around me, can you let me go."

Zhang Wei raised his hand very upright and whispered.

This look, is it a good student image?

Zhang Wei is also very single, dressed cooler, white shirt and black sweatpants, and turned his trouser pocket upside down, almost showing a red panties to show his innocence.

Ahem!

Professor Song didn't say much, so he made a decisive substitution.

At this moment, everyone's eyes fell on Professor Song again, and Professor Song found that the student he was looking at had written an A answer on the test paper.

"Teacher, I'm nervous that you're around me, can you let me go?"

This classmate was also very good, almost copied Zhang Wei's words, and also learned from Zhang Wei, turned his trouser pockets, and proved his innocence.

Ahem......

Professor Song was embarrassed again.

After all, you can't catch the tools of the crime, and if you want to remember cheating, the premise is to have evidence in court such as small speculation.

Professor Song was not reconciled, so he read it diligently and finally summarized it.

When I watched Professor Song, this group wrote A, the girl who looked at the hammer face was B, the girl who was angry was C, and the girl who was eight feet tall and had an eight-foot waist circumference was D.

ABCD……

"Holy!"

Now Professor Song understood.

Feelings, these people are running for answers!

Cheat!

Such clever cheating.

Why didn't Lao Tzu find out back then?

If there were, how many points would it cost to say that the college entrance examination would be more?

What a lewd talent!

Take the cup as a cheating tool!

The point is that you still have nothing to say, plug and play lust, it's so good!

It is really a generation of talented people, and a generation of new prostitution replaces the old.

At this time, Professor Song actually felt old.

Thinking about it, a group of people actually began to hand in the papers.

This caught Professor Song by surprise.

Zhang Wei also handed over the paper in a hurry, and said, "Teacher, you have worked hard." ”

He bowed respectfully to Professor Song.

It's really hard for Professor Song to say anything now.

Even if Professor Song found out that Zhang Wei and his group were cheating, would they really say that people compare the size of girls' breasts?

The key is that there is no A-cup in this classroom, so I directly compared Professor Song!

For the first time, Professor Song's proud 'sturdy body' was 'violated' and 'humiliated'!

But every animal who came up to hand in the paper bowed respectfully once, and then said, 'Teacher, you have worked hard'.

What a good boy.

It's very polite.

Professor Song waved his hand, "Get out." ”

A group of people slid out of the exam room.

"Damn, viagra you are talented, you can think of such a method."

As soon as he got out of the examination room, an animal put his hand on Zhang Wei's shoulder and said with great admiration.

Zhang Wei glanced at him and said, "It's a little meaning!" Haven't you won the lottery yet, and you want to take your group of waste materials? ”

It turns out that the Department of Economics and Management has passed down an unwritten rule that one of the animals who are still good in each class must be left to take care of a group of make-up candidates, which is called taking care of each other.

The cattle who were cared for went out together to invite the good study animals to go to the snack street outside the school for a corrupt meal.

Zhang Wei was very unhappy and won the jackpot.

A group of people smiled obscenely, and said, "Fortunately, Professor Song is as big as A, otherwise, he wouldn't be able to make up the ABCD." ”

"Who says it's not, there are few girls in our university, but these girls are so well developed, it's hard to find an A."

A group of people thought so, and then discussed where to go to corruption.

Zhang Wei touched his mouth and said with a smile, "Come on, I won't go today, I'll go to practice in the afternoon." ”

"Also, the team can't do without viagra."

The crowd nodded, and it dispersed.

At this moment, Zhang Wei suddenly lowered his head and slowly walked to the playground, I don't know why, this obscene lewd talent was extremely lost in his heart at this time.

Stadium!

What a place I loved and longed for, but now it's like a nightmare.

"Hey...... Viagra, it's you, let's practice together. ”

Turning to look at Xu Feng walking behind him, Zhang Wei smiled.

This junior brother is very good.

The two came to the stadium talking and laughing.

Xu Feng practiced dribbling, and Sister Lulu repeatedly explained what kind of requirements must be met in order to rest, Xu Feng was very conscious, and practiced seriously and repeatedly.

"Viagra, you are so accurate, why do you always kill inside?"

Xu Feng asked.

Zhang Wei smiled bitterly.

As the first altitude of the economic management team, how can Zhang Wei escape the position of center?

Xu Feng also seemed to realize that what he said was wrong, so he smiled and said, "Actually, viagra I think you can play on the outside, you think, you are so tall, jump shots on the spot, those 180 are not good to cover you, I think you dribble very well, if you combine throwing and bursting, you are a pervert!" ”

"You're the pervert."

Zhang Wen replied shamelessly, but inevitably nodded, as if that was the case.

But who will play the inside line?

Xu Feng showed two rows of white teeth, "But I think it's very difficult for you to break through me now, let alone break through others." ”

"Damn, let's go head-to-head!"

"Come on!"

Ten minutes later, Zhang Wei lay on the ground, Xu Feng looked at Zhang Wei with interest, and he still looked unsatisfied.

"You pervert."

Zhang Wei couldn't help but exclaim.

"Where? Actually, you're also very perverted, and you almost killed you. Xu Feng said, "Now I think, you might as well change to a guard, it's really not okay to be a small forward, such a good height advantage, it's a waste to put the inside line." ”

Zhang Wei gave him a blank look, if he is above 190 and does not play the inside line, who else will he play?

"Don't worry, although I'm a rookie, but the inside line of this court, which one is better than you dribbling? Which three-point is more accurate than you? Xu Feng said.

Zhang Wei nodded, he usually practices this when he has nothing to do, so naturally it will not be bad.

It's just that Zhang Wei, as the 'center' of the management department, had to go to the inside to make a living.

"I see that Boss Zhou Hao is also working hard for the team, why don't you change to the outside line, looking at your training shots, I wonder if you have set up a track and the ball slides into the basket."

"Am I really fit to play on the outside?" Zhang Wei couldn't help but ask.

This question was rejected by all his teammates when he was in high school.

Above 190, you must be inside!

"It has to be suitable, I feel like you're a little more reliable than the rest of the team, just why you can't shoot during the game?" Xu Feng said.

Zhang Wei smiled bitterly.

Hesitate!

It's time to make a decision.

Looking at Xu Feng's sincere eyes, Zhang Wei gritted his teeth and said, "Damn, it's done." ”

Drip, drip!

The phone rang.

At first glance, it was the livestock next door.

"Viagra, help me bring a bottle of water when I come back, I'm dying of thirst." The Great Sage of Cattle shouted.

Zhang Wei couldn't help but exclaim, "I don't know how to fetch water?" ”

"Your sister, a bottle of water just made was soaked noodles by the third and fourth children, and one of them poured a cup of instant noodles and added ham sausage to watch the movie in front of the computer!" The other side was very depressed.

"I have it in the house, don't you have a key, just go and get it. Grandma's ......"

"I've got it all, there's a fart."

"Your sister, have you found it under my bed?"

"Damn, it's shameless, you actually hid boiling water under the bed?"

"People are not shameless teenagers!"

……

In the Jianda League in October, Zhang Wei should play as a small forward, and this hand suddenly confused the opponents to death.

The inner line is dislocated and the height is not enough for the opponent's outside line, and then the outside line actually found the right head, Zhang Wei, Xu Feng, and Hu Xiaoxiao have become the biggest dark horses in the economic management department.

In December, the national three-on-three Anhui Division Qualifiers, Zhang Wei, Xu Feng, Hu Xiaoxiao led the team to participate, in a group of NBL professional players, everyone fought bloodily and reached the runner-up in the division, if it were not for Zhang Wei and Hu Xiaoxiao who were injured before the semi-finals, Xu Feng won an NBL professional team with two rookies in the semi-finals, which also caused Xu Feng to overdraw his physical fitness, otherwise their team may become the biggest dark horse in the country's three-on-three.

The Cuba League started, and the major school teams were not as tall as the Jianda League in the small forward position, and most of them came to the altitude of 190, and Zhang Wei's advantage seemed to be gone?

But at this time, Zhang Wei followed Xu Feng's training as if he was playing with his life, and he was no longer the thin boy who was bullied, the strength confrontation was not bad at all, and the outside hit rate was stable.

In the Cuba National Championship, Zhang Wei became the team's leading scorer, scoring four three-pointers per game, leading the pack.

At this time, people found out that this lanky No. 3 position was perverted in running without the ball.

And the good system of Jianda has almost blocked countless obstacles for Zhang Wei to run, and what Zhang Wei has to do is to turn the opportunity to run out into a score!

In less than a year, Zhang Wei has gone from being a bullying interior player to a feared top scorer on the Cuba stage.

The hardship and tiredness of this are only clear to Zhang Wei himself.

"Tired?" Zhang Wei's female ticket Xia Weiwei once asked, Zhang Wei was almost strictly guarded in that game, as long as Zhang Wei was blocked out of the vacant position, someone would come over to help defend immediately, but in the second half, Zhang Wei still proved himself, facing the defense, and still scored three ultra-long three-pointers.

When the last ball fell to the ground, Zhang Wei smiled and left the field with the help of his teammates.

"Not tired." Zhang Wei replied with a smile, and when he was able to stand up again, he threw himself into hard training again.

At the end of June, Xu Feng asked Zhang Wei, "How about coming to the NBA and let's form a team?" ”

Zhang Wei was surprised and asked, "You mean 2K?" ”

"No, I'm talking about the NBA, the real team, you play the point guard."

"Holy! You're saying I'm going to be able to fight Volute right away? Am I asking him for a few autographs? And then come back and sell it to the big guys at a high price? Do you think that group of people will just take the Chen family's private dishes and send me away? ”

Xu Feng's forehead was covered with black lines.

"What you said is true?"

"Almost."

"Who else?" Zhang Wei asked with a lot of confidence.

"There aren't many people, and Hu Xiaoxiao, Ding Song, Boss Ding Song, Yuan Qing, Huang Shuqing and a few of their livestock, the great god Zhang Qinglong is naturally indispensable, there is a chance for us to bring in the UAE and Da Yao......"

"Wait, you're going to form an all-Chinese class?"

"Of course, why else would I?"

"Isn't it? Is there a problem with this? Zhang Wei couldn't help but ask.

"Of course there is a head!" Xu Feng said with a smile, "When we win the championship, then someone else will ask you for an autograph." ”

"Holy! If I won the championship, I would have bought a black-hearted Internet café outside the school and dismantled it. ”

"No, this ......"

"Damn, the configuration is too low, the network speed is still carded, buddy wants to get a super luxury VIP Internet café for free for the younger students!"

Xu Feng sighed bitterly.

(Isn't it still so lewd and lewd plus three levels?) Wahaha...... "Demon Guard" is so obscene, but unfortunately the results are too poor, the main members of "Dynasty" in the future rush to such a lewd livestock, Zhang Wei must occupy one, and Lao Qian has prepared a lot of obscene jokes for him, hehe...... Just wait and see! ）

PS: Book friends who haven't read "Demon", you can take a look, Lao Qian thinks that the game in "Demon" is not badly written, a three-on-three can write 30,000 words, and it is definitely not the number of water words, there is blood, and there is such an obscene way to deal with it, different campus basketball!